Apr 18 2008Hayden Panettiere and the Friday song

very nice

very nice

Cutie

FRORTS!

She is going to give herself a vagina infection because her pussy is eating her shorts ha!

She dresses like Amy Wineheart!

I do believe she's gonna save the world! Or possibly just bench-press it.

It'd be sexier if one of her jumped out of each of Kim's buttcheeks (she'd certainly fit). I suppose it would all have to be timed to a fart, likely with lots of bass given Kim's oversized, um, sound chamber. Probably a turn off. Well, to the white guys...

Seriously..do women get any hotter than this? Just imagine if she had some D's!

Hey look, it's Mini-Fabio!

are you guys nuts? she has a super manly physique. look at those shoulders/pecks/arms/that face. man.

Why am I staring at Brooke Hogan right now?
Seriously, is it just me or is there quite a resemblance between Hayden and the Brooke Beast

nottttttttttt hottttttt

LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!!!

I'd bust my eggs on her! She's like a legal altar boy.

why is jimmy fallon on the set of heroes?

@10
Sandy, i love you

you are the only one who gets it

i hate you Fish,
such an impressionable idiot
this entry sucked
like her vagina is sucking those shorts.

I get bitter when ugglier/less talented/brained people than me gets applauded
silly me

If you love her so damn much, then why don't you buy her some fucking breast implants so that I can enjoy her too? I mean, from the waist down it's all good, but everything else looks like she's selling tickets to the gun show, and that, my friend, is not cool.

NFL quarterback midget? jesus, that's one scary midget body.
No matter how hard the midget tries to be attractive, she's shaped like a man and her height is 4'10'', and her face is ummm... average. Very overrated manly midget.

LMFAO @ #14......

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Woah she looks like a man. And she has cellulite at 18, in a few more years that cellulite is gonna be major cellulite.
Where do you see the boobs, exactly? to me it looks like if a guy who bend presses everyday put on a tight female outfit. Those are not boobs, those are man pectorals.

short girls are HOT! I am short with a phobia and all my guy friends are only into shorties. She has flabby arms - not strong though. And how is she shaped like a man? retards

Woah she looks like a man. And she has cellulite at 18, in a few more years that cellulite is gonna be major cellulite.
Where do you see the boobs, exactly? to me it looks like if a guy who bench presses everyday put on a tight female outfit. Those are not boobs, those are man pectorals.

#21, you're retarded, and probably disgusting.

#8, wow, I knew some people had low standards, but you're just pitiful. You must not have seen a decent looking female in your whole life.

She is so freaking hot. I think I'd lick her butt.

Midget Brooke Hogan. The Hulk Hogan gone tranny midget version muahaha.

Cute little teen body - but the Hollywood machine is sucking her dry as we speak...does she look happy?

a lot jealous females on here today hymmm

I heard she is going to complete in the Beijing Olympics as a German weightlifter. I wish her nothing but the best.

she? looks like a midget male gay hooker.
I bet she'd bench press y'all.

#28 just admit you're gay and that's why you find manly looking females attractive.

It doesn't help that she has that midget voice. She's like something back in the 1970s. In professional wrestling. She could be the midget tagteam partner for some whale like Beyonce.

I never found her to be pretty at all, nothing but average, but wow, in these pictures you can see the girl is actually quite ugly.
And that body... I'd feel ashamed. She has the body of a midget weight lifter.

Haha, she's not THAT muscular. I like her and thinks she's beautiful and a nice physique. :D

The worst part? She's a pretentious condescending know-it-all liberal activist. On that basis alone she deserves to be shredded with criticism.

She should give up the weightlifting and represent the lollipop kids full-time.

That long blonde hair really goes a long way, if it was short, she'd be as nasty as Pink and yall know it.

She has such a typical gymnast body, short and squat .beefy little fatman tits, no ass and short stumpy legs. She really really needs to lay off the heavy weight and start doing multiple reps with light weights to tone rather than bulk. That muscle would look a lot better in her ass.

Poor thing. But you know, I told her that in her case, she needed to quadruple the HGH before even thinking about stacking the steroids. Chicks never listen.

Also, I must admit the small pictures look rather hot but once you enlarge them her weird proprtions kill it.

Man

AIso must add to the comments here she has really bad posture and that's causing a lot of the weirdness, she needs to relax those shoulders and straighten that back, somewhere in there is a neck.

You people are nuts! Hayden is the hottest girl alive. Everybody knows that. I fantasize about her all day! I bet my cock would seem HUGE to a 4-foot 15-year-old boy like her!

She lacks Jenna Jameson's natural beauty, intelligence, and grace.

she is so UGLY! and POOR!

