Apr 29 2008Heidi & Spencer love America and confirm Lauren Conrad made a sex tape

Wow, are they assholes!

who the hell cares?

Those pics make me so happy to be un-American. You pepole should really do something about these two, they are ruining your brand name even worse than W.

what the fuck is wrong with these people and why do their faggot-y fake pictures show up on this website every other day?

fish you're vacuum and my vacuum should hook up

no but really ...mine is the hottest vacuum going around, hasa its own heppa filta
it keeps trash like Heidi and Spencer out of ur house and some how off my tv

yeah by tv is sexy too, but i better not say that in front of the computer screen

tyra is a try hard she is just as bad as the fucking stupid show these people are on

if u can call them people

i like the term land fillers

I don't care what their politics are, those legs look yummy. Her face is a bit Herman Munster-y though.

Hey, how about how retarded Tyra is?

Does Heidi have a problem? She has her legs crossed or squeezed together in every pic like she needs to go tinkle bad, but doesn't want to miss being photographed.

why are these people famous again?

She probably is crossing them to keep her loose anus shut. I know I would be in there 24/7 and then make her polish off my dirty knob frequently with her dirty whore-ish mouth.

God, this guy must just hate-fuck her mouth everynight, that's gotta be the only way to put up with her
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I hate these 2 bitches!!!!! They are nobody!!! The guy works at MCD is more important than them, at least he will give me French fries!!! FUCK BOTH OF THEM!

notice how they refer to their life in season. "i would have married her last season". douchebags. yet in continue to watch the interview. might as well kill myself.
who is it that his face reminds me of? it's horrific whatever it is

I don't get it.. you wouldn't want to watch Lauren Conrad, who's pretty decent, get laid. but you'll post pics of fire crotches..

Irregardless, nice fucking legs. I'd pound her pooper until she squirted diarrhea all over the bed then passed out in it.

"Douchenozzle" great word!! George Parker at Adscam would be proud. As for #3 I want to say "Fuck you!", but I can't. You made a great point. Alvin the Chipmunk and Barbaro prancing along the Mall makes me ill. Does anyone want to bet that these dumbshits asked to climb up on Lincoln's lap for a picture?

I have never once watched an episode of the Hills (despite the claims of "OMG, you'll watch it once and totally love it!" from friends) and the only time I've ever really heard about Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag is on this site. I've never really understood exactly why everybody was so harsh on Heidi and Spencer (except about the music video, they deserved every bit of criticism they got) and even almost felt bad for everybody being so mean to them. And then I managed to catch five minutes of Tyra this morning. Oh.My.God.

Spencer went on at length about how he didn't want to have children, and he really wanted to adopt a kid from Africa. I thought, alright, the kid might not have the smartest dad, but still it'll be well taken care of. He then went on to explain that he wanted to name him "Dunk" because "like people in Africa are like really tall, so when he becomes a basketball player, he'll be like the best freaking slam dunker there is". Then we were regaled with a story about how Heidi had a dream the other night that they had "like 3 kids, and she was pregnant". At which point my satellite gave out and I stopped watching. Coincidence? I think not, they were so stupid that my satellite couldn't take it anymore, and stopped working.

Jimbo, that's just poetry, man.

OK, she's an idiot, but I would love to have her naked in my bed.

Release the hounds George! Please release those fucking hounds.

LMAO @ douchenozzle.......perfect adjective for Spencer.

assholes or not, who wouldn't want to stick it in hers?!?!

Nothing like a pair of "F ME SHOES" to say "Americana."

AIrhead? Yes.
Great cold day boob shot in #3? Hell yeah!

Wow. I've seen gay porn that isn't as gay as these picturs.

What's their point?

this makes me want to die

Here's an idea.......lets give the two retards a couple of flags to wave.....I hear they like that. In the sixth pic Spenser isn't holding his flag.......bet the dumb fucker set it on the ground.

Who are these douche bags and why is there always a camera up their ass??? My grandaddy didn't kill all those gooks in WWII so the flag could be some prop for these effing tools.

