Apr 16 2008Heidi Montag on Regis & Kelly = streaming idiocy
Heidi Montag brought her funbags o' stupid onto Regis & Kelly this morning. If you love seeing interviews where Heidi is considered a legitimate human being and The Hills is touted as real, holy shit are you in luck. Topics also include Heidi's John McCain endorsement and her struggles of being a recently-named feminist icon by the New York Times. Can somebody check on Gloria Steinem and make sure her head hasn't exploded. She's okay? Digging out her sniper rifle? Bitchin'.
EDIT: Added pics of Heidi and Spencer outside ABC studios and moved the video after the jump. If it doesn't play, just refresh. I'll assume Heidi Montag pushes RedLasso's bandwidth past it's moron threshold.

Reader Comments
1. Ted from LA - April 16, 2008 1:03 PM
FIRST to say Heidi rules, you fucking stinkhole cunts
2. FRIST!!! - April 16, 2008 1:07 PM
I'm not gonna criticize anybody who publicly supports McCain over Dyke and Nig from the Treason Party.
3. mellie - April 16, 2008 1:17 PM
"Seriouly!" ?????? oh sweet god go to hell spammers...are these like real ppl who work in sweat shops or something and post these on sites??? can somebody actually tell me if these are computers or ppl doing it.....?
4. anon - April 16, 2008 1:18 PM
Someone please tell me how Heidi is a feminist icon? As if the whole "I'd rather die than be flat-chested" thing doesn't show she caters to men, right?
5. mamadough - April 16, 2008 1:18 PM
it's like skipper barbie learned to talk. now i think i'll try to melt her head off in the oven.
6. Grunion - April 16, 2008 1:23 PM
Who watches this shit? Regis is like hemroid with lips.
7. Alex - April 16, 2008 1:24 PM
The only retard I see is the idiot that failed miserably trying to embed this video on thesuperficial.com
8. Anna - April 16, 2008 1:25 PM
I can't watch the video, and I'm going crazy, can someone help me!!!
9. END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT - April 16, 2008 1:26 PM
US has 2 choices:
Vote Democrat and End the War.
Vote Republican and keep the war going that can never be won just like Vietnam.
US fought the communist in Vietman and pulled out after 50,000 Americans were killed. And guess what; US never was attacked by the communist.
The Iraq war has seriously weakened the U.S. economy, whose woes now go far beyond loose mortgage lending. You can't spend $3 trillion -- yes, $3 trillion -- on a failed war abroad and not feel the pain at home.
Why doesn't the public understand the staggering scale of our expenditures? In part because the administration talks only about the upfront costs, which are mostly handled by emergency appropriations. (Iraq funding is apparently still an emergency five years after the war began.) These costs are now running at $12 billion a month.
President Bush tried to sell the American people on the idea that we could have a war with little or no economic sacrifice. Even after the United States went to war, Bush and Congress cut taxes, especially on the rich -- even though the United States already had a massive deficit. So the war had to be funded by more borrowing. By the end of the Bush administration, the cost of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, plus the cumulative interest on the increased borrowing used to fund them, will have added about $1 trillion to the national debt.
The United States is a rich and strong country, but even rich and strong countries squander trillions of dollars at their peril. Think what a difference $3 trillion could make for so many of the United States' -- or the world's -- problems. We could have had a Marshall Plan to help desperately poor countries, winning the hearts and maybe the minds of Muslim nations now gripped by anti-Americanism. In a world with millions of illiterate children, we could have achieved literacy for all -- for less than the price of a month's combat in Iraq. We worry about China's growing influence in Africa, but the upfront cost of a month of fighting in Iraq would pay for more than doubling our annual current aid spending on Africa.
10. Anonymous - April 16, 2008 1:26 PM
Mellie #4: This is the asshole who's spamming with those dating sites:
Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405
Report his ass to whomever you can.
11. Moo - April 16, 2008 1:26 PM
it is barbie... you cant see the strings holding her up... but trust me they're there.
12. 21st century digital boy - April 16, 2008 1:29 PM
Yeah, America. This year, why not vote for McInsane, the choice of idiot blonde bimbos and the Ku Klux Klan's very own poster #2, FRIST!!!