-and -you -are SO UGLY! AND poor TOO!!

AND LOOSERS LOOSERS BTW

nevermind.

i´m drunk

i <3 you all

I just don't understand why fish is in love with this midget. What is the appeal? Unless he has a thing for the gymnasts in their early teens look? Hmm . . .

OMG! She is my favorite! Seems she has a hot profile on " m ee t i n g r i ch. co m" and is now dating a young trillionaire on that site now. it is rumored that she found true love on that site. All of the hot celebrities and trillionaires play on that site because it is so hot and because of all of the playing by celebrities. Does she has a profile on that site? I will check.

#48. "Trillionaire?" You fu**ing spamming morons are getting worse by the day. There are no f***ing trillionaires anywhere on the planet.

I think Hayden's hot, because I have eyes and a penis.

You guys complain all you want.. you'll realize some day it's a waste of time to sit there and bitch about every chick he puts up. You remind me of George Cantstandya on Shallow Hal. You always have to find a flaw because in real life, you're afraid of women, and most likely you're all virgins. Either that or you got lucky ONE time in high school when a drunk chick thought you were her boyfriend and accidentally brushed the purse she was carrying on your cock, leading you to tell all your friends that you TOTALLY did it with her.

That said, she is nowhere NEAR manly, in any way. She's got a hell of a body and I wouldn't hesitate to put a serious hurtin' on her.

Oh yeah, I forgot another cliche hater.. the "No one thinks I'm funny in real life so I have to make cracks that I think are witty towards beautiful girls so I will seem more confident and humorous to more people than just myself." Did I forget anything?

She's so ugly. Fat, chunky, big-boned...she looks like a soccer player lol Superficial, you have no taste :)

YOU ALL ARE SUCH HATERS!!
Im a girl and i can appreciate that she is a very cute girl, a lot hotter than ANY of you all!
jealousy. . .shame on you!

YOU ALL ARE SUCH HATERS!!
Im a girl and i can appreciate that she is a very cute girl, a lot hotter than ANY of you all!
jealousy. . .shame on you!

I guess there really is a God.

whoever cast her in Heroes as the 'hot blonde' should be on the sex offenders register. the gay one.

Cellulite ?! How did can you say that ?! I mean after I read some of your comments I tried too see it on the picutres but I can't seem to find some. People are just ao jealous because she's not a plastic bimbo. She actually have real blond hair and is naturally pretty. What if she's stronger than the avrage actresses ?! It's not unattractive, and thanks god dhe's not skinny bordeline anorexic. Have you seen Madonna ?! Now that woman has muscles !!! But look at her, she's one of the most popular person in the media world. I'm a girl and honestly I think Hayden is nicely shaped and I wish I could compare to her. So sucked it up ladies. Not your fault if you are all jealous bitches !!!

Lily, Lily, Lily,
This is a site to jokingly make fun of celebutards. When I say she should go back to representing the lollipop kids full-time I am only making a Wizard of Oz joke at her expense. For the record, I think she looks fine. She's once, twice, three times a lady. Can't we all just get along? All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

#24 go fuk yourself

They didn't make 'em like that back in my day...

I used to think she was really pretty. But then I saw how manly her shoulders are. *shudders*

Very manly, very stubby. There is nothing wrong with short--that isn't her problem. Her problem...once again, children? Very manly, very stubby. All together now...

Songs ? Poetry ? This 'Fish man' getting as lame as Mr. BinkWad.
Binky : Oh come on Knee. That 'Kim's Kitchens' was certainly acceptable a few links back.

Why is there so much white trash glorification in this country nowadays?

#61,
Binky,
What in the hell are you doing on this site before 1:30 AM? Midwest Earthquake? Inside job?

Ted. I was trying the 'Stay up All Night - Who Really Gives a Shit' program along with 'Tony Little' (tm) exercisers' skis during an extensive reno where my kitchen even moved.( And Dry Wall dust may have finally killed the Dyson(tm)
And for those you keeping score for your home - always feel free to consider whether or not you want to hire alcoholic workers.
Figure I should try day-time for a while - although there seems to be a lot more traffic at this place during the day. And, as Andy Rooney used to say, 'It's a lot easier spewing a week's worth of drivel commentary in one night." etc.

I say we finish off the Caananites and bomb the Iranians and then take Canada from those thankless chinooks and then let all the cheap labor Mexicans move here and then give all our military hardware to Israel.
That would be a good start.
Anyway, I think this girl is beautiful, but then hey, I am a white guy who likes white chicks. They don't need fake tits and giant smelly asses and dark hair. I likes em white.

