Apr 17 2008Heidi & Spencer: Racist crackers of the apocalypse?

wow

We bought this negro for a grate, um, great price when we went to Africa last week. Wait. Whatta ya mean slavery's illegal?

Hadn't ever heard of either of these two douche bags until seeing them on this site. Still not sure why they are "famous", but I hear they are both on www.UselessDoucheBagsWhoWantAttention.com.

oooh... carrying her on the shoulders looks rather uncomfortable...

@3 i'd never heard of them either, as mtv or whatever network that show is on doesn't register as entertainment in my mind, just mindless drivle.

negro?..geez what are we in the 50's?..why not just call him "colored"?

I love how all of these staged photo sessions show them doing "normal", everyday things - only no one actually does any of these things because they are not, in fact, normal activities (Seriously, when was the last time you saw a grown man carrying a grown woman - wearing banana colored pants, no less - on his shoulders through a park? Just because she has the mental capacity of a three year old doesn't mean you need to carry her around like one.). And these two are completely oblivious to that fact.

lol - amazing story, I'll be back a little while later to read the race war that'll be raging throughout this article's comments.

oh! and, well, they're both still douches. Almost forgot about that, woe is me.

I keep wanting to stuff Newports in their mouths. These douchefuckers are a living "Alive with Pleasure" print ad.

There's my favorite feminist advancing the feminist cause by engaging in more of those great feminist activities she's so famous for! You go, girl!

You sound almost as racist as these two cunts look. Negro is a older term that some BLACK people find racist. Please, try these words..

-African
-African American
-Black

Is it Ok to use the word negro? I mean I know it was at one time but then there was black, colored and then african american. I can't kkep up with the acceptable term so from now on I am going to be safe and use the term "Kwanzaa Approbationist."

lol @ 9 - totally newport fodder.

These two are just sitting there, how is that racist?

the fish writer is being racist

Republican Heidi is thinking "this is the rightful place for a nig" while Spencer is caressing his own anus and thinking "his is the rightful place for that nig's huge throbbing cock."

laf @ 3 and 9

i thought they were brother and sister - who knew?

I still want to see a cage match with Spencer Pratt and Criss Angel.

The event will be pay-per-view. Tina Turner will be the emcee.

"Two Douches Enter...One Douche Leaves!"

I disagree that the picture is racist. There are pedal taxi drivers all over the world that get paid to cart people around. If those two sophisticates treated that man graciously and compensated him fairly for his work, then where does race come into play? What IS wrong is how racially judgmental people can still be. Welcome to 2008, where all people can be equals just below undeserving celebrities.

So the black guy is doing unskilled manual labor, big deal. What, have we all become Obama-elitists? Besides we all know it's either unskilled manual labor or no labor at all.

Typical Racist Republicans.

They're a walking MENTOS commerical

I wish Heidi would fall of Spencer's shoulders and smash her stupid fat head into the ground!!!

Re: Spencer's shoes in the last pic........I think those are the same ones that Randy Quaid gave Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation....only black not white.

wow.... these two are complete idiots. i seriously hate looking at them

It's like Alaskan huskies. Once they put this guy in the harness, he WANTED to pull. It's instinctive. They like it.

Pictures 14 & 15. Mom meet Spencer, Spencer meet mom. Sorry couldn't resist.

Wish that carriage would tip over and crack their heads open. I could use some more Jelly Bellies..

they even brought a carrot to feed the horse

When are these two going to die and a plane crash or get ran over by a bus??

Jesus christ fish, as much as I hate these two, you are the one that brought them to our attention, plus that black guy is just doing his fucking job, his decision.

for the horse pictures:

Spencer: "Hey, he's got your face!"

Heidi: "You're going to watch "Zoo" again, aren't you?"

The horse looks embarrassed by its resemblance to Heidi. Poor nag.

Heidi's got one hell of a PR person.

Three - count 'em - three wardrobe changes in a single stroll in Central Park.

And she's voting for John McCain, what a fucking shocker that is.

Look at them, they're so fucking proud of themselves. It's painfully hilarious.

