Apr 14 2008Heidi Montag fashions: For today's street whore

Heidi Montag launched her new clothing line Heidiwood over the weekend which she previously described as "fun and flirty for the everyday woman." Since I'm freaking bad to the ass, I came up with a more appropriate slogan:

Heidiwood: Clothing designed exclusively by and for the everyday skank - who loves looking classy!

Everyday skank seen here not included. Doucehole boyfriend sold separately. Heidiwood does not endorse or condone breast augmentation devices but you're pretty much super retarded and should die if you don't have them. P.S. Lauren Conrad has a smelly vagina.


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I'm gonna go have a cigarette... at least that'll have a butt... and a better figure...

she is the ugliest fucking pig monkey i have ever seen.

FIRST you sour cunts

"Ok, I've taken off those trashy clothes and I've got her naked. Now what do I do? What? WHAT? SICK! NO FUCKIN WAY!"

For all the classy Target shoppers

I know I have seen hooker walking down Sunset strip that looked better than this.

I love it....I hope her career crashes and burns after this atrocity.

She's ugly and talentless. She's proof that implants can buy a young woman anything.

i actually like some of her clothing line :-D i think its cute and a lot better than whats her name ... umm ... lauren conrad or whatever

last pic - look at Spencer's free hand. only way he can kiss her is if he distracts himself by pretending to fondle a guy's balls.

isn't there a way her parents can still have her aborted?

I would do it... and wouldn't regret it.

Spencer is a fcuking douche OMFG.

To hell with the dam spammer....

I know she's trying to drive attention away from her ugly as sin face with those clothes, but shouldn't the girl have a nicer body to dress like that? Heidi, those shorts on you scream flat booty.

She's so fucking hot

Last pic - The way her upper lip curls up prior to kissing the douchebag is exactly the way a mule's upper lip reacts when you feed them something sweet.

She has a great body, amazing legs, no cellulite. The boobs are stupid, and her face is butt ugly. She is annoying as hell and that boyfriend needs to come out already.

Oh, and she looks like a retarded prostitute.

Ladies, this is definitely not worth going lesbian for

I can't wait for their "leaked" sex video.

I would like to attend a NASCAR race with her.

If Heidi Montag was an "everyday skank" id be in heaven, real women don't look that good.

I don't care for her mouth, fake boobs, airhead, or gay boyfriend. But her candidate - McCain - is obviously the best. I hope that doesn't sound...bitter.

I now know the apocalypse is here when a useless spolied cunt with no talent and a fake body like Heidi Montag can become a "celebrity" whose political opinions based on absolute selfish self-interest and no research become newsworthy.

And McCain is a clueless geriatric whose whole campaign is centered around pissing away more money and lives in Iraq- he has no clue about the economy or the environemnt.

Great legs and stomach. Too bad about the plastic beach ball tits and COMPLETE LACK OF ASS.

Obama wins the Dem nomination.

General election:
"God Damn America" "
“For the first time in my life, I’m proud of my country"
"bitter" (stupid poor folks in small towns)

President McCain.

It's a foregone conclusion at this point, like it or not.

I for one think that Heidi should be commended for achieving such a perfect look. She is a real life Barbie Doll and everyone bad mouthing her is just plain jealous that she is so flawless. I read the comments that people make about who is too fat and who is too skinney. Well ladies and gentlemen, here is the real deal. This is the woman that every straight man in the world desires.

no no no. Not "skinney" - the nigs say it, "skinNAY". Plus you need to say bitch. Then do a gold-toothed smile at some fat ass in hooker clothes and say that's the ideal. Then go get your welfare check.

I love the glow of her skin, especially the legs, which round upward to some nice nibble-me-snack thighs. With that Zebra top and golden mane, a tail would top her off just nicely.

GRRrowl!

Randal

When are we going to see some naked-titty pics? That's all I want, I don't want to see the rest of her nude. I have very simple needs.

@#26- The stock price of adult diaper manufacturers skyrockets as McCain enters the White House.

Obama had the courage and spine to speak the truth and gets lambasted for it. Fucking right-wing media cocksuckers. McCain just wants to kill more Arabs as president- he is a senile old fuck who thinks we are back fighting in Vietnam.

Someone told this poor girl that she was special. Shame on them.

