Apr 22 2008Fergie in a bikini = I now believe she's a woman

I still dont

first?

Yeah, she's STILL gross.

Well if you know how to tuck your cock correctly, you too, can have a girlie smooth front. I should know, I do it all the time.

I'd rather see Fergie in a swim suit than fat Kim Kardaskank and all her flab hanging out. Fergie does not have to cover her butt like Kim Kardaskank while wearing a swim suit.

I want to be at the beach dammit!!

#4 "fergie in a bikini" was enough to make my penis tuck itself.

And the site goes further and further down the pathetic trash hole. The big huge kim sized hole of trolls and annoying posters/posers.

I am sorry you are fat like Kim.

Join Weight Watchers and exercise and start feeling good about yourself after you start losing weight.

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I am sorry you are fat like Kim.

Join Weight Watchers and exercise and start feeling good about yourself after you start losing weight.

I'm in terror at the thought of Fergie's face and Kim's fat arse. The two together...no...too...much. Hey! I don't get it--isn't Fergie supposed to be pregnant? Sure doesn't look like it here. ?

i'd hit it

Just look at how blue and welcoming the water in the background is. No wonder the Bahama's are a cheap alternative to Fiji or Bora Bora. Guess her career isn't going anywhere these days. Thankfully, Britney is making a strong come back.

Randal

Love how the Kim haters have to post everytime. LMFAO!

I guess technically Fergie's a female. You know, in a legal sense.

But I wouldn't fuck that with veggi's dick and Randal pushing.

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It's gotta be the shades. It hides her manly/drugged out eyes. Don't be fooled. It's an ancient Chinese secret.

Who the fuck is "Fergie"...???

The only "Fergie" I know is John Ferguson the late great brawler/goal scorer from the Montreal Canadiens!

GO RANGERS GO!

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Here is another one for you.

If I had to choose bodies then I would definitely choose Fergies over Kim's huge butt and fat wide hips. I would hate to have to wear a girdle all the time and hide my butt when wearing a swim suit like Kim Kardaskank.

Put a trashbag over her head & bend her over a table. Problem solved.

You ever notice how you've never seen Fergie's face and Kardassian's ass together at the same time? I wonder...

That's cool you can't even see her penis at all. Tuck and roll.

Great body. I would love to have her body. And STFU about Kim K. in every single comment section.

How can you be so sure she's a woman? She's posed like she's playing hide the penis here.

@21- Thank you. I mean, I don't like her either but these constant insults about her are just annoying. Even when the posting has absolutelty nothing to do with her. I think it may just be the same person over and over again.

fakeness...nice legs thats about it

That is the hottest looking dude I have ever seen in a bikini! Kudos to his stylist!

the reason kim skank is always being bullied around here is #1 - she's fat, #2 - she's a whore, #3 - she googles herself all the time. we like to make sure that every post she reads is something negative about her skanky foul ass. :) have a nice day.

#21

You are just mad because you are fat like Kim. Go girdle shopping and maybe you will run into your idol Kim Kardasian.

#26

Thank you Kat.

I would like to add the following to your list:
Kim has no talent.
Kim is worthless.
Kim is self absorbed.
Kim has to wear a girdle to make her loose ass perky, but instead it makes her huge ass look freaky unnatural.
Kim has to hide her huge ass when wearing a swim suit.
Kim is lazy.
Kim is a perfect example of what not to be.
Kim loves to eat and eat and eat and is fat.
Kim lets men use her.
Kim does bad porn.
Kim wears too much make up like a drag queen.

whatever i think she is cute and looks so happy here

hell yeah she looks like those scary dolls cabbage patch dolls thats just nasty and a body is built tooooo.... much!!

hell yeah she looks like those scary dolls cabbage patch dolls thats just nasty and a body is built tooooo.... much!!

I thought she was knocked up.

Randal is as big an attention whore as his idol Twitney.

Fergie is hot and you are all loser assholes. Join a gym and don't consider being a soccer mom a profession. Nuf said.

#35

Hey lisaleng, how is it you can still type spam? After you got cornholed by me and the rest of the construction crew you barely had enough energy blow the bums hanging around. you've got stamina, I'll give you that.

Fergie is ugly with an average body.

wow, i always thought that fergie was a dude. now i just think he's a tranny. amazing.

Fergie is pretty open about her bisexuality. And face it girls, you'd let that hit you!

not with that wrinkly turkey neck!!

She is hot. Just saw her sexy photos on a dating site called
Wealthy Kiss.c o m
where people are wealthy and they're looking
for companionship romance or love. Don't know if it is her.

Fergie is queen of the monkey people, she just shaves.

At lest Fergie isn't a trashy celeb, she works with the tools she's got...I mean after seeing her singing and dancing abilities, I think her tools are a whiffle ball bat and a rusty ice pick. From the neck down she's pretty enjoyable, and knows enough to hire good producers...

Well done Fergie...well done.

Plastic-Surgeons and Photo-Shops are able of making you believe......................
.....................JUST ANYTHING!!

@43, seriously. If she put on a strap-on and told you to bend over, you would be moaning before you got there. Admit it, girl!

This is a hot bitch and if you wouldnt hit it, you are full of it. You base your opinion of people on how the act or talk which is not how you evaluate a woman. A womans worth is based on her physical appearance and with that ass and tits, she is top shelf. That does not mean she is likable or even fun to be around, but if you dont think this girl is hot enough to fuck, then you are insane. Anyone can get a blanket or a newspaper and lay it over her face while she is naked. What is the big deal.

44 and 45.

I base my opinions solely on the beliefs and thoughts of my penis. Basically my penis doesn't like her. Looks at her face. C'mon actually look at it...not at her body...right up further...there...ya know above her neck where all the long hair grows out of...right. Does that look attractive? She looks like an ogre. Next question...too judgmental? me?

To be fair, who wouldn't have sex with her, I mean seriously, if you or I, or we saw her out at the bar friday night...we'd be slapping ourselves high fives in the morning but in the land of superstar awesomeness perfection that is Hollywood and entertainment beauty is looked at under a tighter microscope. Sorta like you use when you go out to the bars(/wherever you meet your common females) is one of those ones you got in a home science kit when you were in elementary school studying cells on your kitchen counter, You're not looking for crazy definition, just making some observations. No no I don't want that one that's a yucky plant cell! To continue this bad analogy, the microscopes we use to judge celebs are like electron microscopes...and we can get a lot more detail and be a lot more brutal to them. We see and judge all, cuz we rock. Their famous, we're not. So we judge, really hard, that's our job. Get it! We praise those that are truly gods and goddesses and knock those back down that are not!!1

That's why this website is the Superficial, and not "the we're pretty nice to everyone."