... and don't go complaining that Fish posted these turds neither, we all fucking like laughing at them and you know it. Every society needs people who everyone is mocking and yet they still don't get it, now that Bush will soon be going back to his prior "career" ( trying to eat whole pretzels without needing a heimlich ) and working on "big building contracts" ( making ugly sandcastles at the playground in his retard helmet and safety pads) these smiley faced photo op loving little fuckers have volunteered to be the next losers who are clueless to their loosersness, the douches who don't know they are douches. Comedy thrives on turds like this. Isn't all if Hollywood basically just a bunch of Heidis and Spencers to lesser and greater degrees?

Good gosh people, fish was JOKING when he said negro. It's all part of the context in making fun of these 2 totally ridiculous posers!!

With each series of pictures we watch the poor gay boy's soul slowly die. Meanwhile the shark girl with the dislocating jaw only grows stronger.

"What I nice horsey! Hey, he likes me! It's almost as if he recognizes me! Spencer, do you have something to feed him? Spencer? My god, Spencer, stop picking your ass or whatever you're doing and...hey! A carrot!"

They're banning rickshaws in India for this very reason.

what happens if the BLACK person isn't from Africa??? Good comment though...

Just like with horses, the problem isn't that this animal is pulling the two people on a ride, it's the awful smell that they have to endure if they're downwind.

What? All Africans are from Africa. Just like all Vikings are from Minnesota. It's exactly the same thing.

Obama told me his racist grandmother used to go on these types of rides all the time.

What ... no whip ?

Anyone else see the resemblance between Heidi and the horse?

Number 2's a fake...Heidi can't doesn't write comments

Or just can't write...either way.

They don't have "Stolen Bike Rides" at the park where I grew up.

Goddamn He looks like such a Douche!

Is it me or does the driver look bitter?

Negro? What the hell Fish? Negro. At least step into the 1960s and call them coloreds or darkies.

I can't beleive you paid for those stupid photos.

Well...I guess he finally got his 40 acres. Too bad he has to be the mule.

Heidi is running in the Kentucky Oaks on May 2nd.

Here's what really pisses me off - these two dweebs are in a park filled with trees with sturdy limbs, and after the bike ride is done they don't even try to look for rope.

#11. I respect that anyone using that word seriously is a fucking moron, I have had to tell idiot old people before how wrong that word is. Fish used the other N word (cause of course sadly there is a worse one) to mock these two because that's exactly how Heidi and Spencer would refer to the guy, because they are that sheltered and prejudice. I mean look at them even outside of these sad pictures they look like Hitler's racist fantasy couple.

Anyway racist people are the evil scum of the earth and it is impossible to be intelligent and racist, racism IS stupidity (and many other bad things).

For once, I'm speechless......

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HA!!! HIDEME MONTFUG finally having a bonding session with her birthgiver (the horse)..
Seriously WTF are these 2 talentless FUGLY douche bags up to? UH, Hidme, you are a bit too fat and old to be riding on your gay BF's shoulders? Cute if you're 3 years old but you look like a giraffe...and OBESE.

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The only thing I wanna see this horseface bitch ride is a Sybian but only if there's a brown paper bag over her head.

That looks like fun! Where do you buy one of those? (I've already got the bike & trailer)

#42

Since when the hell are Vikings from Minnesota?

GET A JOB FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Hey nipolian,

Try reading a book you fucking idiot. Negro is the scientific term. You stupid politcal correct motherfuckers. Not to mention we still have the fucking Constitution (what's left of it) that affords free speech. I wouldn't expect inner city garbage to understand that though. Just give all your rights away so you can be "safe".

I just don't get it. Do they hire someone to do this? I bet MTV hired someone.

I don't know. Heidi's really f-ed up looking, I think. And spencer is just a straight up ass clown. I just don't get what the appeal about them is.

I miss Kristin Cavallari...

Finally, evidence of a negro working.

