Apr 22 2008Elizabeth Hurley is nautically hot, hearts Photoshop

haha

first?

Yummy. I wouldn't pass her up for an unknown hooker.

there's something wrong with her lips... it's lime they're not really there... weird!

there's something wrong with her lips... it's like they're not really there... weird!

I would ruin that. Isn't she a gilf by now? I'd still wreck her.

She looks good. I can't believe that there's been seven comments and none are hating on Kim Kardashian (yet) I'm starting to believe it's Paris herself doing it.

If only every 40 year old could be photoshopped in real life.

Nice to see Superficial adding some new chicks to the lineup, but keep it under 30 please?

NO one is interested in seeing any woman over 30 in a swimsuit.

I hate Kim Kardashian. I heart you fygu!

TCLTC!!

Um... they looked a bit too retouched. Hell anyone can be made to look hot thanks to photoshop. But she's still amazing.

Looks like she's got cramps in that 2nd picture with the pink bikini. Odd pose that.

#8,
Speak for yourself.

Tragically, they appear to have Photoshop-ped away any hint of cameltoe.

It is interesting how Fish seems to have cooled on Big Kimmy K. Time was that her acres of flesh and bag-o-ice butt were all it took to get our intrepid blogger into a sweathy froth. Suddenly, the scales have tipped (Ha!) away from her.

Haha:

Non-photoshopped version with saggy gut, droppiness everywhere, cellulite:

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/elizabeth_hurley_wears_a_bikin.php

this is playboy-style airbrushing - wow.

It is a nice change from having to see fat Kim Kardaskank in a swim suit and covering her huge ass!

I don't care if Elizabeth is over 40 because she looks hot!

Being fat and old is a major bummer.

Being fit and old makes aging not so bad.

She does look good. But whoever is editing those photos needs to go back for more training, because the edits are very obvious.

she married some indian dude.

If only every 40 year old could be photoshopped in real life.

Nice to see Superficial adding some new chicks to the lineup, but keep it under 30 please?

NO one is interested in seeing any woman over 30 in a swimsuit.

(On second thought I will speak for you as anything anyone else has to say is infinitely more interesting than anything I could come up with)

She is hot and I do not care how old she is!

On third thought she pretty hot.

I want to be Ted from LA too. This is such a fun game.

"Admitted use of Photoshop." Stop right there.

Please tell me, what's the difference between this and complete fantasy? Pretty soon you'll all be masturbating to anime like the Japanese.

#15 Jackson is either:
A. A homo.
B. A fat, ugly chick.
C. A homo.
D. A fat ugly chick

.

God bless The Photoshop!!

#23

I do not think Jackson is a fat ugly chick because Jackson would be denying that Kim Kardaskank is fat and would posting comments like Kim is curvy not fat lol!

Nips!

Could you guys stop scaling up images when they aren't high enough resolution to start with (i.e. they weren't that size or larger already)? Otherwise stop being cheap and get a copy of Genuine Fractals to do the enlarging or something. Thanks. Elizabeth will thank you too, in her own special way. Hugh Grant will thank you too, in his special way. I'll thank you in my own special way too. Just give me your credit card number and expiration. ( I need a new Mac )

Every photo of an actress/actor in every fashion magazine is photoshopped. (perhaps that is why America is obsessed with tabloid/papparazzi photos). At least she has the balls to admit it ;)

i dont find her that attractive ... shes not ugly but not hot ... and not a MILF ... at least i dont think so

#28

Thanks for the post!

Enjoyed looking at celebrity before and after shots of cosmetic surgery.

photoshop my ass.......try vaseline on the lens......she doesn't look like that anymore.....cut the horsehit liz

photoshop my ass.......try vaseline on the lens......she doesn't look like that anymore.....cut the horsehit liz

photoshop my ass.......try vaseline on the lens......she doesn't look like that anymore.....cut the horsehit liz

I don't know if this is your site also, but their's is 100% the same. If they are copying yours, you should get them!!!

http://redhotscandals.com/

In real life, she looks droopy, thickened, and crinkly. Like all old chicks.

Why photoshop some over-the-hill hag when you could post un-retouched pictures of a truly hot 20 year old? As a guy, I don't give a fuck what the girl has "accomplished" or even what her name is. She just has to be hot when she strips and sucks. Otherwise I've got no use for her.

Back in my day I'da nailed 'er....

I'd carve that. I always thought Hugh Grant was a poof for cheating on her with an LA prostitute. (who was probably a tranny)

#35

You sound like an ugly heartless loser that jerks off to barely legal cunts on the Internet.

she is topless under that partial see-through sheer top in the last picture.
Where are the nipple lovers and haters?

Tired of these old battle axes.

Let's be perfectly clear: women over 30 are dried out and falling apart. They should *NEVER* appear here again.

#13-- wow. wow. Now I think I can really start being jealous of photoshop.

Of the fact that guys (not all!) drool over fakeness and put it on a pedestal.

I won't be visiting this site again until you remove those autoplay ads. Fuck that shit.

