Apr 2 2008Gisele Bundchen, your, uh, butt's sticking out

Nice. She's also topless, I guess.

fantASStic. ROFLLOLOL

nice!

Wow, I was first! ^

what an ass

...I really dont

DAMN!! What can you say bad about that??

SIXTH. I bet she even has a nice anus. even when there's poo coming out of it. or a fart.

Well, Gisele Bundchen looks nice and all but really not much to report on this front. Certainly there are more important folks to post about as well as show pictures of.

Ho-hum. Let us hope this is not the last one reported today.

Randal

When I die, I want to come back as that guys hand..

Wow. Imaging getting three Superbowl rings inside that.

To think three Superbowl rings have been up all in that.

I bet that anus has been probed more than Sputnik did space. Surprised a condom didn't just drop out during the shoot.

I have a bunchen....

in my pants.

Im usually happy to jump in and diss the morbidly thin/obese beautiful/unbeautiful ......
but she has a really great ass. Wow. Im a straight married woman, and even I'd like to trade places with that guys hand on the off chance that some of that assy goodness might rub off on me.

Randal, we know that these pics gross you out cuz you're gay as a parade. Don't even bother denying it.

By the way, why's it not spelled "Randall"? Did somebody beat the "L" out of you? I wanna volunteer to help make you "Randa"

What are the chances that guy is a homosexual... oh irony you slay me

@15 are you a happily straight married women?

This is the first time that I have posted and/or commented here. The reason I am changing my mind is because of #16. That is single-handedly the funniest reply I have ever read on this site.

Now if thats not classy I don't know what is; she's basically a really well paid stripper. And hey superfish guy, you like Tim's ass now, huh???

I would stick it in her pooper repeatedly.....

.

I bet she's a Democrat.

I'm hitting that. Keep your ring Eli.

That ass is so nice it makes you overlook her horseface.

And #22, she is probably a libertarian.

Happily straight, married, and also still significantly "hot" by California standards.
And because I do occasionally peruse these boards, I also already know about YOU Jimbo. So don't even go there - I will rip you a new one, and I promise it won't be a fraction as pretty as Giselle's.
I'm content with my MILF status, but I can completely appreciate a gorgeous ass and wish that it were mine.

#24 ha, I bet she doesn't even know what a library is.

wat a lucky son of a bitch.....

Bags o lame - quit harshing on Jimbo, half the crap he says isn't even him..

#25, that's funny, yet ironic.

...or else you'll have me to deal with. Got that, bags o bitch?

@9 Randal

You prefer fat asses like Kim Kardaskank lol!

@25 Hmmm rip me a new one? That could be fun. I doubt if you know all about me. More than half of what is posted on here under my name is a troll or multiple trolls

It is funny how significantly "hot" by California standards most people are in here when no one can see them..

#30 that was funny...bags o bitch...where do you come up with that stuff??

Hey Jimbo, I consider myself insigificantly hot..

You know, cuz no one gives a shit.

people who comment on this website are super fucking creepy/need to get lives

@30, WOW, Thanks FRIST. How are you doing today?

I think she is too skinny. She need big hips, big thighs, and a huge ass like Kim Kardashian. Although Kim has to wear a butt girdle to look good, she is still hotter than this chick.

DAAAAAAAYAAAAMMMMM!!!! As a New Yorker, a Super Bowl ring is all well and good, but I think I'd rather wake up to that. And yeah, I'd hit that.

Just checked......people are still bickering back and forth about politics on the Heidi Montag post. That fucker just refuses to die.

Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:

http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html

Jimbo, you're welcome. For #28. #30 was my troll. But whatever. The troll was funnier.

Nice job copying other websites but actually making the caption less humorous.

16 that was a f@cking great comment

@41, 42, & 43 Nice job on clicking on the "Post Your Comment" button 3 times you moron!!

It's ok to say fucking in here..