Anyway where was I? Oh yeah. Who cares about the forests and the pollution and the climbing national debt? Fucking liberals make me sick. We should attack them. Declare war of liberals

WAR!!!!!!

(sorry)

she needs to lose a lil' weight.

Sorry but I must be missing the attraction here. Her face is average and she's so short and stocky. She's going to be fighting some serious thunder-thighs in about 5 minutes.

Well, at least # 66 McCain said 'sorry'.
You're not going to get that out of PNAC, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, Perle, Feith, Larry Silverstein, the MSM etc. Talk about Change !

She need to quit doing shoulder presses before she HULKS OUT....wel, that or pose naked before she gets all nassy lookin'

Bishop
http://.www.alphaunleashed.com
http://www.new-alpha.com/seduction.htm

Yeah she's hot. More importantly the Friday song was hilarious. The writer checked out at noon.

Cliff Notes guy: there aint nuthin to be sorry about. Collateral damage. CDOs?
Let em all walk the streets and I say we drive by and pick the poor off from our double decker SUVs! YeeHaaaaaaaaaaa! Blood is like wine (except the HIV - I do hope they expedite that process).
I got my little American flag pin inserted in the end of my piss tip! I got a flag flying all day long! I am a patriot! I am a brain dead foot soldier of the New World Order! Let em take my country away...away...I will serf the wave for them with the sharks nipping my heels.
But I am strong for I identify with the carnage as though it were somehow a projection of my worth - I am on the winning team! We are the Bad Boyz Bad Boyz...watcha gonna do ???
We are big and they are small and we will rape them and pillage them. Hurrah hurrah!
And in the end...?

touche for realizing you posted jenna jamison pics and understood that you can't end a friday on that note. that's almost as bad telling your supervisor's wife that she could loose a few. nice save though. jesus christ hayden and your strong yet still uniquely feminine structure. bonah in da sweat pants!

she's gonna pork out. i have spoken.

Cutie patootie! Just get it now because that ass isn't going to stay that size for long.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

She is a fine thing now. But Polly and Conscience have it right. She's going to get Mary Lou Retton (sp?) Syndrome.

And a shout out to Bink and Ted.

That's a tight package. She's quite the little spinner.

jewel - juggs + steroids = hayden

she's a tight little package, alright...but its like its all packed in there TOO tight. like some how its all going to explode into being really fat. or that the constipation holding it all together will come to an end, and then it will be a particularly unpleasent explosion...those titties look like she squeezed all the fat that should be distributed across her body and shoved it into a bra. its not like she is offensive to looks at. better than most of the female population. but someone like jessica biel is way hotter. still toned, but with actual curves and on the frame of an actual adult. short women creep me out...most guys i know who like them specifically have power issues. not ones that date the occassional petitte girl...but the ones who have some wierd fetish about it.

yummy

she's good enough for me. plus she has money. I'll take her.

she is very beautiful lady
i love her body

i like her ................i want her.....................i think her..............

Cheers Huck Duck.
Always good to hear your quack.

Bink - The 'IT guys", as they say in the industry,are having a bit of a prob connecting the people 'keeping score at home' - with the last link up there at.like, #82.

Binky : So ?

Oh and cheers #71. Sober up - or pass me a cold one.
The solution is - Start taking out the people at the top! They're all cowards anyway.
Don' t bother 'fighting in the streets' against uninformed pawns.' Just start killing the people who put the pawns there in the first place.
Start taking them out at the top and let God sort them out.
Don't lose any sweat on the pawns.
Actually this approach has been done in the past.( Successfully )
Cliff Notes : What are you saying exactly here Bink ? Kill them all ?
Binky : No Cliff. Come on now. This is America.
You'all got your guns. Aim for the bad guys.

oh look- she bought her boobies finally.

Knee Ya Ha Ha : So hAYDEN. Me and 'Frank' 'from 16th floor have night shift.
Feeling a little ROSIE ? ....DOLPHINS LOOKING a little bIt Sad ? Because....?
Inside job ?

bINKY : rOCK ON kNEE. i'M GOING TO BED. Have s good 'weak end' everyone and don't forget to check your 'Caps Lock' - as they say in the industry....
.....
.....

She's a sexy little thing.

Now where the fuck do you guys get this name "Fish" from everytime. I've been following The Superficial for quite some time, and I can not see any reference to his name on the whole site, other than in the posted comments.

On topic: I'd do her.

Hayden Penertration is ok I guess.

#77 - hilarious

#88 - it's short for Super"fish"al - as in the name of the site. Moron.

Hayden's the new Poison Dwarf

forget about the pic. its all about the friday song......