13. Sam - April 16, 2008 1:29 PM
I hate it when the French (#10) post their views of the best way to fight (surrender).
14. Liz - April 16, 2008 1:29 PM
I like how she mentions that she tacitly suppported her douche bag boyfriend when he was spreading vicious rumors about her ex-best friend..
but you know, who cares about the details. Or the truth.
p.s. her clothing line is nasty
15. Anna - April 16, 2008 1:32 PM
I actually think that the fact that Spencer came with her to support her and stuffs is really cute and i wish her the best even if I'm team Lauren.
16. combustion8 - April 16, 2008 1:33 PM
why didnt regis ask her the question everyones dying to hear.. "So heidi, why the long face?"
17. steve - April 16, 2008 1:35 PM
Support your country! Support the troops who are fighting and dying for you every single day! Vote for ANYBODY except the gutless Democrats.
18. masterless - April 16, 2008 1:38 PM
why the long face?
19. Matt! - April 16, 2008 1:38 PM
Vote Republican if you want to give AlQaeda another base of operations in Iran just like the one we have given them in Iraq!
20. meme - April 16, 2008 1:39 PM
Oh good lord. I got a minute and a half in and it hurt my brain.
21. veggi - April 16, 2008 1:40 PM
11- How is it you know this?
22. Jamie - April 16, 2008 1:40 PM
I think it's funny how she says Lauren just woke up one morning and said I don't like your boyfriend and that was the whole problem, when in this weeks episode she is pissed b/c Spencer is taking shots with other girls! She just doesn't want to admit her "boyfriend" is scum!!! And Spencer is not there to Support her he is there hoping they will show is ugly face on camera which they did and now all is well in Heidi/spencer land!
23. Splatt! - April 16, 2008 1:40 PM
@20
another? are you serious?
24. nipolian - April 16, 2008 1:43 PM
If Regis wanted to boost ratings he should have brought Gloria Steinem onto the same show and let Heidi kick her in the nuts. Hell even I'd sit the that bullshit show to see that.
25. Give Peace a Chance - April 16, 2008 1:44 PM
It is sad how the comfortable Americans want the war in Iraq to continue. I support the troops and this is why I do not want anymore troops to die in a war that cannot be won. 4,000 + Americans have already died fighting in Iraq. The only people benefiting from this war are the companies making money off the war. The disfigured Iraq Vets that come back home are not benefiting from this war. And all the children that lost parents from the Iraq war are not benefiting from it. The US economy is in huge debt because of this war.
END THE WAR!
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
26. Splatt! - April 16, 2008 1:49 PM
All we are saaaaaaaying... is give war a chaaaaaance.
27. luna - April 16, 2008 1:51 PM
i love stupid talking about politics, like as if they know what they are talking about
they get an idea in their head and suddenly they know how to run a country
and they have all the answers
Australia no longer supports the war and are bringing their troops home
hmm i wonder why this little country did this ?
oh wait i am just another stupid person on here who acts like i know how to run the country
or am i ..
28. Superevil - April 16, 2008 1:52 PM
I love how every post about horseface Montag ends up being about politics. Is she the only celeb (and I use that term loosely) that's endorsed a candidate?
29. John Lennon - April 16, 2008 1:54 PM
-27-
US has given the Iraqi war a chance for over 5 years!
Stop the killing of the US military.
Vote Democrat!
End the War that can never be won!
30. The Laughing G-D - April 16, 2008 1:54 PM
Ron Paul...
Ron Paul...
Ron Paul...
Ron Paul...
31. Grunion - April 16, 2008 1:55 PM
"Australia no longer supports the war and are bringing their troops home
hmm i wonder why this little country did this ? "
because you elected a left wing wiener for Prime minister? That's my guess.
32. Chance - April 16, 2008 1:56 PM
Yes, that's my name. My slogan is "Give Chance A Piece".
