Apr 4 2008Hulk Hogan frolics with new lady friend
Hulk Hogan took his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel to Miami beach for some R&R. You may remember her from last week when everyone thought she was Brooke Hogan. However, without her make-up on she looks more like Meryl Streep's twin sister - who loves steroids. But the Hulk takes what the Hulk can get. I mean, seriously, I could make a leather couch out of his skin. Do you think his moustache could hold a beer can? Actually, that's pretty insulting. It could hold a case.
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1. alex - April 4, 2008 1:50 PM
first!
2. SLASH - April 4, 2008 1:51 PM
Is he pary African? Geh!!! Sunblock, dude, sunblock that shit!!!
3. SLASH - April 4, 2008 1:52 PM
Typos rock!
4. Miss - April 4, 2008 1:53 PM
Dahm..at least be with a semi hot girl, not some girl who looks like a cashier at Walmart.
5. SLASH - April 4, 2008 1:54 PM
#4 Walmart? I was thinking Dollar Store...
6. sweetz - April 4, 2008 1:55 PM
ugly gad ??????????????
7. hnb - April 4, 2008 1:56 PM
...and someone who doesn't look exactly like your daughter.
that's where i'd draw the line. just sayin'.
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8. Famous Plastic - April 4, 2008 1:57 PM
Well at least we know that The Hulk loves fake tits. First his wife, then his daughter, now has girlfriend. Ewwwww.
9. woodhorse - April 4, 2008 1:58 PM
I wonder if that's what the Vikings looked like as they frolicked in the English Channel after a day of raping and pillaging.
10. Grunion - April 4, 2008 1:58 PM
His GF's name should be Mela Noma
11. white trash smothers the state of indiana - April 4, 2008 2:05 PM
no #4 is right wal mart cashier
12. bob sakamano - April 4, 2008 2:19 PM
she is balding
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13. meanmofo - April 4, 2008 2:22 PM
Well at least the ol' Hulkster is getting some tittie...I wonder if he says things like "come over here and play with my python!" then rips off his own shirt and puts his hand to his ear as if to get cheers from the crowd that only now exist in his mind...
14. eggtooth - April 4, 2008 2:23 PM
the first thing i thought of was that shrek movie where he gets married. i thought maybe perhaps this was the live action version being filmed.
15. Randal - April 4, 2008 2:29 PM
Since I don't have anything nice to say, I won't say anything at all.
Randal
16. LL - April 4, 2008 2:30 PM
Gorgeous water, too bad there's trash floating in it.
17. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 4, 2008 2:31 PM
Hello mam...
18. IKE - April 4, 2008 2:36 PM
Damn! Getting old is scary. Hasn't the Hulk-ster heard of HGH. Looking at this guy makes me want to stay young forever!!
19. FromOutOfNoWhere - April 4, 2008 2:37 PM
holy crap is that a dude Hulk is the water with. Damn I would stayed with Brooks best friend.
20. GoyaISAbitch - April 4, 2008 2:42 PM
White people are so trashy. They're the original n!ggers.
21. joe - April 4, 2008 2:43 PM
Which one is the hulk?
22. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 4, 2008 2:46 PM
lady friend? looks more like walrus mating season.
lol @ randal
23. havoc - April 4, 2008 2:47 PM
Jesus Christ!
Make-up stat!
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24. havoc - April 4, 2008 2:48 PM
In that first photo, does she have her dentures out or something?
Gah....
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25. deacon jones - April 4, 2008 2:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She looks like a Viking warrior or something, what the fuck HULK????
He went from that piece of ass chick from Miami to this????
26. Sid - April 4, 2008 2:57 PM
"She" looks like Drew Barrymore's brother, um, Drew.
27. Racer X - April 4, 2008 2:58 PM
Hulk likes blonds w/ big tits.
/I like his style
28. Bruce Jenner - April 4, 2008 2:59 PM
These photos are way out of date, they belong back in the '70s ("East German swimmer enjoys frolic at the beach").
29. Auntie Kryst - April 4, 2008 2:59 PM
@9 LOL, good one!! Seriously put an ax in their hands and they look like a Molly Hatchet cover, maybe the live action version of Heavy Metal.