SHE'S STARTING TO LOOK OLD. ISN'T SHE 19? I GUESS THAT 31 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE SHE'S FUCKING IS DRAINING HER ESSENCE

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

HuckyDucky back to you. Fish has it bad for this young midget. I'll bet he gets her a bike helmet for her birthday and takes her bowling.

Tasty.

I see the Hollywood trash finally figured out a way to get more attention.. show of their bras or go braless.

Ah... Isn't the female body a wonderful thing?

Sassy

Sassy

I think jesse had about the best comment. It's hard to top that.

Well, I could add one thing...just one: This chica is a bit young for my taste, but that's because I'm old. Other than that, she's banging cute and will be banging hot in a few years.

Why on earth do straight women comment about other women? It comes off as odd to me. Maybe that whole lack of a penis and hating everything that penises like.

God, I love that song. It really should be a church hymn.

its weird, if you scroll so that you only see from the neck down in the pics her body looks freaking hot. and she has a pretty face....so why does she look so fugly/manish in so many pics? its like her head doesn't fit her body correctly

Jesus Christ you people are weird. This is a human body. It is perhaps average, but it is not disfigured, or blatantly ugly. I think she looks healthy and youthful. If you want some huge breasted thing with no meat on her (contradictory things might I add) your best bet is a blow up doll. That way you can have your measurements, a custom fit. Next bet, someone with such low self-esteem that she would insert dangerous compounds into her chest, and her finger down her throat just to appeal to you. Good luck with that, and good luck with all the shrink visits she'll definitely need.

man boobs

wow , that is one beefy girl. gross

She looks like Jewel when Jewel was hot.

Nice try Hayden. We all know you're one flat, undeveloped girl; no mega pushup bras are going to fool us. As your bra drops to the floor, watch your lover's face crumble.

She's a pretty girl but she need to stop lifting those weights!! .. broad shoulders is not cute on a girl

#44, I think the word you're looking for is "LOSERS" not "LOOSERS."
Idiot.

She;s not bad looking but not great looking either. Go to any high school and you can find 20 better looking girls.

holy shit... #14 's comment.. fuckin awesome

Wow...I'm watching Remember the Titans on TV and I just realized...Hayden Pantierre plays the assistant coach's daughter.

I don't particularly like her, but geeezzz.... what's with all the "man" comments? She's looking freakin adorable and pretty damn hot. I'm a little jealous.

Sexy girl.

in my opinion, shes okay ... shes not drop dead gorgeous but not horrible looking either ... shes okay ... and she has really broad shoulders

#112:
awesome comment lol

What is she; like 4 foot 8 or so?

Such a weird looking little nugget.

The chest is big,yet there are no boobs. The butt is also big, yet there are no butt cheeks. He looks little yet bloated at the same time...sort of like a dude that uses steroids.

I can't figure it out, but I know his hair extensions are saving his carrier.

She's only 4'8 when she is standing Fish's penis. Othewise, she's 4'6.

I forgot the word "on" in that last post. Sorry Fish.

I still enjoy
http://www.thenonsense.com/2008/04/avril-lavigne-gets-felt-down-by-someone-uglier-than-you/

God, that face is ugly, sorry. She has the face of half a male elf and half a viking. And that body scares me, shit, that's the body of a paraolympics weight lifting champion, you know, a midget weight lifting champion. She's so stubby and she looks like she'd bench press ya'll. Those wide shoulders like a man's and those bench presser pectorals instead of tits, eww. It wouldn't hurt her to grow up a little and have a more feminie body, but I guess that's what you have to deal with when you're 4'10''. Anyone who finds this manly midget attractive is just absolutely DESPERATE, plain and simple.

You whores and fags need to move on. She is a babe.

Andy

A little less rouge, my dear. Then you're getting it hard and fast.

Rapid nookie is the order of the day.

Allow me to translate this from douchebag-ese to English:

"She looks like a mini-Fabio"

"She's ugly!"

"There's nothing special about this girl."

Translation: I wish I were as hot as Hayden Panettiere (or I wish my girlfriend/wife were as hot as Hayden Panettiere).

Another quality douchebag translation from Lugh.

I want to fuck her so bad.

yeah she does look a little like brooke hogan. but considering that i think brooke hogan is hot its not a bad thing :D

I've found that most guys like girls built like gymnasts (like me; on the short side and muscular) because

-easy to pick up (light weight)
-easy and fun to manipulate in to fun positions (due to flexibility)
-muscular enough to provide "punishment" (if you're into that sort of thing)
-healthy enough that we won't die due to either malnourishment (tall underweight bitches) or a heart attack or diabetes (fat overweight cunts)

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e, c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Hayden i s totally cool!
What a little cutie! And I love that she loves animals.
She is soo adorable!

