Apr 2 2008Heidi Montag gets political
At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive news on who America's phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness:
"I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience," she explains.
What Pratt, 24, warned her about making an endorsement, Montag replied, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."
Now I know this isn't a political site and I'm not here to make comments such as "Oh, wow, a rich white blonde with fake tits and the IQ of a Frosted Mini Wheat votes Republican. Who saw that coming?" That's not my bag. What is my bag is providing photo retrospectives like the one I included with this post. I present to you Heidi Montag: Feminist Icon, Political Jugs-ernaut. Vote stupidly big, America!
NOTE: I'm moving to Denmark.
Photos: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com
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Reader Comments
1. bah - April 2, 2008 12:26 PM
is she reading blogs about herself? its like she's understanding more and more we don't care that she exists and is acknowledging this to the world.
2. sebastian - April 2, 2008 12:26 PM
she's just so.. UGLY!
3. mimi - April 2, 2008 12:27 PM
I have to vomit now!
4. hand puppet - April 2, 2008 12:28 PM
she is the poster child of undeserved privilege.
5. Stoopid Bitch - April 2, 2008 12:28 PM
That's right Heidi, what this country needs is another great depression.
6. mamadough - April 2, 2008 12:28 PM
lord, she could fit two cocks in the gaping maw of hers....and i'd rather see two cocks than listen to any more of her idiotic drivel...
7. Maria - April 2, 2008 12:28 PM
Can anyone open their mouth as wide as she can? I spent some time in the shower the other day trying. I can't get anywhere near that close. What is she doing, unhinging her jaw? Who does she think smiles like this normally? How do incoming jets not fly into her mouth?
8. tgarza - April 2, 2008 12:31 PM
Does this girl ever close her mouth??
9. nipolian - April 2, 2008 12:32 PM
Ahhh fuck it!!! I am now forced to vote for Ross Perot.
10. lab - April 2, 2008 12:34 PM
wow, someone in Hollywood who isn't gay for Obama. I have to give her props for being semi-unique.
11. Jonesing - April 2, 2008 12:34 PM
Political? I'll give her my caucus!
12. Orange - April 2, 2008 12:34 PM
How hilarious are the pics of her being "sad" in her hideous metallic jacket. Oh Heidi, you are the greatest actress known to man kind...wait, did i say actress? Well, you all know what I meant
13. veggi - April 2, 2008 12:35 PM
I think she's crying BECAUSE of the jacket..
14. DrunkenTech - April 2, 2008 12:35 PM
Goddamnit, this is ridiculous. As a normal intelligent person, and therefore a Republican, this pisses me off. Besides, everyone knows John McCain is as much of a Republican as Jim Jeffords. I'm going to write in a Condoleezza Rice/Zell Miller ticket because this year's crop sucks so bad.
15. roastbeef - April 2, 2008 12:36 PM
WTF is she sobbing about in those last few pics?? I would rather eat shit than read anything else about this stupid whore, she and that lame-ass faggot Spencer need to die a firery death.
16. ph7 - April 2, 2008 12:37 PM
Politcal? I've love to ask her five easy political questions, knowing she'd get each one wrong.
Then, I would bend her over and own her. Right as I'm about to come, I'd tell her I'm voting for Barack Obama.
17. Silo333 - April 2, 2008 12:37 PM
It's nice that the mentally challenged can have an opinion too.
18. teabag - April 2, 2008 12:38 PM
Why does this girl think that her open mouth smile looks good? Eww.
19. tp - April 2, 2008 12:38 PM
If I dressed myself in a tinfoil jacket and hideous blue shoes, I would cry too.
20. combustion8 - April 2, 2008 12:40 PM
shes slowly morphing into tori spelling.
21. FFF - April 2, 2008 12:40 PM
Maybe she's crying because she just realized that she's a total moron and all of America knows it.
22. NEW SOUTH - April 2, 2008 12:41 PM
WOW, A DITZY BLONDE SUPPORTS TIGHT ASS, MONEY GRUBBING OLD WHITE MEN IN POWER? WHY ARE WE SHOCKED? SHE KNOWS WHO PROVIDES HER BREAD AND BUTTER.
23. Vince Lombardi - April 2, 2008 12:41 PM
I remember taking the team on a little-publicized exhibition tour to Burma. We saw a reticulating python swallow a football fumbled by Jim Taylor in the first half (I decided against letting it swallow Taylor also). The python's mouth was small compared to this dame is where I was going with this.
24. veggi - April 2, 2008 12:43 PM
Maybe she wore that when she was filling out her astronaut application form. She didn't pass that though, she failed everything but the date of birth..
The Jerk.
25. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 12:44 PM
I typically vote Republican, and for a while I thought the current administration had just hijacked the party and was taking America for a rough ride in the bushes of the park. Come on America, you should have known better than to jog at night, in suit made for a B cup when you are clearly a D cup. However, with the current list of Republican candidates, it appears to be a general change in the party. I am voting Ron Paul, long shot, but it is definitely a vote of my interest. Vote your interest!
Most of those close to me are shifting from Rep to vote Obama. In my eyes he is a good choice for my interest, but not as good as Paul. Hillary's... Hillary and Mcain had that Iran is Shi'ite and Al Qaeda is Sunni confusion, while wanting to invade Iran, so he's out.
As for Heidi, her mouth is that big so Black cock can get in there. Also, allows her to hit the high notes for vaginal/anal later.
26. Xenu - April 2, 2008 12:45 PM
I have never seen The Hills. Never will. But one thing I know for sure is that MTV must be stopped. Someone needs to totally end their streak of HORRIBLE TV shows and productions. Seriously, MTV is a blight on the ass of America. And I hope TPTB of that show all die miserable deaths.
27. FRIST!!! - April 2, 2008 12:48 PM
Team Heidi??? I didn't know being a stupid cunt was a sport..
28. Pixie - April 2, 2008 12:48 PM
God she looks so fucking stupid with her mouth wide open like that. I just want to shove a stick of dynamite in there.
29. mamadough - April 2, 2008 12:48 PM
lol 18
30. kathy - April 2, 2008 12:49 PM
Amen #15. i couldn't agree with you more. but i would rather see McCain in there than a Muslim or a skanky bitch.
31. MW - April 2, 2008 12:49 PM
What a fucking retard. US Weekly has no balls. They should have gotten the dumb bitch to expound on her vast knowledge of the election. *snicker*
32. Jumpin_J - April 2, 2008 12:50 PM
She supports Mc Cain? What a ringing edorsement. She's probably knows about as much on the economy as he does.
33. Trover - April 2, 2008 12:51 PM
I am trying to figure out how someone who lives in SoCal can look as pasty white as Heidi and Spencer do. Seriously, they are totally blowing the image of SoCal healthy, and just look nasty and stupid.
34. Jesus Tap Dancing Christ - April 2, 2008 12:51 PM
She's crying because everyone calls her Quagmire. Giggity, giggity, giggity.
35. kelly - April 2, 2008 12:55 PM
okay ... who the fuck just sits on a chair, crying, while knowing that you're "famous" for some goddamn reason and there's pap all around taking pics of you .... seems a bit sketched to me. i have realized that's because it is sketched. fake bitch. i'd be a liar if i said that i'd turn her down for sexy time though, that's for fuckin sure
36. Sara Lee - April 2, 2008 12:55 PM
This site post a lot of old pictures that I've already seen on the friendly site where people are mostly nice to each other. But I like going on this site for the witty remarks and put downs.
37. Rich - April 2, 2008 12:56 PM
I never wanted to punch a kunt in the face like I do this one.
