Eva Longoria, whatever you're selling gimme 100

omg first

eva hot

She's hawt. I'd do her.

hawt!

and first!

420

She's selling the concept of airbrushing.

didnt we see these last week?

I'd eat her ass while she was giving birth. Seriously.

On occasion, the lawn gnome can look good. But, when she's not all made up, looks like every chick walking down the street except smaller and meaner.

Oh, #1, 3 & 4 - LOSERS!

you know this has been touched and retouched to hide her stretch marks and cellulite right??

She looks amazing in these shots. Very beatiful on the outside, too bad not soo much on the inside. I met her last year in Miami at a club I was waitressing in. She thinks shes above everyone and wont even look me in the eye when I offered her free sushi rolls twice. She just stood in the corner All night with some bald guy. Presumably her manager or assistant. I heard of her before being very bitchy to waitresses before. She needs to get off her high horse and grow a soul.

Posh,
Don't ever offer rich people free shit. They don't need it or deserve it. Save the free shit for poor people. Words to live by. That means all of you.

Yummy Gaussian blurred skin.

Yummy Gaussian blurred skin ftw.

she is not that hot

@10

You've misunderstood. You're a waitress in a club in Miami? Eva doesn't just "think" she's above you, she is. Why on earth would she ever look you in the eye? Royalty is NEVER to consort with servants.

Do you have any idea how many people approach her or any star.....
Its hard for them to realize who wants to do something nice or just ask for something...
You have to cut them some slack.

DuPont corporation has announced bankruptcy. Apparently it's entire supply of airbrush paint was used in an Eva Longoria ad.

Being gay, I'm going to say I hate her and these pictures are photoshopped.

p.s. Kim is fat and smelly.

p.p.s. Who wants to get within 10 feet of a nasty vag when you could feel gobs of thick ropey semen sliding down the back of your throat like precious clots of salty snot?

#17 - that would have been hilarious in 1978.

#10

How rude of Eva; shame on her!

She looks stunning in these pics.

She obviously knows when to push herself away from the plate.

Sorry to say, but that is not Eva Longoria. That is a cartoon / CGI rendering of her. I could look that hot if my pictures were put in the hands of the artist that touched these up, and I'm a 6'3" 215 pound dude.

"and I'm a 6'3" 215 pound gay dude."

fixed.

That HOT RICH starlett snubbed a WAITRESS?!?
Superfish to the rescue.

Those pics are amazing!

The brown bottom is perfect to hide any accidental post rectal discharge while swimming

I have a bathing suit exactly like that! Wonder if I can get them to photoshop me out in my pool!!

Fatso.

Um, hello, its called PHOTOSHOP!!!

Fuck all of the witty comments, she be purdy.

I cannot wait until her 15 minutes are up. She's useless.

Grow a soul Longoria! Oh right who needs a soul when you amazingly hot and have all the money in the world. Eat that slaves.

Um, hello, its called reading previous comments, writing in English, and not screaming in ALLCAPS!!!

Also, for you dimwits screaming "it's all photoshop," guess what? It's pretty photoshop.....Get over it. My guess is a few touch ups here and there are acceptable, unlike most fat bitches that need to just cover themself with a potato sack because photoshop will never help them, only cyanide or jenny Craig can.
Now, back to the "this be a purdy lady" posts.

Eva's too thin!

Kim's too fat!

The next story will have somebody who's too

Blah Blah Blah photoshop...

Jesus Christ. Whether they're photoshopped or not, they're still hot pictures. She still looks good as hell on TV. She still looks good as hell in pap pics.. so who the fuck cares? I'll jack off to these all day if necessary.

Sure, she looks hot when airbrushed and photoshopped to hell. But have you seen her in real life? Kinda looks like a shaved Ewok. And, yeah, I hear she's a biatch in real life, and thinks the rest of us are common. Check out her comments during Hurrican Katrina.

