Apr 18 2008Heidi & Spencer getting their own show... whoops

Assbags.

Sluts

Marry Me Mr. Fish

"Unfortunately, they are some slippery fuckers."

Connect to the story, actually - that's a good description of the army of lubed penises that Spencer entertains after the cameras are turned off and he can go home. It's how he gets through the day with Ms. Oral Gaper.

This shit is the best thing to happen for Socialism in a LONG time.

Hard to not justify killing off the rich with these people on tv.

Love u Fish! Let's get these damn spammers off of here so we can get back to making fun of those who truly deserve it. You heard me travolta.

Douche Singles is LIEKZOMG THE BEST PLACE- oh, wait. AHAHAHAHA. That's like saying this show is going to be the best thing ever.

You fucking slay me with your editorial comments!

I guess now we'll have to start an email campaign to rehire the original (FUNNY) writer...

Oh fuck, there goes one! Get the gun!! C'mere Charlie.

10. Isn't it hard to answer those pesky american credit card questions, spam sites such as this, sew zippers onto our jeans, and pour lead paint onto childrens toys all at the same time? Foreign fuck.

Is it me, or does he have an unusually large head?

That fucking mouth of hers is always open, like a damn baby bird waiting for a worm.

Except I think she's waiting for a cock to be stuffed into it.

Must be the plastic tits, collagen injections and lipo.

I am so sick of hearing about these 2 on this site!

Who the fuck is Heidi Montag?

OMG! She is my favorite! Seems she has a hot profile on " cel e b b ru m o r d a t e s . c om" and is now dating a young trillionaire on that site now. it is rumored that she found true love on that site. Is that true?

Fish, if you're reading these comments, a suggestion: read the comments for the last Heidi and Spencer story, then make sure you don't give the job of banning the spammers to a black guy. He'll bang on the keyboard randomly, give up, look for pictures of Kim K's ass, beat off, then demand a paid vacation. If you don't give it to him he'll sue you for discrimination. If I were you, I'd give the assignment to a "good" brown (Indian-dot, not Indian-feathers; the tech-help or cardiologist kind of brown, not the day laborer kind). Good brown will find and kill bad yellow. Always respect human nature.

LMAO at #14

Ever notice how their clothes always look straight off the rack, like they've never been washed or worn? Guys, we might hate you SLIGHTLY less if you if you didn't always look so mannequin-squeaky-clean. Nope, nope, I take that back. You can't do anything to makes us hate you less.

"...finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans."

That would be awesome!!! More exciting than any TV show ever made!

In fact, maybe that should be a feature film instead. Or a trilogy of films, like Star Wars. Episode 1 "Finding a Wedding Planner", May 2009.
Episode 2 "Hunting for a Dress Designer" , May 2010

Thank God Almighty that you are finally trying to do something about the dating site spamming moron! You just made my morning. Thanks.

The spammers just multiplied!!!!!

The dating site spammer must have read your comments......he's furiously posting as fast as he can......hey Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405, better live it up while you can, you piece of shit.

Ladies and gents, the Montag Maw:

http://i31.tinypic.com/fjjmo4.jpg

That dude's head is enormous!!!

Did anyone ever go to the spammer's office and see if there really is somewhere there? Any udpate on this?

so i guess they're engaged again? did he actually buy her a ring this time & not at Claires?

Yeah because that worked so well for Jessica Simpson.

Why is he carrying around a winters worth of nuts in his cheeks still? Dude it's spring, let it go already..

I like the dating site spammers. If they get banned, I might have to troll some of their comments. It'll be like they never left.

FIRST

Random, but I get really thrown off every time I see this dude wearing Jordan's on his feet. Everything from ankle up (even his face) is Grade A 100% All-American whitey, and then he has on some J's. confusing.

I would pay $1m cash for an unstaged, candid picture of these douches.

It's just like the way he's Grade A 100% All-American gay, but he has on a big mouthed bass fake boobies beard.

He's carrying around a winter's worth of nut-bustings in his cheeks.

Horrray! We get to find out how many Hiediots! there are out there. It will be the douchiest douche show on TV. Reality (TV) is for those without imagination. I guess if you have to pay the Pops to follow you and take fake JCrew photo ops everywhere you go it's perfect for you. Douche.

Horrray! We get to find out how many Hiediots! there are out there. It will be the douchiest douche show on TV. Reality (TV) is for those without imagination. I guess if you have to pay the Pops to follow you and take fake JCrew photo ops everywhere you go it's perfect for you. Douche.

I'm sorry but I feel bad for the guy. She's completely into this and and seems to think it's somehow a real thing, but he always looks like he's about to wet his pants and bust out crying at the same time. You just know he's got some huge black guy back home, pounding his ass every night and saying "you're not gonna go back to pretending with that plastic cunt, are you?" The money must be good. His mind and his bank account say "yes" but his ass says "OUCH! FUCK! SLOW DOWN! NOT SO FUCKING DEEP!" (it can't say "no" - it just can't...).

Heidi Montag's mouth is always open to distract everyone from the sad fact that her feet have disapppeared.

NO
ONE
CARES
ABOUT
THESE
ASSHOLES
THE
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#33

Gotta video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpYYblAJOq8

Horse face Heidi can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but she still won't be able to get rid of the horse face...neeeeeyy! Go suck on some sugar cubes, you beeatch. Anyways, lets stop posting on these idiots so that they go away faster. What time is it on the fame clock anyways; 10 minutes? They can't have too much time left. This will be the last time I post on them.

I resent how they outed me to the rest of the world. Damn them and their spawn.

why is her mouth always open?

