Apr 25 2008Heather Locklear is MILF-esque when bikinified

...yes please

she looks good :) (at least i think she does)

I've never been impressed by this chick in any aspect. And now, even less.

What is that above her crotch in her baithing suit? She's alright I guess. For an old lady...

wow, her hair is almost as thin as Richie Samboras.

Better than Denise Richards. I don't think Heather's had a kid. Kids mess you up.

Everyone is going to grow old someday, so why not maintain a hot body!

Heather is hot!

WHO CARES?

What is Britney doing today?

she looks real good for 35, much less 50

though the knees/feet give it away

Nice back fat! I would still stick it in her pooper hole though. She is still kind of hot.

6, did you not hear about how her ex drove a car drunk with their child in it?

She is HAWT! MILF-a-licious!!!!!!!!!! My pee pee sings for her.

yes, she has had a child. she looks great regardless of her age.

FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!

White Girl ass. Noassatall!

This site should be renamed to "Gunts on Parade"

what's that weird patch below her navel? The hernia scar?

Ok, cut it out. No more "...for her age" pictures. Please post pictures of girls who don't need modifiers surrounding the word "hot."

#18 I agree! If I wanted to see this crap I would visit the Senior Citizens Center

i bet she eat chinese foods. I'm not saying for sure, but I am pretty certain about it.

Nice body. Ugly face without her makeup.

Like all the old chicks Fish has posted recently, her body has visibly fallen. Just check out the side views, which are always pitiless. An older chick can look pretty good, in the right light and make up and swimsuit and whatever else, but only from a head-on shot. From the back, you get your choice of either "UGH!" or a diaper look, if she's picked the bikini that's "right for her age". But from the side, it's like the rings on a tree trunk - a degree of droop for every year, until it looks like both her tit and her buttcheek lost something and are looking down at the ground for it.

Ok, enough with the lean meat. I can get that shit at the soup kitchen. Get me some thing to chew on you jackass

I'm sure that Scott Baio is somewhere jerking off to these pics. Just ask Howard Stern if you don't believe me.

# 4 -

That UGLY THING above her bathing suit bottom line is an obvious attempt at a tattoo removal. Why do all people over 15 think that tattoos will never be regrets someday is beyond me.

There is no way to completely remove a Tattoo without any change to the under skin or the outline of the art. This means: SCARS AND DISCOLORATIONS way uglier than the original tattoo. Oh, did I mention great pain, too, if you think getting the tattoo was bad, the removal is 500% more pain and then there is the expense, did I mention the expense....

The lesson for today is, if you want a tattoo kids, get a decal so you can change it everyday and the colors will stay fresh forever, or learn to live with your mistake.

She looks hot when she's not trying to kill herself.

Say, this package has been opened and the expiration date passed a long time ago. When will the new products arrive?

Maybe that discoloration is a make-up job for the movie that went awry in the water?

So like i was wacking off to pics of her when i was in high school back in the late 70's..... looks like everything old is new again. I will give heather credit for keeping up the good looks. There are many younger babes that dont look half as good(britney spears)

@26, good call! makes me happy i never went through with that moon goddess tattoo i always wanted.

"There are many younger babes that dont look half as good(britney spears)"

Ah yes. Make Britney the standard and sure, Heather looks pretty good. Well, Britney's current body, to be exact. Britney's pre-Kevin pre-babies body makes Heather look like an old lady in a bikini.

Which reminds me - why are we looking at an old lady in a bikini? Again?

Is this old hags week on the Superficial?

Jeez - what demographic are your trying to reach - granny chasers?

Sooooooooo .... basically, it's White People How Stella Got Her Groove Back?

You're all jealous because you know she gets 10% off at Denny's.

Her body looks pretty damn good. I'd insist that she take her dentures out before we commenced with the sexual relations.

OK I just added another hour to the workout tonight. I'm doing 4 hours on the elliptical and an hour on the treadmill. Maybe after I'll run the 4 miles home.

She is HORRIBLE looking and has been for decades. Major plastic surgery on her face, bad implants with nipples pointing at the sand, tats removed and ugly scarring left behind.

UGLY.