@33 Big boobed? Opps that is not possible

Anyone that says she isn't hot is just a racist redneck. I saw open the border only to hot chicks!

I'm guessing this site has been overrun by pissed off, overweight women, it's nice to see men still exist and like their penis.

#33

Paris Herpes is too thin!

Kim Kardaskank is fat!

Eva is hot!

@32-I agree with you, she looks pretty, but I think most people find it hard to overlook the whole fakey-fakey feel of it. She looks flawless, but it doesn't mean much when you consider the hours of makeup, airbrushing, and lighting effects. If she looked halfway natural, that would be impressive.

Not bad.

I'd stick it in her pooper.....

.

I think Tariq Abdul-Wahad and Jerome Moiso are both looking at these ads saying "Shit......look what we missed out on, maybe that weekend together wasn't such a good idea".

That shit is so re-touched I don't even think it is her anymore.

But at least her husband is a great rapper.

bwahahahahahaha

As a wo--opps, I mean, man, "Patrick" is my full name, definitely...umm, anyway, she's way too fake and plastic, more like a doll than a real woman with curves. (Well I don't know about the "with curves" part, that just came out reflexively.)

Men--and by that, I mean, we men - find this unattractive. I mean, look at the girls in porno. They're very natural, I hear. I mean, I KNOW because of all the times I've pleasured myself. I mean, beat on. Off? Beat off. Beaten off.

Ted From LA you are the greatest I swear we think the exact same things all the time. They airbrushed the shit out of this little taco and nothing makes my upchuck reflex act up quite like hearing about pampered rich brats getting free stuff.

#10. Sorry to hear she was such a fucking bitch to you, that elitist bullshit makes me sick. That little skank would never make it as a waitress, she'd struggle just to carry the bread rolls to the table. It takes a lot of humility to serve worthless stuck up people like that. I hope you spit in her sushi. Come to think of it she's prolly eaten a lot of rightfully deposited spit and other body fluids in her fine dining life. Please treat the next celebrity you serve like they are the most uninteresting person on earth, you won't get fired cause you aren't being rude and you'll get a hilarious reaction from them.

Funny thing is now she has her own restaurant, I'd love to see how she treats the staff the two times a year she comes in to take cash from the register or have free dinner parites for her friends (tips not provided by owner). These fucking tools won't be happy until they take over every industry, they're all fucking megalomaniacs and it's revolting. It really takes away form the hard working talented people and makes a lot of idiots think that that's what success is, taking and taking everything you can get your greedy hands on.

"Ya I want a restaurant and a clothing line", they treat huge ventures like they are ordering fries and a shake "yeah those sound good I'll take one of each" fucking shit makes me sick.

Thank goodness for Karma, it'll come back to her mark my words.
Sorry for venting folks.

*poonmoon
(remember all the classy girl are doing it, your turn Ashton)

#22: I too always find that, when I am faced with superior intellect and common sense, its best to strike back by calling the person gay. Loser.

Much nicer pictures than those creepy banner ads that floated around on this site when that movie of Eva's was out.. On the whole spitting in her food, there's got to be some good stories from folks in San Antonio about her.

Eva Longoria Hotness = Skank + Photoshop + Excellent Publicist

Bravo, Eva. You done good (with a little digital help).

Rawr.

Awe look they dressed up the Taco Bell dog. Aren't you cute, yes you are, yes you are, what kind of burrito are you promoting this month little one?

The smellslikefishbitchburrito and the flatasschalupa Mmmm sounds midgetlicious. But I think I'll pass I'm alergic to divabitch and divabitch biproducts. Thanks anyway poochy.

#38 - i am female and definately not overweight, but i definately agree. a lot of you people are haters. she's amazing. airbrushed or not.

CONSIDERING HER VAG IS BEING VIOLENTLY DUG OUT NIGHTLY BY A BLACK MAN, I'M SURE IF SHE SPREAD HER LEGS YOU'D SWEAR YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE GRAND CANYON.