38. kelly - April 2, 2008 12:58 PM
outside it broad daylight, mind you *****
39. veggi - April 2, 2008 12:58 PM
Sara Lee, you baffle me..
40. Edge - April 2, 2008 12:59 PM
What a dirty whore she is......
This site fucking rules! Eff all those tame site.
41. FRIST!!! - April 2, 2008 1:00 PM
LOL at Veggi. I love to LOL.
LOL
LOL
LOL
42. Auntie Kryst - April 2, 2008 1:00 PM
What is McCain's position on abortion in the 66th trimester? Heidi is 22 years old right??
43. Champ - April 2, 2008 1:02 PM
Her fake smiles make my 6 yr olds pics cheesing for the camera natural.
44. FRIST!!! - April 2, 2008 1:03 PM
Auntie, in her case, he is for it..
45. Kevin - April 2, 2008 1:03 PM
I want to punch her in the throat.
46. Harry - April 2, 2008 1:04 PM
Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson is for Bush. Heidi is for McCain. Sad part is, these bimbos would probably run the country better than these Bush-McCain.
47. shanipie - April 2, 2008 1:04 PM
when is someone gonna shoot her in the face!
48. Meaghan - April 2, 2008 1:05 PM
I typically vote Republican, and for a while I thought the current administration had just hijacked the party and was taking America for a rough ride in the bushes of the park. Come on America, you should have known better than to jog at night, in suit made for a B cup when you are clearly a D cup. However, with the current list of Republican candidates, it appears to be a general change in the party. I am voting Ron Paul, long shot, but it is definitely a vote of my interest. Vote your interest!
Most of those close to me are shifting from Rep to vote Obama. In my eyes he is a good choice for my interest, but not as good as Paul. Hillary's... Hillary and Mcain had that Iran is Shi'ite and Al Qaeda is Sunni confusion, while wanting to invade Iran, so he's out.
As for Heidi, her mouth is that big so Black cock can get in there. Also, allows her to hit the high notes for vaginal/anal later.
49. Rush Limbaugh Anal Cyst - April 2, 2008 1:06 PM
Yeah every douche-bag republican's favorite propaganda/drug addict was a daft dodger because of an anal cyst. I bet you idiots are soooo proud.
50. Ript1&0 - April 2, 2008 1:09 PM
Who the fuck is John McCain?
51. bigjb - April 2, 2008 1:12 PM
Ok, I don't read this site for political alertness. Do I like Heidi? No. Would I bang her? Yes. Do I care about her endorsement? No. Remeber when Mary Carey said she was a Republican? Didn't think so...so anyway, Obama has no experience and Clinton is a douche...and both are fucking lawyers...which we don't need in the Whitehouse. If you think things will get better w/ a dem in office, think again, cause we have a dem controlled house and senate and they both are fucked and fucked up. I doubt any of you took poli sci in college
52. Keating 5 - April 2, 2008 1:13 PM
Ript, McCain was one of the Keating 5. He is a crook. Surprise, surprise, surprise!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_Five
53. FRIST!!! - April 2, 2008 1:15 PM
#52 no, but I can spell..
54. Sambo the Ass Pirate - April 2, 2008 1:16 PM
she has some sort of alien trying to burst out of her shin. This could explain lots.
55. penpal - April 2, 2008 1:19 PM
leave it up to a superficial, brain-dead bimbo to rattle off cliches about mccain's "experience" without knowing exactly what that is. what a load. people like her should lose the right to vote.
56. Republican Tools - April 2, 2008 1:20 PM
Hey 52. You took a course and read what a book or two or three or four or five and now you are an expert on politics? Certainly you are aware of the criminal nature of your party? And sure the dems as well. They all suck. We the people have no valid choices (Ron Paul didn't stand a chance in Hell) and that is the way that ..."THEY" want it.
And if you have read anything since your esteemed days in college while majoring in Scumbaggery with a minor in Applied Douche-water Chemistry I am sure you know who "THEY" are.
And if you did not come here to read political comments posted by others than...DON'T READ THEM!!!! Moron
57. Grunion - April 2, 2008 1:22 PM
Time to ship this thing off to the rendering plant.
58. veggi - April 2, 2008 1:23 PM
blah blah blah. All politicians are as honest as Heidi is clever and intriguing..
Sambo! That’s what happens when you wear tinfoil and bunny ears.. Far out maaaaan..
59. lily - April 2, 2008 1:23 PM
now THAT was a funny post :)
60. amle - April 2, 2008 1:25 PM
At least she isnt an Obama supporter
If you want to generalize, in other words:
begging for handouts
greasy haired
tree hugger
America hater
lies
trailer trash
pot smoker
61. Kelsi - April 2, 2008 1:26 PM
I'm totally writing in Ron Paul!!!!! I don't think any real republicans support John McCain it's more of the uninformed ones that do.
62. nipolian - April 2, 2008 1:27 PM
#53 - So was John Glenn……you know…..the astronaut……the American hero. If I remember correctly both John Glenn and John McCain were acquitted in that investigation. BTW – the three senators that were found guilty were all Democrats. Brilliant example.
63. Rat - April 2, 2008 1:28 PM
I guess she has some brains after all.
MCain is the only reasonable choice between a muslim terrorist plant, and an abused housewife.
64. Meaghan - April 2, 2008 1:28 PM
I agree with the last post on McCain. I think he should get checked out by a doctor. If it is depression then it can be treated, which will really help.
Being unable to get out of bed does not sound like laziness to me. It is a pretty common symptom of depression though , and of them republicans.
Just take little steps - but I totally agree with the others. If you can get up, have a shower, get dressed and get outside it will help. Exercise is also very good for depression (if that's what it is) - just taking a walk, even if it's a short one.
I have had times this year when I've found it hard to leave the house - I am a real homebody, and I think it is my coping mechanism. But I find when I do it, I do feel a lot better about myself. I did wonder for a while if I had depression, but I think it was more to do with a lot of changes I was coping with this year. I have had a small setback, but I am still working on it.
But please go and talk to your GP. It could be any number of things - but I would be very surprised if it were laziness LOL
65. amle - April 2, 2008 1:28 PM
Demon-crats HATE America
66. Meaghan - April 2, 2008 1:29 PM
plus i will vote McCain anyhow cos i need my gun lol
67. sierra - April 2, 2008 1:30 PM
I don't know why I am shocked, I just can't believe she keeps making me hate her even more, and I didn't think this was possible. Someone please make sure she never breeds. Pleaseeee
68. veggi - April 2, 2008 1:34 PM
Did she refer to herself in the 3rd person? She should really shut her mouth when she talks..
69. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 1:36 PM
@49: Meaghan gets some interesting Meaghan trolls.
70. adeliza - April 2, 2008 1:36 PM
She looks like Tori Spelling
71. Jimbo - April 2, 2008 1:36 PM
At least if Heidi was President you could picture her naked. Put a bag over her head and she is doable after 3 or 4 beers. Can anyone picture Hilary naked without wanting to poke thier eyes out with tooth picks??
My vote is for Heidi!!
72. veggi - April 2, 2008 1:40 PM
I vote for Meaeagheahan..
73. FRIST!!! - April 2, 2008 1:44 PM
I vote for a new post!!
74. amle - April 2, 2008 1:45 PM
“The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. Governments lie. " this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.
" The government gives them the drugs, built bigger prisons, passes a three strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless America. No, no, no, not God bless America! God damn America — that's in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God damn America, for treating her citizens as less than human. God damn America, as long as she pretends to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent." this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.
"for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country" this is what Michelle Obama believes.
75. #63 - April 2, 2008 1:46 PM
The 2 repubs got acquited yeah nice and you should be proud.
