Apr 28 2008Gary Coleman divorcing only woman that willingly had sexual intercourse with him (Smooth!)
This news hit late Friday but, as you already know, I mentally check out around noon on Wednesday: Anyhow, Gary Coleman and his 22-year-old bride Shannon Price are already on the outs. The couple will appear on an upcoming episode of Divorce Court set to air later this week, according to the AP:
"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."
Okay, I don't know about you guys, but that sounds FREAKING AWESOME! Ha ha, seriously, I want to adopt Gary Coleman. Who do I call to make that happen? Sally Strothers? Oprah? Or is this more Madonna's bag?
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. only-losers-say-first - April 28, 2008 7:00 AM
first............btw superfish you gus are on the ball w/ these stories, only posting them like 6hrs after everyone has them posted, can i start a blog-web-page and copy/paste shit i see from other sites and make money?
2. Dan - April 28, 2008 7:07 AM
MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
3. sherry - April 28, 2008 8:02 AM
ha ha the oopa loopa is all alone again...well at least he got some...
4. freejose - April 28, 2008 8:10 AM
Can she get a reality show, please? WTF is wrong with her?
5. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 28, 2008 8:30 AM
Shouldn't he be chillin' with Santa makin' toys?
6. Auntie Kryst - April 28, 2008 9:07 AM
She's after Gary's share of the Keebler fortune..
7. gossipmonger - April 28, 2008 9:18 AM
Actually, if you did any research before posting a story, 'fish, you'd know the marriage was never consumated.... THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX EVER!!!
Auntie Kryst, I agree totally... why else would a 22 year old woman marry a 40 year old 4'8" man and then refuse to have sex with him...
8. Jaffo - April 28, 2008 9:19 AM
Willis would never have treated a lady like this...
9. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 28, 2008 9:22 AM
#6 - Aaaaaahhhh.... so HE'S the one that makes the E L Fudge cookies...
10. Geekers - April 28, 2008 9:32 AM
He's the magic in the Fudge Oven
11. It's me Fuckers - April 28, 2008 9:48 AM
Can you imagine having that little fucker grunting and sweating between your legs? MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! His face all screwed up... *shudder* He's revolting.
12. Todd "Willis" Bridges - April 28, 2008 9:56 AM
I can't wait to leak out their home sex video.
13. Fat bitches suck - April 28, 2008 9:59 AM
What a shocker ... publicly divorcing a black midget .
14. Fat bitches suck - April 28, 2008 10:00 AM
@ 1
What, do you get e-mail alerts for any breaking celebrity stories ? What a fukking loser ....
15. sportsdvl - April 28, 2008 10:37 AM
This whore obviously wanted her 15 minutes of fame so she married the famous little midget. Someone please tell her that her time is up.
#1 - if you don't like the site, start your own you moron. Wait, are you really Gary Coleman?
16. Sex Nuts & Retard Strong - April 28, 2008 10:49 AM
She just wants his lucky charms. Does anyone have her phone number? If she'll do him, she'll do me.
17. ToTellTheTruth - April 28, 2008 10:54 AM
Damn didn't they just get married 2 months ago???
18. sherry - April 28, 2008 11:19 AM
hey commet #7 i think you are wrong they were on the today show discussing how she had a miscarriage and they both were very upset...she claimed then that they had a wonderful sex life but that he was very easy to get upset...they were talking children... that was from her mouth not his...
19. Janine - April 28, 2008 12:30 PM
Wow, this wasn't predictable at all. Obviously the whole thing was a publicity stunt. Their marriage was played out in front of the media and now their divorce will be. A pathetic attempt for both of them to get more fame.
20. woodhorse - April 28, 2008 1:06 PM
Why would they get a divorce? That would actually be sensible. Freaks don't make money off sensible. For a real excercise in futility, the networks should try saving them from themselves.
21. fall - April 28, 2008 1:50 PM
I saw these two on Oprah and it was uncomfortable to watch to say the least. He came off as an arrogant, misogynic prat. And old Ginger seemed a naieve hillbilly praising the lord that this man would show her the 'right' way to act. Oprah and pose just sat there and laughed.
They were doomed from the start. The only 'woman' Gary has the slightest hint of chance with is a RealDoll. Let's see that tantrum!
22. sweets - April 28, 2008 1:52 PM
freak show
23. No surprise there - April 28, 2008 2:02 PM
Annnnnnd of course the wife is a redhead. Trust a redhead to marry a black dwarf.
There is seriously no limits to the depravity of these gingers, they'd sleep with E.T. if he was packing.
24. Skip Smith - April 28, 2008 2:17 PM
Publicity stunt. Next.
25. Please Help me to Understand - April 28, 2008 3:09 PM
Why did she marry him ? Why? She looks like she has a nice body.
26. Moe - April 28, 2008 5:02 PM
I used to own the same green top she's wearing when I was 15 years old. It's from Walmart.
I'm not being facetious. Honest.
27. sameshitdifferentyear - April 28, 2008 10:02 PM
Actual video footage of Gary Coleman rolling on the floor, moaning and muttering "Meehhhh" might result in premature deaths all across the country from asphyxiation due to laughing so hard.
OK, stomping his feet. Close enough.
Start an Ebay account, red headed sow. Your gravy train just rolled in.
28. Stay - April 28, 2008 10:16 PM
@15: Marrying Gary Coleman to get famous is just about the most piss-poor plan ever conceived. Old Gary's hit some troubled times. I remember I laughed, then cried when I saw his eBay auction where he sold his autographed Gamecube. He's looking ashy as fuck, and his apartment looks like complete shit.
http://www.missxpose.com/?p=1492
29. Truth doctor - April 28, 2008 11:49 PM
I can't believe nobody posted this yet!
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS??!?
30. edgar suit - April 29, 2008 3:22 AM
.....now that's entertainment !
31. Arguman - April 29, 2008 4:11 AM
Does he also wear a blue/yellow knit cap, red jacket and brown pants and tell people to "suck my big hairy balls"?
"Meeeeh! But Mooooooom!"