30. Murla - April 4, 2008 3:04 PM
Um, why is he waring his wedding ring?
31. Anonymous - April 4, 2008 3:07 PM
He looks scary. I bet his penis is really big. YIKES!!!
32. Trover - April 4, 2008 3:11 PM
The Hulk loves his some UGLY blondes with fake racks. Damn, that lady looks straight from the trailer park with that hairdo.
33. jiver - April 4, 2008 3:12 PM
His torso looks like Donald Trump
34. nick - April 4, 2008 3:13 PM
dont know much about the hulk....but his skin will make a nice handbag and possibly a small suitcase once his time on earth is over
35. Laura - April 4, 2008 3:15 PM
I can't believe how ugly the Hulk is, it's hurting my eyes looking at him. She could do way better.
36. minniememe - April 4, 2008 3:21 PM
he's dating Debbie Rowe? And she used to be a dermatology nurse!
37. fbomb - April 4, 2008 3:23 PM
wait... isn't that Wilford Brimley. Wonder if he took his diabeetus meds
38. voicescary - April 4, 2008 3:26 PM
he needs to get his roots done.
39. Marky - April 4, 2008 3:30 PM
EWWWWWWW. Who are these skanks and why is my eyesight failing so fast? It's as if these photos caused some sort of injuruiyeos. l'm truong ti tupe but camt 'see thr jeys
40. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 4, 2008 3:32 PM
lmao @ 37 "Wilford Brimley"
well played!
41. Ted Mosby - April 4, 2008 3:37 PM
Hulk loves them old and masculine.
42. Vas Deferens - April 4, 2008 3:37 PM
Thunderlips is looking old.
43. Tits McGee - April 4, 2008 3:38 PM
Makes me want to recite a Poem!
Makeup-Less Horse-Face,
Fake tits somewhat perky,
Hulk's Tan Muscles Glisten,
Like a Side of Wet Jerky.
44. lipper - April 4, 2008 4:02 PM
Odd thing is, he never LOOKS at her. I'd be sickened too.. but then again how can SHE stand him. Perfect match!
45. Ted from LA - April 4, 2008 4:04 PM
Why is he purple? If I were a lifeguard I would be screaming for help.
46. Thegrayway - April 4, 2008 4:14 PM
My god, the back of his head looks like my old mop.. He seriously needs to realize his stringy hair, or lack therof, needs to GO. No matter the length, Hulk, it ain't coming back on top.
47. Spongebob Gangsta - April 4, 2008 4:18 PM
I thought the grandpa from Everybody Loves Raymond died.
48. EPISIOTOMY BOY - April 4, 2008 4:22 PM
#20, go get the rope, n!gger.
49. nancy - April 4, 2008 4:22 PM
I wonder when he's gonna admit to himself that growing your hair long won't make up for the fact that there's no hair on top. Michael Bolton, anyone?
50. KillMONTAG - April 4, 2008 4:30 PM
I actually wanna HURL looking at this leathery ugly piece of filth, wanker..
51. rockignoresfans - April 4, 2008 4:46 PM
i miss linda...:( it was one happy family. i do like his style with the blondes and big breasts..lol no offense! but who would hate it?
52. KickRocks - April 4, 2008 4:56 PM
where's a good shark attack when you need one?
53. anarchist316 - April 4, 2008 5:23 PM
thats the ugliest broad ive ever seen. def a stepdown from linda.
54. Stephanie - April 4, 2008 5:32 PM
does this mean he has a secret desire for Brooke? i mean, it can't be normal to go after a new woman who looks SO MUCH like your daughter.
... can it?
55. Winston - April 4, 2008 5:41 PM
Hulk's ex-wife looked like a tranny and so does this chick.
56. Aryan Nation - April 4, 2008 5:56 PM
After seeing Hulk's women, how can anyone deny that blondes are beautiful?
57. Name (required): - April 4, 2008 5:58 PM
When did Hulk start dating Dennis Hopper?
58. Randy Savage - April 4, 2008 6:00 PM
I like how the Hulk isn't even wrestling any more - yet he's sticking with the bleach blonde hair. Nice choice, Terry!