Who is the fish? what does he look like, where is his current location? does anyone ask these questions! SHOW YOURSELF FISH! SHOW US YOUR POWERS

#63 - What the fuck are you babbling about? It's not the scientific term you dumbfuck.....Negro means black in Spanish and Portuguese. You really need to let your doctor know that your meds need to be adjusted. It was a fucking joke....sorry that you are too stupid and angry to get it.

Scientific term........what a dumbfuck!

Uh, 58? Aren't you kind of....umm...spamming?

I love how they are sitting backwards in the rowboat. I would pay to watch them try to row that thing sitting like that. Obviously I would pay a lot more to see the rowboat sink with them in it but I digress. Newport Ad is brilliant. Someone get photoshopping!

@55: 'I have had to tell idiot old people before how wrong that word is.'

Go you! Our society is so fortunate to have au courant politicos like yourself who take the time to mend our broken minds, who enlighten us with this season's societal trends and let us know which ultra modern terminology henceforth we have been cleared to utter, until we offend your forward thinking sensibilities again and you redefine good and evil for us once more.

'I mean look at them ... they look like Hitler's racist fantasy couple.'

You gotta love animosity aimed at a couple because they won't produce the brand of racially multifarious offspring needed to populate the bright new world you're building for all of us idiots. If it's all white it ain't all right!

I'll close out with another of your absurdities, a prime example of the laughable fairytale rhetoric that gets thrown about all too regularly between clowns like you.

'it is impossible to be intelligent and racist, racism IS stupidity'

I usually find offense to some of your comments whenever there's a black person in a post, but this one was hilarious. What's even funnier is that people are taking his reference to the "Negro fellow" seriously. I laughed out loud when I read that. Haha. Good one.

Do these cunts hire a photographer to follow them around? There should be a cross-hair in the center of these pictures followed by bloody autopsy pics.

I'm sorry I'm a 40 year old virgin and having 28 year old blue balls makes me a tad bit pissy and also strangely racist. It must be because my dick is 3 inches long( when I stretch it) and I've heard black men are hung like elephants, so I guess I'm a little bitter. Anywhoosers I'm sorry I'm so cranky and angry. My mom gave me a nice celebrity blow up doll for my birthday so hopefully I won't be such a tool once I figure out how to shrink her mouth whole to fit my tiny dick.

Toodlydoo,

Paul, the real 40 year old virgin

he could have ironed his suit,

why do they continue to stage these dumb photos?

I love that this post is about two totally dispicable white trash wannabe celebrities and STILL the bigoted white trash who post on here can't help passing up the chance to make some bullshit racist comment about the black guy. Every chance you get, huh?! You're drawn to it like a moth to a flame.

Paul get over yourself. My comment about Speidi was a joke (you are the one who needs to come off your politically correct pedestal if you can't understand that it wasn't a serious comment). I don't give a fuck about all white couples, I'm part of one and the people I informed were elderly relatives who asked me if it was an acceptable term and I explained it wasn't. African American isn't this season societal trend term it's been the acceptable term for decades. People who have been called derogatory names based on their race have every right to say "when referring to our race we prefer this term" and they have.

Why are you so up in arms? You think there is intelligence in racism? Come on. I recognized Fish was joking and I explained that. Lighten up. You are being exactly what you claim to hate by spouting all that angry bitter bullshit. No one is taking your freedom of speech away and there is no politically correct police force running around so calm the fuck down.

Poonmoon
(remember all the classy girls are doing it, your turn Spencer... and Heidi too)

i am so fucking sick of these people!!! horse face and douchebag. i hope they disappear very very soon. USELESS human beings. they make me so angry!

Thank goodness Heidi remembered to wear her sparkle heels out for a day at the park! Think of the tragedy that would have ensued had she forgotten!

um, yes they are douche bags, but did ya need to call out the dude's race in all that? no matter what colour the persons skin, i'd still feel bad for anyone totin those two lame wads around

I can't believe people waste so much time arguing on the internet. Especially about dumb shit. Calling Heidi and Spencer douche bags and hoping they will die is just as bad as making a joke about "negros" . I honestly can't believe how many people are sticking up for them anyway. Who gives a fuck?!