Speaking about Photoshop:

It appears that Kim Kardashian likes to play up her ass-ets with bodyshapers and padded panties. As you can see in her (totally airbrushed) nude photos, her butt doesn’t look nearly as high or defined as when she’s out in public strutting her stuff and posing at nightclubs.

Kim Kardashian is just a fame whore looking for attention. There is a reason why paparazzi take “shocking” pictures of Kim with what looks like a pillow stuffed down the back of her pants….because there is. It’s just padding, no butt implants involved.

Her stomach was clearly photoshopped. For a woman of such wealth, Liz should do some fucking crunches and get rid of that flab. Also do some squatting and tighten up those thighs and ass.

#8 "NO one is interested in seeing any woman over 30 in a swimsuit."

You've obviously been hanging around the wrong 30 plus women.

@44

It takes discipline and self control to maintain a figure like Elizabeth. I know because I have a hot body too. If you want to see six pack abs then perhaps you should visit the gay porn sites.

@#46- Liz doesn't need a sixpack, just a tight firm stomach.

So you have a hot body eh? Do you have nice big titties too? Can I lick them?

Oh, and thanks for the suggestion to go check out gay porn sites, but I really should leave your father alone.

she looks evil. she looks like she's promoting zombie strippers...

@46

You could probably find my dad on the swinger sites.

i doubt they put all that time & effort into photoshopping her entire body. they just plastered her photoshopped head on some 20 year old's body. this doesn't even look anything close to realistic.

#38 - check out #13's link, from THIS FUCKING SITE when it posted a Liz Hurley story the way THIS FUCKING SITE should:
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/elizabeth_hurley_wears_a_bikin.php

How does she look? Droopy, thickened, and crinkly. Like I said.

You sound like a fat soft man-titted loser that tries to curry favor with chicks by tsk-tsking what real guys say. But you have a place in the world - chicks love rebound guys. Briefly. Until they recover, and want to be fucked by a real guy again.

It looks like her hand is holding up her floating head. This is a strange pose, grabbing her hair. Or maybe it looks like they stuck her head on someone elses body.

Liz makes me so fucking hard!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to fuck this old nasty cunt. She's such a bitch, conceited for no reason. I'd make damn sure that I was thrusting my cock in her at an angle that really fucking hurt, pretending that I'm so into "our lovemaking" that I don't hear her saying it hurts, and instead ram my cock in even harder, until she feels like something is ripping. Hopefully something IS ripping. Bitches like this deserve to end up lying in bed with tears in their eyes and blood running down their thighs.

she's never had a great body, for a model...i dont see what the big deal is about her...her eyes and cheekbones are attractive but thats about it.

What is she doing, catching flies? Close your fucking mouth, please. Gross.

@53: Angus, you sound like you have serious mental issues. I sincerely hope you're in therapy. Maybe committed. Do they have computers in the psych ward?

Honest to Christ, I really don't get how the manufacturers figure this is a good thing. Every woman trying on these suits will compare herself to the fantasy Hurley and want to suicide in the dressing room. Since no one compares favorably to photoshop, she decides she looks hideous in the suit, and spends the money on more lipo and spanx instead.

her face is busted in these pictures... she looks too serious, not sexy. Body is great!

Adrienne Curry is her doppleganger!!!!!!!

So you're saying photoshopped photos are okay now? They are NEVER okay. If Liz thinks she looks better than most anyone else her age then why does she have to cheat?

I love to fart...weird I know, but I can not lie...I just love to fart! You know those really loud ones that make the dog lift his head up off his paws? Weird subject I know...but it is something I love. Now mind you I only do the loud ones at home with my family...in fact I come from a family of farters. Of course I will fart in the car with the family or if we are in the grocery store and there is no one else down the isle, then I will let her rip. I especially love doing this to embarrass my sons.

Well now that I have laid the farting groundwork...let me tell you what happened at the office. I work in a small office with only 5 ladies. We all have our own individual office. We usually dont have much interaction with each other so we are left alone for most of the day. Well I had on a cute minskirt and a thong.....I looked around made sure no one was coming down the hall, leaned to the right and lifted my left butt cheek and let er rip.....OMG.....it just squirted all over my chair. Oh my, shit, what do I do...oh shit. I jump up, feel the back of my skirt, nothing there, how did it miss my skirt?? I run over grab the box of tissue and start cleaning up this mess that is actually dripping off my chair. Oh my god......shit....I have to quit this job, how embarrassing, maybe I can light this chair on fire, to hide this horrible shitty mess! I carefully, start wiping down the chair and then feel up my skirt to see if I need to remove my thong and throw the damn pair away. HOW the heck did I miss the skirt AND the thong??? OMG this must be my lucky day!!!! Hurry up,, clean up this mess, wipe the chair down, get some 409 from our little kitchen put all the crappy tissue in a bag, tie it up, hide it under the desk till I can sneak it out of the office!!. Shit is someone coming???? Oh my God, I grab the perfume out of my purse and start spraying the chair, spraying the air, spraying myself just for good measure. Oh my God....is someone coming?????