This tranny can show her ass all she wants to try to get some attention and to try to drive the attention away from her tranny face, but she'll still look like a fucking tranny and like a supermodel who millions of non-supermodel girls at all are much prettier than, which means she and supermodels are really: OVERRATED.

I'm sorry but I don't find her to be that good looking, at all.

@48 & 49, Thanks for proving my point dip shit!!

QQcrybaby - please go back to the other websites that are being copied but actually have more humorous captions. This one is obviously a little to complicated for you.

Wait, now that it is OK to use the F word. Fucking dip shit!!

Didn't Warren Beatty wear those shorts first? They look good (butterface) but not original.

@ Mike (46)

Put your spectacles back on. The girl is gorgeous.

imagine if she farted on his hand..... hehe.

Looks like she's getting her ass spanked by that guy. She's stil not cooperating so someone else is handing him the hairbrush... I can dream can't I!

Looks like she's getting her ass spanked by that guy. She's stil not cooperating so someone else is handing him the hairbrush... I can dream can't I!

Where do I get that dude's job? Ass handler to the stars and supermodels...mmm. Fortunately, as my hands are the size of catcher's mitts, I could even work for Kim Kardashian. Any ideas where to look? I checked monster.com and did a keyword search on "ass" and "hands on" and I got was a job posting for Tom Cruise's personal assistant.

I hate long winded faggots..

pity all women don't look like Gisele. am i right?

FRIST, WTF? what did you do? All the long winded faggot stuff is gone..

I know people..

Cool, can I be your friend??

She's too skinny. And she looks mean. She always has a mean, conceited look on her face. I don't like her.

Bridget, maybe she does not like you becasue you're to fat. Did yo ever think of that?

what this picture tells us is that you have to put some wacky cut out jeans on her, hide the bottom part of her ass, and make her stand with her legs all askew to make her flat ass look round. great optical illusion!

I don't like her either, Birdshit..

The best part is that the ass oiler is dreaming about cock (they don't give that sort of job to straight men) ;).

@63 Works for me. And I think it works for most of the male hetero population..

What a fucking great sexy ass.

One in a million.

#63 Sara

It can't be any worse than Kim Kardaskank wearing a girdle and making her big ass look unnatural.

All models stick out their ass, even Kim sticks out her big ass to try to make it look perky.

I stick out my ass when I take side profiles and wearing heals always helps too.

All standard models are skinny. If you want to see fat chicks then go visit Kim Kardaskanks site lol!

fuck you and your 'lol'

#69 anni

Hey fat ass, put the food down and go exercise lol!

Don't hate us for knowing when to push ourselves away from the plate lol!

You bitches are extra bitchy today, even more bitchy than me lol..

HEY FRIST LOL!

Damn, nice try at copying Durden's site fucking unfunny piece of trash.

Wait, FRIST - was there more long winded gay porn that I missed???

I forgot that no navigating away from the porno or leaving the house was allowed. Damn me for having a life!!!

Hey Jimbo, is it time to go home yet lol??

Yeah ript, it went on for days. I like all types of porn too, but this was awkward porn..

Well, I'm outta here!

Later fuckers it's happy hour!!! LOL

To Caro at 19. Thanks . You made my day.

She has a nice body, but she's a bit of a butterface.

#16 Bwhahahahaaaa,,,WE HAVE A WINNER!

Butt-bongo!!!!!

Where did Jimbo and Frist go?

Oh wait, I hear them fucking.

Thesuperficial, bringing stupid ass fags together.

This is a decent pic and I've seen good ones of her--but she is a horseface. Okay, we're not looking at her face here, I get it. Waaay better than that fat peed-on chick, but to be honest there are lots better out there {Natalie Portman, whom I loathe, but her ass in Hotel Chevalier is to die for}. Her body isn't that great, I think it's the outfit that is alluring.

She is really hot. She posted her personal pix on the celeb dating site SearchingM illionaire.c o m.what's she looking for there?

