Apr 2 2008Ivanka Trump: For your dating consideration

skank.

I dunno... it would be too much like fucking her dad...

She needs to adjust the girls...one is waaaay more pushed up than the other.

I'll date her if she stops glowing.

she needs to hand out with taller people so she won't have to hunch to look shorter. in the end, she still looks like a mammoth, only now she looks 7 months pregnant

Wonder if she would have entered the Miss Universe Pageant had she NOT been the daughter of its owner.

She has the height, the smile, the face. And she is in the right age group

Just lose about 25 pounds - she would be perfect

i wouldnt feel bad pulling her hair

I'd make her an un-wed teenage mother

How does something that hot come from donald trumps genes.

not interested.

Hello everyone! I'm new to this site. How's everyone doing today? These stories are hilarious...

Her nose is disturbing..

I would make sweet sweaty sexy love to her bank account.

@11 good and welcome

You know, from coming out of Trump's flesh sack... she could look a lot worse... a lot worse. I am going to go ahead and give her a smiley, because that is a genetic quagmire she had to wade through. Good for you Ivanka, good for you. :D

I cannot believe Tinsley Mortimer's picture is on The Superficial.... my worlds collide....

26? Sure it's not *3*6* ? She looks kinda old...

bet she sucks dick for coke.

yeah, got nothin..

what the fuck is britney doing??

no matter how hard she tries, she's still ugly and looks like her gaudy father.

I think she's pretty and smart, but her nose has really changed a lot over the years.
Are you sure she's 26? It seems like she's been 26 since I was a little kid.

Veggi, BritBrit's dad put her ass on lock down. That dick must not have known how much people need her around so we can all say "it could be worse, I could be Britney." I'll bet TMZ is laying off people without Brit on the street.

That's right G_T.

Damn him! I'll bet she's going insane without her barefoot gas station bathroom trips..

Praise the lord she looks like her mother.

she on the pill or something? she's looking slightly more zaftig & womanly than normal.... very nice look for her, but I'm sure some highly critical person in her life is reminding her daily...

I think Brit's dad is working for Al-Qaeda. Osama bin Laden is probably paying him to keep his daughter from sleeping with all of his sleeper cells.

she is so pretty! is she wearing green contacts here though?

Fake veiny boobs....yick.

Her boobs look real and I bet she shags like a minx.

AWSOME!!!!!!!!!! Definitely sperm donating material.

There is NOT ONE person on this site (me included) that she would fuck. Wishful thinking everyone.

Ivanka Trump her from behind in the worst possible way.

who the fuck is shorty

God, slow news day? This chick's boring! And 26? Riiiight...so am I..

I'd ride her like Seattle Slew in the Derby

I see she has not fixed those uneven breast she bought in South America.

When will women wake up and realize that nobody want to be married to a babe with fake breasts. Small is OK fake isn't.

Overheard during Ivanka's conception:

"Ivana my partner in business and life, befitting the Trump brand name, my seed and your egg are going to merge conceiving the classiest, swankiest, high-end child New York's ever seen. It's going to be lean, tall and with gold trim. We will spare no expense to ensure it is the envy of all in its class. When it grows up it will only court or be courted by the most powerful, wealthy and esteemed possible mates. In a word, it's going to be fabulous. Now get on all fours, I don't want you looking at me...I fired!!"

Sadly my testicles aren't made of Faberge eggs.But the head of my penis is the Koh-I-Noor diamond.Is that allright as well?

Yo buddy it's 'couple IS together" not "couple ARE together"

Hmmm... While flipping through channels the other night I caught a segment about a lady whose new implants were uneven. The doctor pushed on the higher-riding puppy a couple of times and it seemed to pop into place! I wonder if Ivanka would let Dr. Al take a crack at her high-riding righty? It doesn't hurt to ask, right?

3, that's because it's a botched tit job, not a bad bra.

She doesn't care about Fabergé eggs and diamonds.She only cares about the inside lol.

I don't know. I'm kinda digging on the blue veins on her tits.