I have a serious problem with Heidi's shorts. She has a hot body, why not dress like a normal person....those are the ugliest things I think I've ever seen...well until I looked up at Heidi's face.

why is he always carrying her?! every time they fake one of these stupid photo shoots there's a picture of him carrying her stupid ass in his arms! wtf?! who the fuck seriously does that?

Nothing makes me happier to be Australian than the site of this robotic pair of brainless morons.

is it just me or does heidi really look like a pony in the first 2 pics?
she looks like she's trotting. look at how her legs bow.
other than that, they can both die in a fire.

@27 Here's another idea: drop 5 million copies of the photo with them waving a flag over Iraq, Ahghanistan and Iran. The war has been fading as far as real emotion and could use that "shot in the arm".

Who are these people and why are they on tv this website and anyplace else for that matter? whats up with the stripper shoes? is she a midget...i mean little person?

@29- agreed. Someone should have taken those 10 inch too high mom shorts and hung em on that fence... with her in them of course..

Bet Spence would cry.. HEIDI! HOW CAN I CARRY YOU!?!?!? YOUS WAY UP THAR!!

wheres a sniper when you need one.

That dude makes Andy Dick look straight.

Has anyone else noticed she crosses her legs in almost every goddamn fake picture they have?

Maybe one of her legs is freakishly longer than the other and this hides it?

Maybe she has some rank crotch stank and does that to keep it at bay?

Either way they both suck.

He farts and the room smells like a condom factory.

She's tucking her penis up, thus the crossed legs.

He's the only guy I know who can correctly identify 10 different types of anal lube in a blindfold test.

wow girl on girl action in front of white house. i've seen that before

Dude - seriously - stop posting about this girl. You're only contributing to her being famous for being famous.

Straight jawline + fake blonde hair + fake eyelashes + hooker stilettos + slut clothes + gay boyfriend = serious tranny action

is he feeding the ducks Wonderbread in picture #6? i can't say anything about these people that haven't already been said.

they need to die. now.

how do they know there is a sex tape if they haven't seen it? and why are they even discussing it with Tyra? and why does Tyra have them on the show?

ugly duck face.

i would rather see Heidi in a sextape. With like 5 black guys teaching her a lesson...Wow, I dont know where that came from. Im going to get help!!!

Behold the new generation of fuckwit, preppie overlords, ye teeming American masses. They look like Ken and Barbie propaganda androids manufactured in a CIA lab.

In the last pic where he's holding her, it looks like he's struggling to breathe and about to drop her because she's such a fat ass!!

Not for nothing, but I ALWAYS have my personal photographer follow me around for just such photo opportunities!

I am soooo sick of this slag....

why is she "not allowed" to elaborate? i sense lies....

#17, that's about right..

I still don't know who these people are - I only see them here and on TMZ.

Her affection for the lens has gone psychosis. I prefer psycho-chicks that steal husbands instead of narcissistic tendencies - Brit is an exception because she is bonkers on a whole other level - but Heidi - she tries way too hard and is now overdone.

I hate them with all my heart and half my liver..

she is the whitest women in the world

ughh, these people r idiots. this spencer guy is an idiot. who the fuck names their kid spencer anyway? and this heidi biatch had a childhood dream of becoming a hooker. but now she walks this dog around with her, as a prop in her photos! i cant wait till we hear the prattster coming out, and heidi confirming that she has rabies!

Who is this and why is she on here ...where is Prince Von A Hole !

Who is this and why is she on here ...where is Prince Von A Hole !

Who is this and why is she on here ...where is Prince Von A Hole !

#57 pretty sure there is only one of her..

DAMMIT I was happy to be living a country away from LA and these morons, and now I find out they're here prancing around my city. Makes me want to vomit.

HOT

If not for you, I wouldn't even know these two existed. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

what is this crossed-leg pose?

it looks like she has to pee really bad.

they are confirmed idiots. Stop posting their pics on this site please!

Actually, I would like to see a Lauren sex tape. She may be a retard, but she's cute. And what straight man wouldn't want to see that. Now, a sex tape with Lauren and Heidi: that's the home run.

shoes legs shotrs bobos hiar face- are all workng 4 me. But th' shotrs appear to be maternty.