Frist and Jimbo, you are hilarious

i love how her ass so beautifully sticks out of an outfit that is made of toilet paper...

Of course her ass is sticking out. That's what they're selling, right?

I agree with Brigit #61, Gisele is too skinny. However, from a distance, it's a great pose and photo. But in real person, I think that she's too thin (and please don't tell me that I should go look at that phony Kim Kardashian)..

I went with a really pretty tall thin girl in college, and she was all elbows, knees, hip bones, and ribs. I got major bruises from her. But when she was dressed, she did look really good.

she's a self-absorbed whore. any woman who lays up with a deadbeat dad is nothing but a viper herself. she probably loves the fact that he's neglecting his baby for her. i hope he knocks her up and screws her over too. her man face is pushing 30 and there are thousands of younger, prettier, tighter girls out there that could lure her caveman away.

She's a friggin anorexic. 5'10' and 98 lbs.

I suspect she does hate me Mike, but not because I'm too fat. She hates me because I get to eat lunch.

Gisele ! WATCH OUT !!!!
Slow down hun !!!- you're about to collide with a grey wall !!
(And put some pants on)

(And GB - Stay away from the 'Lima/Fava bean Surprise.'
Well. Ok I know those Tacos were on sale - but they seem to have blown the back out of your shorts)

#90

She's 5'7", 130 lbs.

What are the chances that guy is a homosexual... oh irony you slay me

Well, it is common knowledge that Tom Brady is a flamin' homo ,turd burgling pickle sniffing nancy boy

#96 - Jimmy - what are the odds 9/11 was an Inside Job ?

You know we're in a recession when supermodels are wearing clothes like this... I hope it gets worse.

I have to laugh because only Gisele could get away with an outfit like that - people on here are saying she has a horse face, but obviously she is photogenic and leggy. Could you imagine the everyday typical person in those shorts? LOL! I'm super into fitness, but I know I'd look like an idiot in that getup!!!!

Lovely, lovely, lovely.

that bitch is disgusting!!
those bony stick legs make me wanna puke!!!!!
"supermodels" are soooooooooooo overrated!!!!!!!!!!

102 bitch ass negros

102 bitch ass negros

So. # 98 - #103
Obviously you people seem to have your 'pulse' - as they say in the industry- on today's society .
So, Inside job ? Ever research concepts = like 'gravity' ?
Free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
That type of thing ? Just wondering.

She is sexy.I have searched her photo on M a r r y M i l l i o n a i r e .C o m which is a celeb dating site. It is said that she is dating with a guy but i do not believe that!

Knee Ya Ha Ha : # 105 My sources are now saying she's dating an 'Ass Light Reducer' but personally - even after that weird season in Milan - not sure which guy that was,
So #105 - Inside job ?
Cliff Notes : Knee - maybe it's the guy in the pictures above there.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.

That's $5000.00 per ass pat 'cuz EEWWWW - It's a GIRLS' ASS!!! Thank God I have my sweet Pashmina wrapped around my neck - after I Purell my hands 63 times, I use it to shield my eyes from the grotesque female form and daydream about the sweet times I've spent on Key West. Mojito, anyone? When no one was looking, I tattered my boxer-briefs to look like those - I'll be the belle of the ball tonight! Speaking of belles, no ladies are "significantly hot" by "California standards" like the ones from Fresno!!! Bean Burritos on me!!!

All anuses feel the same. If you close your eyes you cold be fucking anybody. That aside, I'd still like to lick this bitch's tonsils from behind.

I wish MY ass looked that good. Ugh.

he doesn't work there.

that's just some dude crashing the set, touching her butt

Her ASS looks better than her face

"bunda" in portuguese means ass.
ha ha

and for those dumb people who don't know, portuguese is the language spoken in brazil, where she's naturally from.

not funny, i know.
oh well...

She makes me want to study proctology

I want those shorts

She does have a flat little ass doesn't she?

SOMETHING has to hold those wiffle ball bat legs together.