I hope all you idiots like the debt from your Iraqi Holocaust - oh wait - only Jews get Holocausted (Shoa is it in God-speak?) cuz God likes them guys and not us and we aint got no souls and are only Goyim animals and stuff. We really aren't humans either. Torture, spying on US citizens, wars and wars and wars and maybe some more wars and wars and wars and killing and murder and rape and plunder and torture and debt and a good strong Israel and lots of little Mexicans and lots more later on. The privitization of the pentagon leadership muah ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! WAR!!!!!!
Yeah you people should be proud. BIG FAT OIL is sure gettin rich off you little crooks eh? And Your wartime pres sure is a smart one eh??? wink wink
76. Donkey Punch - April 2, 2008 1:46 PM
Experience at what exactly? Getting himself caught by the enemy and then collaborating with them? If so then yes he has lots of experience.
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/
77. amle - April 2, 2008 1:48 PM
“The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. Governments lie. " this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.
" The government gives them the drugs, built bigger prisons, passes a three strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless America. No, no, no, not God bless America! God damn America — that's in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God damn America, for treating her citizens as less than human. God damn America, as long as she pretends to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent." this is what Barack Hussein Obama believes.
"for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country" this is what Michelle Obama believes.
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRATS BELIEVE
78. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 1:48 PM
And now.... I like Heidi.
And a big "Fuck You" to the Superficial writer. Even though he is hilarious.
79. Groucho - April 2, 2008 1:49 PM
Thank you Heidi, in you the Republicans finally have a spokesperson that's more intelligent than 99% of the rest of the party.
80. KillMONTAG - April 2, 2008 1:50 PM
shit I just got it - she looks like a younger version of that other ugly rich fake blonde Tori Spelling. Although I suspect Tori Spelling is not that dumb.
81. OIL & DEBT & WAR - April 2, 2008 1:51 PM
ok asslicks, is your country better off after Bush or Worse?
82. amle - April 2, 2008 1:52 PM
How does Barack Hussein Obama vote?
present
Why oh why would he vote that way???????????????????????
83. Groucho - April 2, 2008 1:54 PM
#82, amazingly there are people in this country, about 1/3 of the voters, who believe Bush is doing a good job. I know, they're obviously insane, but they are somehow able to vote. That's the scary part - they think THIS is how America is when it's doing good. I shudder to think how America would be when it's doing bad in their world.
84. amle - April 2, 2008 1:56 PM
I cant even imagine why a democrat would vote for Barack Hussein Obama. He doesnt have an ounce of experience. If I had to vote democrat, Hillary would get my vote. I am also not a McCain supporter. Dont really have a horse in the race at this time. But Barack??????????? omg LOL no way
85. sweets - April 2, 2008 1:57 PM
brainless twit
86. nipolian - April 2, 2008 1:57 PM
#76 - Let me share some stats with you dumbfuck:
MILITARY DEATHS FOR TWENTY SIX YEARS
These are some rather eye-opening facts: Since the start of
the war on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan ,the sacrifice has been enormous. In the time period from the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 through now, we have lost over 3000 military personnel to enemy action and accidents. As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider
the following statistics:
The annual fatalities of military members while actively
serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006:
1980 .......... 2,392
1981 ......... 2,380
1984 ........ 1,999
1988 ........ 1,819
1989 ........ 1,636
1990 ......... 1,508
1991 .......... 1,787
1992 .......... 1,293----------------------------------------------------
1993 ......... 1,213
1994 ........... 1,075
1995 .........2,465
1996 ......... 2,318 8 Clinton years @13,417 deaths
1997 .......... 817
1998 ......... 2,252
1999 .......... 1,984 -------------------------------------------------
2000 ........ 1,983
2001 .......... 890
2002 ......... 1,007 7 BUSH years @ 9,016 deaths
2003 ........ 1,410
2004 .......... 1,887
2005 ......... 919
2006.......... 920 -------- -------------------- --------------------------------
If you are confused when you look at these figures...so was I.
Do these figures mean that the loss from the two latest
conflicts in the Middle East are LESS than the loss of
military personnel during Mr. Clinton 's presidency; when America wasn't even involved in a war? And, I was even
more confused; when I read that in 1980, during the reign
of President (Nobel Peace Prize) Jimmy Carter, there were
2,392 US military fatalities!
87. sweets - April 2, 2008 1:58 PM
brainless twit
88. krista - April 2, 2008 2:00 PM
clearly, the owner of this site is a democrat. oh and y'know, every girl with blonde hair and big tits who has money is deff a republican. yeah, okay because you can tell someones political views based on their looks.
89. monkeyfightclub - April 2, 2008 2:00 PM
Pics 9 through 12 are my favorites of her.
90. Juaqin Ingles - April 2, 2008 2:01 PM
She's badass, she's totally learned how to unhinge her jaw like a water moccasin. She seriously should go into porno immediately and start swallowing multiple anacondas at a time.
91. veggi - April 2, 2008 2:01 PM
Heidi is going to be so confused when she reads all these political posts..
I can see it now..
OMG Spence!! Theres like over 80 comments about Heidi! Heidi is so happy honey!! Wait, what are these peons talking about? I was only called a gaping mouthed whore 17 times!! That's IT! But your bunny ears on! We're going shoe shopping!!
92. Former Stressed Out Software Engineer - April 2, 2008 2:03 PM
#53, #63, #75, #76, #78,#82, 87
I wish I could find a good Internet site where we could exchange opinions on politics. I find your comments more interesting than everything else on this site. I would make one myself but I do not have the time.
By the way Bush is the worst president in my life time. Clinton was the best president in my life time.
Vote Democrat.
93. Kaye - April 2, 2008 2:08 PM
DO NOT insult the goddamn frosted mini wheat!
94. Burungi - April 2, 2008 2:08 PM
Apparently it's difficult for the "Republicans" on here to understand but just because someone has an unusual name, it doesn't make him a Muslim. Obama has been a Christian his entire life. I don't understand why you can't grasp that.
95. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 2:09 PM
Amle
The American government did institute polices and laws against people based off the color of their skin. Eventually they were released from this plight and a group of people lacking the basic fundamentals of reading, writing and math, because it illegal for them to have such knowledge, a crime punishable by death, suddenly had an extremely addictive and destructive synthetic drug in their communities. A drug that would require a high level of chemistry knowledge to originally synthesis, research knowledge that would be outside of their reach. The "War on Drugs" didn't officially get started until crack and meth made their way into suburban areas.
People who have a genetic link to those who survived the bubonic plague have a natural immunity to developing AIDs, only being HIV life long, unaffected, carriers. Remember HIV doesn't kill, neither does AIDS itself, it is the inability to fight common pathogens, and microbes that are usually not pathogens, that kills.
96. sweetessie - April 2, 2008 2:16 PM
@78:
First off, those quotes are from his pastor, not him. Second, once you take out the inflammatory language, it isn't such a huge stretch that a black man would be concerned about the government running experiments on members of his race. Remember this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Study_of_Untreated_Syphilis_in_the_Negro_Male
97. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 2:17 PM
@87
Well said. I have always said it and I'll say it again. Carter, otherwise known as the "peanut farmer," was the beginning of the stupidity in our presidential candidates and the beginning of the downward spiral of America.
98. Shep - April 2, 2008 2:18 PM
hahahahahhahahahahahaha Fish, soooooooooooo true. Why wouldn't the rich people vote republican. Hell if i was rich, I'd vote republican too. I don't want all those middle class poor people getting more money to live. Thats not the kind of change rich people want! Republicans motto, keep the rich happy, screw the rest. lololol.