I keep seeing every attractive woman on this site has a comment regarding them that they've been on "meeting wealthy.com" etc. etc., - is this just a shameless plug from this website???

#26--wrong, the discoloration is a most likely a birth control patch. Look up "Ortho Evra."

Save the diatribe.

I would ruin her GILF ass, then, because I'm caring and sensitive, would rub Bengay and Aspercream on her aching granny joints and muscles.

@38-yes, they are identity spammers.

@39-Women pushing 50 don't need the Ortho Evro patch - or any other birth control, you douche! Think back to 8th grade health class.

I liked it better when it was called "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"

oh yeah, Heather looks WAY BETTER than the Richards SKANK ...

I wanted to be or look like Heather since her T.J. Hooker. Ironicly enough I was in love with T. Lee and...Richie !!!!! I still love the long hair !!!! Although I still love 80' hair bands & "heavy metal. I'm a bit embaressed now !! Imagine that !!!!

I say good for her !!!!

Too bad good looks wasn't universal ( as the norm ).

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Not to mention Brett Michaels even though short lived.

God DAMN!!!!!!!!!! I should hide !!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

looking good heather!

She is looking quite good for her age. It's not easy to maintain beauty once your 50, but Heather is doing a good job a it.

The spot above her bikini bottom is the Ortho Evra birth control patch.

I like her little pot belly. Very sexy, for me.
The sad story is she will not be a hot GILF when sixty knocks on her door. Nope, my spidey senses tell me she's gonna inflate the same way Shirley Winters, Serena Blaquelord and Sally Struthers - hey, Marilyn Monroe was heading in that direction, so, maybe it's for the better she left when she did, you know?

I'm pretty sure there is not one single person that posted here that looks better...

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#51 - Like all commenters who say stuff like that (accusing the entire online site visitor crowd of being unattractive) you have no way of knowing, so shut it.

Somewhere along the line Heather and Denise lost their implants. That is a real shame. They balanced out their figures and made them a lot hotter. Pity.

Good for her!!!

she looks good

She looks aright, for a granny. What's up with the back to back to back old hags? Get cracking on some fine young mamas like Bijou Phillips or Emmy the Harry Potter chick.

PS: Hayden Pantierre's overdue she's gotta step up to this!

She looks great!!

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Her hair is stringy and fried

there strings everywhere string bikini, stringy hair

Just think...all of you haters are going to be OLD someday and your NEVER going to look as good as her!!!! Go ahead, laugh at "old people" (AKA anyone over 15 to your pea brains)....you'll never look this good!!!

I want my tongue in her asshole.

She is so hot. It's said she is dating a billionaire on " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the rich & celebrity gather! There are some hotter photos of her also!

@ 49

Actually it looks like her vagina area is decomposing already! You know make-up and spray tanning can do so much to cover up her gangrene and unused private parts. And from my very extensive (doctoral) observation it looks like it's spreading... kind of like impetigo.

So if The Superficial writer wants to hit that... by all means, bro. You just better have a condom that's drenched in penicillin, protects from maggots, and that has lamb skin. You know... for the environment and stuff.

"Just think...all of you haters are going to be OLD someday and your NEVER going to look as good as her!!!! Go ahead, laugh at "old people" (AKA anyone over 15 to your pea brains)....you'll never look this good!!!"

Really? There are chicks her age who look way better, like Monica Bellucci. Besides, you don't know what we look like now, much less what we'll look like later. All you're doing is blindly kissing celebrity butt. Pathetic.

It's really weird how misogynistic the comments are on here. The site itself is quite witty, and I like gossip; but the comments are so filled with rage against women who eat/age/do anything independent. I mean, really, that comment back there - we're glad Marilyn died because at least she didn't get fat?? ??
Does it occur to any of you guys that we're just like you? Individuals genetically gifted a body that does its own thing; big, small, thin, voluptuous; attractive to some people, not to others...? Perhaps interesting for our achievements, and not our body type?
No-one's allowed to be fat, but then no-one's allowed to have a skinny flat ass, either. Why is it satisfying to destroy people on the basis of a weird, constructed ideal? - which seems to involve spending one's life weightlifting (but not too much)/being sick (but not too much)/injected with fat or botullism (but not too much)?
Do you realise that this attitude creates another generation of anorexic, self-hating, surgery-fixated bimbo girls?
Or is that what you WANT?
Because then they are too busy hating themselves to get scarily eminent and successful?
Did you ever actually fall in love with someone because she had obviously consecrated her life to making herself accord to your physical ideal?
And if you DID - was she interesting? at all?