Dumb clam.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE... IF YOU'RE A MAN, YOU THINK THE SAME AS ME... HERE GOES... I'LL DISPLAY OUR THOUGHTS...DaMMMMN I WOULD FUCKIN POUND THOSE SLOPPY PINK HOLES ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! WHAT A WHORE!!! BEAUTIFUL IN THESE PHOTOS... WHATEVER ANYONES SAYIN' ABOUT THIS GIRL NOT HAVING ASS... DUMB DUMB DUMB... I WOULD TONGUE THAT FUCKING PINK LITTLE ASSHOLE MAN!!!!! RIGHT UP INSIDE IT... BABY, SHE DOES SURE SUCK AT ACTING/EVERYTHING, BUT AT LEAST SHE CAN SKANK IT UP AND MAKE MY DICK HARD, NOT THAT I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR THAT SPENCER PRATT HOMO, HE PROBABLY WAITS FOR HEIDI TO BRING HOME THE BOYS THAT WANNA NAIL HER AND THEN FORCES THEM TO FUCK HIM TOO... OUUUUUUUUUCH THERE'S A BAD THOUGHT AMONG SEVERAL PLEASANT ONES OF HEIDI'S PINK LITTLE FUCKHOLES... IM OUT..

Coffeebean, you could possibly be the smartest person in the world. But I can smell your Vag from here. Please shower.

"the courage to speak the truth" = saying out loud - WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WASN'T BEING RECORDED - the condescending elitist thoughts of liberals who hate the people of this country, but are afraid to express it publicly.

No wonder he's such a "hero" to the cowardly liberals.

man=perverted you are a fuckin genius dude... let's start a petition to get this girls clothes off and that boyfriend out the window...

@#36- Yeah, all of those corporate executives and oil men are salt-of-the-earth blue collar folks that happen to support the GOP. Give me a fucking break smegma breath.

Obama knew exactly what he was saying and did so in front of a crowd of supporters. As someoene who grew up in the Midwest I can attest to the validity of his assertions.

You are a stupid dumbass completely ignorant of the economic and social circumstances in this country. Typical ivory tower piece of shit conservative.

first

"You are a stupid dumbass completely ignorant of the economic and social circumstances in this country. Typical ivory tower piece of shit conservative."

Ahhhh yes, the voice of change, growth, peace. New solutions. A new way.

Sucker.

Like a cross between Hilary Duff and some smokin' porn whore. Keep it comin' Heidi ! The gentlemen wanna see how deep you can go.

Bill, Austin, TX

I SO WANT TO FIST HER.

This isn't the place, and I'm not into name calling, but I have to say that like it or not, the election has already been lost to John McCain. Obama is going to win the nomination eventually, but he can't even close out in his own party, and he's literally printing bumperstickers for the McCain campaign whenever he, his wife, or his Rev open their mouths. McCain just needs to keep breathing and only soil himself a few times each day between now and November and he's the next president. I can't believe the Democrats screwed the pooch already, but face it, they've already lost no matter what happens at their convention. Maybe Nader's right - if the Democrats can't win this time, and by a landslide, it's time to scrap that party and start over.

All you clowns who bash this chick wouldn't hesitate for a second to bang the shit out her if you were offered to have a night with her....f-ing morons.

I would cover her face with my baby batter.

Don't mind him, he just LOVESSSSSSS skinny girls with gay fiances.

Wow, if your a guy and you think this is an attractive girl with a hot body, you must have fond memories of secretly playing with your sister's plastic dolls. And you must be blasting some repugnant cows in real life.

Fashions for the brain dead attention hungry slut? Wow just what America needs.

I know one thing for sure - If Obama wins the Democratic nod, there will be a bleach shortage from Jacksonville to Ft Worth.

Waddya know, she's making super cheesy fake faces at the camera.
Quelle surprise.

Mmm mmm mmm Ranexio likey and has got to give dos snaps and a beso to Hidey. I jus t love twat top. She looks like a zebra, but fierce ass a tigre, and that blackend bottom is perfecto. Finlandly someone is making nice fashions for the ivoryday woman and its’ hour own Needi!

Lez’s not forgett to c omplment her full time beau and sometime man-ager, he looks handsom. Lookin sharp and sissy Meester Spendsir. That suite is a moderna day classic.

Just faecit, they area great couple. Thay are in love and the toe are good busyness persons. Tha two of yous goes girsls, kee pit reel! Mucho love for you botha.