Or if you aren't rich and you have the IQ of a box of kleenex, voting for an old man who has no grasp on the economy whatsoever still might be a good choice for you :)
99. Auntie Kryst - April 2, 2008 2:20 PM
I've seen the she looks like Tori Spelling comments, but has anyone yet made a comment about Heidi looks like that fascist Eva, I mean Ann Coulter? If not then "bacon!!"
100. Ript1&0 - April 2, 2008 2:22 PM
Here's a statistic.
Number of my family members total brutalized mentally, emotionally from the war in Iraq, having to pick up his friends' body parts (and other atrocities) and after going AWOL due to the stress, was found and thrown in military prison, most likely tortured, and then released back into normal civilized society, dishonorably discharged and without any benefits?
One.
101. gurnion - April 2, 2008 2:28 PM
#95 " A drug that would require a high level of chemistry knowledge to originally synthesis, research knowledge that would be outside of their reach"
Oh yeah crack is real hard to make. Give me five minutes a lighter and a spoon.
102. Arguman - April 2, 2008 2:29 PM
ah, the myopia of the obvious Republicans on here is hilarious.
I think most of the presidents we've had have been lawyers, so Clinton or Obama would not be any different. What did Bush do before he was governor? Preside over a company that he ran into the ground? Yes, those are wonderful credentials. Basically, if you want to have a justice system you have to have lawyers. And not all lawyers are bad, and most lawyers are human.
And of course Montag is Republican. But who really cares? Rich young celebrities who have no interest in politics and only care about their precious toilet paper rolls made out of $100 bills are more likely to vote Republican, if they can be bothered to vote, than anything else.
103. Jaffo - April 2, 2008 2:31 PM
Why exactly is this second-rate skank famous again?
104. Jaffo - April 2, 2008 2:39 PM
Actually, #76, Saddam Hussein caused more deaths with his racist attempts at the genocide of the Kurds and his war with Iran than the U.S. has caused in Iraq. Just saying...
105. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 2:39 PM
@99 I hear this argument all the time. Somehow the government has managed to trick people that they make money. They don't. Their ability to spend is largely based off their ability to tax. If there is nothing to tax, they have nothing to spend. Since our dollar is currently based off the country's ability to tax. Therefore, they spread the message that the reason the population is suffering is because of some rich guy. While in reality, if they [the rich], and they especially, stopped paying taxes, there would be no government spending to speak of.
@102 No crack is not hard to MANUFACTURE. However, there is a world of difference between MANUFACTURE and DESIGN/ALPHA PRODUCT. Anyone can manufacture something, by following a well established template. However, coming up with that template, that usually requires some book learning.
106. Jenny - April 2, 2008 2:40 PM
Heidi is just really ugly. She looks so gross after all her plastic surgeries. And her boobs are disgusting as well. She looks like an ugly barbie doll.
107. Dee - April 2, 2008 2:43 PM
#103
Bush was a serious party animal while Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Obama were public servants for most of their adult life. I've know Republicans that voted for Bush in his first election knowing he was not the greatest, but they felt that his cabinet members would do fine advising Bush. The bottom line is they did not want a democrat in office. Now we have the worst president in American history. I'll take a competent Clinton getting a BJ in the White House over a misguided and incompetent President Bush any day!
108. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 2:44 PM
Repuglicans are sheep worshipping at the house of (ohwhatta) Rush Limpdog. The party is filled with homosexuals claiming to be evangelicals, xenophobes, facists, and chicken hawks. The only thing they've done of any success or consequence in the last 40 years, other than rob the Treasury, is to change the meaning of the word "liberal".
What's that..? Why, yes, I did frequent exotic escorts... so... well then, nevermind....
109. bigjb - April 2, 2008 2:48 PM
Hey 53-
As a matter of fact, I have read quite a few books about politics, on both sides of the aisle. And forgive my spelling at times..I'm tired from actually having a job, something most democratic senators and congressmen/women have never had. It's called being educated and I paid for my school. I pay my own taxes, my mortgage payment and all my other bills. I don't ask the gov't for a hand-out much like the majority of democratic supporters. Honestly, this blog proves the theory of our founding fathers and why we have a Republic, which is why we have the electoral college which elects our President: the common man is not smart enough to elect their own officials...and 53, you're one of the primarty reasons for this...douche.
110. M - April 2, 2008 2:48 PM
So it's safe to assume you're black and on welfare?
111. Famous Plastic - April 2, 2008 2:50 PM
"I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."
That has got to be the smartest thing that has ever come out of Heidis mouth.
112. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 2:51 PM
bigjb left to go unfurl his confedrate flag...
NEWS FLASH!!! THE SOUTH LOST!!! GET OVER IT!!!
What's that..? Why yes, I did wire transfer money... to ... nevermind...
113. nipolian - April 2, 2008 2:52 PM
"a competent Clinton" that's is the funniest thing anyone has posted ever (today).
114. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 2:57 PM
Hey, I actually had money in my savings account during the Clinton years... I'm just sayin'...
What's that..? Why yes... I did (ahem) blow it... on high priced call... nevermind...
115. lulu - April 2, 2008 3:05 PM
Hopefully, this endorsement will make people who are voting for McCain realize how fucking stupid they are.
116. die already - April 2, 2008 3:07 PM
you're all a bunch of ugly desperate people.
117. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 3:09 PM
Don't worry Communists, your handouts from the rich people are coming. Then you can buy more booze, cigarettes, and lottery tickets!
118. erin... - April 2, 2008 3:12 PM
Oh, my, this is interesting, isn't it?
You do realize you're in a political debate that started with Heidi Montag, right? Heidi Montag, the one whose 'fashion' line will be called 'Heidiwood.'
Please stop giving this vapid harpie the satisfaction of thinking that her opinion is in any way relevant to normal society.
119. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 3:14 PM
@110 Actually the electoral collage is just a ratio system. Without it, states with a larger population, which are mostly the coastal ones, namely CA, NY, FL, would be the major dictators of the presidential race. Meaning, one could ignore all of "fly over country" win those states in a major way and a few minor less important ones and win the presidency in a popular vote. Basically, reducing everyone else's voting power to nothing, since there are quite a few states with populations that are dwarfed by the populations of coastal cities! The electoral vote insure that the candidate needs to appeal to the entirety of the US, moreso than his rivals. Which was revealed in the Bush/Gore event. There Gore did appeal largely to the coastal states, while Bush had a larger number of "fly over states"/belt buckle states. In the end Bush "appealed" to a broader base of people, Gore got liberals, who live in coastal states.
120. Sarah - April 2, 2008 3:15 PM
Well at least she's voting, which is more than what most people her age do! All my friends talk and talk but they don't vote!
DrunkenTech- Condoleezza Rice ticket! HELL yeah, I was hoping she would run, maybe next election she might!
121. democrats are the scum of the earth - April 2, 2008 3:22 PM
you democrats make me want to puke. you are all a bunch of followers. keep listening to NBC, CNN, ABC, keep reading your New York Times and USAToday. fuck that. the only thing you believe in is what is pumped into your heads by the liberal media every day of your rotten lives.
Learn to swim.
122. Groucho - April 2, 2008 3:26 PM
#87, you and your right-wing twit brethren ALWAYS far for these fake emails that circulate before the elections. No wonder you always vote for the wrong candidate. How about checking some FACTS before you pass on the lies?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/deaths.asp
123. Republican Have Ruined USA - Vote Democrat - April 2, 2008 3:26 PM
#122
So we should continue to have a huge deficit, continue to have a war that can never be won, continue to have Americans and Iraqi's die.
Continue to eliminate important environmental laws.