Anyway, if you think "Dyke or Nig" (lmao@2: excellent!) will do anything substantially different in Iraq, dream on. The Democrats already have a majority now, and they could have cut off funding and forced a major drawdown of troops in Iraq. They failed, because they lack guts, pure and simple. The truth is, a respected military veteran has much better standing to call the shots, including a move to withdraw troops despite the chaos and civil war that will ensue (and be shown every day on TV). This country will permit McCain to bring home the troops despite an appearance of utter failure, but not Dyke or Nig - not if they want a second term, which of course they would. This is no time to elect a person who has been nothing more than a 100% politician his or her entire life.
33. DjRiGhThOoKs! - April 16, 2008 1:56 PM
o my god i cant believe i watched that whole thing
34. mellie - April 16, 2008 1:57 PM
@11 Anonymous i effin adore u for knowing this...but how? did u actually go to the site or something...? im afraid that if i do my computer is going to get so infested with internet herpes my boss will kill me lol...
but thanks for the info
mellie
35. nipolian - April 16, 2008 1:57 PM
I'm voting for Dennis Miller, but only if one of his campain promises is to return to Monday Night Football.
36. Claudia - April 16, 2008 1:58 PM
When the US leaves Iraq, the civil war between the Sunnis and Shites will contiune. They will eventually get tired of killing each other and try to make peace. This has happened in other countries when US pulls out after fighting and history does repeat itself. So rather than waiting until 50,000 Americans get killed in a war that cannot be won like Vietnam, it is best to pull out now and save the lives of thousands of Americans. I work in defense and I have no problem finding another job because US pulled out of Iraq.
37. Spazz - April 16, 2008 2:01 PM
Most of us come here to avoid the wannabee political asshats who think they know up from down. Keep your liberal spooge to yourself and go hug a fucking tree. I wanna make fun of this fake-tittied bitch and throw up my lunch from hearing her speak but you have ruined that for me. sniff sniff.
38. Matthew - April 16, 2008 2:04 PM
I agree with #33. If the election goes to the Democrat, four years later you'll be hearing Nig or Dyke say "We must find a way to relieve the strain on our troops while maintaining our security and our commitment to stabilizing Iraq" blah blah blah and we'll still be in Iraq. Maybe - a big maybe - Nig or Dyke would have the guts to bring the troops home NO MATTER WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES by the end of his/her/its second term as President, when there's much less concern about damaging one's political future. That's the way Nig and Dyke have operated their entire lives, and there's absolutely no reason to believe they'd change once elected. If anybody will have the guts to stand up and change course in Iraq, during a first term, and be respected rather than driven down by backlash, it's McCain.
39. Bigheadmike - April 16, 2008 2:05 PM
She is a complete waste of space.
40. Yo Momma - April 16, 2008 2:06 PM
Yuck! She's got that Jewish long face a.k.a. horse face.
41. FCS - April 16, 2008 2:13 PM
#36 you meant NOT return to MNF right? Because he was fucking horrible.
42. Political Science - April 16, 2008 2:13 PM
Please tell me of a good site where I can talk politics because the famous people here bore me.
Thanks.
43. Ghandi - April 16, 2008 2:18 PM
@39
This is what the Bush administration has brain washed the ignorant people to believe. People who do not understand war or history feel the way you do. When the US pulled out of Beruit; a civil war started and eventually the two factions fighting got tired of killing each other and made peace. History does repeat itself and this will happen in Iraq as well.
END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT!
44. Sid - April 16, 2008 2:18 PM
#39 agreed. Nig and Dyke don't have the backbone to end the war.
45. John McCain - April 16, 2008 2:19 PM
It was nice to see the balloon handler Spencer was off to the side waiting to put her back in her cage after the interview.
If this isn't an example of a failed education system, I don't know what is.
46. nipolian - April 16, 2008 2:20 PM
#42 -Nah... I mean return - I thought he was fucking hilarious - he was just a little misunderstood is all.
47. BunnyButt - April 16, 2008 2:22 PM
Holy crap, feminism's been pushed back 300 years.
48. Splatt! - April 16, 2008 2:26 PM
@44 you're pretty dumb arent you... middle east? eventual peace? yeah you must be.
49. Ted Mosby - April 16, 2008 2:27 PM
I wanted more funbags. Less gasbags.