59. Max - April 4, 2008 6:03 PM
it's got to be her sense of humor....her face is busted and her frame is thick and she looks like straight trailer.
60. jennifer - April 4, 2008 6:14 PM
omg! he left linda for that! omg! she needs a tan if she wants to be with him and some great makeup(yeah i know that she is in the water), but if she thinks that he loves her for her looks, she has another thing coming!
61. ah-choo - April 4, 2008 7:03 PM
people, those are not breasts. that is a man.
62. pipi - April 4, 2008 7:17 PM
#9, it's been a long time since I have laughed out loud when reading this site- thanks. Oh, and thanks to the Hulk for the saggy man boobs. mmm, man boobs.
63. teeny - April 4, 2008 7:40 PM
Funny...she resembles his daughter, Brooke Hogan... but only on Brooke's good day(s).
64. eye-dish lass - April 4, 2008 8:12 PM
Aw jeez....now they're gonna have to drain the whole Pacific Ocean. Barnacles!!
65. eye-dish lass - April 4, 2008 8:14 PM
Oops - they're in Miami....so drain the Atlantic....but better do both just to be safe.
66. Giggles - April 4, 2008 9:20 PM
Gross.
67. justtheobvious - April 4, 2008 10:36 PM
i don't know which is worse, Hulk Hogans chest & stomach or that hag he is withs face!
68. sucreKID - April 4, 2008 11:47 PM
Only in water will Hulk metamorphasize into a sea serpent.
mhm. What's with shitty glasses/looking like an asshole SERPENTINE SERPENTINE!
69. misery bunny - April 5, 2008 12:07 AM
nice skullet
70. PWE - April 5, 2008 3:07 AM
They look like brother & sister.
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71. kriera - April 5, 2008 4:19 AM
They really do look like brother+sister. Maybe they met each other in the hair dye section of KMARTS. THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR OF FAKE BLOND.
72. Anna - April 5, 2008 4:24 AM
That weird old man has a nasty sausage nipple. And no areola.
73. fuck you - April 5, 2008 7:13 AM
Ewww.....they look like two men........totallly gross!!!
74. Victoria - April 5, 2008 7:59 AM
These have to be some of the most graphic and horrifying photos I've ever laid eyes on.
75. Skeeter - April 5, 2008 10:44 AM
Hulk" s new woman looks kinda like that ugly hag that Prince Charles married! Hulk needs to go see a plastic surgeon to get rid of that hanging belly skin and to give that fugly looking woman to Flava Flave!
76. shadowgirl - April 5, 2008 11:58 AM
What the f--k!! Is that a woman or a walrus??
77. Jill - April 5, 2008 1:05 PM
that horrifying.
78. alright! - April 5, 2008 1:55 PM
Brokeback Hogan
79. Jack - April 5, 2008 4:01 PM
Those pictures are 31 flavors of fucking WRONG.
80. Hogan_fan74 - April 5, 2008 5:14 PM
If you look at the pic of him by himself, he's still wearing a wedding ring. Or at least a ring on his married finger. Hmm....
81. URbitch - April 5, 2008 5:22 PM
So... anyone else up for suicide?
82. wrestler - April 5, 2008 7:45 PM
#40 you go & get the rope. everyone else pretty much took the words out of my mouth!
83. Thomas - April 5, 2008 8:41 PM
Looks like current Hulk dating Hulk of thirty years ago.
84. shimmy - April 5, 2008 9:02 PM
I just had to swallow the vomit that burst from the back of my throat.
85. Skeeter - April 5, 2008 11:05 PM
For all the people that have said that it looks like Hulk is wearing a wedding ring, he is!----however, it is a tattooed version of one he got.
86. Winklepicker - April 6, 2008 8:29 AM
Is she any relation to Hattie McDaniel?
87. Ssrn53 - April 6, 2008 9:21 AM
Hogan's nipples is almost in his armpits. His skin is stretched out to the max.
88. Erica - April 6, 2008 12:24 PM
If Randal doesn't even have anything nice to say, no one does. Seriously, there are so many things wrong with these two. Sure, they're older. But cover up! It's embaressing for all of us.
