Apr 11 2008Jamie Lynn Spears' pics = HARD-HITTING NEWS!
Holy freaking crap, it's the reclusive "because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway" Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I'm at the top of my game. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC, and, yeah, okay, FOX News when you're done tonguing some W anus. I just journalized you all in the face! WHA-POW!
NOTE: What does it say about me as a person that I think Jamie Lynn's pregnant body is way hotter than Britney's non-pregnant gelatinous form? Besides that I'm probably going to jail.

Reader Comments
1. pj - April 11, 2008 1:10 PM
When is she due?
2. danni - April 11, 2008 1:10 PM
The girl looks really cute!
I realize that is wrong on all kinds of levels....
She really looks like she is taking care of herself though!
3. shanipie - April 11, 2008 1:11 PM
These pics are sooo surreal. I mean this is just sad.
4. dirt chicken - April 11, 2008 1:11 PM
WHORE !
5. Sam - April 11, 2008 1:12 PM
Mmmmmm...I wanna lick her feet...
6. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 1:18 PM
*Pomp & Circumstance plays in the background*
Ladies and Gentleman I am pleased to introduce to you, your Kentwood, LA G.E.D. class of 2008.
7. nipolian - April 11, 2008 1:21 PM
Tallmingle.com????? What the fuck that mean? web-site for tall people only???? cora...you crazy!!!
8. Clam - April 11, 2008 1:23 PM
Why is her ass pointy?
9. ILLEGAL - April 11, 2008 1:24 PM
If it is wrong to find her hot then I don't want to be right.....unfortunately that is where the law comes in.
10. ph7 - April 11, 2008 1:26 PM
Looks like every other teenage hillbilly mom - cute because they are so young and swollen,, but soon to be fat and bitter.
11. ph7 - April 11, 2008 1:29 PM
Look at the porch in pic #3 - I know the Spears are southern back woods trash, but don't you think with a little family money, they would move to neighborhood where people's houses aren't peeling and overgrown?
12. Snides - April 11, 2008 1:30 PM
When are they going to prosecute her Zoey producer for impregnating the slack-jawed, yokel?
13. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 11, 2008 1:31 PM
Wow, she's really let herself go...... what a fucking cow.
14. They White Urkle - April 11, 2008 1:31 PM
Wow, she looks very cute. I would rather do her here than Brit. And I really want to do some nasty things with Britney. Now I just need to Google Map the nearest Mormom Commune.
15. jeremiah - April 11, 2008 1:33 PM
Is it so wrong that I want to tap that ass. BTW, how old is this girl?
16. SLASH - April 11, 2008 1:33 PM
#14 right after the paternity test..
17. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 11, 2008 1:33 PM
Oh, now I recognize her..... I saw her running out of the Yearning for Zion Ranch a couple of days ago..... Damn crazy West Texans!
18. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 1:34 PM
@13 I was thinking the same thing. Young Casey can make a couple extra bucks for the baby by mowing the neighbors yard. The porch needs to be painted too. Is this Kentwood or Dogpatch??
19. Binky - April 11, 2008 1:45 PM
Come on Fish guy - it's not that hard to get pix of this gal.
You just have to wait for recess.
(The bell usually rings first - then head to the back of the school)
20. someguy - April 11, 2008 1:53 PM
Her boobies dun gotten bigger.
21. nipolian - April 11, 2008 1:53 PM
Can't be Dogpatch.......No way would Pappy Yokum let anyone but himself have a piece of this sweet young ass.
22. Veroonica - April 11, 2008 1:54 PM
check out jr. miss skandadonia's thighs. Cottage cheese formin' Jamie Lynn. I'm sure Casey's gonna love him some post preg thunder thigh. I can see an absentee, dead beat dad in babies future.
23. just sayin - April 11, 2008 1:55 PM
Britney wants to eats mah baby.
24. HER POON SMELLS LIKE SOUR MILK - April 11, 2008 2:00 PM
YOU KNOW CASEY IS SQUIRTING UP IN THAT GASH SO MUCH NOW, IF SHE OPENS HER YOU CUT HER IN HALF SHE'D LOOK LIKE A CADBURY EGG
25. Magoo - April 11, 2008 2:02 PM
#13 and #20 maby you forgot abouta lil thing called hurricane katrina yea it kinda devistated the gulf coast and didnt really care if you were poor or rich maby ya forgot or something but i think that might have a bit to do with the disarry
26. zaboomafoo - April 11, 2008 2:05 PM
nice rack
27. blackout - April 11, 2008 2:05 PM
Beer gut.