Continue to give the elite 3 percent the best tax breaks.
I could go on and on but my lunch is getting cold.
When Clinton left office we had a huge surplus.
124. Sarah - April 2, 2008 3:30 PM
Oh and btw, Obama has NOT been a Christian his entire life! While he lived in Indonesia, he attended a muslim school. His step father was muslim, and that's what he was brought up on. For the last 20 years or so he has been a christian, but the fact that he is 46 minus 20 years means that for about half his life he was muslim.
The issue should not be about religion anyway, that's what America is about, FREEDOM, and no man or woman should be judged based on their religion. Just because there's a group of radical muslims who want to kill Americans does not mean that all muslims are like that! God forbid people judge Christians based on the radical ones you hear on the news!
I hate that this election comes down to racism, gender and religion! America is supposed to be about diversity, but yet every chance people get thats what they break is down into! I think Obama is a well accomplished man, he is handsom, and is a great speaker, but I'm not voting for him, simply based on the fact that I don't agree with his policies! This is a very important election and I just hope people vote simply based upon which policies they agree with, not based upon gender or race or anything else. It's who is best for the job, who's going to lift this country up and make it better!
125. erin... - April 2, 2008 3:33 PM
Gosh, #122, you've certainly changed -my- mind about conservative Republicans! You all are nice, kind folks who never, ever need your own television networks and/or newspapers and/or radio shows, and it would -never- be just because the rest of the media world makes you pout like a spoiled child -- a pout much the same as the one you use when you realize you may be taxed a little more to get the country out of debt. Of course not! Your very own media outlets are the true ones! They are the 'fair and balanced' ones! Because, yes, gay marriage is indeed wrong and is certainly relevant to the economic crisis we're facing! I mean, as long as gays aren't marrying and rape babies are saved, the middle class will thrive, the starving won't starve and we can continue to be the world police forever! And everyone who believes differently than you -- be it religion, family values, whatever -- hates America.
Amen.
126. 110 (please stop breathing, dirty thief) - April 2, 2008 3:34 PM
Well I call you a thief only if you are a republican. I work for myself, slave. And I pay taxes. Oh, how do you feel about your "Wartime (good for absolutely nothign else) President and his policy of giving away monstrous tax savings to the wealthy? Let me guess, he raises a terrible war, and then gives away money to the rich. Amazing. Then of course the life of the common man, who you despise, suffers by having to not only send it's children to the war, but also have to pay for it.
He has looted our social security system, the price of oil, ummm I know you are stupid and all, I hope you know he is an oil man, right? How about the price of oil, you goddamn dirty little closet homosexual? GIANT profits for them, eh??????????? wink wink
1 million dead Iraqis is a nice genocide, wouldn't you say? Oh yeah, you don;'t care. I am a liberal because I believe in freedom and liberty, you pathetic dumb communist punk.
Leave this country and go live somewhere else, your time is done. Or just die.
127. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 3:36 PM
Democrats are heartless, spineless sheep.
Unfortunately, so are the Republicans. The ones in office anyway. They're designed to be a minority party. They don't know how to be a majority. They try to get along with the Democrats, which is like trying to get along with a scorpion and expecting the scorpion not to sting your ass.
The Democrats know how to be a majority. By bullying and demagoguing the minority. However, they are evil incarnate. Not usually individually, but collectively they represent pure evil and self-destruction.
How 'bout an absolute monarchy? See, with a monarchy you can always whack the king and get a new one if you don't like him. And you'll know whether you like him quickly, because he has absolute power and can do things. Plus, he can do what he thinks is right instead of what the "people" want. Which is, last time I checked, to destroy themselves.
128. CV - April 2, 2008 3:37 PM
Good looking and a Republican, good for her. Most liberal women are one of two things or even both, ugly and/or uppity due to their lack of self esteem.
129. Rupert Murdoch - April 2, 2008 3:37 PM
Crikey #122! My God man your words are beautiful. Have you ever done any voice work? We can use someone like you at FOX news for station IDs. You're to the point, passionate, and so obviously oblivious to the truth. Come work for me! Haha at last someone to rival James Earl Jones, take that CNN! Send me your resume soon.
130. haha - April 2, 2008 3:38 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha @ 12
and heidi is a dumbass....why do we care what the dumb whore said?
131. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 3:42 PM
@125 God forbid people judge current Christians off actions of their "admitted" anscestrial past
132. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 3:48 PM
@127,
Did you call bigjb a Communist homosexual? That is not very tolerant.
Listen, men who vote Republican might be misguided. But men that vote Democrat are whiny, sissy, girly men.
I guess that makes you a whiny, sissy, girly man then!
WAAAAHHHHH oil WAAAAAAHHH social security WAAAAHHHHH
Social Security is Bullshit.
And listen Fucko, IT'S A VOLUNTEER MILITARY.
And he GIVES money to the rich? You mean if you get a tax break, you are getting free money? That's some interesting logic you've got there. I've got some oceanfront property in Illinois that you might be interested in.
133. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 3:53 PM
And another thing @127,
It's cool to call each other names, and I love that as much as the next guy, but telling somebody to "just die" because you disagree with their politics is Just Not Cool. Reasonable people can disagree. Even unreasonable ones like me can.
134. lester - April 2, 2008 3:54 PM
McCain is Insane but I love the old dog. Obama is a racist and everyone knows it. He has zero change of winning.
135. erin... - April 2, 2008 3:55 PM
He didn't say he gives free money; he said he gives 'monstrous tax breaks.'
At least read the post first.
136. Kevin - April 2, 2008 4:00 PM
I wonder if the author of said site realizes that most of the brain dead Hollywood votes Democrat through and through.
What's the excuse there?
137. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 4:07 PM
Hey Binky I think you have some friends on here today. Inside Job!
138. tight lipped smiler - April 2, 2008 4:09 PM
Heidi sweetie, I've got bad news for you -- there is no Easter Bunny. There were no WMD. You better use the $600 economic stimulus Milk Bone being thrown to stock up on canned milk for the bunker, and God does not talk to Chimpy. That dry drunk is about as "Christian" as Chairman Mao and just as loony.
139. Ghandi - April 2, 2008 4:09 PM
#137
Although the celebrities could get great tax breaks voting Republican; they are not greedy and do not need the extra cash.
#135
Obama is racist because his former Pastor made racist remarks. This does not make sense. Obama's mom is white and his father is black. Obama is not racist.
You Republicans want to continue the war in Iraq when there's is no way USA can win.
140. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 4:11 PM
Social Securites problems are not wrought out of anything any current administration has done. When my Dad was in his 20s [he is in his 50s now] he saw that the money being paid to current retirees was not coming from investments made on their behalf when they were working, but from new money coming into the system from currently working citizens. He tried to opt out, by contract, of the system, they refused. He says, because of that, and the fact that some administration, prior to the1960's, misappropriated the money; he and people who are stones throw away from retirement are going to demand every penny they were promised, because they could have managed that money better on their own.
If the Baby Boomers did not outnumber the current work force, people would still be lying and saying there is money in social security, when they have been paying with new intake for a very long time.
141. Frank - April 2, 2008 4:11 PM
Lester... see you in November as you are crying into your beer.
Democrats aren't just going to WIN in November... we are going to SWEEP at the local, state AND federal level.
The dangerous and near-fatal experiment in the insanity of neocon theology is OVER.