Man Oh Man...I've been sitting here reading some of your comments and I've come to realize...there's no winning. Either one of you says something racist ,then another defends the "negro", then we have someone else defend the person being racist. So ignorant people lets put this dicussion to rest...and start calling Heidi and Spencer ummm I dunnoo....White Trash ohh noo wait wait I know Crackers, YUP we have a winner....it just makes things even.

What douchbags.

i like her shoes ... she has good taste in shoes ... except the ones that shes wearing with the purple dress ... those are just icky

Okay, obviously it's the man's job is to transport people in that bicycle/carriage (rickshaw?) whatever-it-is. He may even own it. Either way, it's not forced labor and he's being compensated for it. So, is it racist to pay him for his services? Would you like for no one to ride in his whatchamacallit so he he can make no money? That's f'ed up, and, I dare say, that's racist. You're the one noticing and reacting to his and their colors. He's a person doing the same job that lots of other people of many races are doing, so why should the fact that he's black stop white (or other) people from employing him? It wouldn't even be a consideration for me.

Stop with the white guilt, it does more harm to blacks than good. It's condescending (you think you know better than they does what's best for them) and treats them like they're victims that needs to have their little feelings protected by the benevolent white over class. They don't, and he doesn't. Let the f'ing man do his job, make a living, and take care of his business, and you go on your way and do the same. Simple.

FIRST!

LAWL

Holy shit Jesse (#41). I'll bet you're a 30 year old manager at McDonald's. Not too many places for people like you anymore.

The racial reference in this post really is inappropriate.

When r these 2 going to be publicly executed?

These fucks always have some cheeseball photographer following them for those oh so 'candid' shots.

Please stop writing posts about these two tampons. You are only making them more powerful. IT MUST END.

Hey last time I checked there are whites doing these jobs as well lol.

Hey last time I checked there are whites doing these jobs as well lol.

over here in the uk, spencer's last name suits him....have a look:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat

Tsk tsk, always about race and social class in the US of A, isn't it? Let's focus on what's really shocking - that Heidi is clearly a post-op transexual and Spencer is totally down with that.

I'd rather see him driving Miss Heidi....

...in the ass.

keep posting things about heidi and spencer it entertains me so much. theyre a pair of idiots.

Negro??? You're talking just as stupid as they look. Idiot....

"Negro"? Cracker-ass cracker. Thank god we'll be electing a black president, it's long past time to expand all the minority entitlement programs.

GOD DAMN AMERICA.

Please stop posting pics of these two morons. She was on a reality TV show that was semi interesting for a second. If anything halla when you have nippage or some nice shots where Heidi is showing her Brittney and thats it. These two look like the biggest tourists in NY and being from NY I hate that sh*t. I wish that Negro fellow rolled them right into oncoming traffic.

P.S. Spencer is a pud and is lucky he has Heidi or else he would be selling oranges on the off ramp. Get a real job already guy!!!!

100th!!

These two need to be run over by a handsome cab.

Does tupperware boobs know how to smile without that big gape in her head? it looks like shes catching flys....

PLEASE stop buying pictures of these two retards. 9no offense retarded people) who the hell wears a suit and dress in Central Park during the day? Me thinks someone is hard up for cash

#84 - "He may even own it."

You presumptuous fuck. Much like Gov. Patterson, I don't see your point.

#101 - You owe me royalties for "tupperware" breast references. If you're young and skanky and not expensive, call me.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

Ok, I am a fan of your site, but problem # 1, knowing that you are a cracker yourself, you do not use the word negro, nigga, or anything pertaining to the word. I bet you wouldnt walk outside and say something like that. If you want to keep your black fans big word of advice........watch what you say.......

PROFESSIONALLY FAKERS!!
That's what they are!!

"you do not use the word negro, nigga, or anything pertaining to the word"

You've got the whole slave-master relationship inverted. We'll do whatever we want. You'll do what we say, or we'll lock you up. Check the numbers if you think we're kidding.

why cant this idiot, that seems to have money, buy himself a suit that fits?

#101 I was wondering the same thing, what's with the wide open mouth smile in EVERY photo? She looks like she's keeping her mouth open just in case ass-pirate Spence wants a blow from a she-male instead of a real man.