50. Sandy - April 16, 2008 2:28 PM
#44 (Mr. Namechanger) - you always miss the point. Yeah, if you wait long enough, any war will end, even "brain washed ignorant people" know that (clearly you're an Obama supporter). #39 was saying that it's a mistaken assumption that electing a Democrat will install a President with the guts to end the war, despite how bad it will look during the INITIAL troop withdrawal (like the U.S. military was defeated by minimally armed insurgents, as can be found all around the Arab world). That has nothing to do with what will happen in the long run, and everything to do with whether or not a President would be willing to commit political suicide by standing firm even when Arab extremists are celebrating our "surrender" and "defeat" every day on Al Jazeera. There's no f'king way that Obama or Clinton would do that.
51. George - April 16, 2008 2:32 PM
@49
There will always be problems in the Middle East but eventually factions that fight against each other will tire and make peace with each other. By US staying in Iraq will only encourage more people to hate America and encourage more people to fight the American's in Iraq. But since the elite rich CEOs of American companies make billions of money off war, they can encourage the media to stand up for the war that can never be won.
52. Anonymous - April 16, 2008 2:33 PM
Mellie, DO NOT go to those sites. They are identity stealing sites. Someone else told me about this moron, I researched it, and he is the asshole who posts all those fake sites. I'm trying to figure out who to contact about it, any suggestions?
53. Dedra - April 16, 2008 2:37 PM
#51 The world will start liking America again when US leaves Iraq. Big deal if some people say the US was defeated. If saving American lives from ending a war that cannot be won means admitting defeat then so be it. War is not about ego. America fought the good fight in WWI and WW2 but the Iraq war is a war that cannot be won.
54. Scott - April 16, 2008 2:48 PM
I just sat through that whole video, and I know am dumber than I was. And that says a lot!!! I do drugs, drink a lot, watch a ton of porn, and have a Bea Arthur fetish!! I would LOVE to run over her with a back ho!!!!
55. RENEE THE CLOSET STRIPPER - April 16, 2008 2:50 PM
Also, think about how bad I,------- er, I mean ------hookers feel when some damn John busts a nut inside them and it turns out he ripped the condom off a minute earlier while you were doing reverse cowgirl. You're thinking to yourself, "Crap, I really can't afford another rug rat..."
NOT that it's ever happened to me, I'm just sayin'.
56. jzz - April 16, 2008 2:51 PM
I nominate Spencer Pratt as Douche of the year!
57. roastbeef - April 16, 2008 2:55 PM
Do these two EVER go ANYWHERE without each other?!?!? GOD they are SO ANNOYING!!!!
58. dude - April 16, 2008 2:55 PM
lovin' 11 and 14 and 18
59. Scott - April 16, 2008 2:56 PM
Also, that fuck bag boyfriend of hers!! When I see that bag-o-douche, I swear to all that is holy my blood pressure goes up!! And not in a good way like when I'm strung out!!! More of in a "I want to crush his skull with a sledge hammer" sort of way!!!
Damnit!!! Now I need to take some Valium to calm down!!!!! Some Kate Beckinsale pics would help too!!! *hint hint*
60. BleedingEars - April 16, 2008 2:59 PM
Just wondering if anyone on here is a big enough masochist to actually "click to hear Ashlee Simpson's new single"
go ahead I dare ya
61. Karen Walker - April 16, 2008 3:00 PM
#13, BTW, that is a FRIST troll, you idiot. FRIST is voting for OBAMA.
62. Auntie Kryst - April 16, 2008 3:07 PM
@36 Nip, I think you'll like this. Good Dennis Miller qoutes..
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5071000.shtml
63. Who cares about celebs anyway - April 16, 2008 3:20 PM
"Big deal if some people say the US was defeated."
The point is, the "some people" will be the American voters, and yeah, it'll be a big deal to the POLITICIAN who lives in the White House.
There's no chance the "war will be ended" by electing a new president. We're locked in by a myriad of interlocking factors, just like in any other major military conflict in modern history (especially unilateral invasions of sovereign countries). At best, we're halfway through a 10-year involvement, but 20 years is much more likely.