BOWwow!

Ranexio

If Obama wins the nomination, just go ahead and disband the party. What a joke. Conditions were incredibly bad in the country when John Kerry lost, and now they're even worse - sort of like Vietnam and the Great Depression all in one. And there's no way that the Democratic candidate (Obama) will win in November. All the polls right now are utter bullshit. When it's time to vote, will Americans pick a completely inexperienced, unqualified, condescending, elitist, America-hating black man with a muslim name, over a bona fide military hero who went on to perform decades of public service? Not a chance. If you want to make an empty statement about "change" then vote for Nader. Otherwise, everybody knows - except the Democrats - that now is not the time to fuck around with serious choices for leadership.

How much more abuse can that Fraggle Rock hair take?

Ralph Nader - At least you would get the best of both canidates: a 75 year old Lebanese terrorist - perfect!

shut the fuck up with the political stuff, this is a gossiup site, not McNeil lehrer

BORING

anyway - she is UGLY

Take away the fact that Heidi is as plastic as the bumpers on my car and if you could find a way for her to keep her mouth shut, she is do able..

Cant stand Heidi or her stupid clothes. Im glad I am not the only on who thinks she is stupid.

I cannot put down this female because she obviously knows when to push herself from the plate; unlike fat ass Kim Kardaskank lol!

She clearly has the intelligence of a half-dead, oxygen-deprived gnat with learning difficulties, and would beat the as-yet undefeated champion Paris Hilton in a Waste of Space contest, but I am *quite* jealous of her legs, Louboutins, and money. *sigh*

Good God! I don't care if this chick is dumb as a bulb. I'd love to see her and John McCain's teenage daughter getting it on in the shower!

heidi's sexy!

i love how every time we get a new heidi montag post it eventually becomes a candidate debate.

#62

This is a critical presidential election. The way we vote decides if US is going to continue fighting a war that cannot be won or not.


END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT.

@63 It can be won. It is just that the pussys in DC will not do what it takes to win the war. They don't want the media talking bad about them..

@65 No, she just blows strangers on Santa Monica Blvd..

I can picture Clooney's woman wearing an outfit like that. God I love whores.

All you people dissing her looks are just jealous. She's hot and you know it.

Fuck yeah Heidi. You are already dressed for the show, let's go. Priest rulez!

How the fuck did this get turned into a politics topic again? While I will admit that most of my fellow Americans are half-retarded I HOPE they're not stupid enough to vote Bush 2.0. Like it or not get used to hearing President Obama.

Oh, and fuck this ugly skank. Give me more Audrina Patridge

Hey inbred Jimbo @#64, go get off your fat white trash ass and get to Iraq you fucking pussy Chickenhawk.

OK PEOPLE ILL SAY ONCE. I'M SURE A LOT OF GUYS WOULDN'T KICK THIS SKANK OUT OF BED. BUT AFTER POKIN HER A COUPLE OF TIMES I GARENTEE SHE WOULD DEFINETTLY BE SENT HOME FOR GOOD! ON TO THE NEXT SKANK. KIM? WHERE ARE YOU? ALREADY GAVE PARIS HERPES.

That skank's 15 minutes cannot be over soon enough.

oh man yes, I would totally bitch slap that dofus Spencer off the stage and f$@k Heidi hard right then and there on the walk way..

http://blog.vh1.com/2008-04-14/heidi-now-you-too-can-dress-skanky/

I like how the VH1 blog is pretty much copying your articles

Listen up brothers. Our world as we remember it is coming to an end. The age of cheap oil is over. Food prices are going to continue to skyrocket and the world's poor are going to starve. There are going to be more poor people and the middle class is doomed. We are going to be living in a state of emergency before very long. Oil = energy. No oil = no life.
We (the rich,elitist rulers) have squandered the easy hydrocarbons in a flurry. 80% of our ancient massive trees are gone. After the oil is unaffordable (how's it for ya now?) the food will follow. We will (the majority of us, the poor) then begin to ration ourselves and eat simply. The local trees will fall for firewood, just as they always have.
Problem (without a solution) is the world can no longer sustain billions of humans without the A R T I F I C I A L stimulation of relatively cheap hydrocarbons and the entropic extraction/devastation inherent in the chemical industrial exploitation of the world's mineral "resources".
The planet is toxic.
And for you undereducated : the world is going to lose fresh water and the seas will rise and we will lose prime agricultural land. I hear the propagandists like Limbaugh and Beck saying things like "there will be more land exposed and the world being warm is a good thing and we have gone through cycles where the earth was hotter". And indeed it was hotter. That does not sound like a good thing to me. Less forest and fresh water and more heat does not sound sustainable for our specie, and by that I am well aware that the elite will, as they always do, persevere.
Man as a specie will thrive. There are just going to be a lot fewer specimens.