Or do you get this stuff out on here in order to vent your poison and thus be nicer in real life?

I am honestly curious. Because I'm starting to think, from this site and others, that the United States is a prehistoric gender relations backwater.

Hello, lisabeller #66 and #61 who keeps spamming us with that lame dating site you can STFU now. Pay us and guarantee your clients provide a full body massage with a happy ending. Also, they must submit to a thorough ass fisting by Budweiser chugging inbreds. If you guarantee both, then we'll visit your crap guzzling site.

PS: Post stuff on young hot Hollywood babes who aren't Brit, Linds or Paris pronto these old hags are killing us!

Give it a rest! Heather looks awsome for 50! My mom had a pot belly when she was only 30! Oh yeah, I forgot, MY mother figgered she didn't have to exercise anymore once she got her claws in a man! Heather, you rock!

I wonder again:
Why is it that celebs don't want to see their own limitations?
TIME HAS PASSED FOR A BIKINI!!!!

i bet a black guys nailing that.

Even a 50 year old man can look like that with enough surgery, stylists, nutritionists, lyposuctionists, and money. I'd still slap her with my meat twenty or thirty times, but still.....

She looks alot like this New York woman that operated herself to a cat (what her name? there was an articel about her from the fish) in this picture: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-heather_locklear_has_milflike.php?bfm_index=2

I doubt seriously she gave the mirror a close look?

Goodness gracious, oh my! I couldn't possible dip into THAT old thing. A studly young guy like myself, with an awesome body from sitting all day in front of this computer could do a heck of a lot better than that, especially now that I've got a job with benefits. I want a woman with a hot body, and I want her YOUNG, and preferably famous. Because I'm worth it!

She is only 46, she's not 50. 46 is not old, wait until you get close to that age, you will laugh at how it is not old. I personally think she should lay off the botox and age gracefully but for being 46 years old she is in great shape. People are damned if they do and damned if they don't in this world. I would love love love to see any of the negative commentors here in a bikini or trunks. Now or when you are 46 and see if you still "have it" then. It's too bad that people seem to think that once you are over 30 years old that you are not worth anything. Boy you have a lot to learn about life.

what's that big spot on her lower stomach? Did she get a tattoo removed or something?

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Not flattering shots of her. She used to be soo cute and sweet looking. Now just haggish.

meh.....I was more of a Heather Thomas guy and dont get me started on the whole Motley Crue/Bonblowme connection.....yeccchh

You scrotum people are NUTS.
Heather Locklear looks DAMN fine, droolicious in fact.
Husband stealer Richards no longer carries the looks to steal the postman even. She has turned into BackFat Betty. Heather has ALWAYS maintained her health while Richards is obviously going to fat, those thighs and hips were made for birthin and holding up a broom skirt. Blech. I am so glad that photo of Richards was published. Free bellyfat sammiches on Denise,literally! LOL

Heather looks good for 46, and the patch is to cover up her Richie tattoo, enough with the speculation....

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

I think she still has one of the hottest belly and belly button going
It does seem like her boobs have shrunk back to a more normal size for her body

did not mean to post multiple comments!

did not mean to post multiple comments!

did not mean to post multiple comments!

I wonder if Heather might be interested in some free sperm?

She looks lovely!There should be a doll created with her figures.She looks like a barbie or something!I try to become like her with my make up.Let's see if I'll make it!

Let's see if I ever make it look like Heather Locklear.In the meanwhile I look like Charlize Theron.I find her pretty creepy, u guyw, but I still look like her!I have almost the same face with Charlize!Kind a give me the chills!What should I do tell me?Kill myshelf or drown perhaps?..,ha,ha, ha we are both so ugly!