Cindy,
That's a lovely story. You should write childrens' books.

She's alright..

#62 Like we're all dying to read "Everyone Sharts".

Now that my man has left for work and cannot see me type this let me tell you one dearie. I cut one a few months back while mopping the dark dank hallway in the miserable run down factory where I janitor. I did not even know it but I wet the back of my worn out green workpants. It was after a hard night of giving up the exit to my man's friends (he loves to watch me take it raw - the little skipper!) and let me tell you it was all white and sticky with a sweet chocolate swirl and a cherry like clot of blood on top.
I am creative!

my god who wants to see a 42 year old body. this is disgusting!

i think i would vomit if i had to have sex with her.

The point of not wanting to see a 40 year old is because their bodies are aged by gravity. This girl's body looks better than 99% of the USA under 40, so everyone using the "old" comment is a fucking retard who is stuck on numbers. You probably sit at home measuring your hard-ons every night obsessed with your 4.2" penis thinking if it can just get it to grow to 4.5" I might be able to pull off a normal sized looking penis.

#65,
I get it. It's an anti-gay joke.

Oh my god, what a porker. Who wants to see droopy udders on a woman? Fattie, fat-fat this one. Throw her back and hope for a real woman under 85 pounds with A's, B's if you gotta spank it to moo-moo features.

She is hot. Just saw her sexy photos on a dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m where people are wealthy and they're looking for companionship romance or love. Don't know if it is her.

# 66 Fuck off ! Even in your sweetest dreams u can't find a woman looking THAT HOT ! I bet you are still a veigin MR WUSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW she looks hot!
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I am perched at my keyboard waiting for the blood to ascend from my hyperactive sphincter to my ingenious mind. I fill the world (well this tiny point in cyperspace) with flowers from the fields of my blossoming creativity. I am a man. Man. First from God the Almighty sent to spread His glory to the manifold listeners...rejoice!
I am also looking for another new guy by the way.

Motorboat... I can't get the word "motorboat" out of my head...

She smokes, so she fucks. What a bunch of idiots who say they don't want to see women over 30. I am in my mid 20's and I've stuck some 30+ and they fuck 10x better than girls my age. Let a 32 year old fry your banana before passing judgement.

Is that the brainy chick from Saved By the Bell?

Is that the brainy chick from Saved By the Bell?

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site celeb mingle.com"" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site

So freakin' hot.

I wonder.............................................. WHO'S BODY IS THIS?

Physically, she looks fine for 42 even in an unairbrushed state.

Too bad there isn't a Photoshop equivalent for correcting an ugly personality.

OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

Are you guys gay? She is totally beautiful, Photoshop can only do so much. You have to have things to work with in the first place. Gorgeously hot woman who probably looks better than most younger woman, not including the photoshop. Get a reality check guys -_-

i seriously do not understand all these ppl that come on these sites and criticize ppl that look like hurley does...since i'm sure that about 95% of you, look worse at 25 than she does at 40.

yea, these images are photoshopped, but she's still a gorgeous woman and has a great figure. i've also seen pics of her at the beach, without the photosopping, and she still looks great, just more natural...more REAL.

you all live in some sort of fantasy world.

In my fantasy world, mimi long ago perished in a fiery car crash.

Will the real Ted from LA please stand up?

Photoshop cannot make ugly people look good, dummies. It can only make good-looking people look hotter. And it ain't exactly a secret. So, who cares. And most of the people saying they wouldn't have sex with a 40 yr old would still cream themselves if they actually had a shot at Liz Hurley.

no joe you FO! you know i am right! shes so old and smelly. her pussy is all dried up and probably smells like fish! shes a rotten old bitch. my god shes 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no joe you FO! you know i am right! shes so old and smelly. her pussy is all dried up and probably smells like fish! shes a rotten old bitch. she should be in the smithsonian! my god shes 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no joe you FO! you know i am right! shes so old and smelly. her pussy is all dried up and probably smells like fish! shes a rotten old bitch. she should be in the smithsonian! my god shes 42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they shouldnt let people that old outside without a chaperone. jeez what if she fell and couldnt get up or something?

53 - You sound like a psycho rapist misogynist. Probably a disgusting old man who jerks off to women half his age.

Can't believe she is 42! But the further news from others is she is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the rich & celebrity gather!

Can't believe she is 42! The further news from others is she is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the rich & celebrity gather!

Liz forgot that they need to airbrush her face! That 'joker' mouth & that bulbous nose of hers. Her face only looks good from the eyes up. Doesn't matter how old she is.

Can't believe she is 42! The further news from others is she is dating a douchebag on DOUCHEBAGS.COM where the douch & douchier gather!

Dum dum, English people don't hate Madonna - The UK is her biggest, most reliable market - all but, like, 3 of her 50+ singles have reached the Top 10. And since moving there, she's practically an adopted Brit!

Hugh Grant must have been a HOMO !!!!!!! to do what he did