Apr 7 2008Heidi Montag isn't registered to vote (GASP!)

Sideboob!

ACK! that face

dumb@ss

go away already

I like her

Does anyone really want this dip shit to vote? The world is a better place with her voting..

mmm, i want to jerk off on her feet for some reason

"no one named "Heidi Montag" exists in the database of registered voters"

Side issue (to go along with the side boob). The larger fact is that no one named "Heidi Montag" exists. Period.

It was all a figment of John McCain's viagra-fevered imagination.

lol!

It figures!

Fake tits? Fake Show? Hmmmm, perhaps she has a fake name too.....

"At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named "Heidi Montag" exists in the database of registered voters."

The whole thing supports my theory that she wouldn't be missed if she faked her own death.

In her defense, she didn't realize women had the right to vote.

What is this world coming to? They cared enough to actually check.

I'm going for a stroll to the top of the Sears Tower now, anyone care to join?

The American people don't need to listen to and idiot to make idiotic decisions on their own come election time, hence George Bush X 2 and god only knows what moronic candidate they'll elect this year. I'm sure half the population is upset that George Bush's half retarded brother Elmer Bush isn't running. Oh well, thats what makes Americans so lovable is how their so completely oblivious to whats going on around them not to mention having the attention span of a 12 year old kid who just ate 30 sugar packets and has ADD. Only took 50 percent of the population 6 or 7 years to realize theres something fishy about the "official" 9/11 report. The other half still thinks theres WMD's in Iraq and Iraq was the main reason 9/11 happened.

I think the scariest part is your high school drop out rate being 50 percent which means in another 5-10 years, your population is going to be even more impressive.

God Bless you America and God save the rest of us that have to deal with your corrupt government while you the lot of you live in ignorance.

I heard she wants to be a veterinarian becuase she loves children. True story.

McCain was a seaman, and as one who served in the Navy, he endorsed Heidies boyount boobs

You say fake tits like it's a bad thing ...

@13

try taking a laxative... it may help.

to start, this is SUUUUUUUCH a bad take! i mean, her boob just can't get any faker. And i dont know what the fuck is going on with these hideous pijama-like mini dresses that american girls are going so crazy about!...ok some of them cute, but come on, now they all look like uniformed. I dont think its that hot down in L.A. pff.

In my opinion, heidi has worn the ugliest ones i have seen this far. This one for example looks cheap cheap cheap! like a green pikachu; lingerie meets chinese mass production.

See? The Republicans are in real trouble in this election. All the Republican boobs SAY they support McCain, but in reality they're not going to vote at all.

I'm not registered to vote either, but it's only because I'm a felon.

What's her excuse?

Didn't see this one coming...
....
Oh well - she can probably still get a job as a political analyst on one of the News Channels.

Madonna did the same thing a few election seasons ago before she moved to Britian. She was making PSA announcements about voting without ever having bothered to - you know - actaully register. At least Madonna is a real star. This broad is just another fly-by-night semen holder with no talent.

Anyone know what name is she running under at the Kentucky derby?

@1

I've never seen one comment speak for so many different people viewing the same picture.

@16

You say he said fake tits like its a bad thing like its a bad thing. Fake tits are hard and misshapen, rather than their soft, supple, and otherwise more fun counterparts.

You can't even squeeze fake tits due to the fact that they might break.

Why the fuck are the The Hills bitches famous? What have they ever even done? Seiously, I am so damn sick of all of them.

I would like to motorboat her.

#13 - speaking on behalf of ALL Americans, I don't care whether there was a factual basis for the invasion of Iraq or the war on terror in general. I'm just happy that decades of bullshit pansy-assed "diplomacy" we're finally killing a shitload of Arabs. They had it coming.

Shep, can I have your babies?

it looks like her dress is from forever 21, or some other cheap ass place. seriously. at least PRETEND like you have money, you pathetic slut.

If all the blacks can vote Obama and claim it's not because he's black, then why can't blonde airheads say they're going to vote McCain and not even be registered? Americans are the biggest suckers in the whole wide world, so what else is new?

Okay, let's get this out...currently, she's a hypocrite. Not exclusively for this but for all of her ridiculous comments and fake photo ops, etc.
However, isn't it invasion of privacy to see if someone is registered to vote and, how do we know she doesn't plan on registering this year to vote because, heaven forbid, she is actually *passionate* about a candidate. It is every american's right to vote...or not vote. Although, I bet after this post, just to save face, she will be off to the DMV to make a public display out of registering to vote.

#27, everyone.............. I rest my case. Unless you're trying to make the Americans look even worse by looking even more incredibly ignorant then I was suggesting in my first post. If so, well played my friend, well played.

The blacks vote for Obama because they think he'll increase welfare payments and end all those racist "work for pay" programs. Like any other group, they look at what the majority of their people are like, and then support the candidate that would help them most. It's no different from the lesbians who support Hillary, or the prostates who support McCain.