142. nipolian - April 2, 2008 4:11 PM
#123 You are truly a fool. Just because your fucking liberal website disputes the statistics do you actually think that I am going to say “wow….the liberals are right, maybe I should start believing everything that I read in the newspapers and see on the television”. No sense forming my own opinion when the liberal media fucks can form it for me. That’s what makes you Democrats weak. You are way too caught up in your own bullshit. The Republicans inherited 8 years of Clinton shit-stains. Just because the economy was WAY over-fucking-inflated does not mean that it was strong. Of course you dumbfucks could never possibly believe that Clinton had the economy completely fucked up because the Clintons told you that it wasn’t so.
143. heyjeer - April 2, 2008 4:19 PM
Some women say they get a boob job to "balance" to their butt.
This chick got a fake tits to balance to her personality.
Why the hell is this thing a celebrity? She makes Paris seem as deep as Sartre.
144. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 4:20 PM
@135 Obama himself has not said anything, his preacher has been... well preaching.
Clinton recently reenacted a telling tale of heroism, where she was on a diplomatic mission, with sniper fire.... that video footage actually showed was a little girl hug. Which means a series of things.
1) She is as batshit as McCain
2) Had a "senior moment" which means she should get ready to really enjoy jell-o, not run the country.
3) She has told so many lies she that the real events are a mystery to even her.
4) Evil [moreso] Clinton Clone Anti-Clone, made by scientist who scoffed at her husband's well thought out ban on human cloning proclamation; out to ruin her "good name"
Pick. Either one is tragic yet hilarious at the same time; half the calories you'd expect too!!
145. Groucho - April 2, 2008 4:20 PM
#143, you're an idiot. If you had learned to click on links, you would have seen that the correct numbers, not the made-up ones that post #87 show, are taken from that highly "liberal" Pentagon’s Defense Manpower and Data Center.
But I know you prefer to believe lies rather than the truth - that's why you vote Republican after all.
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/03/military_deaths_email_032508w/
http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf
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This is from the Army Times article:
But some simple math using the figures listed on page 7 of the CRS report reveals that the figures for several of the years under Clinton are inflated, while figures for some of the years under Bush are downplayed.
In reality, according to the CRS report, 7,500 service members died on active duty in the eight years from 1993 through 2000, compared to 8,792 in the six years from 2001 through 2006.
The Pentagon has not yet released data on total active-duty deaths for 2007, but 1,014 service members died in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that year, and more than 100 have died in the wars so far in 2008, pushing the known total under Bush to more than 9,900.
The report does not address the ratio of active-duty deaths to force size; the active-duty force shrank significantly during the drawdown of the 1990s, from more than 1.7 million in 1993 to about 1.3 million by the early years of this decade.
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That's not for your benefit, it's for everyone else who saw the lies spouted in post #87.
146. Groucho - April 2, 2008 4:22 PM
A check of the CRS source document cited in the e-mail on U.S. military deaths shows that the e-mail’s author got it right for only three of the eight years of the Clinton administration.
Figures for the other five years are off by a wide margin. For example, the e-mail cites 2,465 active-duty deaths in 1995; the figure in the CRS report is 1,040. For 1998, the e-mail cites 2,252 deaths; the CRS figure is 827.
For the six years of the Bush administration, the e-mail gets none of the figures correct. Some are off only slightly — in 2001, for example, the e-mail figure is 890 deaths, the CRS figure, 891 — but other years are far off the mark.
In 2005, the e-mail lists a figure of 919 deaths; the figure in the CRS report is 1,942. Similarly, the figures for 2006 are 920 in the e-mail, 1,858 in the CRS report.
147. DEMOCRATS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH - April 2, 2008 4:34 PM
oh come on with your crazy bullshit. we smart people see right through you. all you are doing is spouting off the shit that you are spoon fed daily by your liberal media.
erin, dear, there are more things going on in the world besides the war. in case you haven't noticed. so it is perfectly ok to talk about abortion rights and gay marriage. so why the attitude? poor little demmie baby just wants to whine some more.
oh - and you don't want Iraqis to die in a war, but you would kill an INNOCENT unborn baby. that's nice. these fuckers are blowing up our buildings and killing our civilians but we need to protect them??? oh ok, i see now. fucking retard.
148. Naya - April 2, 2008 4:35 PM
Heidi Montag is a Republican. That just gives me one more reason to hate that disgusting, fugly, untalented bitch....May she die a long and painful death in hell with the rest of the cast from The Hills...
Go Team Obama..:-D
And why the hell are you saying that you are moving to Denmark? What do you mean by that?
149. nipolian - April 2, 2008 4:38 PM
Alright you got me......the e-mail was slightly off and I shoud have verified the numbers prior to posting. For this I am sorry. I still stand behind the point of the e-mail and that is that there were many, many, many deaths that occured during the Clinton administration and the US public (as a whole) never knew anything about it. Why? Please refer to post #143.
150. Hucky Ducky son of a Pig and an Ass - April 2, 2008 4:39 PM
Oh calling people names aint cool? You are a fucking piece of leftover elephant mung on the serengheti plane. Your mother is a whore and your god is a stolen asshole from another culture, one of many in the pantheon and the biggest asshole of them all. A racist murderer that one. And you can die and suck cock in Hell, faggot asshole cunt lick. How's that?
By social security I was particularly referring to the retirement account:
The Bush administration has suggested to Congress that it cut Medicare home oxygen reimbursements by $6.8 billion over 10 years to help fund the annual Farm Bill
As House Agricultural Committee Chair Collin Peterson notes, us critics would say this, almost exactly:
"Some of our critics would probably have a field day if we are taking payments away from people on oxygen and they would say we are giving it to wealthy farmers, probably," Peterson said.
No, we are saying you would take life from old humans and give it to wealthy Hollywood Jews. But you're on the right track.
and
http://www.hermes-press.com/sss1.htm
read that stupid.
Now we can't retire unless we pay for it for ourselves.
You really make me sick. I wish we could have a revolution in this country and get rid of you perverts.
151. REPUBLICANS ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT - April 2, 2008 4:41 PM
#148
I hate you anti-abortion people. Especially males that will never have to worry about being pregnant. I do not think it is right to abort after 3 months. You can't tell females what to do with their body. The sad thing is the religious people vote Republican on this one issue; abortion. There are so many other issues like the environment, Iraqi War, Stem Cell research, highest deficit in the USA history, alternative oil products, etc. Even former first lady Nancy Reagan now agrees with stem cell research. Another sad situation is if abortion was illegal, only the elite rich Republicans would be able to get abortions.
152. Shep - April 2, 2008 4:41 PM
@106, regardless I hope people vote McCain in cause I want to see the American economy continue to go down the shitter. Makes my Canadian dollar that much better and a lot more enjoyable buying things from the states.
Vote McCain everybody!!!!!!! Continue the Bush Regime :)
Us Canadians won't mind! :) In fact we will applaud you. It takes a special kind of society to throw there future down the drain 3 terms in a row, lol
153. Get a Clue Dude! - April 2, 2008 4:43 PM
#148
You talk a lot of shit but have no facts to back up your worthless comments.
154. Neocons are Tools of... - April 2, 2008 4:45 PM
Zionists. How's that grab you? Ever read the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion? Oh it's a fake huh? Then so was Mein Kamp. Occams razor baby.
This country serves a hidden agenda and all of you Republican retards better realize that. Ha ha ha so do the Democrats. John Kennedy fought the bankers and look what it got him. And Mackinley. And Lincoln. Andrew Jackson beat them back but that was a loooong time ago. And then there is that famous Benjamin Franklin quote...
155. Naya - April 2, 2008 4:45 PM
#153
HA! :D
156. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 4:45 PM
This group of pontificators is the metaphorical equivalent of a wet fart..... sure, it feels great at first, but it stinks and leaves you feeling stupid. I just lost about 70 IQ points trying to follow you crackerjacks. Great... what the hell am I gonna do with an IQ of 160? Probably post inane idiocy like the rest of you impetuous kweefs.
