Apr 1 2008Jamie Lynn Spears is getting pregnant-er

Starting to look more like Brit.. that's a bad thing.

FIRST!

First.

did she let the fetus drive??

nice legs

Pregnant at 16.

Married at 18.

Divorced at 19.

Rehab at 20.

Remarried at 21.

Should we start taking bets now on how many times she drops the baby, or should we wait until it actually makes it out of her? Just curious..........

she's starting to get the brittney chin!

Veggi, She hung it out the window as she droove down the street. It's legs are not long enough to reach the pedalst. She will have to wait until she is 8 months pregnant before it can drive..

#6

lol!

Funny but probably true.

PHAT lady? Pregnant Ho And Tramp???

Nice ass.

This picture just screams, "Nobody home"....

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-jamie_lynn_spears_is_getting_p.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0

so hot

so hot

The headline says getting pregnant-er but forgot to add, "And even more white trash-ier." I like that one photo where she is staring dumbly into the light. Almost as if she's thinking "Gee, y'all, why can't y'all let me be, y'all. I just called y'all to tell y'all where I would be, I didn't think you'd all come runnin' with them magic pitchur takin' macheens"

dumb-ass hollywood whore, congratulations on the baby and the g.e.d. and probably the std.

It's good to see her out and about, running errands, etc.. All too often most recipients of a GED tend to lay back and take it easy after graduation.

I love that big round ass

Ah, yes, she did get her GED, but sadly, she probably says "I got my jed"..

man she lost her body fast. she was just slutting it up on that tv show seems like yesterday

#18: in recent GED recipients defense, it can be overwhelming with all the job offers from top accounting and law firms flooding in the mail every day. they need to take their time and figure out what the smartest career track is to get them to their goal, you know like President of the US, or CEO, or an astronaut...

Who knew they made diamonds that tiny...?

Engaged? Well, a big congratulations is certainly in order! Jamie's going to be a great mother and a lovely wife. It couldn't have happened to a better person.

Randal

Right that's it, fuck this site, the lack of respect for your readers is disgusting and I will not take it any more. Putting up more pictures of Britney and claiming they're of her pregnant sister. Did you really think we wouldn't notice ??? This is even worse than the time you claimed Osama Bin Laden had a sex change and put up pics of Kim Kardashian.

She is exactly what's wrong with this country. 16 ignorant single, and pregnant.
Too bad she was a cutie! Thats all over now. Well back to the airstream!

The Spears family makes the cast of 'Flava of Love' look like the cream of high society.

Hey y'all!!!! Brit is going to be sooo pissed and jealous if lil' sis has a baby girl...she's gonna go and bang 'em out till she has a little spawn of herself too...

Pic#3....daaaaaammmnnn, that's a big diaphram. Too late, tho.

k...correcting her shirt to be PHAT - Pregnant Ho And Trashy

Mind you - I think she looks incredible and would love to be responsible if not for all those legal issues of her being 16 and me being >>>16.

she seems to be pregnant in her ass.

Look at this girls face...she looks like a child. Someone needs to hold her down and give her an abortion.

32 - I'll do it if you bring the coat hanger.

I'd hit that snarkledawg

she's so young. a girl that lacked enough supervision/care/love. and now has to face the reality of growing up too fast and becoming a mom. a baby having a baby. leave her alone.

personally wish her the best.

yeeeeeah, she's gonna "snap right back" after the baby...sure...

Job security???? Hahahahahaha, no seriously, hahahahaha, that really is funny.......because it's true.

Cue the banjo music & drum machine

Your tellin me she is hurting that bad for money that she had to go pick up a preowned $20 baby saucer? HAHA loser.

Yeah those Spears girl's bodies don't handle pregnancy very weel do they. They both are dying to get fat and just waiting for the opportunity. I think maybe they are immune to exercise and good nutrition. not that I didn't gain 30lbs myself when I was with child...But I'm thinner a year later than I was before I got preg. You ever think thats gonna happen with a Spears Cuntry girl...not a chance.