So yeah, go ahead and vote for whomever you wish. We have 3 terrible choices:
1) An inexperienced maverik of sorts. Wishful thinking. Do you think the powers that be will allow this guy to implement any racical changes?
2) Bilderberger Walmart Lobbyist Lady.
3) Crook (S&L scandal)

Time to die

VOTE DEMOCRAT, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. HOW WOULD BILLARY OR OSAMA END WAR??!?!?!?! REALLY... THEY BOTH OPERATE ON A PRE-EMPTIVE WAR STRATEGY THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION! AND THERE'S A REASON WHY JOHN MCCAIN, HILARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA CAN'T SAVE SHIT AND DON'T BELIVE IN ANY CHANGE WHATSOEVER... THEY ARE ALL "REPUBLICRATS" WHO SERVE THE NEW WORLD ORDER ON THE COUNCIL ON FORIEGN RELATIONS. THEY ARE SMOKE AND MIRRORS. THE BEST THING AMERICA COULD EVER DO BUT COMPLETELY LACKS THE FUCKING BALLS IS TO IMPEACH THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION... HOLD A PROPER INVESTIGATION INTO THE EVENTS OF 9/11... OVERTHROW THE FEDERAL RESERVE AND RETURN TO THE GOLD STANDARD, THEN PROBABLY FLUSH ALL THE CORPORATE ENTERTAINMENT HOLLYWOOD A LIST BULLSHIT DOWN THE TOILET... INCLUDING THIS SITE... BUT HERE WE ARE... AMERICA WANTS MORE... ANOTHER PARIS HILTON... ANOTHER WHORE ON THE SHORE... I'LL BE RIGHT THERE TO REMIND YOU. IN CASE YOU'RE CURIOUS, I AM THE antixrist AND I WILL SEE YOU INTO THE END. I BEAR THE MARK. 06/16/86.

"racical changes"

That, my friend, was a classic slip.

I am with you brother

She's freaking hot....I love her, Heidi you're my hero!

Great legs, great ass, great fake tits, whore. Four things in her favor in my book. I'm with #34 and #37.

Vote Democrat? This is no time to put the country in the hands of a bunch of spineless he-bitches.

Which is it you characters prefer, capitalism or democracy? The rights of the corporation or the individual? Have any of you bothered to read the history of this country and how our rights are being subverted by a judiciary that serves the purposes of the rich?
It doesn't matter as I fear it is long too late anyway.
Suffer losers

#77. racical/radical typographical slip aside, i wholeheartedly agree. we're fucked beyond all ability to reverse or repair at this point. we the American Nation have led the world to the very brink of the Great Toilet Flush. we have done and will do nothing to attempt to slow it down (significantly, that is). we won't even apologize. i think, if the universe is lucky, it will go down in a way that reduces or wipes out humans without rendering the planet unable to support life. maybe SOME kind of worthwhile consciousness could still have a chance to survive that way.

also, why do political discussions always deteriorate almost immediately deteriorate into name calling and insults? if your information is good, shouldn't it speak for itself without resorting to unnecessary character attacks? it's like listening to drunken sports jerks at closing time. sheesh.

PS heidi, next time you show up to launch a product with your name on it will you at LEAST get a professional-ish person to do your hair or something? it's like the hair of a barbie doll that's been under some kid's bed for like two years

#77. racical/radical typographical slip aside, i wholeheartedly agree. we're fucked beyond all ability to reverse or repair at this point. we the American Nation have led the world to the very brink of the Great Toilet Flush. we have done and will do nothing to attempt to slow it down (significantly, that is). we won't even apologize. i think, if the universe is lucky, it will go down in a way that reduces or wipes out humans without rendering the planet unable to support life. maybe SOME kind of worthwhile consciousness could still have a chance to evolve that way.

also, why do political discussions always deteriorate almost immediately into name calling and insults? if your information is good, shouldn't it speak for itself without resorting to unnecessary character attacks? it's like listening to drunken sports jerks at closing time. sheesh.