157. 152 IS A FUCKING RETARD - April 2, 2008 4:48 PM
and i hate you pro-choice bitches. for your information i am a woman. and i have deep moral values that keep me from wanting to take a life out of my body just because i didn't feel like raising it. there are tens of thousands of people out there that don't have the priveledge to be able to bear children. give the baby to one of them. i hate all these ghetto motherfuckers using abortion as fucking birth control. it's called the free clinic, you whore. there they have condoms and birth control pills. and for the mentally challenged, just keep your fucking legs shut. you are not a 7-11.
so i guess by your statement you are saying that onlt Republicans are rich? there are no rich democrats at all? wow....
158. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 4:50 PM
#158 - So to save some babies, would you swallow mine? Or can I just spew my unborn on your face?
159. 159 IS MY DREAM GUY - April 2, 2008 4:52 PM
anytime. i'm a republican though, so i'm high priced. can you handle it?
160. 6.7 Billion Humans is 6 billion too many - April 2, 2008 4:53 PM
This planet cannot sustain our population. Period. We have despoiled it.
Who gives a fuck about a fetus. But it's ok to send our sons and daughters to murder the innocent though. Nice logic, whore.
161. sarah - April 2, 2008 4:54 PM
As for the abortion thing, I am pro-life and yes that HAS a huge affect upon who I vote for! I think abortion is wrong period, and its an issue very close to my heart. In no way is it wrong to make that a main issue for voting!
BTW I am a women and I know what's its like being young pregnant alone and scared, I did consider an abortion, but I couldn't go through with it, four years later here I am with the greatest gift I've ever been given, my daughter.
I understand why women get abortions and I think it's sad what alot of girls go through, I've been there. But there are SOO many people out there who can't get pregnant and adoption is the next best thing you can do for your unborn child.
I won't get into any arguments about abortion, but please don't criticize people who are passionate about pro-life and make that a major factor in their voting process, that's just not fair.
162. 161??? - April 2, 2008 4:55 PM
so...if there are too many people on the planet shouldn't you be ok with the soldiers (and Iraqis) dying? i'm just saying....i'm not ok with it, but if you are....then, well.....
163. bahaha - April 2, 2008 4:58 PM
i love you forever #43.
164. Freedom of Choice - April 2, 2008 5:00 PM
#162 Sarah
The bottom line that if abortion was illegal; the rich elite would be the only ones able to get an abortion. Desperate women would be getting illegal abortions that could lead to death. Education is the key, not banning abortion. I do not agree with the gay life, but this does not mean it should be prohibited by law. The government and you need to back off when it comes to the right to choose.
165. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 5:00 PM
Oh yes, forgot to mention. The same group of jack-holes who say there is global warming were they same group of jack-holes who were saying there was global cooling in my parent's days. They didn't really buy it, I guess we are a much more gullible group of people.
Also, idiots list carbon monoxide, a waste product from internal combustion, and ozone, a waste product of electronics of the computer age, as green house gases. Yet, ozone is not stable, by itself it would readily decay into diatomic oxygen in a few hours. However, when around carbon monoxide, it would readily decay into carbon dioxide and diatomic oxygen quicker.
So how do the green heads explain this event? They don't, global warming is not based off science. It is based of a Powerpoint presentation that has graphs that show an indirect correlation between a rise in planet temperatures and falling pH values, if only all research could be conducted this way... A population has an increase in Black citizens, hypertension in that population increases. More Blacks in a population = more incidence of hypertension. It has nothing do with a steady diet of fried EVERYTHING and waffles, nope, go for the indirect correlation that's how you do science!
I am not saying there is no decrease in pH in the waters, or that there are not some places with some record high temps, and, unsurprisingly, some places with record lows, but the "scientific" finds of the green heads has been indirect at best.
Eat that Gore, you tofu scarecrow
166. Julie Shields - April 2, 2008 5:04 PM
@@162
I got pregnant and did not want the baby and took a pill to abort. I had some cramping and blood and that was it. My abusive boyfriend got drunk and forced me to have unprotected sex. Does this mean I should carry the baby to full term and give it away becaus some couple can't have kids. I do not want to be pregnant or burdened; period. You have a right to feel how you feel but it should never become a law.
167. Agnostic (Athiest Without Balls) - April 2, 2008 5:10 PM
I hate religious people that cannot keep their religious opinions to themselves. No person knows what happens when we die, until we die. So for any person to try to tell me otherwise is just wrong. I'm glad you have your faith but keep it in your church and home.
168. ubee0173 - April 2, 2008 5:10 PM
i sincereley hope that anyone who votes republican has parents or other loved ones that develope a horrible illness that saps thier college fund, inheritance, 401k whatever other funds they may have, and they are left to deal with the realization that they- and others like them- have relegated themselves to a future of scraping by no matter how much money they make. we are the only western nation without a health care plan- we are also one of the youngest nations and we are going to shit in a handbasket. were declining faster than rome.
and no matter who you vote for, you will never be so depressed as when you cant take your dad home to die because the ambulance ride costs $12000 up front, and then your mom, who works her ass off every day gets sued for $60,000 and might loose her home so the hospital bill for death is paid!!
its a beautiful fuckin' world, isnt it!
fuck oil
169. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 2, 2008 5:11 PM
#162 - Actually, abortion is not "wrong period", it's technically "no period".
#160 - Repuglican and high priced? No seriously, how much..?
170. Denise - April 2, 2008 5:12 PM
#166
Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday, and the former vice president used the attention to warn that global warming is "the greatest challenge we've ever faced."
World leaders, President Bush among them, congratulated the winners, while skeptics of man's contribution to warming criticized the choice of Gore.
Gore in a statement said he was " deeply honored ... We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity."
171. Big D - April 2, 2008 5:21 PM
Republican men like to blow other dudes in the bathroom and touch little boys.
172. The Laughing G-d - April 2, 2008 5:28 PM
@171 yeah I know he won an award, that win tarnishes the reputability of the Nobel. So it will be like an Oscar or Tony Award, people will be using them to hold open doors and stabilize wobbly tables and chairs... Poor, poor Nobel. The only way Gore should have that award if it is says "participant" somewhere on it. And really, look at who is getting and give this award. It is like the world leaders are patting themselves on the back..."We R gunna m@k3 so much $$$$ r0xx0r!!11!!!!" That is basically what this is.
173. Nanook - April 2, 2008 5:38 PM
I can't wait for the shooting war you america-hating lefties are going to cause in this country. Buying more ammo tomorrow, dip shits.
174. ubee0173 - April 2, 2008 5:48 PM
yeah- i cant wait for that shooting war you city-ass bastard! my anarchist dad had a cache of pistols/rifles/shotguns... mostly handed down from those darn american hating indians that just happened to be here first, you fuck. guess whos got them now! and i know all the good hiding places in the forest and by the river of my farm... so when the murderous republicans stop by for a visit we'll have us a grand ole time... i've shot a coyote, and it moves a hell of a lot faster(even with my dog in its mouth) than any fat-ass republican...
175. ashley - April 2, 2008 5:49 PM
what is she pretending to cry about??? does anyone know?
176. Jude Quinn - April 2, 2008 6:03 PM
Ron Paul is better than McCain, and I think Kucinich, for example, is better than Obama or Hillary: but you can't just vote "your interest" it's throwing your vote away! Ron Paul, or any long shot candidate, or third party candidate, will never get in so what's the point? It's a waste
177. Edgar Cayce - April 2, 2008 6:04 PM
Only 3 percent of the USA population have an annual salary of 300,000 or more. The elite 3 percent get the best tax breaks when a Republican is in office.
