Apr 29 2008Harrison Ford & Carrie Fisher had drunken space sex

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"got a hold of Carrie Fisher's cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force"

OMG, I'm dying over here! LOL

For the record, I'd bump uglies with ford too.

FIRST!

Wow, superficial writer guy, way to give us an up-to-the-minute, breaking news story =)

My guess is Bill O'Reilly is still confident in his job security.

Little does he know you're lurking around the corner..

:: insert evil laugh here ::

hahahahahahaha

i had to ask my self who is Carry fisher

You just know Chewbacca got a piece of that.

lolololol one of your funnier posts. Not too surprised by this.

Carrie Fisher 1980 = kind of attractive

Carrie Fisher now = my penis commits suicide rather than see her hoo-ha

You're welcome fish.. and where the HELL is the picture of Harrison??? A little love for the ladies please????

Ohhhhhhhhh Indy!!!!

What a hooker, she'd never had an affair, like it's something everyone has to do to fulfil their lives

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

So what? Who cares?

sarlac pit, great stuff!!

If she was really eager for adventure, she should have tried ATM with James Earl Jones. Although, if it's a black guy, how do you know if there's any "A" on it when you go "TM"? Frist, little help?

she's about as attractive as sally fields...

@10- I see your innuendos, and I raise you "lines in Star Wars that are improved by using the word Pants"

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!

You are unwise to lower your pants.

Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your Highness.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one . . . Your sister!

PS: She may not be so hot now, but shes frekin funny as hell as an author..

@13- eat shit and live asshole..

She's extremely bright, extremely funny, extremely creative, with a very colorful overall personality.

So, no, I don't want to fuck her.

I just wish I could see that stick Calista Flockhart's face when she hears another woman saying "Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks." Especially now that she's stuck with old Harrison and not young hot Harrison.

Thats odd.
She always seemed as if she needed a good horse fucking.
I guess Solo couldn’t deliver the goods, bummer, always thought he was a candy ass.
I bet Chewy could have roughed it up nicely....

I'd be shocked if Calista Flockhart has any interest in sex. I've always assumed that's why she married Mr. Saggy Balls.

Weird. It seemed implied that R2D2 had some sort of device that would pleasure the Princess, some "Galactic Sybian" or, if she's as kinky as she seems in real life, a "Death Starfish".

I watch quite a lot of porn.

#13 haha, I get it. ATM blah blah blah you are such a loser..

Hey real veggi: I think you have to send the Fish dude a pic of Ford, he only has chick pics.

Harrison said he had been attracted to her ever since she did her infamous sexy photoshoot in Girl's Life magazine.

So... he had to be drunk to bone her... no surprises there.

#13 - Besides, she was a princess, why would she degrade herself by fucking that n i g g e r???

@10

Oh, that comment was made of all kinds of win. :D Thank you so much for the laugh.

You know Yoda had a piece of Leia too...

"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!!"

#25 oooohhh....so original..

Get a life. I'm outta here. It's lunch.

I always thought that Han Solo was HAND SOLO if you get what I mean

Hans better soak his bullwhip in some Viagara before he starts whipping it around these days. Ooops, wrong movie.

Way cool - Jabba no bodda Veggi.

"Once I was about to bone my girlfriend, but Star Wars came on and she said, No way."

Wow -- all of a sudden, my user name is pretty frickin' relevant...

My respect for Harrison Ford just went up even more.

I sense a disturbance in the force

Veggi, great story!! Funny though, you don't look Druish.

"Gave her a bit of The Force..." That's some good shit. I'm gonna start using that one.

fo' sho..what veggi said-- where's a pic of harrison? you know you DO have female viewers. but this doesn't surprise me...it's hott! <33

Carrie is a member of a millionaire club " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the millionaire & celebrity have romance!

Oh man if they did sleep together she was one lucky girl!

If I was gonna make a movie with Harrison Ford, I too would walk on set thinking I wanted to have a fling. Carrie Fisher had the right frame of mind!

Carrie Fisher rocks! She is one of the funniest actor/ writer out there and I hope she was lucky enough to screw Harrison Ford! I would and still would even if he is an old man, because he's Han Solo!

good for her. i don't care what anyone says, harrison is still fucking sexy. you can't blame the girl for hitting that!

Ugh, Ford, man, I thought you had some taste. Oh wait, no you don't.

Don't worry though. We're still friends.

"The man wants to put his "lightsaber" into a woman's "Sarlacc pit.""

Factual error: Han Solo doesn't have a lightsaber. However, in Empire Strikes Back, he doesn't hesitate to borrow Luke's to get into... well... "This may not smell good, kid, but it'll keep you warm." Well, who else was in that closet with Fisher and Ford? Say, somebody named Hamill?...

By the way, Harrison will be forced to make some sort of comment now. My guess is that he'll say that the whole thing happened while he was frozen in carbonite and couldn't defend himself.

No problem. Princess Leia simply senced the force inside and outside.

Love the spaceballs reference (you too, Auntie Kryst)

Star wars and sex just don't go togehter man, they just don't.
Some of these posts are proof of that.

that was funny

eeerrrrrr...

you did actually read the article ?

Shaking her head and saying: "I’m going to get in so much trouble," she adds: "Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes."

hmmmm...

so... are we nearly there yet ?

Some of these comments sound like they're coming from professional comment leavers. Which means they're fake. Which kills what has been written by the writer. Which is bad.

You see, I read the comments. And when I read a comment that sucks, it takes away my enjoyment of the post. So, what you are actually doing is a subtle form of stealing. You see, that's where the term "sucks" comes from. It means you are sucking the life out of something. Which, again, is a subtle form of stealing. So don't suck, don't steal, and don't post useless comments. You're not just harming yourself when you suck, you are also harming others.

Thank you