28. Grunion - April 11, 2008 2:07 PM
I think she may be pregnant
29. SLASH - April 11, 2008 2:08 PM
I think she is faking her pregnancy.
Ok maybe not, but I am pissed because I forgot to bring a lunch to work today and I'm starving :(
30. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 2:13 PM
@27 Are you being serious?? I need to know because I can go a lot of different directions with a comment like that.
31. RENEE - April 11, 2008 2:16 PM
Her ass looks more preggers than her belly; its totally popped out. But really, she does look cute. I bet she's gonna have an adorable little baby girl. For some reason I like this girl; I don't know why. I could be wrong, she might be a total bitch, but she seems so down to earth considering all the fame and fortune.
32. Grunion - April 11, 2008 2:17 PM
#27 "but i think that might have a bit to do with the disarry"
yeah that and the inbreeding
33. Jimbo - April 11, 2008 2:17 PM
@31 There is always Burger King!!
34. nipolian - April 11, 2008 2:17 PM
#27 - Hey there Stormy Weathers, actually Kentwood was a shithole long before Katrina.
35. SLASH - April 11, 2008 2:19 PM
Yeah, Jimbo, but I can't leave til 1:00, so I don't get lunch breaks on Fridays. Too bad the pizza place won't deliver one slice!!
36. Jimbo - April 11, 2008 2:22 PM
You could nibble on my penis
37. nipolian - April 11, 2008 2:27 PM
Kentwood is a dairy community that hasn’t had a dairy in over 30 years. Dumbfuck hillbillys.
38. JESSE - April 11, 2008 2:28 PM
Damn right she looks hotter than Britney. But Britney at her age looked hotter than her.
39. negative creep - April 11, 2008 2:31 PM
yum.
40. Ted Mosby - April 11, 2008 2:34 PM
I guess she took Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to heart.
41. Vas Deferens - April 11, 2008 2:36 PM
I'd hit that underage ass.
42. Jimbo - April 11, 2008 2:46 PM
@38 That might be possible if you had one troll..
43. JImbo - April 11, 2008 2:51 PM
Single black male here looking for some nice young white hookup
44. Jimbo - April 11, 2008 2:53 PM
Any gay takers here 2day? OOOhhhh my bottom's tickly for sum prickly
45. Amber Dextrose - April 11, 2008 3:15 PM
#9. You're clearly new here. Ah, I remember the good ol' days back when this place wasn't infested by trolls and spammers and comments were under 30 a post...
46. Alex - April 11, 2008 3:16 PM
Who?
47. Mal Gusto - April 11, 2008 3:29 PM
She is getting Britney's jowls.
48. Rat - April 11, 2008 3:48 PM
Its like a Spears CULT.
Go Zoe! Nice role model for trailer trash!
49. ch474 - April 11, 2008 3:58 PM
You gotta bang that backwoods monkey 4 times a day, but only twice on Sundays. It's not like she can get any MORE pregnant? Right?
That is just so wrong.
50. ya mama - April 11, 2008 4:13 PM
yummmmm. cadbury egggsssss.
51. Harmonov - April 11, 2008 4:16 PM
Nice cankles...
52. Alex H - April 11, 2008 4:19 PM
hasn't she been pregnant for like a year at this point?
53. Drippy Dick McGee - April 11, 2008 5:30 PM
I'd fuck that underage body so hard the fetus would stick to my cock.
54. restingonlaurels - April 11, 2008 5:31 PM
@47 nipolian's not new. he's making a joke.
55. James - April 11, 2008 5:40 PM
I think she's sexy.
56. DAAANIELAAA - April 11, 2008 6:20 PM
her ass is HUGE!
57. tijuana_dude - April 11, 2008 7:16 PM
shit, i'd do the bitch even now that she is pregnant, fuck that, just a little more cushion fo' the pushin'
58. Snagletooth - April 11, 2008 7:35 PM
Milk does a body, can't wait till those spigots turn on and we get the pap shots of them leaking...
59. Sarah - April 11, 2008 7:47 PM
No offense buddy, but the last thing I would ever call is a journalist. Half the stuff on this website is shit. It's also a cest pool of hate. All your doing is inviting people to either :
a) Exploit the bodies of various famous women
or
b) Bash the women by stating how fat they look or by questioning their intellegence
60. blow me - April 11, 2008 8:32 PM
" I just journalized you all in the face!" : hilarious.