They match my eyes and balls......

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She and Brooke Hogan should get together and compare their manly features.

Some idiot said: >

That's the first investment I made when married: bought myself some funbags to play with.

@ 30 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Brilliant-

I think she's really pretty and presents herself very well...but, I'm a chick so what the hell do I know.

She is hot, but the mental and emotional baggage of her being a Trump will never go away. Her father will make sure you know that he is richer, fatter, taller, has better hair, banged more chicks, and will do anything you ever want to do better than you ever would. So yeah, she has that going for her.

I don't care if she has false teeth - she's gorgeous.

Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:

http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html

I think for being Donald Trump's daughter she seems pretty normal and nice....At least she works hard and doesn't act like a constant attention whore like Paris Hilton. I'm somewhat mystified as to how Donald Trump is her father since she seems ok.

She looks... unpleasant

she's so hot that i don't even mind that daddy is the Donald. also, she seems shockingly level-headed and intelligent...much unlike her douchetard greasebag older brother

#51,
What did you do, go to lunch with Randel today and watch Mr. Rogers re-runs afterwards?

You would really have to ignore this bitch, because she enjoys walking over people. I've seen it on the show. She's a sadist, and sadism can only be met head on..of course then you're in court or something worse....Donald loves to pride himself on his judgment, too. You'd have to tell him that you intend to blow a load on her face the first chance you get because its the only way to discipline her and show him you mean business. I mean these people dont get sweetness or manners, so you have to take a dump on their rug, and tell em to take it or leave it.
Prety risky, I know. Seems like too tough a couple to get between.
I bet he enjoys riding her nightly

I would munch that rug and I am no homo.

I would munch that rug and I am no homo.

She's gorgeous, I so envy her!!! Smart, beautiful & wealthy, she's the center of my universe =)

the fake breasts, the nose job...she's nothing special. Her mother is no beauty either. Remember what she looked like b/her plastic surgery? That parrot-beaked nose. Ugh. I would be pissed off if I woke up in the morning & had Ivanka's face. If you think she's hot, then you are not attractive & come from a family of unattractive people OR YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER!

she has a luster face it's just amazing how radiant she is.She is a true barbie queen of beauty!!!!Simply a true natural beauty escapes from her when you look at her. She's the only blond I actually find so beautiful cuz I am attracted to blonds.

She is super sexy and large sexy.She has my whole-hearted support.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".I am wondering what kind of relation she want in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

how tall is she?! she dwarfs the people in the pictures...

I can't believe the vulgar comments here. I am a female and I wish I could look like Ivanka Trump. You guys make comments like she is some kind of a freak, or worse, a whore. You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

She's a well brought up, polite, intelligent young lady. You guys should all have your mouths washed out with soap and be castrated. Perhaps you all comment the way you do because you are envious that she wouldn't even take a first look at you, never mind a second.

Back to your playpens dogs.

give me one date please:

My wife would be proud if I brought someone like this home.

Ms Ivanka , is grown ....... she can choose ; what ever & when ever to whom ?? i personality know she looked ......... "' Goddessss like " ' . need i say any more ? sincerely L r P . ex - ex - U S MC

Ms Ivanka , is grown ....... she can choose ; what ever & when ever to whom ?? i personality know she looked ......... "' Goddessss like " ' . need i say any more ? sincerely L r P . ex - ex - U S MC

do you realize how cool it would be for a 46 year old to hang out with her in my small town.

i would be the guy around here.

I want her to be here for my big bar-b-que reception dinner for my sons wedding in 2 weeks.
She would really enjoy the Texas friendly people, we are down to earth and she could see how normal everyday people live and it would make a nice Ivanka Apprentice show for us people that need some celebrity to promote us to the high life.

Ivanka - Call me but first email me and i will promise a fun time of texas living.
Just be a frien for about 4 hours.
Thanks

Jew fucking whore.

Haha. Her dad is paying for hobnobbing with all those kykes.

Karma. Her dad must be pissed. Enjoy the jew family donald!