That nasty dress and her horse face make me want to gouge my eyes out with rusty forks.

#31 - nope. Your vote is private, your registration to vote isn't. And I bet Fakey McHardtits has never registered to vote, so that's why she really really really needs to shut up about politics. That, and closing her mouth might help with moderating this unseasonable weather we've been having...

#28 wasn't me, but wasn't bad for a troll.
I'd need more personal info though. And no smokers

I SWEAR .. that if I see this person on the street I'll throw something to her. She is SICK! She is ugghhhh.. Nasty... How could you live that way? Eww....

#35- Ah, good to know. Is it just a yes or no access to voter registration then?
Also, she probably never thought it was important to vote but, I do know people who have every right to express their political opinions that *choose* not to vote. Perfect example- you have opinions about politics but your opinions about the candidates make you feel that you cannot consciously vote for any of the candidates. However, I am pretty sure this is not true in her case.

Seriously, I have no idea who the hell this stupid bitch is or why the fuck she is famous. Is this what it's come to?! A pair of tits makes you famous? Fuck, you guys should start trolling my neighbor. He's blonde and has a real nice set of man boobs going on. Let's start being a little more selective with regard to whom we actually find media-worthy, shall we? ALSO: As far as the registering to vote thing is concerned, she is just about out of time...

Her fake rack makes me yearn for the real funbags that are Posh Spice's pride and joy.....

#11 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She has such silly cones.

GET IT?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

no.

"Shep" sweetie, we've got the guns and we've got the guts to use them. I know that makes you feel all faint and swoony. It's ok, you just lie down (a familiar position) and we'll do the work that needs to be done.

Hey Shep,
Even funnier than your idiocy is how you insult America's dropout rate, while at the same time, you can't even put together a complete sentence. Get educated before you try to belittle those who aren't (in your warped little mind.) In case you're wondering what I mean:

"Unless you're trying to make the Americans look even worse by looking even more incredibly ignorant then I was suggesting in my first post."

This is what is commonly called a "sentence fragment." Until you can use the English language correctly, no one but your fellow lunatics will take you seriously. Just some friendly advice. Oh, and please - stay out of our country. According to you, we already have enough morons walking around.

I'd still bend her over and fuck her 7 ways till Sunday for my country!!!

See how patrotic I am...???

In fairness, she made all her political comments after meeting the McCains and after taking a pill that Mrs. McCain handed to her. It was an Oxycontin, still warm from the hand of the terminally ill patient that Mrs. McCain pried it from. AND SHE NEVER STOPPED SMILING! God, I love the McCains.

"Recent national polls have shown voters choosing McCain by large margins over Clinton and Obama as the candidate most capable of handling the war. A recent Gallup poll showed McCain favored on Iraq over Clinton and Obama by identical 54-to-40 margins. A Los Angeles Times poll had McCain over Clinton on the war by 51 to 35, and Obama by 47 to34."

...reality follows...

"Speaking to reporters in Amman, the Jordanian capital, McCain said he and two Senate colleagues traveling with him continue to be concerned about Iranian operatives “taking al-Qaeda into Iran, training them and sending them back.” Pressed to elaborate, McCain said it was “common knowledge and has been reported in the media that al-Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran, that’s well known. And it’s unfortunate.” A few moments later, Sen. Joseph Lieberman, standing just behind McCain, stepped forward and whispered in the presidential candidate’s ear. McCain then said: “I’m sorry, the Iranians are training extremists, not al-Qaeda.”"

Iran is predominantly Shiite, and they're helping the Shiites in Iraq in the undeclared civil war. Al-Qaeda in Iraq belong to the other side in the civil war, the Sunni.

It's sort of an important thing to know.

@11 Goddamn Ted that was funny.. The Clooney joke in the last post had me cracking up, but that topped it.

To the topic, now that this story is out who thinks she will immediately register to vote? If not to fulfill her civic duty but to score more fake publicity shots of her and Spencer (Yo Spence Douchefucker) having a great time at the polling booths. Damn, I hope they wear the bunny ears.

Hey #13, watch your fucking communist mouth! George W. Bush is the U-NI-TER and not the DEE-VI-DER. He's the bestest president this country ever had or will have again! Wow....me thinks I love Michelle Obama.

Spencer said he registered to vote already, and he's voting for Obama because he's always wanted to know what it'd be like to be under a black man.