Plus it's funny to see her not looking at the hired help (camera man) in a vain attempt to look natural while Spence screws it up by looking directly at the camera in almost every shot.

And what's with calling the bike driver an African American? Maybe he's from Missouri. Heck, if we identify races by where they're from shouldn't most white people be called European Americans? We have Mexican Americans (which I guess identify anyone of hispanic origin), African Americans, and now European Americans. Personally I don't think 'African American' should refer to anyone that hasn't come directly over on a boat. If you're born here, and more than one generation removed from the boat, then you're just a plain ol' American.

And referring to the two white people as 'crackers' in the same post the word negro is used cancels out any possibility of racism. Unless you call equal opportunity racism.

Boo hooo. The poor downtrodden black man was being oppressed by whitey again ! Cue the angry black posters who will now make references to the alleged genital superiority of black men and whine about "racism" while engaging in the same conduct. I know ... it's only okay to make remarks about white people ... . Whoopee. I'd rather have a job, know my father, have no prison record -and not reproduce like a rabbit on the taxpayer dime. Look on the bright side ... the "driver" probably took the 10 bucks from the fare and got a rock ....

i have no fuckin clue who these people are.... but let me just ask... who brings a wardrobe change to the park?? other than the mommies of 4 year olds who have potty training issues??

oh and there camera looked off when they were doing there myspace photos on the boat

Why does every picture they take remind me of a Herpes commercial, with them frolicking and playing in every frame.

I would trade all 10 of my Mexicans for one good Negro.

fuck you 113

....what the American people don't know is what makes them the American people.

Is it just me or does Spencer look like a garbage-pail kid???

Fuck you dirt chicken, #113.

Black people are economically disadvantaged because of racism, and make less money than white people, even when accounting for education and experience.

The criminal justice system is severaly racist and black men have a greater chance of being arrested, convicted, and sentenced to death for their crimes than white men.

And the majority of welfare recipients are white people, and it is not profitable to keep having kids while on welfare, so shut up you stupid fuck.

You hypocritically bitch and moan about the non-issue of racism, then proceed to make an awful racial slur about the driver at the conclusion of your Nazi rant.

Waaaaaaaaahhh ! Whitey is always tryin' to keep me down !

If the majority of "welfare recepients are white ... did it ever occur to you that is because there are more white people ? Not really too hard to grasp ! How about proportionately ? Nobody said anything about welfare being "profitable" but you ... however since you did - more kids = higher taxpayer funded benefit. Very simple ... Nazi ? Nah ... I like Jewish people ... it's the coloreds I'm not too fond of !

im so sick of seeing these fake posed pictures. all this bitch does is smile. stuff a cock in her mouth and show me that.

You fucking turds most black people originally came from Africa through their descendants. Go read a fucking history book, that's why the term African American is widely accepted. It doesn't have ties to hate words like other disgusting terms people use.

Anyway if people stopped focussing on race so much we wouldn't have to figure out the respectful term for someone's race. But you can't be mad at anyone for feeling that these pictures conjure up images of slavery, it's a natural conclusion for people with consciousness, especially considering the bitch is a republican and republican’s do NOT have the best reputation when it comes to prejudice and equality and sadly slavery didn't happen all that long ago.

Still I'd rather see this as a picture of a fucking loser couple and a man who had to tolerate their heinous presence since they were paying customers. The fucking END.

@ 119

Why do those pics "conjure up images of slavery" ???

All jokes aside ... it's a black dude who's job is driving a bicycle taxi ! Nothing more !

Should they have insisted on a white driver ? Should white people only ride in a white driven cab (good luck finding one of those !) ? People are tooo fukking sensitive about some crap like this !

#120.

It just does. It's really not that long ago that slavery existed in America and many of those who practiced it are still alive today. Thus slavery is not in the past yet and it still exist in parts of the world and there is still a racial lack of equality in America. There are a lot of sick people out there with a lot of sick thoughts about race so these pictures touch on very sensitive issues. South park did an episode on something like this once with a town flag. The extreme racism that once existed the lack of human rights did tremendous damage damage that will be felt for centuries because the consequences of depriving people of rights and freedoms is far reaching and will affect many generations.