Ahhh...when you said new show...I was expecting Heidi to make the leap to where she belongs....XXX...AS IN WATCH HEIDI TAKE THE 3 BIG BLACK COCKS ALL AT ONCE!

Now I would pay for that...!!!

He may very well have the largest head that I have ever seen.

I wonder when someone will "steal their homemade sex tape" and post it on line.

@45. I was thinking actually wishing the same thing. Except Spencer would be bounded and gagged in the corner again.

Kill. Me. Now. Please!

HOLY BUCKETS!!!!!!?????

Where'd her FEET GO? Damn those shoe-eating jeans!

the worst part about speidi is that we're SUPPOSED to be annoyed by spencer, right? he stole heidi from lauren, blah blah blah...
.... but relaly spencer never does anything in these pictuers. you KNOW it's all heidi's idea. and she is the most irritating person in these pics. nobody's mouth hangs open that fucking wide 24 hours a day in real life. skank.

beeelieve it or not...she's walking on air. evidence in pic #4 where there is nothing but air where her foot should be. kinda like there's nothing but air where her brain should be.

haven't these asshats seen what has happened to other couples that put on "reality" shows?

"unfortunately, it doesn't look like these two are going away anytime soon"

I'm thinking they'd go away a lot faster if sites like this didn't have at least 2 posts a day featuring the posed shots they send out to sucker blogs. But good job on being so self aware, Superfish!

MTV should just do humanity a favor and take itself off the air. Seriously, how many different ways can you re-brand the same shit over and over again?

"Stupid, superficial, lazy, materialistic, white trust fund babies pissing and moaning about useless crap, tonight at 9/8 central!!"

um. karen walker - commentator #9. please do shut the fuck up. the current superficial writer is funny as hell and i would make him my husband in a hot minute (or my best friend if hes ugly) :) so ah, you just stop with your whole adgenda, its not working..........

um. karen walker - commentator #9. please do shut the fuck up. the current superficial writer is funny as hell and i would make him my husband in a hot minute (or my best friend if hes ugly) :) so ah, you just stop with your whole adgenda, its not working..........

That was a Karen Walker troll you idiot. How do I know???

I KNOW FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON AT THE FISH!!

Anonymous ---->> u didnt answer my question......

Fuck SUPERFICIAL, you really didn't see this coming?? You fucking made this you douchebag! You create celebrity interest like how Perez is on the dole from Paris... big surprise you fucking queer. fuck this site altogether.

Fish,
If posting about these two assholes two or three times a day is your way of making them go away, I'd hate to see how you break up with a woman. Take her to Paris and Italy perhaps?

Excellent..... someone has finally lopped off her feet.

#60 - I've tried kicking my weed habit by smoking 4-5 times as much..... I'm think I'm lickin' it, but now I'm talking with a Jamaican accent. Hey mon! A rainbow ya bloodclot.....

He has the jowls of a young Ted Kennedy. Spencer should borrow an Oldsmobile and take Heidi for a nighttime drive around Chappaquiddick.

I think she is always so happy to see photogs because she actually thinks they like her. She thinks they are her friends. And, they might be the closest thing she has to friends. Her face is always, "Aw, you guys...you shouldn't have."

As pathetic as her existence is, it remains one rung above the guy who dedicated at least a day of his life to taking her picture.

Oz

I bet she can detach her jaw like a snake to eat her pray, thing's so freakin' huge.

why does she have such a man chin? gross.

I think she should break up with this pussy and start dating OJ. I think they'd make a cute couple.

I bet she's a virgin.

GUYS!!! Stop putting stories off these dumbasses on your site. It really ruins all your other garbage! Just take pictures of a rock or something and make shit up about that.

Back in my day we didn't sit around watching shows about spoiled rich girls and their candy assed boyfriends!!!

at least we know the of them "scoring" a reality show, is that they will break up in the very near future.

reality tv DOES have a purpose...

Pleasse , please stop posting...who are they really anyway! So bored with their faces and fake photos.....

Hi.

Please stop posting pics of these retards, I hate seeing their fake ugly faces!

I saw them on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m",too.Maybe they want make more new friends.You can contact them on that site.

his shoes... theyre soo...white. im pretty sure heidi used to be a man,back in the day.

Everything they do seems fake and posed anyway, genuinely artificial...

So I went into Anchor Blue to check out that heidiwood stuff (ew, BTW) and my fiance couldn't quit laughing at the picture of Heidi on the flyer the salesguy handed us. I'm so serious. I never thought Heidi was THAT bad, but I swear to god in between gasps of choking, snorting laughter, all I heard was "HORSE!" hahahahaha. Just thought I'd share because I've never seen him react so, NEGATIVELY to someone's appearance betore... :)

I'm sorry but....WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PLASTIC DOLLS?!! Why are they important? And when is MTV gonna stop sucking?

That is one fugly couple.

Doesn't that dumb bitch ever close her mouth? Seriously, Heidi. Invisible cocksucking is not sexy! Swalow already and shut that horse mouth.

I hate both Heidi & Lauren but after going to Anchor Blue (#78 I agree, everything was DISGUISTING when it came to her line) and then going to see Lauren Conrad's fashion line debut, I seem to not hate Lauren as much. Obviously underneath it all she has some fashion sense and all the items of clothing were fabulous, unlike Heidi's line which was dung, and not even dung at it's best......

Gawd damn I want to shove my fist down that gaping maw of a mouth!!! Apparently she is unable to close it...?

You can learn more about these two smegmas at www.weareacoupleofflamingfuctards.com

#35 - nut-bustings..........LOL!

Looks like they traded pants before they left the house.....

plz like u good get ur own show u hardly even do well on the hills and wat would u name your show slutz r us ?

"Spendi" makes me gag. Could 2 people be more into each other?