As hot as this gril is, it's no wonder Spencer looks like an exhausted, rumpled hobbit all the time.

I FUCKING HATE THESE TWO MORONS!!!! AN IDIOT AND A STRIPPER. HEIDI IS SO JEALOUS OF LAUREN'S SUCCESS THAT SHE PUTS HERSELF OUT EVERYWHERE EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUMB BITCH. WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!!

Both these morons need to realize no one would know who they are if it wasn't for Lauren. The fact that I know who they are probably hurts my IQ.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!

/dude.

Even though I know nothing about their supposed "reality" show, I love Lauren Conrad for the simple reason that she seems to be blow-up girl's nemesis. And she still has a real face.

I hate these two more with each passing post. Mostly because despicable as they are, they seem to be having more fun than me, and probably a lot of you, too.

At least we still have our dignity. Right?

And who the hell has NOT made a sex tape? All two of you please rais your hands.

America's crappest couple!

And Heidi looks chunky.

This is why I know we didn't go to the Moon.

I swear, she has the look of someone who has never really *had* an orgasm... you know... like she's just faking it? She couldn't find her own g-spot... see, she doesn't even know the alphabet, much less her own pleasure centers. Jesus Christ.

The look in this horse- faced freaks eyes say "I would kill you all with my bare hands if meant I would be more famous"

Concentration camp guards had more soul than this evil cunt.

Apparently you are unfamiliar with Frank Zappa's epic "Joe's Garage". Song called "Stick It Out" is about making love to an appliance described thusly: "it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body" from the "First Church of Appliantology ". That should answer the age old question about marrying household appliances.
Maybe we could get Heidi and Spencer to re-enact the song on a Hills episode.

@48. 21st century digital boy ... "They look like Ken and Barbie propaganda androids manufactured in a CIA lab."

...And Dick Cheney is laughing all the way to the bank... in his underground lair.

Little bit of jiggling cellulite on her legs. Pass. Except the titty fuck. I'd still do that and come on her chin. Can't miss that target.

UNCLE! Enough of these two nonentities, please! At first they were annoying but still fairly cheesetastic...now they just make me want to bang my head against the monitor until the burned-in images of her fake tits, stilettos-with-everything "style" and gaping sex-doll mouth are drowned by the pain.

Is it not enough that Paris Hilton is a "celebrity"? Do we really have to legitimize these two fucktards?

you can notice the slightest wrinkles of cellulite on heidi's legs on the retarded pic of spencer holding her up

reminds me of my neighbor horrible vagina face

She says she knows for a fact and then is like I dunno.

Still want to see the beef curtains.

lmao. i love how heidi and spencer are so milking this sex tape drama. that's not even the half of it cus heidi wouldn't even be freaken famous if she didnt meet lauren and now shes bashing her , probably to get herself more famous cus shes probably tired of being in lauren's shadow. sucks how she has to get fame because of someone else. doesn't really though cus she's about to marry the moron of all moron and since she's a fame digger, she's marrying someone of her sorts. who really thinks spencer wants to marry heidi because he loves her or because she's famous and he gets to be on tv? oh well, at least lauren's going stay famous unlike this heidi while she's getting her 10 mins of fame.

by the way, why are their corny ass pictures posted everywhere. not like anyone really likes to see them but heidi and spencer.

Why, oh why do you guys keep posting pics of these two idiots? Please stop giving them the attention they so desperately want. Maybe they will go away if you do so....

I hate this whore.

I think I would rather watch that sex tape than keep seeing pictures of these two morons.

who keeps taking pictures of these people?

Air head or not…I’d plug Heidi’s holes with my dick like the little Dutch boy trying to plug the dyke!

i honestly think these two people deserve to get thrown in front of a train.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

That's not cellulite that's just her ass hanging out of her short shorts. You're just mad that FINALLY a picture of someone with decent legs was found. It was difficult but it was done. We should applaud this accomplishment.