Of course they shouldn't have insisted on a white drive, that would be sick.

You know, it's also that these little shits got this insane opportunity for wealth and more privilege just because of a reality show and you must realize that because of racism and inequality a black person would rarely get such an opportunity. You should see all the sick shit that came out this season of the bachelor just because there was 1 black girl on the bachelor. A show like the hills with an all black cast would never be as successful as this one because people are still very racist. So you are looking at two people who likely never (or rarely) have to deal with racial equality being driven around, because they are too useless to walk, by a man who surely has dealt with racial inequality all his life so yeah it's a little fucking weird and again it's okay to admit that. I like to try to look at it and see no race and just people, two of whom really need to disappear but it’s hard when you are very aware of and saddened by racism and racial inequality.

Sorry for the lack of punctuation.

People who "practiced slavery" are still alive today ? Who ? Where ?
The Emancipation Proclamation was signed in the early 1860's. Even if there was an infant slave/slave 'owner' ... they'd be about 135 years old.

Culturally black people and white people are different. Not a racist remark ... just the truth. Black people don't want to watch a reality show about a white bachelor, or white people in general because they don't relate to it ... same thing about whites and a black reality show. I don't know you or your racial background ... but if you are black , and watch "white" reality shows ... you are definitely (forgive the term) - in the minority.

Look , the bottom line is the driver happened to be black ... so what. Does that automatically make those vapid idiots "racists" ? Hell no.

Is that Barack Obama's dad?

#121 is a moron. No slave owners are alive today. Slavery in the USA ended in 1865. So an 18 yr old in 1865 is around 161 years old now.

#123. I never said they were racist though. I just think they are stupid, there is no proof they are racist, as apposed to the insurmountable proof that they are stupid. I mean really what's the solution if people don't take his ride he's out of work so people should just let him do his job. Personally I have an aversion to being toted around i just don’t like being waited on and shit like that, but really it's just like someone driving a taxi. It's just that low paying jobs seem to go to minorities because equality is still alive and well and that‘s depressing. Anyway I was just explaining my thoughts on why people reacted to the pictures. A pictures is worth a thousand words and this one sure caused some words.

I'm white and I watch a lot of shows with all black casts. I find it boring to watch my own race what the hell am I gonna learn from that; how many things you can wear with kaki pants? (it’s a rule that you can make fun of your own race but not others, just like you can make fun of your family but it's not so funny if your friend makes fun of your Mom). A lot of black people have been asking for a black bachelor so I disagree on that. I am definitely in the minority though on most things. I grew up all over the world; Africa, Europe and North America my family worked in the UN so I don't feel racial differences because in my experience we are actually very similar as people regardless of the superficial differences.

I didn't read what I wrote as is evident my punctuation (lack of) and mistakes. I meant to write that people who support the concepts of slavery are still alive today, I’ve met them and it’s fucking unbearable.

The guy is way younger than obama and dirt chicken already pointed out my mistake.

*Poonmoon
(remember all the classy girls are doing it, your turn pinkies)

@126

Insurmountable proof that they are stupid ? To the contrary ... I think there is insurmountable proof that they are brilliant. They have become part of pop culture, and they know exactly what they are doing. Sure ... we may be on 14:59 of their 15 minutes ... but to my knowlege there is no "Poonmoon Show" in the works ...

You seem to have some sort of "white guilt".

What are you "going to learn" from any TV show/ reality show/sitcom ? It's just entertainment.

While I agree that we are similar in the fact that we are all human beings, culturally we are all very different. Some people seem to have this mistaken notion that all black people are pining away, just wanting to be accepted by whites - that they want to move into white neighborhoods and hold hands and sing songs. In my experience that is pure nonsense. People want to be around others that are similar to themselves. That is human nature.

The most ridiculous thing is that in you ... we have a white internet gossip-site poster trying to speak for black folks. That is truly comical ...