Don't pick a president on the basis of "ending the war" (won't happen). The biggest impact of the next president in terms of Democrat vs. Republican is how the economy is handled. Republican = stay on the sidelines and let the economy fix itself (same deal, essentially, in terms of the environment); Democrat = programs to help those who are suffering now financially, programs to promote job creation, and, just, you know, programs. To taxpayers, that will be a big and immediately noticeable difference between Dems and Repubs. It's also a rational basis for voting, instead of all the mindless emotionalism being promoted right now.
64. Spencerdumpit - April 16, 2008 3:20 PM
#11,
I live in Santa Clara Ca. It's a 5 min. ride on the freeway to this doucebags office in Mountain View. I'm gonna find out who he is, stock him till I find out his car, then scratch a dating site into his car. As for Spencer, i didn't think anyone could be more annoying then K-fag, but at least he went after someone who was way hotter and richer than he and he actually eaked out a name for himself thru Britny. This raging fag got with the nastiest guy in Hollywood, the poorest and the most hated and annoying tranny looking horse faced douche ever! Spencer it's been how long since youve been with that troll and what has it got you? You'd do better for yourself if you dumped her! You want fame and to be loved, paid, worshipped and awed by us little people, do something more deserving of it. Dump that beast and you will be awed, loved and respected. I guarentee it.
65. jlslkd - April 16, 2008 3:32 PM
#65, YOU ARE MY HERO. Be sure to get some pics of this douchebag and (hopefully) his car and/or office when you're done with it!
66. Label - April 16, 2008 3:33 PM
Heidi Montag a feminist icon? What is the world coming to when women who would rather die then not have a small bust are named feminist icons? Good job New York Times, mother fuckers - set the feminist movement back 300 years, as a few before mentioned. UGH!
67. hyper69 - April 16, 2008 3:39 PM
Why does she ALWAYS fucking smile like that? Waiting for the inevitable dick to enter her mouth?
68. Ghandi - April 16, 2008 3:46 PM
# 64
Republicans:
Give the elite 3 percent of rich Americans that make $250,000 or more a year the best tax breaks.
Continue the war and continue the huge American deficit which will eventually be 3 trillion dollars due to the Iraq war.
Continue a war that cannot be won just like the Vietnam war.
========================================
Democrats=End the war and lower the deficit.
Money that went to the war can go to programs for children, fix roads, etc.
Remove some of the great tax breaks from the rich elite 3 percent of Americans.
Improved American economy.
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69. America is Finished... - April 16, 2008 3:47 PM
...all hail the New World Order!
It doesn't matter people. "We" haven't really had a say for a long time now. You need to realize this. The oil is running out and there is nothing at all to replace it. O I L is what it is all about. OIL can't you get it through your tiny brains?
OIL
O
I
L OIL oil OIL
Don't think so? OK.
The human race is going to suffer (it has been so since the colonial era) a gigantic die-off and nothing you morons say is going to change the F A C T !
It has started. World food prices are rising rapidly. Stick around (suicide is a viable option), it is going to be very entertaining. "They" will continue to blame it all on the terrorists or commies or NAZIs or socialists or what have you. We have always had a convenient enemy. "They" called it a "percieved threat".
70. Kel - April 16, 2008 3:48 PM
GOD I hate to say this, but she doesn't seem so bad. Which is a PAINFUL admission for me, after having to look at all the stupid fake fucking pictures.
71. Anonymous - April 16, 2008 3:55 PM
#65: Please let me know how it goes with the spamming jerkoff.
72. Vote Democrat! - April 16, 2008 4:05 PM
#70
As Brazil Fills Up on Ethanol, It Weans Off Energy Imports
David Luhnow
Geraldo Samor
The Wall Street Journal, 16 January 2006
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- After nearly three decades of work, Brazil has succeeded where much of the industrialized world has failed: It has developed a cost-effective alternative to gasoline. Along with new offshore oil discoveries, that's a big reason Brazil expects to become energy independent this year.
To see how, take a look at Gildo Ferreira, a 39-year-old real-estate executive, who pulled his VW Fox into a filling station one recent afternoon. Instead of reaching for the gasoline, he spent $29 to fill up his car on ethanol made from sugar cane, an option that's available at 29,000 gas stations from Rio to the Amazon. A comparable tank of gasoline would have cost him $36. "It's cheaper and it's made here in Brazil," Mr. Ferreira says of ethanol. If the price of oil stays at current levels, he can expect to save about $350 a year.
