Apr 8 2008Iliana Fischer is all alone on the beach

posing nude for playboy = whore

She looks freakishly like Anna Nicole.

nothing to say, thought i'd be first.

Well, she's certainly not Pamela when she was Pamela back in the day and that Berkeley sweater just doesn't cut it for her, ditto for the bathing suit.

Are we sure she's a bunny?

Sorry, thumbs down on this one.

Randal

Dog - O - Matic

GO BEARS! from a fellow cal grad.

What's with the pet rat?

Randal.... Looks like I have to tell you again...

1. Insert loaded gun into mouth.
2. Pull trigger.

Thanks for playing.

I'm not into white girls at all. They age very quickly this is a prime example of it. lol

Nice root job asshole..

not denying that i would hit it, but i'd worry the entire time that was banging a tranny. freakishly mannish face.

Well, I just wonder if I were to unfold this here paperclip like so, and jam it into my boss's eye, would that get me the raise I so deserve?????

Or at least a paid vacation?

She best be staying off the Chalupas, I can see a case of JL-Hewittitis setting in.

What year was she a playmate? Anything later than 1995 is a bad sign for her. I'd like to step on her dog and kill it. I like dogs, but that is more rat than canine.

She'll be dating the Hulkster in three years.

she is gross

I wouldn't step foot outside with roots showing like that.

Also...so what exactly do you need to be in playboy these days other than 2 x chromosomes? She's FUCKING WIDE. lol the small dog just makes her look more like a cow.

seriously other than tan skin (fake btw) whats she got? other than a 3000 calorie a day diet I mean.

Damn, Playboy's standards have gotten real low....

This chick ain't hot. She looks like a fucking man.

That's a HUGE bitch!

Don't blame playboy, old Hef is crazy as batshit from dementia not to mention trying to cater to obese america....I think they are called glamazons .... yeah... I don't get it either... and I just vomitted in my mouth a bit

Yes... something must be done with those roots. She's not TOO bad... Could probably trim those thighs down a bit. I'd throw it in her regardless...

Randal,

I respect your opinions on this issue and I agree on the fact that she is leathery fug. However, I just can't hate on that Cal hoodie.

Some pants would be a nice addition.

17 and 20 - thank god someone has common sense. She's disgustingly large and mannish

Also, is it just me, or is that yappy little dog looking like some sweet chairbroiled dinner? Mmm yummy.

Fire up the grill, b, we're Q'in it up!!!

Makes ya think that the "Official Playboy Airbrush Technician" gets paid MILLIONS

I think Hef is trying desperately for an other Anna Nicole. This bitch is just chunky, nothin' more.

Par for the course...big tits...long legs...nice tan...blonde hair...AND SAND FOR BRAINS!

Having zero idea who this is, I thought it WAS the Hulkster's new lay-day until I wasted 15 seconds and read the post.

Glamazon. my ass. Try Hamazon.

First Janice Dickinson somehow makes it onto the "So Freaking Hot" section, and now all of a sudden this is hot? When will it stop?

Jesus! When was this broad a Playmate, '64????

Wait, she's a centerfold? Was she in Playboy? More like Playgirl. She's a MAAAAAHN BAAAABEEE! Zing!

Iliana Fischer is a U.C. Berkeley graduate with degrees in psychology and Spanish literature/poetry.
And looks like a man

shes holding overalls in the last pic... ew

go bears!!!

32 - you can't have it all...?

How long ago was she in Playboy? 20 years ago?

#8 Randal is right. Even his gaydar was more trustworthy than your eyes. Maybe you need the gun.

It's Anna Nicole without tits.

He's a tanned fat chick ..with fake boobs ..that cant sing ..in pornos.. that paid someone to take pics of him.

Gotta agree with Ted from LA and Mrs. T., when I first saw the pics I thought they were of the soon to be ex Mrs. Hulk, minus about 10 yrs and 20 lbs

Cute dog, fat ol' used up whore looking chick.
What's wrong with all these women trying to resemble Pamela Anderson but miserably failing, and bleaching their hair as blond as possible and tanning their skin until it looks like old wrinkly leather?
It was like 15 years ago when Pamela was the hottest woman in the world, yet these women keep wanting to look like Pamela but end up looking like ugly used up hoes trying way too hard.
I find the really fake bleach blonde and the overly tanned skin look really, really gross. If the chick has a face ugly as sin, like this one, it's even worse.

can someone tell me if she really went to Cal? cuz that'd be awesome

She was never a Playboy Playmate! Just because you have a photo in Playboy, doesn't make you a Playmate. And I can't even find any proof she was even in Playboy to begin with. Maybe she was a lingerie model or something. This isn't a story worth being on the Superficial.