Jesus you better be fucking kidding, because I have two conveniently sized pieces of wood in my garage and I ain't afriad to use 'em.

Too thin. I like some MEAT with my bones.

she has gray pubes.

I like the point Dlisted made about these pics: They're so Photoshopped that the face doesn't even resemble Eva Longoria; so why the hell not hire another woman?

This overrated dwarf Mexican's 15 minutes are up.

#49 Nicely done.

Regarding today's posts, I'm imagining a child with:

Rob Lowe's Chin
Debbie Gibson's Nose
Kim Lardassian's Ass
Paris Hilton's feet
all stuffed into Britney Spear's boots and for the cherry on the sundae,

Randal's personality.

Behold your antichrist.

Wow, sub-par airbrushing on the photos. Very obvious touch up work. Wonder what the pictures looked like before the heavy-handed 'art-eest' got a hold of them. And fire whatever artistic director that thought these were done well.

Glad to see Superficial readers (well some of them anyway) and caught the airbrushing right away.

Now if someone could just airbrush Heidi Mont-whatever out of real reality then the world would be a whole lot better place.

No breasts and no ass make Lord Fagatron happy to be gay :-( .

On a side note, I'm really not.. attracted to her I mean..
As many pointed out; sure it's air-brushed - but my distaste for her goes beyond that;
I need an ass to grab, boobs to squeeze, and a face I can look at without having to bend down and break my neck everytime. Seriously.

DING! Spank bank!

The unphotoshopped versions:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/eva_longoria_puts_on_suntan_lo.php

Midget with bad skin looks better with photoshop.

# 12
LMAO! Hilarious!!!!

Oh... and yes, She has a FUGLY face.

Eva is playing catch up with "Susan". The chick from the old Superman did those horrific ads with those guys who used to dress wINONA rYDER. Is it Badgely Mishka? dont remember but Susan's earrings hang in the pool. Terrible clothes like wannabe Versace circa 1997.

Let the airbrush follies begin. U no that Nicolete Sheridan would eb in a prno if asked.

EXACTLY!

You can't argue with that shit. She's hot with or without photoshop.

Then again.. find a girl on here that no one bitches about even though they would fuck the hell out of them.

Hmm, not sure about Eva's allegedly photoshop hotness. A friend of mine who works in that basketball stuff actually has seen her in person and knows Tony Parker, and he says it's unbelievable what magazines and professional photos can do, because in person she isn't hot at all, she isn't even attractive. He says Tony Parker finds it funny that Eva is considered hot, because he thinks she's the most unsexy thing. I have never seen her in person, but judging by photos and all that, I'd say she's cute, but definitely nothing too hot or to gawk at. Superfish is just really exaggerate. I don't like her body either, she's too curveless and skinny, she needs an ass.

shes pretty ... but, too much photoshop ... shes okay without it ... nothing AMAZING (in my opinion)

oh pls. i can phoshop myself to look like this too. next.

LOL #57.

i luuuurrrrve photoshop.

"OMG photoshop! This isn't Eva, it's CGI"

"She has no soul!"

"I can't wait until her 15 minutes are up"

Translation:

"I wish I looked like Eva Longoria. No amount of photoshop can make my fat, pathetic ass look good."

Fixed that for all of you.

She's selling photoshop

hey 72 - photoshop can make ANYONE look better, it's the truth. What rock have you been under?

Everyone please focus your attention to her blurred armpits, etc.

She literally looks like a a painting, it barely resembles a photograph!!!

I am 23, not fat and I'm quite pretty..... but I'd swap figures with her anyday, even un-photoshopped!

Those pictures are so airbrushed she is almost unrecognizable in a few of them.

#44 I loled.

Someone seriously needs to fire the person that shooped these pics so badly. It's like some idiot just went around with smuge tool and a mouse and wiggled it over her arm. wtf.