73. Grunion - April 16, 2008 4:21 PM
#73 you know why food prices are ging sky high? Because farnmers are selling thier wheat, sugar cane ect. to energy companies at a higher price so they can make ethanol fuels instead of food companies that make bread etc. Of course more and more arable land will be used for this as farmers make greater and greater profits.
Not to mention the large amounts energy needed to turn crops into bio-fuels in the first place.
Bio-fules are definetly not the answer to anything.
74. Vote Democrat! you are a retard - April 16, 2008 4:25 PM
Talk about "a little knowledge"...
What's the flip side of your wonderful story? Gee, I wonder where they grow the sugar cane? Hmmm...hey, I know: where the fucking rainforests used to be! Do you think that turning to ethanol is greatly speeding deforestation? (hint: the answer is "yes").
The best part is that ethanol just might be the most energy-inefficient and environmentally counter-productive alternative fuel currently in existence. That's not a right-wing perspective, it's also what the environmentalists say. Good idea in theory, terrible in implementation.
Do you ever get tired of being wrong?
75. Banter - April 16, 2008 4:26 PM
74-OK Republican-Go watch some more Fox news and continue to be misguided.
76. USELESS WHORE - April 16, 2008 4:35 PM
I DON'T GET IT. IS HE HER MANAGER? I CAN'T IMAGINE WANTING TO DATE A PET ROCK. SURE YOU'D WANT TO BANG HER A FEW ZILLION TIMES BUT I'M SURE AFTER 10 MINUTES OF HEARING HER SAY "LIKE....LIKE.....ME....ME....LIKE....ME.....ME.....LIKE....MY BOOBS....LIKE..." THAT YOU WANT TO DRIVE AN ICE PICK THROUGH HER SKULL. THAT TOOL SHED SPENCER MUST BE PIMPING HER FOR THE MONEY.
77. Clinton - April 16, 2008 4:39 PM
#75
Brazil is a great example of alternative fuel sources.
Do you ever get tired of not practicing logic and critical thinking?
78. Vincent Foster - April 16, 2008 5:36 PM
#78
Yes, Amazonian deforestation is a great example of the unintended consequences of developing alternative fuel sources without regard for the global environment or total energy consumption.
Do you ever get tired of telling half-truths?
79. ph7 - April 16, 2008 5:40 PM
She's like an inflatable sex doll, only human.
80. Kennedy - April 16, 2008 5:51 PM
@@ 79
The Bush Administration has lifted important environmental laws to help Corp. American make more huge profits.
Deforestation is the conversion of forested areas to non-forest land for use such as arable land, pasture, urban use, logged area, or wasteland. Generally, the removal or destruction of significant areas of forest cover has resulted in a degraded environment with reduced biodiversity. In many countries, massive deforestation is ongoing and is shaping climate and geography.
US does not need to harm forested areas to create alternative energy.
Do you ever get tired of not practicing logic and critical thinking?
81. Harry Ballzack - April 16, 2008 6:17 PM
Heidi Montag on Regis & Kelly = streaming idiocy
What else would one expect from a streaming idiot ?
@END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT ---
U fucking Moron !! All the answers eh? Like nobody but you has ever given any of your stupid rhetoric any previous thought. You're one of a kind.... Chh
We as a free society fight communism wherever it rears its ugly head and tries to spread its tennacles of fascist ideals. (yes even Nam - I was there trying to help South Vietnam stay free. I didn't want to be there - but then again the South Vietnamese didn't want to be under "communist" rule either..... where were YOU? Whining out an essay? Still a gleam in your "FREE" daddys eye ?)
I have learned to expect nothing from someone who has never felt the pride of actually laying down their life helping their fellow HUmans. It's an remarkable feeling. (country affiliation not needed here) One you'll never feel, because you're a coward. A scared little boy offering nothing more than "lip-service."
Yep - one of a kind ....
