Apr 10 2008Erin Moran fakes an orgasm, terror ensues


Erin Moran is currently on the latest edition of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp and, in the outtake reel above, she pretends to have an orgasm on a bus much to the dismay of everyone on board and, also, my freaking eyes. In the meantime, you might recognize Erin from her days as Richie Cunningham's little sister Joanie on Happy Days and the spin-off Joanie Loves Chachie a.k.a. the show that got Scott Baio more ass than Wilt Chamberlain with a suitcase full of Spanish Fly and ironing boards.

Thanks to Rick who's so awesome he'd make Dustin Diamond a sandwich - out of grenades.

Video: TMZ, VH1

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NO ONE wants to see/hear THAT horse have an orgasm. EWWWWW

She's very scary. Very scary indeed.

That's a DUDE, dude.

OMG... WTF did I just watch?

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

come on! spare us all! ewwwww

Check out the bug-eyed negress next to her! Is that from the shemale's fake orgasm, or did somebody just suggest that she should get a job?

why must you torture me?

Weird. Gross. Daaaaamn.
She just took "sexy" beat its ass and TOTALLY scared away from her!
....NEVER TO RETURN.
:)

nasty.

That burned my eyes a little...

Sit on it Joanie!!

Faking an orgasm, farting, or suffering a stroke, it's all the same for Erin Moran.

haha did you see the guy gagging in the background?

Erin Moran has made appearances and speeches on behalf of the (doomed) Hillary Clinton campaign. Now everybody - even the liberal pukes - tell the truth, are you at all surprised?

I felt uncomfortable watching that. I cannot even imagine how the other passengers felt. Dang.

Swee Baby Jesus!

That would turn lesbians straight and straight men gay.

I just puked.

Wow. Um... WOW.

Is she on something? I mean... WOW!

Someone's been away from the camera waaaaaay too long and is now really, really overcompensating. Are you sure her name isn't Erin MORON?

Clippity-clop. Hear those horsemen approaching?
After watching this, I would welcome the apocalypse.

Ok, I'm ready for the next set of Janice Dickerson bikini pics. Make it a thong.

My sound wasn't working.
And all I could come up with is " Hail Seizure !!"

hahaha that girl behind her is like this bitch is WACK

What in the name of fuck was that thing? Holy fuck, I need to go throw myself down a flight of stairs or pluck my eyeballs out with a fucking cocktail fork after wathing that fucking brillo-headed, man-faced, cow-assed mutant shitbag.

Other than that, I don't have a strong opinion on the video.

I have very fond memories of masterbating to a young Erin. She reminds me of my Mom.

Don't you know Scott Baio is glad he kicked that to the curb......

Gah.....


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Really??? Is it bad? I can't watch til I get home and with my luck, it will be pulled off the net by then.

Could some one act it out for me just in case?

Ugly as a kid, uglier as an adult. Some ugly kids end up looking pretty good when they grow up. I don't care how fit she gets, she'll still be bloody ugly ... with a crappy personality thrown in just for good measure.

I'll just bet that Jenny Pickilo taught her how to do that.

D-I-S-T-U-R-B-I-N-G.

Good God. That was so wrong on so many levels. I sincerely hope she's on something.

I... I don't think I... I may never have an erection again.

damn... is she drunk or what? she sounds like she smokes 3 packs a day, too.

That..that...that...that was disturbing.

But I couldn't stop laughing OL for some reason.

Yo Shortcake, it ain't "AAAAGGGHHH" it's AAAAAAAAYYYYY!

I remember her form Happy Days & she was kinda cute then! But this video...I..um........sheesh!! Was she drunk!!!??? She sounded drunk! Was that a PUBLIC bus??? Why was she on public transport. anyway? I mean, after all, Happy Days is still on, doesn't she get royalties or something? Yeah, # 3-4, THAT'S A SHE! R u so ignorant u can't tell!!! I didn't like the video, tho......That sorta shit shouldn't be shown here, after all there r KIDS who get on here.....u can tell by the stupid comments they make!!

I tried to rub one out to that just prove that there isn't anything that can phase me, but before I could grab my cock it inverted and now it won't come out no matter how much I promise to leave it be...damn you, you ex child star, damn you all to hell!!!

Come back little Al! I didn't mean it! I won't subject you to that horror ever again!!!

She is a disgusting fat whore. I'm not saying that I'm not, but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Tom

Dear Lord! I'm going to have nightmares about that for ever.. Yak!

LOL @ the guy behind her..."Oh, no, I can't be involved in this..."

That was Joe Francis, wasn't it?

They have a Boot Camp for Bipolars and NO ONE TOLD ME? Fuck. Now I"m going to miss the Homeless Races.

Is that Ellen Cleghorne sitting next to Joanie?

At last, a paying gig!

MY MY MY. What is she, a wigger? What happened to that cute (kinda) little kid that I used to watch when I was little on "Happy Days?" Now that I realize how GAY that show was, I have to lie and say I never saw it, to real people....but here........
WHY is she doing that?
Are you sure her last name is spelled correctly? It's not MORON?
The thought of the ugliest man I can imagine, even uglier that JORDAN BRATMAN, going down on Erin Moran makes me sick. SERIOUSLY, that video upset me. Yet I could not turn away! Stop it Fish! She's SO GROSS!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
"Sunday Monday Happy Days, Tuesday Wednesday Crappy Days"..Oh well, at least the term "Jump the Shark" came from that show......that's SOMETHING I think...................