Also, Eva Langoria is equal to a friend's hot anorexic mom. At best.

are these photos airbrushed? YES
Is she hot? I've seen better !
Is she pulling in her belly during the shots? YES, just look at her facial expression, she is tense and she can't keep it in any longer !

she has a pretty face but she aint hot at all, so petite and a midget, naaaaa

whereas Kimmmmy = HOTTNESS

and i forgot to add unlike this midget.......kimmy is hot with/without photoshop/makeup, outdoors/indoors, daytime/nighttime nearthepool/inthe pool, naked/covered, with/without pads .........you name it.............

She is pretty but def not hot to me.

Hey Lugh:

Your taste is in your mouth.

She is so beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. Is she single now? Just curious.You can contact her on that site.

Remember when movie stars had hips? Whatever happened to that? This broad is bird-legged whippet.

I live in SA and see her and Tony at the grocery store fairly regularly. Yes, both of them ae normal looking people and these shots have been retouched. I hate to break it to you but ALL publicity photos are retouched! Make no mistake about it folks, from someone who sees her regularly, Eva is a VERY attractive lady in person and I've never seen her be rude to anyone.

What I see in the posts above are a lot of really pathetic losers who seriously need to get a life.

And for the guy above (#67) who said that Tony doesn't think Eva is attractive.... uh, put down the crack pipe dude. That's his WIFE! Do you seriously believe what you wrote? You seriously believe that the man doesn't think his totally hot wife is attractive? What an idiot.

Her skin looks greasy.

she was never anything special. not ugly by any means, but not pretty either, just average. She has a nice complexion and upper body, but im not into the short legs, and I cant pin point it, but somthing about her face rubs me the wrong way.

#85

Catherine Zeta-Jones has branded some actresses 'insane' for rushing to shed post-pregnancy weight so they can meet Hollywood's demand for stick-thin leading ladies.

The curvaceous mother-of-two said she finds 'super skinny' women scary.

Miss Zeta-Jones - who has two young children with Michael Douglas - contrasted her own steady return to her normal figure with the trend of some celebrities to 'compete' to get back to their usual weight as soon as possible.

The 36-year-old star, who danced in the West End before first finding fame in ITV's The Darling Buds of May, said: "My muscles have memory from the time I danced and it's quick for me to get back into shape, but I'm not fanatical."

"I grew up with dancers - anorexia and other eating disorders were common - so I learned how to deal with diets without losing my limit.

"I think it's awful, this competition between actresses who just had a baby to see who's first to get back to their normal weight. It's insane. I find this wave of super-skinny women scary."

God bless that vacuous American look. These photos are airbrushed to fuck.

i want to be airbrushed please!

no one said this today.
She has one lazy eye. When she looks forward one is a little bit off.
also she doesnt have abs like that remember so recently she was like 10lbs heavier and had flab on her belly when on vacation that was like so recent now she is ms rock hard abs? no I CANT get over the lazy eye i cant take her seriously sorry

I like Bebe ads. They always look like the first picture in a porno shoot.

She looks..

flat and bony and hard and small.

PLEASE POST THE UNRETOUCHED PHOTOS IF YOU CAN, I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT LIKE THAT!

#89 - Was that before or after she got her facial skin pulled so far back she looks like a Bangkok hooker? Not exactly an authority on the natural look, that Zeta Jones broad.....

Lots of sad men in here. "If I defend her and her airbrushed ass maybe she'll suck on my midget penis!" No, no one will. Least of all Eva. She could be a humpbacked, hairy hobbit and she'd still tell you to piss off. Now go back to jerkin off and licking your dog's vagina.

ive seen her in person.......she looks nothing like that.........mostly the face is very photoshopped here.

yea righttt ur a fucking liar but yea these photos r prolly airbrushed like the rest

oh please, bebe airbrushes the sh&t out of her. just click on the name and see a comparison between the bebe ad and real life, and how FUGLY she is.