PS heidi, next time you show up to launch a product with your name on it will you at LEAST get a professional-ish person to do your hair or something? it's like the hair of a barbie doll that's been under some kid's bed for like two years

#3,
Not me and I hate having an unfunny troll. I seldom use the word cunt unless it fits (see Oprah and Kirstie Alley).

Yikes Ted - we seem to be invaded here with newcomers ripe with political 'analysis.'
Like WOW - Guys/gals ! Welcome to the site !
( Oh, by the way, Obama ' Billary' and McCain fans/shills - 9/11 was an inside job and the world is starting to ask a few questions...
just in case someone should ask) (etc,,)

I AM WITH # 78. WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FEDERAL RESERVE. THE TIME FOR A REVOLUTION IS NOW!!!!AND IT IS VERY POSSIBLE TO START A REVOLUTION BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL INTERNET. LET US STAND TOGETHER AND FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!

So... #36, 40,43, 52,63, 83 Etc, You... maybe, American ? Or Americano ?
Cliff Notes : I always liked the O - 69 .
Knee Ya Ha Ha : (Settle down Cliff). Inside job - those numbers up there ?
Can you explain again for us all 'free fall collapse speed' though undamaged steel structure ?
Just one more time...
And you still don't give a shit ?
(And in related news.Heidi - keep working out - things are going great)

i'd like to boil her alive and dip french fries in her blood.

whata ho.

Look Knee - you've been a bit 'Lax' and tardy with the comments lately - and I'm suddenly finding this 'catska' guy/gal much more relevant.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Don't worry. Sorry about that - Monday/Tuesday is Bowling night - give or take a time zone.

Great analysis of H2O conversion #91.
Inside job ?

i like the shoes but she is not worthy of wearing LV

Good point Luna.
The shoes work - No problem there. But,really. who she ?
I mean this woman must really be back by the right pea-pole ! No ?
Over here at ChungKing Mansions pea-pole having a bit more of problem with the '9/11 Inside job' thing. 'Frank' from 16th floor watch a lot of movies and always talk about it.
Frank from 16th Floor : 9/11 was an inside job.

What a bunch of fucking liars. Any male saying they would not take a shot at that, given the chance, is not not a heterosexual. It's that fucking simple.

Uhhhhhhhhh.............who the fuck is this gal?

I thought it was a time-warped and plastic enhanced Tara Reid for a minute.

Then I realized the obvious: It is Nobody.

Hmmmmm........time for us to break out the inflatable women, they are more real, plus, China is using lead paint now, so we can get FUCKING crazy!

Before I forget, that gal is like Amy Whinehouse, all the muscle tone of a bucket of used lard. Here's to hoping her brain isn't suffering the same atrophy as the rest of her.

Someone remind these skanks that real sunlight might help them.

Oh, and I am not racist, I believe everyone should own at least one slave.
After all, THAT is real equality...........vote Repub!
Screw the Demo-tards........you want a bitch as fucked up as THIS one running your country?
You want a black dude that I am more blacker than, even though I am white?

Shit, you get what you pay for my friends, and if you buy what THOSE piss ignorant freaks are selling, more power to you. I will make sure to lock my door when the shooting starts. FUCK YOU BUDDY!

Great analysis 'Internet Tough guy'.
No offense - but did you just basically give up on the 'handle' as they say in the industry ?
Inside job ?
Cliff Notes : My guess is the guy will say 'no' Knee.

Well. 'King Wang' and 'Internet Tough guy' - Welcome to the site .
Inside job ?

That's what I thought 'cool' - But then reality took over and I decided to do some spring cleaning....

Now non-celebrities have 'celebrity clothing lines'. The crap's fugly and a half, nothing different than we've all seen before. BTW I don't know if Lauren Conrad has a smelly vagina but I understand she has a wide gaping cooch with an enlarged clitoris.

PS: But she sucks a mean pole holla Lauren!

So Da Man - Inside job ?
Cliff Notes : And , Da Man - welcome to the site - quite a few links ago we had a question from 'Frist' -our good friend from the Pacific Northwest - somewhere near Spokane Washington.
It was 'What is a hill ?'
Binky : No it was what was a 'shill '. You've just screwed up this whole comment you fucking moron.
Cliff Notes : Oh.