Genius - Bush is in Iraq because he's an "Oil Man" and he just can not stand idly by now and watch another oil field go to OPEC after he spent so much of our money trying to protect it, while hiding his treacherous intentions under the guise of freedom.
@America is Finished - The human race is going to suffer (it has been so since the colonial era) a gigantic die-off
I duh-know ... We've made it THIS far after that initial massive colonial die-off don't you think ? I believe we'll get by despite people like you and the Democratic Moron (and streaming idiots of course)
82. Dear Ignorant harry #82, loser moron viet vet killer coward,etc. - April 16, 2008 6:33 PM
You were in Vietnam? If I were as old as you I would have been also? What did you accomplish there? Help kill some commies, tough guy? In the jungle in the middle of nowhere? You pussy. Why didn't we take out China while we were at it? Pussy. It was and is none of our goddamn mutherfukkkking business in the first place. Period. Why don't you help take out the Federal Reserve HERO??????????????????
Scared little boy? Say it to my face homo.
Dubya is pure evil. And you are on his side. Great and good for you dumbfuck.
Listen up asslick. There is a finite amount of energy and minerals on this planet. The technological "civilization" (there is no civility so why call it that) your dumb ass was born or hatched into, has more or less just about used up all of the easily accessible hydrocarbons already. The remainder will be costly to extract (deeper down in the earth) and are in environmentally sensistive areas (hey sissy - you aware that the Earth is important because we consume living energy from it, right?
The planet is in a mess and is going to get worse. You are aware that Sumeria died off because of thier inept agricultural practices and that part of the earth is still more or less a waste land.
The Earth is in a process of desertification as we speak. D E S E R T.
Do you understand what a desert is tough punk????
And we are figthing commies yet 24% of American retail expenditure goes to Walmart where 80% of all goods are manufactured in a dismal evil empire of human rights abuse.
God I hate talking to the very assholes that are going to be crying loudly soon enough.
Of course this old fuck wont' be around much longer at his age.
83. Kennedy - April 16, 2008 6:37 PM
#82
Dear Sir:
Thank you for your service.
My father died in the Vietnam war. Before he was killed he wrote my mom a letter saying this war cannot be won. US left Vietnam and America did not turn communist. America fought the good fight in WWI and WW2. US does not need to wait until 50,000 Americans have died in Iraq to end the war like in Vietman.
84. War is a Racket - April 16, 2008 6:57 PM
That is the title of a book by General Smedly Darlington Butler.
He was approached by Morgan and Big Business to lead a plot to overthrow FDR.
This is true.
Betcha didn't know betcha didn't know
Read it brothers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot
85. justifiable - April 16, 2008 7:18 PM
This numb cunt gives numb cunts a bad name.
86. Sid - April 16, 2008 7:42 PM
#81 - you're acting dumb on purpose, right? To be annoying? Because the point, obviously, is the FACT that Amazon rainforests in Brazil are being clearcut more rapidly than ever, to plant crops for use as biofuels. Not speculation, not political opinion, just FACT: that's where the crop expansion is taking place. That's the completely unacceptable downside of the "wonderful example" of Brazil's development of alternative fuels. These rainforests are the lungs of the planet. Their destruction is accelerating the poisoning of the atmosphere.
87. rouge - April 16, 2008 7:46 PM
fucking shut you mouth already
88. KillMONTAG - April 16, 2008 7:49 PM
UGLY SLUT
89. sharpeidude - April 16, 2008 7:53 PM
Sorry, but I could only listen to those three shitbags for about thirty seconds and that was thirty seconds too long. For those of you who are loyal fans of these douches, I can swear I saw your profiles on www.imaworthlesspieceoflunchmeat.com
90. mellie - April 16, 2008 8:03 PM
@53 Anonymous---thanks and i wont go visit them...as far as reporting them to someone, cant we just use the "contact" link on this site and perhaps they will know better who to talk to...i dont know jack about reporting internet nonsense...i just know how to complain lol
91. yall are stupid - April 16, 2008 8:03 PM
this girl is fine leave her the fuck alone damn
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93. auzzie - April 16, 2008 10:11 PM
Everything about Heidi makes me want to puke.