She's done, she'd done before she even got started. She'll never look like a normal 16 yr old again.

Good...I do not feel bad for her at all, stupid trashy spoiled little whore.

And I love how Lynn says she wants her daughter to enjoy being a teen and not miss out so she'll raise the kid. But basically Jamie will be "mommy" but only when she feels like playing with it. Other than that she's just gonna get spoiled and not have to take any responcibility for her actions...Gee Lynn, I wonder why your daughter got pregnant in the first place? STUPID BITCH!!

You'd think the Nick executive could've splurged for a bigger rock.

Yet another example how superior blondes are.

#39 It's almost as fucked an idea as Britney's "we'll grow up together concept". Cuz who should be keeping you company when you're in psych hold but your babies, right?

Something tells me these girls never learned the difference between dolls and the real thing. Sucks when you find out you can't leave 'em under the bed when you're bored playing with 'em.

Pregnant & driving with a learner's permit, nice.

If I'd knew my pregnant body and face would resemble Britney's in that way... I'd definitely wait until I was at least 35 to have a kid. Sorry, I just don't want to be 18 and already used up.

So the cop says, "It's just a knocked up southern hick story, people. Nothin' to see here. So move along, please. Move along. Come on, people! You're clogging up the server. Go read the Paris Hilton face plant story (the cop snickers). It's a funny one. You'll love it! Thanks, folks!"

omg, flashback.... are you sure that isn't britney spears??? (only on the body, not the face)

Hey, I finally see the family resemblence to Brittany.

Why don't women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

I always wondered who the heck she reminds me of. I just realized it the other day when I was watching the movie Scorched...Jamie Lynn looks like the once famous Rachel Leigh Cook.

Hey Wilford Brimley:

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

You buy the bitch a shovel.

Hey Wilford Brimley:

Why don't women wear wristwatches?

Because there's a clock on the oven.

Say what you want about her but the girls got some sexy legs.

you muthafuckers are on today! bravo!! entertain me - bitches!

TO ALL OF THE ADULTS WHO ARE POSTING THESE CRUEL REMARKS,JUST THINK:

1) IF THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS YOUR CHILD AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING THESE THINGS ABOUT HER, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HOW WOULD YOUR DAUGHTER FEEL ABOUT HERSELF?
2) WHAT MANY OF YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SAME SITUATION (WE ALL KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU ONCE WERE YOUNG, PREGNANT GILRS OR TEEN FATHERS)
3) MOST OF US POSTING COMMENTS ARE ADULTS AND NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS THIS GIRL IS, SHE IS A CHILD AND WE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS TO HER
4) THERE IS A BABY GROWING INSIDE HER AND WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HER, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT INNOCENT BABY, TOO (HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE FOUGHT SOMEONE FOR TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND HAD TO DEFEND HER?)
5) LADIES, WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING ALL YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE HER? WE WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BACK EACH OTHER UP BUT WE RARELY DO AND THAT IS WHY MEN LAUGH AT US.

COME ON, ADULTS. WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR LIVES THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN HAVING CHILDREN LIKE THIS?

Specs appeal.

/keep the glasses on
//bullz eye!

hey i think we're missing the biggest point of all here. at least she's KEEPING the baby. i mean aside from getting preggers at 16 and having the whole country know about it, and the potential of it growing up in an already proven inept spears family, i commend her on at least having the balls to keep it. she could take the easy way out as i'm sure most 16 y/o guys would do in this situation...

I agree with # 57 Tony. it sucks that people act all big and bad behind a comp screen. the internet brings out the worst in humanity much of the time.

#57 Tony, you fucktard, we're talking about her because a lot of us don't approve of what she's doing and think her intelligence and decision-making capacity is on a par with yours. What's going on with our lives that we should talk about "children having children"? Just that - those of us with kids don't want them to become a baby pez dispenser at 16, so she and her borderline-retard family are a fuck of a bad example and we're saying so. Getting knocked up is not a "hands off, no comment" card, no matter what Lynn Spears and your momma told you.