What you are saying Da Man, is that she has a bigger Dick than you.

If you are NOT saying that..........well, skank is, as gapped out skank does.

I still don't know who this gal is. Kind of like the Victorian Secret biatches.
I watch the commercials, and almost have time to whip it out in the 30 seconds.

Then I can't make it fast enough, and then remember they are skanks.

I then go watch CNN Headline News, and choke the chicken to the continuing downward spiral on the Pyramid Scheme called "Sub Prime". Not to mention that last blast when Intel stocks go up a nickel........

Not a better day to be American. I got to lose my house, and rope the mule to a chick I never heard of, that has as much fashion sense as a retarded Spider Monkey. Most likely, she would qualify for those "special" classes I keep hearing about for "special" people..........like my Congressman.

Sorry, been around for a while, off and on. I can't handle not using "Free Speech", and watching nameless hacks like MTV and Fox News try to make celebrities out of people nobody gives a shit about......

Anyone remember that show Roseanne? This bitch looks like the white-trash friend Crystal!! Man chin and all!!

So - 104, 105
We all know you're shills - but welcome to the site anyway.
And you seem to be deliberately avoiding the question, much like ALL the American presidential candidates......
(Cliff Notes : Maybe not Nader.)
Inside job ?

#81 Great legs, great ass, great fake tits, whore. yes, nobody can deny it after you saw the nude photos of her at naturistlive.com. She is seeking a man. that is told in her profile at that web.

As shills go - I think this #96 'Internet Tough guy' should probably get back to flippin' the burgers. He's been spotted.
Binky: I'm afraid you're going to go elitist on us Cliff. Get grounded.

Ghost of Arthur C.Clarke : I didn't even have a fucking robot - You loser civilization.. I'm out of here. Finally. But what was that last thing you said there? A little while back. It was an inside what ?
Cliff Notes : Job

she is a cheap whore !

Uhhhhhh.............I do believe your "Alien Thought Reading" helmets are over there in the corner where you left them, with the rest of the tinfoil......

Anywho- None of the above.

I consider this current presidential election (which has exactly jack shit to do with anything about this article) to be a Grand Celestial Joke.

In short version: We are fucked, no matter who we get.

I can't even vote for the lesser of the 3 retards, because each are equally retarded. I will vote for Nader when that funky ass plague/flu hits us, and we are down the entire government. Even then, out of 22 votes, and him being the sole candidate, there will be some write-ins I am betting.

As for the others- McCain, because he is a vet like I am. Most definitely not because of anything else, that's for damned sure.

The Dems are weak, and stupid, as usual. I am a registered Dem. Haven't voted but ONCE as a Dem (in the generals). The Elephants are not much better.

I was considering petitioning to bring back the Whigs, but fuck it, we got enough nutcase Indy's out there to make up for it.

Normal ain't so damned normal no more. The only inside job I know of is most likely the assassination attempts that will occur slightly after elections are held.......

Well she's for McCain Kev - and never registered to vote.
Who were you expecting ? - Mother Theresa ?

Hasn't this trashy outfit been done a million times?

Oh - we have a live one !!!
#111 you seem like a real 'intellectual'.
How about 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure'
Stand down of Norad. Molten Metal in the ruins. Bush and Chaney refuse to testify under oath. Building seven. 'My pet goat' that type of thing.
Comments ?

#111's "Alien Thought Reading" helmets are over there in the corner where you left them, with the rest of the tinfoil...."
{Careful Knee - You could be dealing with a professional comedian here. Or some sort of psycho. I'd maybe counter quietly with a "Ha Ha -Very Funny" and then maybe mention , well I don't know...
maybe 'reality' would be a good counter to bring in at this point)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Tanx for the 'head up' Cliff - previously Frank from 16th floor and I always thought you a bit of an asshole. (No offense)

...and FEMA!
Can't you guys see that the "patriotism - if attacking innocent people and killing and stealing and destroying the weak is considered so - of the right is being used to drum up support for fascism? Are you guys not aware that major industrialists profit handsomely through war profits? While our sons are mutilated? And the agenda of the New World Order is being enacted. We are all being ensnared. What good has NAFTA been for this country other than rich shareholders in major corporations?
Federal Reserve. Look that one up. Think that they have your interests in mind? And while the poor suffer during cyclical recessions and lose their asses, how do the elite bankers fare?