..the dress ? How can you look someone like that in the eye? Regis was having a very hard time.
Her 'curled' lip & 'eyebrow' arches are so strange...
The shoes? Just fucking ugly.
The adorable spot where Sphincter comes out & waves & Heidi, with a look of a woman who's thinking "I can't wait to get outta here and spank your little sphincter. grrrrrr!" That almost brought me to tears.
94. SSJPabs - April 16, 2008 10:25 PM
You know, I am into bimbos. And I mean REALLY into Bimbos... but dear God Heidi Montag is just too stupid even for me.
95. dude - April 16, 2008 11:08 PM
is it just me or is her face overly long? i mean if i saw her in a bar i would gladly take her in the bathroom but shit she doesnt look like girl that everybody should give a shit about
96. Anal Fistula - April 17, 2008 12:14 AM
if Montag is a feminist icon, then so is Ike Turner
97. MzQ - April 17, 2008 12:22 AM
DOES SHE EVEN KNOW that she's a complete and utter moron? A total tool? What a bimbo............
98. Tim Barnes - April 17, 2008 1:16 AM
I'm sick of this horse faced C, and this guy
99. leelee - April 17, 2008 1:23 AM
wait wait wait.... IS THAT A MICKEY WATCH ON SPENCER????
Also, all you people spouting your unintelligent political mantras on oil and war and "Bush lied, Kids died!" garbage, maybe you should actually read the 9/11 commission report and the very lovely Senate Reports that are available to you.
If you're research into your opinions goes no further than CNN or The New Yorker, it's time to stop talking and let the ones who've done their homework speak, k?
I don't tell me that those documents are corrupt by the "evil government machine" run my demos and repubs alike. Everyone knows your an idiot already. Stop shoving that fact in our faces.
100. heather - April 17, 2008 5:01 AM
why are people even interested in this girl...umm...who is she???
101. leelee drinks peepee - April 17, 2008 6:28 AM
First off you make it sound very sing song with your extensive rhyme of
Bush lied, kids died
That is lovely. Yeah, he lied and now we are involved in a massively war to the detriment of our country. Not to mention Hussein was a CIA assest long long ago. And also there are now 1 million dead Iraqis. And 4,ooo of our sons.
I actually read a bit of the 911 report. I own the book. I never finished it and mean to. I like the part where they mention that half the (Saudi remember, not Iraqi, you stupid whore) terrorists set off alarms as they were known risks. But that was ok. We let 'em on through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now TSA kills mothers and arrests old ladies. I worked at the airport and was continually harasses by the lovely hispanic workers. I would always tell them (I had a badge even) that I was a born AMERICAN, you know with my light eyes and hair (quite non middle eastern racially).
I personally read books and articles on the net.
And if you are so stupid (well obviously you are) as to not believe that OUR government does NOT have the interests of the common man in mind, than I suggest you are in for a rude awakening very soon.I guess you do not read a goddamn thing. OIL prices have risen markedly and now FOOD prices. There is going to be a famine very soon.
But I know. GOD and the republican party won't let that happen to YOU!
Because your are somewhat dense.
102. Sam - April 17, 2008 9:30 AM
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.You can contact her on that site.
103. $$$$$ War is Good for Multinational Corporations $$$$$ - April 17, 2008 10:22 AM
It allows the NWO to invade and set up deregulated (privatized) factories the purpose of which is resource extraction and manufacture for $$$$$$$$
Our boys kill and die and the end result is the elite get rich. Pretty simple plan.
Always been sort of like that.
Now there are no real Monarchies and all the world is governed by central bankers who make the calls of economic. This is right agreed??????
c'mon guys. We all know we are being hoodwinked by the rich and super powerful. Why allow THEM to divide us up into 2 main camps. We need to unify and rework the system.
TRUCE
Ron Paul????????????????????????????
104. deathstar - April 17, 2008 1:43 PM
@100 She is quite horse-faced isn't she?
105. nameo - April 17, 2008 3:47 PM
"bandwidth past it's moron threshold." It's "its moron threshold," genius.
106. Fasc(ion)ist(a) - April 17, 2008 9:46 PM
#17 combustion8
ROFLMAO!!! That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!