89. Pak31 - April 6, 2008 12:25 PM
Wait, he's already moved on???? Wasn't he just recently shocked by the news that his wife filed for divorce and he's already found a new woman? That is what kills me with these celebs. They are portrayed as so happy or announce how in love they are yet they find new love the next day!! If he was really committed to his long relationship with his wife then one would think he'd need a little bit of time to get thru the greiving period. Yeah right.
90. bangyou@web.com - April 6, 2008 2:27 PM
your comment is stupid and kranky! you are soo superficial! i think a woman with a certain age, is allowed to have an older skin. Anyways I wish I could see your skin!
91. 3rd planet - April 6, 2008 7:27 PM
Like so many of u, I remember the 'hulkster' back in the day when he could outwrestle anyone!! He had his pic of the ladies too....most of them really gorgous!! Well, it looks like age & gravity have taken their toll on him; now hes old & flabby & taking the leftover women that nobody else wants!
92. apparently something is missing - April 6, 2008 7:28 PM
I can't believe you guys are being so mean. Male pattern baldness is nothing to laugh at. The man is just trying to grow a combover. I feel your pain, Hulk.
93. Coo - April 6, 2008 7:57 PM
Amazon woman!!
94. havamal - April 6, 2008 8:06 PM
That's a MAN baby!!!
95. asscrack - April 6, 2008 11:29 PM
Scary leather man titties, man that woman is five shades of fugly!
96. ForrestWhitakersLazyEye - April 7, 2008 2:00 AM
I wonder if Hulk got her DNA tested. She looks like a by-product of one of Hulk's mid 80's roid filled sex orgy. Hulk is banging his illegitimate daughter.
97. Brian - April 7, 2008 4:14 AM
#97. She is not just 5 shades of fugly. She is 50 shades of mofo fugly.
98. nikki - April 7, 2008 11:35 AM
the only thing i see when i look at these pictures is a man and a woman enjoying one anothers company, NO WONDER CELEBS ARE FIGHTING BACK AT THE TABLOIDS, AND THE MEDIA , PERSONALLY I COULD GIVE A SHIT WHO HE DATES IF HE'S COMFORTABLE WITH HER AND SHE'S COMFORTABLE WITH HIM BALD HEAD AND ALL THAT'S ALL THAT'S MATTERS NOT THE OPINONS OF ASSHOLES SUCH AS YOU ALL AND THE FUCKING MEDIA.
99. Jammy - April 7, 2008 11:42 AM
*ooh* Mini-puke in mouth
100. LeBetch - April 7, 2008 2:41 PM
see his skin boys n girls? thats what happens after living where the sun shines every bloody day
101. Maria - April 9, 2008 6:10 PM
What's with his hair???
102. Odin - April 10, 2008 2:16 PM
They left their horned helmets on the beach with their towels and syringes. I know, I'm always keeping an eye out for my homies.
103. nate - April 12, 2008 9:42 PM
My eyes have requested that I stop looking at grampa-tits
104. Lexie - April 13, 2008 5:48 PM
That bicht is fucking ugley!!!! what was he thinking?!!!
105. shibuya_jones - April 13, 2008 5:53 PM
kinda like-a miss swan sez...she looka like-a man.the horror the horror. and to whoever thinks she looks like anywhere in the drew barrymore range please STFU.drew barrymore is effin hot and nasty freaky material,i'd drink her bathwater.
106. Paul - April 27, 2008 4:49 AM
Wot the hell is everyones problem, for fuck sake, leave the guy alone, wot the fuck has he done to u, At least hes happy and lindas not wastein his money he earned over the last 20 years on bullshit fixing her face, paying nicks legal fees and brookes recording bill, these 3 nd to get jobs and pay there own way in life. Go hulk, U dont o anybody anything, Its yr life, b Happy. I bet assholes who write bad things about u on here are playing wif them selfs, hav ugly girl / boyfriends, U are all just fuckin jelous, and i bet all of u who have comented have cheated, or wot ever, Get over it, U wouldnt like people talking about u that way, RITE!!!!, Think about it
What would u DO if someone spoke about u MUM< BROTHER< SISTER< or DAD that way, WOT WD U DO
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