And why can't the left and right unite as one for a real change in this country. A brand new united party with the interests of the American people in mind? Not the fat cat politician's agendas - which is increasing the legalities of every sinister ploy of Big Business.

United we Stand and you know the rest.
Fuck the 3 candidates. Ron Paul was the best thing we had.

Damn, I didnt know Heidi was so into politics and propaganda.
It must be the shoes.....

I would absolutely love to lick her asshole and have those smooth butt cheeks smother my face.

She and Kim Kardasian and Paris Hilton all boggle the mind...

.. celebrity has become, in and of itself, a viable career path. I think these are literally the first people to be famous for being famous. I wonder what portion of their income comes from selling their pics to the press.

I am sorry, Mr. Superficial, but I think Heidi is fuckin' hot. Unfortunately she is with a BIG-TIME douche-aholic. Tell me you wouldn't hit that.

1...2...3...annnnnddd....CLENCH!

come on,i guess most american girls can only dream legs like these...

I don't know who the he11 she is or what show she's on, but that second picture makes it move.

yeah that`s all good.
but i would find it cooler if stars had like a live backstage channel like this one:

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/18531-thisis50com

check it out, it`s da bomb !!!

yeah that`s all good.
but i would find it cooler if stars had like a live backstage channel like this one:

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/18531-thisis50com

check it out, it`s da bomb !!!

She's definitely doable.

I'd just hate to have to talk to her after I do her.

i dont get it, why is EVERY picture from her fashion show of HER?? in the same outfit?? and why are they having a fashion show for like 5 peices of clothing. i admit, i looked up the shit because i was like 'i thought that chick was skanky, who would wanna dress like that?" sure enough, i looked, and there were about 7 articles of clothing, all of which look like they were worn by that chick in highschool who everyone strongly suspected was touched by her daddy

And all this..........................................................ON TUESDAY!!

"What a bunch of fucking liars. Any male saying they would not take a shot at that, given the chance, is not not a heterosexual. It's that fucking simple. "

I'd take shot at that. perferably with a .306 but a shotgun would work too.

Those clothes make her look smart.

They practicaly scream "respect me for my mind"

One other thing... where's her belly button? Is she pod-grown or something?

His "facial hair" makes him look like that albino Powder. Whats the point of growing it out if you can't even see it.

Binky,
This is some of your best work to date. Congratulations.

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.She is also on "SeekingRich.com",there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on that website.

#117

I agree but we need to vote Democrat to end the war that cannot be won.

I work in defense and if ending the war means I need to find another job then so be it.

LET'S BACKTRACK TO 2004. THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY RESTS UPON TWO PARTIES AS USUAL... DEM. JOHN KERRY, REP. GEORGE W. BUSH... THE NOMINATION GOES TO BUSH! IT DOESN'T MATTER THOUGH BECAUSE THEY BOTH LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE. YOUR PRESIDENT IS NOT FROM TEXAS, HE'S NOT REALLY STUPID EITHER, THAT IS A BIG ACT/LIE. HE'S A BLUE-BLOOD FROM NEW ENGLAND... HE'S ACTUALLY JOHN KERRY'S COUSIN... HOW ABOUT THAT??? TWO COUSINS LEADING THE TWO POLITICAL PARTIES OF AMERICA... SOUNDS LIKE DEMOCRACY DON'T IT? ANYONE WHO DOES SOME RESEARCH ON BUSH WILL FIND HE'S ACTUALLY ALSO RELATED TO FACISTS LIKE THE QUEEN AND "ROYAL FAMILY", CHARLAMAGNE... AND SEVERAL OTHER PROMINANT SOCIAL FIGURES LIKE HUGH HEFFNER. HE AND KERRY WERE ALSO MEMBERS OF A YALE SECRET SOCIETY CALLED 'THE SKULL AND BONES' WHICH ORIGINALLY WAS CREATED WITH THE INTENT OF OVERTHROWING THE U.S. GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE IN 1832. IT'S AN ELITIST ORGANIZATION THAT CONTINUES TO MEET EVERY YEAR IN RED WOOD CITY,CA AT THE BOHEMIAN GROVE. SEVERAL MEMBERS ARE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS BECAUSE THERE REALLY IS NO DIFFERENCE, THEY WORK COLLECTIVELY THROUGH PERCEIVED "REVOLUTIONS" FROM ONE PARTY TO THE OTHER. RALPH NADER, MICHAEL MOORE, LOU DOBBS, AND NOAM CHOMSKY ARE ALL SUPPOSED "LIBERATORS" WHO TAKE THERE ORDERS FROM THE NEW WORLD ORDER LIKE BUSH AND THE DEMOCRATS AS WELL. VOTING FOR THESE PARTIES WILL NOT BRING YOU ANY FREEDOM WHATSOEVER. I HAVE TWO VIDEOS YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT... PLEASE BE REMINDED THAT THIS PROCESS HAS ALREADY STARTED.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pUogbYkoHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a9Syi12RJo