I'd like her to kick me in the balls, then when I am down on the floor she would kick the shit out of me tie me up and whip me until I pass out from the pain.
When I wake up I will be bound helpless and naked and Hayden will be torturing my bound genitals, while sitting on my face. Forever!
When she is done you can have what is left.

people, she is stocky. There isn't much she can do about that.

i'd let her stomp on my balls.
Then beat my cock to a bloody pulp with those cute little stilettos!

And she is not stocky just athletic and nice.
A squeeze with those cute little thighs could break a guys neck.
He would be smiling as he died.

WHITE MEN ONLY LIKE ANOREXIC CHICKS

She needs to lose 10 lbs pronto!

He'd do very well in Thailand. He's got the whole midget ladyboy thing down pat - don't been fooled by the tight crotch - he's tucked his wang between his legs.

SHE LOOKS LIKE FABIO!!!!

Nice pics. Also, Matt Shadonix from Arizona is a fag who sucks cock and has a small penis himself.

What's wrong with her? I'd let her sit on my face for days. Then again, I'm heterosexual.

Wait a minute are we all talking about the same shots?????
U said Hot? u must be totally wasted to say so!!!
God she has an awkward body, fat thighs, weird arms and a manly manner !!!*she is nothing but an average girl !!!!

Such a nice ASS!!!!!!! Rounded and ohh soo beautiful. I would love to fuck her doggy style all night long.... This picture is making me HARD....

You know the "LITTLE GTO" song?
By Ronnie and the Daytona's.

she shouldn't be a good lay !! and believe me i know what i'm talking about!

#55 I think u should get back to school and practice your English !
your spelling urgently needs a brushing up !!! however I'm going to give you the benefice of the doubt and consider that you were stoned whan you were typing !

she looks like a man....body like a man....arms like a man....i bet she has manly parts under her shorts

eeeewwww hayden but some clothes on no wants to see ur flegs ( fat legs) man ur probally worse brittany spears but at least she has a body go on a dieett !

#142
Chill out ! I just forgot to check my spelling that's all. No need to freak out.
Just wondering how many languages you can speak...English only, well try typing in French or German and then we'll see.

eew, she has a really fat ass, she needs to be saved she is starting to look like a whale herself!

eeeewwww hayden but some clothes on no wants to see ur flegs ( fat legs) man ur probally worse brittany spears but at least she has a body go on a dieett !

Elle est vraiement moche cette fille ! (french)

Translation = this girl is really ugly (english)

She has a sweet little bucket...I'd like to bend her over and drive her home like Miss Daisy! So plump, so sweet and fully-rounded! THAT IS AN ASS! Not like some of those skinny-ass bitches running around La-La Land!

At least Hayden does not have to wear a girdle like Kim Kardaskank. She looks nice for her body type.

@#128 Silly girl, muscles are for boys! A few other things...you claim men like you (and since you need to say it, its probably not true), but the reasons you give don't make sense. Muscle weighs more than fat...it actually weighs quite a bit, so you probably actually aren't that light. I have never seemed to have a problem lifting a normal height and weight female for the purposes I think you have in mind. As far as the flexibility is concerned--your legs are probably too short to get behind your head...a tall and flexible girl has it on you any day. And you forgot to mention the all important tits. I am guessing you neglected it, cause you and your midget ilk are lacking them? As I said before, men that only like tiny women as some sort of fetish often have control issues. I prefer tall women (more elegant) but height aside, I like a girl with a feminine and lean shape. Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johasson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Cathrin Zeta Jones, Kelly Brook...really any variation on an actual grown female with the right parts.

Just a comment for above: most of those celebrities listed above are between 5'2'' and 5'6'', not that much taller?

Kelly Brook stands at a perfect 5'8." And I would guess Jessica Beil must be in that neighborhood as well...But as I said, I PREFER tall women...but shape is more important than height. I can accept short if the trade off is worth while ( Scarlett Johansson)...but there is nothing better than a perfect hourglass on mile long legs....Admittedly, many tall women in the media are too thin (models and such), but the ones who are tall and shapely in the media, or in real life, are the most perfect creatures I could ever imagine....

#151

Jessica Simpson is not tall at all and is only 5'3" but she does have nice curves; unlike Kim Kardaskank who is fat and has to wear a girdle.

That is one flat ass and some nice fat truck driver boobies, but its cool I like the androgynous altar boy type.

we just felt bad for not saying how hot you looked, etc : )

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO F*CKING EXAGGERATIVE IT'S INSANE. There is absolutely nothing wrong with her. GET ON WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. =)

It's thursday YOU WHORE!!