Im not criticizing how amazing her legs look, but I think it is crazy that she is only like 5'3. Those pictures ( along with her heels) make her legs look sooooo long. In real life, she comes up to my nose.

haha shes not wearing a bra.....awsome

love her shoes !!! :-D the shorts ... yeah no

uggh.. good fucking grief. -.-

Someone should have given her a flag of Great Britain or France to hold instead.

I swear, she would not have known the difference.

I'm so irritated by this couple it's ridiculous. From the momment I saw her "Body language" video, i've wanted to straight up-punch her in the face. Ughhhh !! Lets hope she catches ebola and dies. Now that would be something to talk about.

Where were the aliens to blow up the White House THEN!? Geez!

Why didn't someone tell me, I live in DC and I could have taken them out .....

from about 200 yds.

She keeps her legs crossed because she doesn't want anyone to see that Grand Canyon hole that she has from being ridden like a mule by me.

to everyone saying she has great legs.. there are some pics of her in an earlier post, where she's on the beach with the same guy... and her legs look really stubby and unproportional to the rest of her body in these pics. the heels make all the difference.

Why do you even post this shit....hmmmmm if you type shit wrong it comes out as this...which means this can be misspelled as shit you drunken fool....if u don't get it then WHO IS ON FIRST......u r making her popular when she has nothing.....absolutely nothing

Whoa another gorgeous, unstaged, candid photo shoot from Americas first couple. Or not.

They are feeding harmless animals wonder bread. Nothing screams american like a good ol' loaf of white sponge that will probably kill poor duckies.

Why are they always posing for like a frame...seriously can't u see their corny pictures in the come with the picture frame??

What it all comes down to is that these two are nerds.

Why can't these two go down to San Diego and surf? Subsequently, they'd be devoured by a Great White.

I'm going to go listen to Aesop Rock. Yeah, I listen to him. These douchebags are nothing compared to Aesop!

She's such a paradox. Every aspect of her personality is completely revolting, yet I find her incredibly sexy and oh-so fuckable.

They are so perfectly cute, white bread and butter, American trash with $$

I hope she trips on those hooker heels and take spencer down with her and they just happen to land eye-first onto those mini flags... only then will i really be proud to be an american. ah, patriotism

The only thing I know about her is that her hubby and her are the members of a millionaire club " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the millionaire & celebrity gather!

I am heading to Mexico !

Could you please stop posting information about this useless c#nt.

They're the stupid gay fuckers.

They're the stupid gay fuckers.

can everyone just give these people a break? they just want to be famous and use their fame to destroy people they hate. i don't see what's wrong with that.

Why do you even bother posting any crap about these two? You're as pathetic as they are. Are they paying you to keep their faces on these pages?

Loser.

Why do you even bother posting any crap about these two? You're as pathetic as they are. Are they paying you to keep their faces on these pages?

Loser.

I am soooo sick of seeing twit and twat - they make me cringe, they're so fake....when are their 15 minutes up?

I am soooo sick of seeing twit and twat - they make me cringe, they're so fake....when are their 15 minutes up?

Who are these people and why do they make me want to go all Muslim holy war Jihad on their asses? Who gives a fuck about them they ain't shit.

PS: But Da Man would bang the ho!

Fish u really have to stop posting picutres of these two vermins !!! they are sickening ! burkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

# 119 Shut the fuck up you poo eater ! your name explains every thing !
GO AND EAT THEIR POO AND SHUT UP

If this photo shoot is some lame government propaganda campaign to boost BRAND AMERICA, I'm about 180% sure it's not gonna work.

Furthermore, from now on whenever I see an American flag, I will promptly throw up.

Your right they are douchebags, but i still think she's fine looking. Hey, why don't we do a swap for a bit? You can have Amy Crackhouse and i can have this little minx (Heidi not Pratt) I promise to send her back to you in 3 months with an inch worn off her pissflaps!..Think it over America...!

Thank you English Bob thank you ! you will do us all a favour by taking this little shit off our hands !!!!

OH AND U CAN KEEP THIS BITCH FOR GOOD !