06/16/86

she's obviously got her finger on the pulse of the "everyday woman."

That's the way John McCain likes his trollops...

Am I the only person that can not stand this chick? Seiruosly, she has a horse face.

Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She does not have any business singing much less designing so called clothes. I am so tired of seeing her and her boy toy (as long as you are in the spot light and making a fool of yourself, I will be with you) on the internet. I would rather look at the weather than read anymore of them and their rediculous endeavers.

NWO babies! It's been all over since NAFTA

Why does this site keep posting Heidi Montag shit even tho it claims to hate her? Kinda seems to me like someone is trying to put her "on top". Fuck the stupid chicks on this site who bitch out every woman that paparatzis photograph and the stupid dudes who put these REGULAR CHICKS up on a fucking pedistal... Yea she's hot, but dude, stroll down the street, you'll find plenty of hot women to chat with... Fuckin' sick of this facebook generation spending all it's time objectifying hate and lust on people they'll never know/meet... wake the fuck up people, you have a life to live already. 06/16/86 i hear ya about the nWo bro... that skull n bonez video openned my eyes boy.

I would still not hesitate to fuck that slut 7 ways to Sunday! Actually what she needs is one in each orifice all night long...then we'll she how much slutty posing she does! Bend over Heidi here I COME

Learn something about guys here ladies, they don't care what clothes you wear or whether your roots are showing... We like girls that are total fucking pigs!!! The dirtiest hottest little things that know how to do us how we like it... Not some supermodel perfect girl to lay there and think she doesn't have to talk dirty and be slutty for us because she looks so "good". Take a look at porn movies, guys don't want a "perfect" face, they want a cute little fuck slut to treat them right... That being said, all you women who sit here and bitch and complain because Paris Hilton is this and that better than you GET A CLUE... YOU CAN DO IT TOO... GET OUT THERE, MEN WILL WANNA FILL YOUR HOLES!!! I GUARENTEE IT... OUR STANDARDS ARE NOT HIGH. OUR GENETIX ARE PROGRAMED THAT WAY. By the way, I think this chick's face is fucking gorgeous and NY ted's got the right idea in getting all those heidi holes some a little of our heidiwood... DAMN SHE'D LOOK SWEET BEING GANGED.

WTF. Check out this hilarious vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1UXIBxjmOY

Cat, we really gotta work on your definition of hilarious.

If anyone talk to her, tell her I have $10 and a huge bag of stupid for her. That should at least get me a handjob and three punches to her face.

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Damn Heidi!!! I love every inch. I would love to get that.

Ugly face, tolerable body (her plastic surgeon should switch to podiatry where nobody can see his work) - and her "boy"friend (who I still think engages is boy ass rapery and uses her as some sort of a front to show that he is "straight" - yeeeaaah, right) is a spoiled, hasn't-hit-puberty yet, snotty, p-whipped, pompous pretty boy who is probably some priest's bitch on a regular basis - I hate people born into money with no redeeming quality other than to be able to name the designers in their closets. Get a f-ing job, volunteer, donate time/blood/money - learn from our men and women in the military you vapid, useless, tacky, tasteless, uneducated, shallow, appearance whores!

she may be stupid, she may be talentless, I don't know, I have no ideea who she is. but, damn! she is fucking hot!!! now that's what a woman is supposed to look like.

All I can say is this, will someone make that idiot close her mouth, every picture you see, she has her mouth open. She thinks that's a sexy look, but what it really looks like is the village idiot, sitting on a pile of horse poop, drooling from her mouth, waiting for her weekly bucket of fish heads.

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