She can drive?

I feel bad for Jamie Lynn :(

I feel badly for Jamie Lynn :(

I can't believe she drive a fucking Land Rover, Holy Shit those are very expensive, she should trade it in and Buy a pinto, after getting smashed in the rear end there we can say by bye britneys little sister, I hate that scrubby bitch

I don't get why people are calling her fat or out of shape...her legs look great, and aside from the tummy (duh), she looks really trim.

Poor girl. She looks like a little kid behind the wheel of the car. Oh wait, she IS a little kid! Too bad she got herself into such a mess so soon.

#57, hate to end your moral crusade there, but you're reading THE SUPERFICIAL.

If she's 'responsible' enough to be having unprotected sex and wind up getting knocked up at 16, she has to be 'responsible' enough to take what's thrown at her, which is well deserved. The 'innocent baby' isn't responsible for her actions, and I don't recall anyone throwing names at the fetus, in fact, most of us here feel sorry for it.

Women aren't supposed to support each other blindly when dipshits like this ruin the cause for the rest of us, way to go you sexist fuck - that's right, sexism does go two ways, a fact most women seem to be unaware of.

I love it when someone tries to ride the moral high ground here.

I don't know if it's just the angle, but good lord she looks like a man in this pic:

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/jamie_lynn_spears_is_getting_p.php?bfm_index=5

Why do women fake orgasms?

cause they think men care

What do you tell a chick with a black eye?

Nothing she's been told already

10 bucks says this kid is actually KFeds'

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?

Ahhh, the 1/8 carat marquis diamond...the official engagement ring of white trash everywhere. Don't people realize a simple gold bands looks better than an itty bitty wanna be diamond?

She looks exactly like Britney. Except for the gaping, shaved and exposed vagina of course.

I'd like to rub some lotion on her belly. Is she 18 yet?....................forget I said that.

#57 is a self righteous tool.

Poor thing. I don't wanna be mean but I can't help it. She just looks soooooooooo white trash. The perfect example of a true and authentic white trash all american girl knocked up at 16.

what is this poor thing going to do with a baby?
she looks like she needs at least 10 more years to go by for her to start to be ready to have a kid.
please, everyone reading this, if you don't want a kid, USE A CONDOM!
It doesn't matter if your sex partner says she's on the pill or whatever, USE A CONDOM anyway, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM, no matter what, if you don't want a kid USE A CONDOM, or else don't be surprised if you 'accidentally' end up having an unwanted child.

I would love to be all up in that. I think she's hot.

Marquis cut solitaire engagement ring is the epitome of southern white trash. Where the fuck did he get that shit, a PAWN shop.

She is such a whore! She's pregnant! She's only around 17! Oh My Gawd!!!!!

Wow i have never seen so many ADULTS talk about a child. You all are acting like highschool kids. And to call a girl all those names because she wants to have her child is rotten! At least she is giving it the gift of life unlike some of you pigs who dont believe in life. I give her so much respect, if a young family member was in the same situation you would be so upset if things like this were said. And almost everyone had sex at a young age but luckly didnt get pregnant so dont talk about a young girl who did and is trying to make it work. You should all be ashamed...
God Bless and Good Luck to this Wonderful and Brave girl

And to Meh dont you think having her baby is doing the responsible thing? Everyone makes mistakes Im sure you and everyone has done something they regret (and everyone has!) . How would you like it if everyone called you names and commented on what you did wrong, you would be upset so why do it to someone else? Obviously no one feels good about themselves so they have to pick on someone else i would hate to be that pathetic.

And to Meh dont you think having her baby is doing the responsible thing? Everyone makes mistakes Im sure you and everyone has done something they regret (and everyone has!) . How would you like it if everyone called you names and commented on what you did wrong, you would be upset so why do it to someone else? Obviously no one feels good about themselves so they have to pick on someone else i would hate to be that pathetic.

i read in a magazine, she is scared to death, having the baby now that the due date it coming up.