61. Drippy Dick McGee - April 11, 2008 9:07 PM
"cest" pool? Please, fucktard, please.
62. Drippy Dick McGee - April 11, 2008 9:11 PM
And I do love silly cunts misspelling "intelligence".
Don't you have some cartoons to watch or a gallon of ice cream to eat?
63. Somuchsoap - April 11, 2008 11:04 PM
#63, Freudian slip. She just got out of the hot tub with her brother and was thinking "incest" and "pool." It happens.
64. Kevin - April 12, 2008 12:08 AM
She's pretty cute.... but too bad she's pregnant now and that makes me like her no more.
65. keep telling yourself that - April 12, 2008 12:51 AM
I wonder if she'll get all fat and gross after the kid is born like her sister did?
66. 23apples - April 12, 2008 4:46 AM
Cankles-cankles-bo-bankles....
Well, if my family's lives and house got ruined because of a hurricane, and I had tons of money because I was famous, the first thing I would do would be to spend my money helping them out. So either
A. Britney was already bat-shit crazy and had too much shit going on that she could not even begin to help her family at the time of Katrina (I can't remember that far back... I like drinking)
B. Britney & company are fine with the state of their living conditions or
C. Britney doesn't care about the well-being of her family
Any answer is feasible. You choose! Like those books, where you get to choose what happens, and it directs you do the page where your option is located. Yeahhh, those were sweet.
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68. OTMarine - April 12, 2008 9:39 AM
" 24. Veroonica - April 11, 2008 1:54 PM
check out jr. miss skandadonia's thighs. Cottage cheese formin' Jamie Lynn. I'm sure Casey's gonna love him some post preg thunder thigh. I can see an absentee, dead beat dad in babies future.
"
Yea......I'm sure you're just the epitome of hotness.... nothing but lean, tan, legs and not an ounce of extra on you anywhere, right? stfu already... right, because most chicks are able to carry around another human being and not put on an extra ounce or obtain thunder thighs in the process. Sounds to me like jealousy. Slut. And yea, that last comment about the absentee, dead beat dad, took a fucking fortune teller to figure that out. You should be a pyschic and charge for all that enlightenment. Right after you release the fitness dvd i mean.
69. Rain - April 12, 2008 11:06 AM
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com"yesterday. "Although she has a kid,she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.
70. Anna Katherine - April 12, 2008 3:56 PM
Yeah and half of you people that are saying stuff about her being preg at a young age, probably were your ownself or probaby got an abortion.
if you look around, teen pregnancy is everywhere and you only make it a big deal because she's a celebrity.
grow the fuck up.
she's adorable and i think she's handling it the best she can.
i'm proud of her.
71. TJ - April 12, 2008 5:31 PM
WHORE!
72. TJ - April 12, 2008 5:31 PM
WHORE!
73. Daeriona - April 13, 2008 9:52 AM
hey i watch zoey 101 alot and on the new shows she do not look pregnant how do they do that i wonder sence chase is coming back then is he still gonna be in love wit her still hahahaha hes a suck up any way also i heard Romeo was her babys daddy. shes 2 young if dat was my daughter she will be out my house faster u can say get out jkjkjkjkjkkjkjkj im only 11 but jamie is my biggest artist beside chris brown
74. twzzlrgirl - April 13, 2008 4:40 PM
Hello, Daeriona (#76)...
Please go to Disney.com and do not post anymore on a site for adults.
Your parents leave you alone too long, and we all find your comments ridiculous --- k?
75. Drago The Perv - April 14, 2008 12:00 AM
I'd bang that pregnant pussy like it owed me money !
Then piss all over that schoolgirl face.
Yummy.
76. o - April 14, 2008 11:55 AM
she is so stupid
damn girl!
havin a baby at 17 is so freaking wrong.
lol her birthday is 4 days beforw mine.same year.
but i am not as stupid as she.
77. Saddened - April 14, 2008 6:07 PM
Ridiculous ruining her life at her age with a pregnancy. She should put that infant up for adoption so the child can be raised by a family who truly wants a baby.
Hope this doesnt start a new teen fad..
78. laura - April 22, 2008 11:16 AM
Strange, her breasts look the same size as before she got pregnant.