God bless you and the states

Sincerely yours

America

@127

Dear Monty,

That flag has saved your nickers, more than you will ever know.

You should really be speaking in German anyway....

Laured Conrad is super hot, that's great news!

Have u noticed that Louis Vuitton purse in his pocket? what a fuckhead !
why does he look so dump ass !
I won't comment on the girl cause this bitch is not even worth commenting

No brain + Fine body = Pornstar

This chick was made for porn.

what bitches the both of them. I mean do they really have nothing else better to do than talk shit about Lauren! They are SO highschool. I mean grow up!

who cares? really?

Lauren is a nasty mean bitch. She needs to lay of the diet pills. In every episode she shows her true colors more and more. She is a straight up bitch. Of course she would blame heidi and spencer for her perverted sex tape. Her douchbag ex tried selling it. Im not surprised, hes a dirtbag... and would do anything for some coke and fame.
In every episode LC is either talking shit about Spencer, or being a cunt to Audrina with her new sidekick pot head smoking friend LO. LC is jealous and pissed whenever one of her friends gets a boyfriend. Watch out Lo........ I think she has lesbianic tendancies, and shes a slut who pouts whenever the world doesnt stop for her. Her game is so old... shes nothing more than a bitch ass diva who puts on a face for cameras.
I used to be all for Team LC... but ugh, the girl is such a drama queen.

No. 136.....Is that you Heidi ????

If you look at every single freakin picture Heidi takes.... her legs are crossed like that........... why the eff does she do that???!! I'm surprised she can balance herself with those huge silicon jugs!

Let's see....

Both these fucking shit stains are 1000% sure that a porn tape exists, but neither one has actually seen proof of it. Hmmm.....

I truly wish that one night soon these two fucks exit the wrong offramp and find themselves lost in South Central L.A.! To read the next day that they fell victim to the Crips or Bloods would be an early Chistmas present!

I think superficial.com was right in saying earlier that Heidi and Spencer are racist morons... They stand in front of the WHITE house waving an american flag and if you look closely, SPENCER'S GOT A BAG OF WONDER BREAD in his hands... WHITE BREAD... He is just so proud to be a cracker that I wish I may get a reverse michael jackson operation and turn myself black... What a douchebag. I wonder if he's as into the white supremicist movement as the Bush's and Hugh Heffner is.

BARF. these two need lives.

please stop please please stop

please stop please please stop

this looks like a really bad JC Penny ad.

i'm sick of seeing these two.

i HATE spencer & heidi. and can someone tell me how in the hell did they get to wherever it is they are right now... i see them on red carpets & on many talk shows now... WTH? who are they? and can they please stop claiming that the "sex tape" exists when they haven't even seen it!?! i mean, heidi was stuttering like crazy & spencer............ is spencer! c'mon now..

thank you.

Please stop posting about Heidi and Spencer. If you hate them so much, stop giving them what they want.

I really think spencer should be dating lauren...they are so much alike....every time they show heidi and spencer on the hills they are never getting along???so what gives with these photos..I think they are fake it...but I do not think spencer is all that bad.I am for team spencer..his sister is pain in the (well say neck )to nice and he surround by all those women on show,someone has to be the bad guy or fall guy.stop taking life so seriously..i thouoght sex tape was kinda funny..show couldnt get any more boring..at this point who really care about a sex tape...lauren the one who wont let go. who would want to see it any way...i doubt she that good in bed,.jason look like geek...please we aren't missing it...so shut up about alright...just make nice and be friends again...lauren is to judgmental of her friends lighten up...people make mistakes and say things they shouldn't..let go already...get over...its not perfect world and people are not perfect lauren.

all I can say is heidi try to be like pairis want abe..all of her poses are like pairis..there one were she is blowing a kiss and the way her legs are cross all the time....your not pairis ..but have one thing in common you cant sing...

All I know is that Lauren Conrad - "LC" from MTV's "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach" is the quintessential American beauty and clearly one of the classiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT LC pics at:

http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/lauren-conrad-lc.html

Cheers !