Apr 11 2008Doogie Howser: Keep Britney off my show!
Neil Patrick "The Doogs" Harris doesn't want to see another Britney Spears cameo on his show How I Met Your Mother. Even though she scored the show its highest ratings ever with a bump of over 1 million viewers. But Doogie doesn't see what's so great about people actually watching the show and keeping it on the air. Who needs that? The AP reports:
"I worry that if they start `Will and Grace'-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. And we're all really proud of the content of the show. I mean, viewership is not our game. It's the network and the studio's game, you know. It's the promotion department's game," the actor, who plays womanizer Barney, told The Associated Press.
"We wish we weren't opposite an awkward reality dancing competition," he said. "But we have no say about that. I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it's not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers."
Translation: Neil Patrick Harris is an idiot and probably shouldn't talk. Damn, I thought you were a boy genius, Doogs! I even let you give me a physical. Which reminds me, were those leopard briefs you made me wear really a medical necessity? I mean, I understood you had to cover me in chocolate sauce to make sure I didn't have polio. I know how science works.

Reader Comments
1. LadyJane - April 11, 2008 12:08 PM
Doogie likes the weenies up his bum.
2. heyjeer - April 11, 2008 12:14 PM
I heard the problem Doogie had with BritBrit was that the Princess of Pop was all over him. Either not knowing that he was gay, or not caring.
Maybe he should inform her that sexual harassment can in either direction. Now that would be a hoot!
3. Gia - April 11, 2008 12:19 PM
I like her top. I have a hard time finding tops that are short in length. All the tops are long and cover my hips and bottom. I am petite and do not want to cover my small shapely bottom.
4. ihateemo - April 11, 2008 12:24 PM
Man, Britney Spears can't act for shit. Why is this site bashing someone (in this case, a really funny actor) for being *critical* of her? I like HIMYM for the sharp dialogue and charismatic characters.
What the fuck is next, casting Paris Hilton? Jessica Simpson?
5. Captain-Insano - April 11, 2008 12:25 PM
Whatever happened to Vinnie?
6. mimi - April 11, 2008 12:30 PM
1. Neil Patrick is jealous that a bit part showed him up.
2. This sitcom was no great shakes though better than most; it's still a sitcom.
3. I watched it out of curiousity because of Britney.
4. She did a pretty good job.
5. I probably won't watch it again even if I don't tune into that "dancing show"...
6. ... unless Britney is on again.
7. Go Britney!
7. nipolian - April 11, 2008 12:31 PM
#6 - He became Benny Fazio.
8. dirt chicken - April 11, 2008 12:34 PM
That homo should shut his cocksucker.
9. just sayin - April 11, 2008 12:34 PM
Gia is retarded.
10. They White Urkle - April 11, 2008 12:34 PM
That show is funny! Barney makes that show rock. So he likes to get his shit pushed in in real life. So does my ex-girlfriend and I think my neighbors husband....
11. lipper - April 11, 2008 12:34 PM
Those boots are eventually going to spontaneously combust from the foot grease and god knows what else is living in those boots.
12. nipolian - April 11, 2008 12:35 PM
I wonder what Ray Kroc did to earn her unwavering loyalty.
13. Pokey McSlapp - April 11, 2008 12:37 PM
Fish, you've got to do something about these SPAMMERS.
If you want to get sodomized or have your identity stolen, all you need to do is visit tall mingle, interacial dating, richandincrediblystupid, imsopatheticthatigotoalameassdatingsitethatsonlyadvertisedthroughspam .com and all the rest of this insufferable drivel that's posted by these morons that can't speak english.
14. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 12:38 PM
Dumbfuck, he should know better than to bite the hand that feeds him.. Perhaps if it was described as the hand that gives him the reach around would help his understanding of commercial model for television?
15. momo - April 11, 2008 12:39 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
cheeesssssse boiger!!!!!!!
And hats off to those boots!
so to speak...
16. Tom - April 11, 2008 12:41 PM
Whatever Britney touches turns to skank. She's like a redneck King Midas.
17. SLASH - April 11, 2008 12:42 PM
Gia IS retarded..
18. veggi - April 11, 2008 12:43 PM
Gia is RETARDED!!
19. Anonymous - April 11, 2008 12:44 PM
It cracks me up that Britards think everyone is jealous of their washed up hero if they don't kiss her ass.
Wake up, morons. Twitney is a talentless white trash moron who has to be babysat around the clock because she can't even care for herself. She's 26 years old and has no clue about anything. She loses her kids, gets put in a mental lockdown, and still her dumbass fans blame it on anyone and everyone they can think of. And the comeback you keep screaming about? Not going to happen. I think her VMA performance was more than enough proof of that.
20. Binky - April 11, 2008 12:45 PM
i think i saw this on 911WasAnInsideJob.com. Many retards are often found there.
Knee Ya Ha Ha: hey i thought we were friends!
21. Binky - April 11, 2008 12:47 PM
Oh - my troll is back.
Gr8 !
Am I touching too many nerves or something ?...just asking...
22. sportsdvl - April 11, 2008 12:50 PM
The same people who'd watch some retarded "reality" show instead of How I Met Your Mother are probably the same idiot spammers who think they can trick us into going to howIgotsodomized.com or whatever.