#128. I knew you couldn't handle that white joke. It's a joke, I watch shows of all races and enjoy them all. There is no "poonmoon show" because nothing could ever convince me give up my privacy. I loath being photographed as do many women who have gotten too much attention in their lives. I was offered many modeling jobs and could have made a quick buck, but nothing could ever convince me to do anything that useless and vain with my life and that choice has worked out very well for me. Once you go down that ego road there's no turning back. To me fame is the most worthless thing on earth and one of the most destructive.

I don't think they are brilliant so much as so incredibly self involved and so motivated to seek fame that they fit in perfectly in Hollywood. They are what every celebrity truly is, but they are at least honest about it. Megalomania is exactly what you need to succeed in Hollywood. There's no intelligence involved just an unquenchable ego that will allow you to be or do whatever the powers that be want you to.
Have you ever seen an interview with these people? I would hesitate to call them remotely intelligent. Have you heard them speak? LOL it's fucking HILARIOUS, they aren't “acting dumb” either that for sure. They are whores who are just so willing to bend over and sell themselves and are so needy for attention that even negative attention works for them. They are not in control here they are the puppets and when they become useless they will be discarded. Heidi has said she wants to win an Oscar and a grammy, is that brilliance? Fuck no, that's blind ego and I doubt it will ever happen.

P.S. I think this will end quite badly for them. They are playing with fire, they are in way over their head and they are just pawns to MTV. Almost Every MTV couple has broken up and has partially blamed MTV and the pressure that came from it on their breakup.

@129

If their objective was to gain some degree of "fame" ... then they have accomplished it. To come from obscurity to being "known" is not an easily attainable feat.

Someone saying they "want to win " an award is "blind ego" ??? Your first paragraph is filled with more "ego" stroking than that !

The reason there isn't a "Poonmoon Show" in the works isn't because of your love of your privacy ... it's because nobody gives a f*ck. Jeez - talk about ego ...

The fact is that YOU are posting about THEM ... not the other way around.

As unitelligent as you think they are, the fact is that :

Heidi & Spencer > poonmoon

holy piss this post brough out the crazies. teh comments are entertaining to read though. LOL @ 16. I still think they are.

and from what I've read it's actually like this:

Poonmoon> heidi and spencer> dirt chicken

well hehe . douchebags power

OMG, what the FUCK is wrong w/her face? ewwwww

these pictures look so fucking staged, it's so sad.

Why would you pay for all these staged photos?! Seems stupid to waste money on these.

whats with the negro comment.....could you be any more offensive to a race...

lmao / pity this poor fellow is doing all this to work his way thru law school.... they're probably paying him 6 figs [no not 'figures'... the actual fruit] ha! and when this is all said & done, I STILL don't know who this couple is or what they've done!

have you people spazzing out over the use of 'negro' EVER heard of sarcasm?!? it's a matter of projection & anti-projection/ belittling people who actually use this term to belittle blacks... I'm black & totally got what fish was trying to do! and it's funny! I think it's hysterical that I don't know even know who the f* these people are

YOU ARE A RACIST SAD PIG FOR DOING THIS! You are deliberatly insulting black people to draw comment in your website, You are a sad person and satan lives in your heart. I pray for your your soul.

I SUGGEST TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH THESE RACISTS COMMNENT TO LEAVE...NOW!!!!!

This website will disappear from May 2008!

The guy who writes this shit is a clear fucktard. I mean, negro? Are you serious? First you claim to have vagina shots of Emma Watson (when it's clearly just public hair behind semi-see through panties) and now you're using the word negro to describe a black man.

You've lost all credibility and I'm gonna label you a gay catholic republican. LMAO

and to #138 - don't be retarded...sarcastic comments are usually put in air quotes to highlight them as actually being sarcastic. this guy is supposed to be a writer of sorts, so he should know that. get a clue "black chick".

i used to think it was pretty comical but now, its annoying. they're everywhere. hey maybe if i date a douche bag and get a boob job, i'll get my own record deal too.

I wish those were the La Brea tar pits, and their boat would do us all a favor and capsize.