We need to get out of Iraq and end the war because it cannot be won. Did not the Vietnam War teach America anything? Not for the Republicans!
178. ubee0173 - April 2, 2008 6:04 PM
the reality of what she is just hit her... and her yucky boyfriend has ken doll hair. i would cry too.
179. Jerry - April 2, 2008 6:17 PM
#177
OK just give up and let Bush #3 (McCain) be president.
180. ewww - April 2, 2008 6:20 PM
Obviously, there's no way this extreme retard is gonna be smart for once even with her political choices. A republican, muahahaha... you can't expect less from this retard.
Actually, she's doing democrats a favor, I'm sure Obama or Hillary would be embarrased this retard supported them, that'd damage their image.
I've never seen any other celebrity as retarded as this chick, she may actually need professional help.
Seriously, this chick is sooooo incredibly retarded I think she'd do a favor to humanity if she just... disappeared.
181. Groucho - April 2, 2008 6:28 PM
#176, isn't it obvious? She just found out she's a Republican.
182. save britbrit - April 2, 2008 6:32 PM
Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html
183. rp - April 2, 2008 6:38 PM
I like the fake crying ones the best.
184. McCain's first wife - April 2, 2008 6:57 PM
Watch out, Cindy! She's just John's type! Wouldn't she make a swell first lady?
185. prochoice - April 2, 2008 6:59 PM
#162---first of all, abortion will never be made illegal. It's too big of a political juggernaut.
Secondly, it shouldn't be labeled "pro-life" as everyone I know is pro-life. You are anti-choice. So, are you anti-choice regardless? If I get pregnant and find out there is a 99% chance I will die if I carry to full term do I not have that choice? What about 50% chance? If my 10 year old daughter is walking home from school and gets raped, does she not have the choice to terminate a pregnancy as a 10 year old? If I as a college student use protection, but it doesn't work, don't I have the right to terminate? After all, i was taking precautions to NOT have a child. Should in-vitro be outlawed? over 400,000 blastocysts were thrown in the garbage instead of being used for stem cell research or "adopted." I should have the right to do with my body as I please regardless of the reason. There are laws in place to control the types of abortions that occur. It's not fun for anyone. It's a horrible decision to make, but you are not part of that choice. It's sad that they have to take place, but it's a necessary evil. Even if outlawed, abortions would still take place. The wealthy would have their private doctors do them and the poor would go to the back alley. It wasn't the right choice for you, but it's the right , and often times necessary choice for others. You wouldn't have one...fine. But, you shouldn't be allowed to decide what others do with their bodies. Oh, and there are thousands of children in this country already that aren't adopted and will never be adopted. Instead, they're wards of the state and are then the tax payers burden. I am blessed to have an adopted bro and sis, but it's not because abortion was illegal that they exist. It was a personal choice of the teenage mothers. You clearly have not thought about this fully. I am pro-choice...not pro-abortion. There is a difference. P.S. how do you feel about the death penalty?
186. democrats lick monkey nuts - April 2, 2008 6:59 PM
oh Elliot....enough to keep me in my Republican high spending lifestyle. since we are stereotyping here.
187. hey 186 - April 2, 2008 7:01 PM
so you are pro-death?
188. shingles - April 2, 2008 7:07 PM
@149 - Because Denmark pwns your balls, DUH
189. Cocalakamishabob - April 2, 2008 7:16 PM
#186
I like the term PRO-CHOICE.
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
190. ramalamadingdong - April 2, 2008 7:25 PM
#190
i like the term YOU ARE A FUCKTARD.
MCCAIN 08
191. isitin - April 2, 2008 7:31 PM
The shoe box says Jimmy Choo, the shoes say Walmart.
192. END THE WAR-VOTE DEMOCRAT! - April 2, 2008 7:34 PM
#191
It figures a Republican would use swear words; dictionary words are too hard for you lol!
Why you want to continue the war is beyond me, USA could not win the Vietnam war, and after 5 years USA will not win the Iraqi war either. I suspose you like having a huge deficit, having Americans and Iraqis die everyday, and all the innocent people getting killed everyday too.
VOTE DEMOCRAT
193. KEEP THE FIRES BURNING - April 2, 2008 7:47 PM
lol? grow up. i bet you still use aol instant messenger.
last i checked the American soldiers were still training the Iraqis and their army is getting stronger.
and how can you call them innocent?? they are being taught to hate America and our people from day one. my initial reaction to this war was nuke them. and it is still my opinion. their children will be terrorizing our children some day. (well, hopefully they will sterilize the stupid soon so you can't procreate) so fuck them.
we've had a huge deficit for years moron. it really all began during the Carter administration, but who's counting, right?
194. weirdo - April 2, 2008 7:48 PM
Even though she's dumb as dirt, I'd still eat her ass with a spoon!
195. republican in southeast va. - April 2, 2008 8:01 PM
good post 194!!!! look, you know having to deal with bastards like 193 who hate everything this country is,was and stands for is never a good thing for your blood pressure... just consider the source, another hate america liberal who has no idea what the hell they are talking about... apparently some have forgotten what happened in 2001... its not going to matter anyway, hillary is going to ruin the party and it will all be over.. then hopefully we can WIN the war and bring the guys home...
196. Deport Ignorant Republicans (closet homosexuals) - April 2, 2008 8:39 PM
Laughing God(less) @166
Laugh at this ignoramus:
Low level ozone (or tropospheric ozone) is regarded as a pollutant by the World Health Organization. It is not emitted directly by car engines or by industrial operations. It is formed by the reaction of sunlight on air containing hydrocarbons and nitrogen oxides that react to form ozone directly at the source of the pollution or many kilometers down wind
Although ozone was present at ground level before the industrial revolution, peak concentrations are now far higher than the pre-industrial levels and even background concentrations well away from sources of pollution are substantially higher This increase in ozone is of further concern as ozone present in the upper troposphere acts as a greenhouse gas, absorbing some of the infrared energy emitted by the earth. Quantifying the greenhouse gas potency of ozone is difficult as it is not present in uniform concentrations across the globe. However, the most recent scientific review on the climate change (the IPCC Third Assessment Report suggests that the radiative forcing of tropospheric ozone is about 25% that of carbon dioxide.
Rapid climate change is a topic is a new study for all thinking people (non-republican who are contaminated by propaganda and therefore do not think for themselves) as science has now taught us (non-republicans) that history has indeed been anything but stable. With a population that has exceeded the carrying capacity by leaps and bounds this will prove disastrous (not to the rich republican types).
Climate studies suggest a frighteningly dynamic world subject to numerous agents of change from both within i.e. vlocanic eruptions, and cosmic, such as sunspot cycles, earths position in it's orbits around the sun (ever heard of the Milankovitch cycles?), not to mention the fact that the sun is also moving in relation to a local cluster of stars.
Surrounding the earth is the Great Oort Cloud as well, asteroid belt, etc. And so forth.
Yes no one knows what the end result of this little planetary entropy will lead to in the end not the least the near future, you goddamn mindless pawn. Intense heat or cold what is the difference???????????
Dude, you couldn't suck Al Gore's nuts, loser.
197. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 8:43 PM
@169,
Get fucked you evil motherfucker.
198. HuckyDucky - April 2, 2008 8:48 PM
Son of a pig and an ass?
Do you mean I'm the son of a pig, and I'm also an ass...
or that one of my parents is a pig, and the other is an ass? And if so, which is which?
199. New World Order...extra crispy planetary surface please! - April 2, 2008 8:55 PM
Both, you immoral freak of a whore and a junkie.
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