#42 so did Hitler when he attacked countries and invaded countries he had no business in. I guess since Hitler had the guns and guts, it made it alright then. Ok then, gotcha, thanks ;)

#43, wow, impressive. You picked apart some of my grammar on an informal blog. WOW, you are a genius. Take a bow Socrates and try to take it easy on us far inferior peasants of the English language. I feel so inspired to be in the presence of such knowledge or........ Here's an idea. How about you pick apart my ideas instead of my grammar on a blog. Oh I forgot, you'd actually need a mind of your own instead of your English for dummies book you picked up at your local book store. My advice, take it back, because it isn't making you anymore intelligent. Use that 4.99 to pick up a book that might enlighten you to whats going on around you instead of what your local government funded news station tells you.

If you motorboated her "tits" you'd only end up with a bruised face.

This makes me feel ashamed but I would like to be her on call penis...

Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies) is an adage formulated by Mike Godwin in 1990. The law states:

"As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

Godwin's Law is often cited in online discussions as a caution against the use of inflammatory rhetoric or exaggerated comparisons.

You've got a cold, power-hungry shrew, a wide-eyed idealist who doesn't know how the world works, and a grizzled, jaded warmonger to choose from.

I'd rather pick a cancer!

Good luck, America! I'll be watching with amusement!

Excellent post 53, but you neglected additional facts.

"As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

The remainder of the comment was:

"As does comparisons to Kim Kardashian's fat ass, and the use of the word 'douchebag'."

well done, cindy.
shep, you're an idiot and perfectly suited for political analysis.

could we stop paying attention to this plastic whore?

is this an arcticle of clothing from her new line?

why is the underwire coming out?

tacky, tacky.

oh, well. what else do you expect with Heidi Montag.

Shep,
Thanks for the compliments (bowing.) You can borrow my English for Dummies book if you'd like (you need it much more than I do.) Actually, I learned the language in one of our "inferior" schools, and I use it properly wherever I am - on a blog, e-mailing or in conversation. That doesn't make me a genius, just smarter than you, which isn't saying much. By the way, Socrates was a philosopher, not a master of the English language.
If you want to talk ideas, fine. The high school dropout rate for the US is more like 10%, with a few cities, like Detroit, near 50%. Get you facts straight before you throw statistics around. The rest of the garbage isn't even worth my time to address, since you are obviously clueless.
Funny you bring up Hitler, since over 400,000 AMERICANS died in WWII, defending freedom around the world and saving Europe's ass. Damn Americans, huh?
Have a nice day.

# 50 SHEP the fact you didn't mention where you were from just makes you a big time pussy. so you must be European. Either way your a lame ass coward, but I'm sure you knew that.

None of us gfive 2 shits abouyt what she has to say...I just want to see her titties. Can she get her dumb ass naked yet and just give us a reason to move on? As long as she stays clothed, we all care. Like the girl who visits and then is no longer needed once you've nutted, she is only popular because we're still intrigued. Just someone fuck her on camera or get her to pose nude for something and we can all just move on!!!!

None of us gfive 2 shits about what she has to say...I don't know about the rest of you, but I just want to see her titties. Can she get her dumb ass naked yet and just give us a reason to move on? As long as she stays clothed, we all care. Like the girl who visits and then is no longer needed once you've nutted, she is only popular because we're still intrigued. Just someone fuck her on camera or get her to pose nude for something and we can all just move on!!!!

It's not to difficult to see where Shep is coming from. When you have two generations of the bravest, strongest and brightest young men killed off in WW1 and WW2, and end up with the weaklings, idiots and cowards breeding their degenerate children in free homes provided by nanny-state socialism, you get this kind of thing. Europe is circling the bowl. I'd suggest anyone of worth get out, but anybody worth a damn is probably here already.

It's no suprise this dumb blond is a republican. Monkey see monkey do - she's just imitating her parents. Who, being wealth and successful people who have proven they can actually be productive to society, are most likely not airhead liberals. Most likely.

@60
Maybe he's a fucking frog, god, I hate those smelly French and their fucking chain smoking armpit hair cheese eating pussy citizens who laid down and took it up the ass when Hitler marched down Main Street

In Heidi's defense, she was too tired to register to vote. She ran in the 8th at Aqueduct and finished up the track.

Hey retarded fascists...who is gonna pay for all these wars? Ever stop to think that since we are essentially now bankrupt (massively in debt, the way the banker folk like...$$$interest$$$), we should now end this war and work on, I don't know, like infrastructure? No? Ahhhh I see now. You people are essentially intellectually barren and do not have a clue. Ok. Carry on.

Vote to the extend the war(s)...we will sink deeper into the clutches of the banker that own this world. That's ok though.

McCain all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Europe is circling the bowl."

yeeeeeaaaahhhh...sure. The dollar is close to a record low vs. the euro. We're in a crisis involving our core markets and financial institutions, as well as ordinary citizens losing their homes. It's not exactly time to be bragging.

Has it ever crossed anyone's mind that perhaps her name is not actually Heidi Montag?

*Tears up ticket and throws shreds to the wind at hearing 65's news*

I fucking had Coulter O' War winning that race.. Oh well at least Seattle Silverman ran well at Pimlico.