I'm sorry to see Joanie became a Crack Whore.

I wonder what I can get for $5??

Scott Baio still looks good but she looks OLD and ugly.
Although on Happy Days she was never really pretty anyway.
Scott must have been high when he was with her or maybe he had a good supply of paper bags

now every time I fake an orgasm, she'll pop into my head. GREAT.

Matt- Fuck you, you sheep-fucking redneck conservative piece of shit. You need to go to Iraq on one of those planes American grounded for safety inspections.

@ boboted

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OF AT YOUR COMMENT!

Oh I really regret watching that shit! What makes it especially bad is her camel toe mom jeans. Yeah, what the hell was Baio thinking? I guess she wasn't too bad when she was young!

Don't you think describing Erin Moran as a "celebrity," is overstating it just a bit? When did she last work? A couple of years before Noah set forth upon the sea in the Ark? When the Egyptians were putting the finishing touches on the Great Pyramid?

Dressing up a an Elf, and greeting people at the local Wal-Mart at Christmas time, does not constitute an acting gig. Somehow, I don't think her latest acting "tour du force" will help her get another sitcom any time soon.

Coarse.

@ 43-no she's not a wigger just an old desperate white women that's off her meds & trying to get attention since her career peaked 30 decades ago.

PS-Happy Days was BULLSHIT everyone knows Fonzie would've nailed Jenny Pickilo & Mrs.C HARD and nasty!

Don't you think describing Erin Moran as a "celebrity," is overstating it just a bit? When did she last work? A couple of years before Noah set forth upon the sea in the Ark? When the Egyptians were putting the finishing touches on the Great Pyramid?

Dressing up a an Elf, and greeting people at the local Wal-Mart at Christmas time, does not constitute an acting gig. Somehow, I don't think her latest acting "tour du force" will help her get another sitcom any time soon.

Coarse.

Wow! She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet the past 20 or so years. Definitely a very fucked up and scary woman.

Mommy mommy is that you mommy?

Holy Vishnu! That was HOTT!!! Glad I have both a penis an a machete!

I think I just threw up....

Isn't she the serial killer from the movie "monster"?

.......... :(

you have deeply offended not only my eyes but my ears too.. thanks

Looks like life has gone down hill since "Happy days for poor old Erin. It is not easy being a mid class has been.

Blondie
http://www.dragonlasers.com

Gah! Now have cold coffee all over my keyboard. I do not want to see anything like that ever again!

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your clit to a pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobbins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
joanie want fuckie always and all ways.
she's got the energy, he will remain.
she's an orgasm addict.
she's an orgasm addict.
she's always at it.
she's always at it.
and she's an orgasm addict.
she's an orgasm addict.

*thumbs up* Ayyyyyyyyyyy

I WON'T have what she's having

Erin Moran is 54 and Disturbed.

I wonder what Mr. C would say?

NOTE TO SELF: This is what it looks like when you hit bottom.

Yuck! That was the grossest thing i've ever seen. WTF was she thinkin.

Goddamn. When i saw the the headline, I thought I was going to see the broad that played smokin' hot Wilma Dearing on BUCK ROGERS getting off. Then I tune in and see what looks like Michael Richards getting choke-fucked in the ass by some big Simon Adebisi nigga who saw his act.

Tocarra is a hottie compared to Joanie.

Tocarra is a hottie compared to Joanie.

this video makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Who is the guy in the background with the dry heaves? That was funny. She was disturbing.

Oh my god who is thatwoman? She looks like Aileen Wuornos, absolutely revolting piece of shit. God that's gross I feel violated and unclean after watching that.

Erin very horsey. I see her on www.horsefacedating.com. She like make horse face when she coming. She also pan and pencil. She make lover "heeey"

#66 damn, you beat me to it! and i thought i had a real zinger too.....

so nasty. that is not how you fake an orgasm.

Man, and all this while wearing MOM pants!

that just ruined me day :[

"Hyenas gone wild"

Ugh, I just turned into a pillar of salt!


Does this qualify as beastiality?


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WHAT.. THE FU*K ..WAS THAT?!

You guys are too cruel...


I thought she's kinda hot...


But I've had sex only once since 1999...


And it wasn't that great...

Fun tip of the day: It's actually worse watching it with the sound turned off, because then you can really concentrate on the bug-eyed, Medusa-haired, sun-damaged, saggy old cow.

Erin Moran is the ideal imago of the mono-cell white trash krsyt.

She is one freaking weird ass bitch.

That made me want to pour acid in my eyes.

The guy about to vomit behind her was funny.

I want to know what the hell she is on!

If she's not on drugs then perhaps she should consider taking some medication!

Holy shit.

i guess im the only one who laughed my ass off during this.

its so weird and awkward and the looks and reactions of everyone else on the bus make it hysterical to me.

its actually funnier when you watch the whole show,
because she claimed she was doing the "vagina monologues".
and she was just jealous because toccara upstaged her in the open mic night show.

but as hilarious as it was to me, she should be embarassed. but then again, she's so weird that she's probably not.

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