That is one beautiful woman.

For all of the douche-bags commenting on her "flat ass", "butta-face" and "wiffle ball bat legs" - take a long hard look in a mirror then comment.

I'd be willing to be there isn't one, not ONE aleged man in here that would have a snowballs chance in hell of tagging her or anyone who looked remotely like her.

What a nice profession the tranny is in. I've seen the same thing on Nature with all the maggots working over the queen in a writhing colony.

Criticize away, bitter bitches. Your body is misproproportioned in places, you have stretch marks, you need to lose some pounds and firm up, and your face is "cute" or "pretty" when you're at your best (the last time was years ago). You know it, we know it.

#116 leave reality of this....thank you.

#119 correction: leave reality OUT OF THIS...thank you. Back to the latte'.

@CJ - You're probably right. What was I thinking? LOL

Holy shit!
That ass could turn this straight, married, mother of 3 into a lesbian!

damn, Fish..
Help me out and post some hot, half nekkid, sexy man so I can snap back to heterosexuality!
Thanks a bunch

Randal do not listen to the homophobic freaks. They are nature's garbage and truly they are more gay than anyone.

Boys if you are SO into women then why does a gay man make you SO uncommftorable? A guy who is really confident in his sexuality would never be bothered by someone who is gay. Live and let live.

Most women cannot stand homphobic guys because it suggests to us that you aren't secure after all and that perhaps you've had a few boy dreams and locker room boners that scared you shitless. Us girls with tight asses who get hit on every second of the day love being around gay guys because they won't hit on us and many of us have gay friends so if you want to tap a model you better realize that most of us spend a lot of time with gay men and don't take kindly to your sissy alpha pig male overcompensatory bullshit.

So by all means guys if you want to prove how insecure and secretly gay you are continue being biggoted homophobes.

Her ass is so much nicer than her face. Too bad she's no ass face. I'd just talk to her butt all day if I was Brady and continously drop things, hide all her regualr underwear and buy her lots of thongs and cut big holes in her pants.
Yeah chicks love it when you ruin their clothes. Wait...

The ass patter guy is gay, there's no way Gosele or Tom would let a striaght man do that. Frankly I wish it was a hot female assistant, but that would be too good wouldn't it god? Why won't you let us be happy?
Now that baseball cap guy is definitely not gay and my sister is adding that girls would definitely call him hot so I'd say he's pretty lucky. Hotter than brady my sister is instructing me to write. Okay fair enough.

So is the ass guy putting blush on those babies or what?

i would bang that.
the ass guy is putting grease on them

She has a hot fit body. She eats, but eats very well as you can tell and is also active. She is a bit too tall and has a horse face. See how long her nose is. Have you ever seen her before she got her nose done? But they couldn't make it shorter LOL. I don't know her so I can't say whether I like her or hate her, but anyone could have a smashing body with a lot of work and sunless tanner.

ZOMG I so saw a chick wearing these same shorts at the grocery store the other day. It was intense.

Brady is a lucky man
and
im jealous of him...even tho imma girl

And I thought "Pretty Boy" Tom Brady was the only one who could touch Gisele's bum...??? Obviously not...!!! That's O.K....we KICKED HIS ASS IN THE SUPER BOWL ANYWAY...!!!

18-1...!!!

lol funny :) The guy is probably a fruit anyway.

she is an ugly, fugly cunt. her bony stick legs and shitty bod don't impress me in the slightest. some idiot said that she's 5'7 130- that's pure fuckin bullshit!!!!!
she's 130 when wearing 30 pounds of clothing. she is so sickly and weak looking that if she ever had to carry around that much weight, her shitty anorexic body would collapse under the strain.

In that last pic, she looks pretty pissed that no one's fed her any carrots and sugar cubes yet.

Mena Suvari's butt is way better than hers.

buttah face! There aren't better looking models out there to photograph? I never got this one. Leo DiCaprio must be insane.

really tight ass.