Is it me, or does she have a big ass? Looks like Anna Nicole.

Damn, that's an ugly lady-man. I love the movie clip, it's actually worse than the free porn online. Yes, I freely admit that. It's still worse.

I just want to know where I can see her naked tits. That video clip on her website didn't even have nudity!!

Hey, lady? I think your....do...ra...weas... ferr....thing needs a sweater.

8, that's just rude. randal's posts are hilarious, whether it's intentional or not.

is that woman large, or am i just small?

Iliana is a whole lotta woman! Everything is big in the right places. I'm very envious. I'm also not at all surprised that the hissing radiators calling themselves "men" on this celeb gossip blog are intimidated, and thus criticizing her body. The most they can handle is 98 lbs, completely shaved. So, their niece. Ok, actually it's their nephew...

Stop with all the pictures of Hulkster already

GO BEARS!

Woohoo! GO BEARS!

I don't think she was an official playmate, but rather a "cyber girl" on playboy's website, which is a step down from playmate. In this case a pretty big step I guess.

Needs to spend some time on the thighmaster and tone that huge butt.

Maybe shes all alone because she got that ugly dog her!!!

mmmm meatball sub with boobs

To me, she looks like Nicole Simpson who wasn't that great looking either. Hope she never crosses OJs path. Or the "real" killers of his wife.

So that's what Brook Hogan would look like as a woman, interesting

I watched the video, and he's dead wrong with the meatball sub crack. She actually makes your average lunchtime sub treat look like Laurence Olivier.

I don't know about her, but I'm from Arkansas, and I love to get a night alone with that doggy.

Yeah, she went to Cal. During our Efficient Algorithms and Intractable Problems class while the rest of our plebeian minds were working to the brink of implosion...not only had she already smoked us, but she would sit around and decipher Cypro-Minoan syllabary - for FUN!

Ok...so, uh, I kinda feel like an ass. Apparently, not only did she attend Berkeley, but she graduated with degrees in psychology and Spanish literature/poetry. And joined and performed jazz, ballet, and modern combinations with the Cal's dance company.

Me? I like to consider drinking my way through Telegraph an extracurricular... And besides...TWO degrees is SO overrated anyways... yeah.

Wow, airbrushers are getting more and more talented nowadays. This chick was in Playboy?

Iliana really DID pose for Playboy and her photos were some of the most outstanding ones in the last several years ...

to view them go here:

http://www.mycenterfolds.net/cyber/iliana-fischer/iliana43.html

When she is not modeling, Iliana likes to look the LEAST modelish as she possible can...it keeps her grounded,humble,down-to-earth and sane;and attracts less attention/haters to her in her day-to-day routine....she KNOWS that modeling/acting is ALL an illusion and likes to play BOTH SIDES and mess with everyone's heads!!!!!!!!!!

THE JOKES ON YOU!

p.s. Afterall, she IS a Psychology major....mind games are her FORTE!

...and YES- SHE DID graduate from U.C. Berkeley. She made it through as a single mom of a two-year old daughter- WHILE she was on welfare.....

got two degrees: a major (Psychology)
a minor (Spanish literature/poetry)

she speaks several languages and lived in Milan,Italy for modeling AFTER motherhood,appearing in Baywatch, made several feature film straight-to-dvd or Cable appearances, other TV shows, a musicvideo;and THEN recorded and appeared in her OWN musicvideo and cd on Comcasts musicvideo channel....the cdance d is in spanish and english and is called "Caliente".Her singles did great on dj clubcharts and got radioplay in Florida & the East coast...

she's currently collaborating with hit reggaeton artist :Quba Libre on some songs....

so, if iliana looks alittle tired,rundown or outta-shape once-in-awhile in her candid paparazzi photos, she has GOOD REASON: SHE'S F-G EXHAUSTED!!!!

HOW BOUT YOU???????????/?????

SHE WAS JUST ON A WEBCAM SITE DOING SOME GUY LOL I HAVE PICS AND VID IF YOU WANT THEM! LMAO

SHE WAS JUST ON A WEBCAM SITE DOING SOME GUY LOL I HAVE PICS AND VID IF YOU WANT THEM! LMAO

CRISSY YOU KNOW HER? ASK HER ABOUT SUCKIN AND F--KIN SOME DUDE ON WEBCAM. HAHAHA EPIC I SAY