I've never seen any episode of The Hills [ Whatever the fuck that is ], and no, i don't think Heidi is the most beautiful lady out there... but I'd be lying if i said i wouldn't suck the stains out of her panties. =D

Slore.

/this is NOT news

Heidi's 15 minutes of fame are dwindling, without any other talent besides her body, I'd say she has 5 minutes left. She needs to show more side boob.

nice side boobage

Tori Spellings long lost little sister (complete with replica nose job, boob job, impaired brain)

Shep, you have it all wrong. Us Americans are educated and do have knowledge of world affairs. Unfortunately, only the loudest, Jerry Springer-types seem to be heard by Europeans. Here, I will summarize it all for you:

1) America is at war with Iraq for oil and oil only. Not because of WMD, not because of 9/11 and not even because Saddam Hussein liked to kill people. We are there for oil and oil alone and I, as an American, am fine with that.

2) Our dollar is sinking against world currencies because of the war and the collapse in the loan market (due to poor people thinking they were rich). It is a shame. Hopefully, we will invade another oil-producing country soon (I am looking at you, Venezuela!) and take their oil supplies as well.

Also, I do not think we should stop with Iraq. If John McCain is the hero I think he is, he will bring this war to Iran, Syria and Saudi Arabia. It would be very nice if America permanently sent the Middle East back to the Stone Age (which should not be too difficult).

Also, our American troops should be granted land and women in Iraq - because we own it now.

Long live the USA!

P.S.: Don't call me a Republican or a Democrat, as I am a registered Independent voter.

#75 should run for President! USA all the way!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

# 76. Return to trailer.

god damn, white people are ugly

and no i'm not black

#67 "yeeeeeaaaahhhh...sure. The dollar is close to a record low vs. the euro. We're in a crisis involving our core markets and financial institutions, as well as ordinary citizens losing their homes. It's not exactly time to be bragging."

true but it could be worse. we could have a mosque on every corner like they do in Europe and England. Be thankfull for the little things.

after I suck on those titties I'll register her to vote...

#79. Right on bro !!!
Oh, by the way, 9/11 was an inside job.

Fish dude, why did you put this plastic twat back on top?

Good, quick, analysis Jimbo.
No idea. But my guess ?
There were quite a few trolls on the links today. More comments this link.
(And this 'I think #75 is Shep' guy seems to have a few good points.)

Well The Fish guy seems to have switched them back Jimbo. No 'top' for Heidi.
I guess he's busy watching Dancing with the Stars and lost the 'cut and paste' right click for a sec....or whatever.

Does anyone else find it funny she's from a place called Crested Butte?

Her moley back makes me ill.

Almost as much as her fake and ugly front.

I thought voter records were supposed to be private. Am I the only one who has a problem with this? Who has the right to go about prying into other people's voter registrations?

Ladies, from an average guy, just please stop getting those fake breasts. They just make you look ridiculous.

remember that no one can take your dignity away from you. You, however, can throw your dignity away by getting those breast implants.

And please don't tell yourself, "Oh, but I am not going get really big ones." Believe, even the small and medium fake ones look FAKE. They make you look dumb, plastic, and they are a real turn-off in bed.

in summary, DON'T DO IT.

Sam Adams and John, I want to be in the club.

I see Janeane Garofalo is back.

As well as the trolls.

Inside job? Inside of what?

If we're bankrupt in this country, it's because of the Welfare State, not this or any war. Karl Marx himself said that all wars are fought by capitalist nations for resources or markets - hence the constant refrain that it's a "war for oil", except the last time I looked we didn't take any oil. If we really are imperialists, we suck at it.

Whew !!! It's great to be back home.
It's a jungle out there.
(That 'Cliff Notes' especially is a real prick.)

HEY, HEIDI!!
You give blonde a bad name.

I don't know who this hoe is but she has a crooked nose.....and I like me some crooked nosed whores.

Dear idiots who support McCain,

That's it, really. I just wanted to call you "idiots."

Love,
mafme

Re: Godwin's Law

The question that arises is, so what? There is a probability that someone will make reference to Hitler and therefore... what? Here's mafme's law: As a country abuses its power, bullies other nations, and starts illegal wars and occupations, comparisons of that country to Nazi Germany become increasingly appropriate.

Did you know that Poland was all set to let loose horses of mass destruction on Germany? It's a fact. I read it in a German news paper in 1939.

its so lame how commenting in this site always ends up in fucking annoying discussions between americans and american haters. FUCKING HELL! WHATEVER!

She's ugly! She reminds me of this character on Roseanne. Their white trash friend Crystal.

BUTTERFACEEEEEE!! jay leno chin, Lazy eye..............HORSEFACE

i love you

She is such a photography whore!

Heidi is a neocon war-monger!