#136, no you're not. and YOU above everyone else know it. It's called denial.

Well, I hope the expression of distaste on that friend-of-Dorothy assistant proves to you disbelievers once and for all that Giselle is NOT A Man

Motor boat time!

So that's the ass that has seen Tom Brady's dick? I'm so jealous! I would bottom for him anyday!

she is nothin special...horny fucks get yourselves a girl or two

Great body but she has a "butt" ugly face, in fact her butt is better looking than her face.

im pretty sure knee ya ha ha is freakin looney

This gddamnher fuckin bitch ever been raped?!?!? If not with hot fukkin fukme ass, thats a Gddamn shame. And if you disagree fuckoff drop dead and go to hell.

This gddamnher fuckin bitch ever been raped?!?!? If not with hot fukkin fukme ass, thats a Gddamn shame. And if you disagree fuckoff drop dead and go to hell.

This gddamnher fuckin bitch ever been raped?!?!? If not with hot fukkin fukme ass, thats a Gddamn shame. And if you disagree fuckoff drop dead and go to hell.

#65 is so right. I had been thinking about the same thing while reading all the "I'd like to be that guy's hands" comments. OF OURSE he's dreamin about cock!. Gisele is gorgeous, and she IS skinny and tall, but whatever, you all haters takin shit baout her here would DIE to look a bit like her. losers.

This gddamnher fuckin bitch ever been raped?!?!? If not with hot fukkin fukme ass, thats a Gddamn shame. And if you disagree fuckoff drop dead and go to hell.

95-
5'10 and 3/4 and 130.
BMI is 18.25.
Lowest normal is 18.5, She is slightly underweight

95-
5'10 and 3/4 and 130.
BMI is 18.25.
Lowest normal is 18.5, She is slightly underweight

She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "SeekingRich.com".She is also on "SeekingRich.com",there are a lot of reports about her.

Damn, I am like some of the other gimps up there, usually, it is Frag-Fest time on these overcooked BIATCHES.

However........THAT is an ass worthy of spank material. I don't say that often (with the exception of Ho-Hans nice boobies).

FLap-flap-flap goes my keyboard............

Why is she doing this?Because she thinks she looks adorable like this !Of course that's it!We are crazy guys when we don't go out and walk completely naked and then start fucking each other!Wouldn't that be super pathetic if we do that or will we be just adorable and cute?Well Gizel, whatever the hell her name is , thinks she deserves everything good for hershelf and don't care about other feelings.We disagree with you Gizel ,but we agree with you to one thing :if you live or die it's just the same to us too.Never really care about your soul either if your interest is your ass, or our ass, or some ass or your filthy shitmoney, you'd better stick your money to your ****.Enough is enough with asse!We walk down the beatch and see perverts , not even pretty like Gizel, naked .WE DON'T LIKE SOME ''THINGS ''THAT ARE EXPOSED FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE THEM!WOMEN HAVE TO REALIZE THAT !

truth is: ugly ass face, hot body. you know it's the truth.

OH GS' nigga!!

i think Gisele's body is hot. But she's not that pretty. Haha.

WHAT ASS????????????? LMAO

You people are bananas....this is not a woman's body, it's a 12 year old boy's. In fact, that skinny ass looks yucky...eww...

Whatever happened to you white American's, you people are friggin NUTS. From Marilyn Monroe and the 50's pin up girls (gorgeous, luscious women) to Kate Moss and Buncheun....just nuts.

WHAT ASS????????????? LMAO

You people are bananas....this is not a woman's body, it's a 12 year old boy's. In fact, that skinny ass looks yucky...eww...

Whatever happened to you white American's, you people are friggin NUTS. From Marilyn Monroe and the 50's pin up girls (gorgeous, luscious women) to Kate Moss and Buncheun....just nuts.

Opus Dei

I'm looking at the Bundchen Pantses face - not good - she looks like she can be a royal bitch.