23. Cliff Notes - April 11, 2008 12:53 PM
Good point # 24. That would be troll # 22
24. Gia - April 11, 2008 12:58 PM
I'm retarded
25. Harry Ballzack - April 11, 2008 12:58 PM
Uhh Doogie - Wake-The-Fuck-Up !!!
Higher ratings = more money (remember money?)
More money = Better terms for jobs (you remember what a job is don't you?)
Better jobs = Higher ca$h Flow (bills get paid...everybody remains happy)
Better job ... to go with higher ratings... a high-dollar contract ... with YOUR resume' and noteriety ? BRING 0N THE CAME0S !
I can't watch a show with "Doogie Howser - Womanizer" ... it's just wrong on so many diffefrent levels
26. Cliff Notes - April 11, 2008 12:59 PM
And # 24 I want that 'Babe of the day' on your site in my fantasy league !
Binky : Get out more Cliff.
27. Pauline - April 11, 2008 12:59 PM
You have a grammatical error in your post. You write "it's highest ratings" when it should be "its highest ratings" . The possessive doesn't have an apostrophe; "it's" means "It is"!
Thanks.
28. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 11, 2008 1:00 PM
Three guesses as to why her jeans always have holes in the knees....
29. nipolian - April 11, 2008 1:07 PM
For some reason, that clevage that she is sporting really makes me want to Doogie her Howser.
30. Gia - April 11, 2008 1:07 PM
#11,#19,#20, & 26
lol!
I guess I'm not going to get recommendations of a great clothes store that sells tops for petite females; that is; tops that do not cover the bum and hips lol!
Thanks for all the attention folks lol!
31. Auntie Kryst - April 11, 2008 1:08 PM
@14 Nip that was an easy one. The answer is "McRibb is back for a limited time only.."
32. dirt chicken - April 11, 2008 1:09 PM
@ #27
Don't forget :
More money = more sweaty man-sex at the glory hole .... you fag.
33. Spazz - April 11, 2008 1:10 PM
He right. Totally gay, but right.
34. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 11, 2008 1:10 PM
#33 - Actually, she thought they were test marketing deep fried shakes.....
35. Sidney - April 11, 2008 1:12 PM
#32 Gia
You might want to check out this site for petite clothes:
http://www.bananarepublic.com
36. SLASH - April 11, 2008 1:15 PM
#30 I only need one guess..
37. just sayin - April 11, 2008 1:15 PM
Gia's 195 pounds of petite..
38. tanya - April 11, 2008 1:16 PM
Holy crud! She has a bra on!
39. sportsdvl - April 11, 2008 1:17 PM
Thanks #28, can't go wrong with hot chicks. even those found on www.Iamafuckingspamidiot.com or whatever sites those morons post.
How I Met Your Mother is a great show and Barney is great in his roll. Just goes to show what a good actor he is since in real life we know he likes the cock.
40. havoc - April 11, 2008 1:18 PM
I don't think he's jealous of Britney. Who the fuck would be?
He's just a whiny little pillow biter....
.
41. Anonymous - April 11, 2008 1:18 PM
Pokey McSlapp:
Here is the info for that cocksucker who posts those dating sites all the fucking time:
Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650) 906-0405
Bombard his ass with hate mail.
42. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 11, 2008 1:19 PM
Please the word "Gia" in a sentence.....
"Gia never saw such a FAT bitch!"
43. Jimbo - April 11, 2008 1:22 PM
Gia, small shapely bums are the root of evil everywhere, especially in that texas cult. But protecting the 400 girls from abuse by putting them into foster homes? Damn.
Might as well have me babysit them. Slerp.
44. janex - April 11, 2008 1:34 PM
NPLTC!
45. Grunion - April 11, 2008 2:10 PM
MMMm sausage arms...
46. noneyabeezwax - April 11, 2008 2:15 PM
#46 - it's actually NPHLTC - he has three names, which if i recall also means he's a serial killer.
47. PunkA - April 11, 2008 2:17 PM
Doogie sucks. Literally.
He likes the content of his show, and is proud of it? His show sorta sucks and is not that funny. Especially his gay man trying to be a womanizer character. The only humor is unintentional, and that is not a good thing.
I wonder if Doogie,'s mom would approve?
48. bakinmycake - April 11, 2008 3:06 PM
Turns our Brit and Barney share the same philosophy:
They never met a penis they didn't like.
49. NY Ted - April 11, 2008 3:18 PM
I have come to the conclusion that it was a double of Spears who guest appeared on the sitcom...you know...just like all those body doubles they had running around Iraq of Saddam...?? I mean look at the tape...how could this blubber have been the same thin girl who appeared as the receptionist…???
IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY!
50. janex - April 11, 2008 3:19 PM
@48 - I stand corrected. But what the John Wayne Gacey are you trying to imply?
51. lol! lol! lol! lol! and did I mention, lol! - April 11, 2008 3:23 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
52. lol! lol! lol! lol! and did I mention, lol! - April 11, 2008 3:24 PM
#4 and #32.
53. Kingsley Amis - April 11, 2008 3:40 PM
viewership is not our game? Douche.
54. Angela - April 11, 2008 4:01 PM
Oh, I like your usual commenting, I find it so funny. But why did you have to bash him?, I think his comments were totally cool and logical, One thing is to have a good show content by making the *CONTENT* good, and another thing is making a show to have lots of viewers but crappy content.
55. Mick - April 11, 2008 4:13 PM
What's with those ski goggles she's wearing?
56. Sid - April 11, 2008 4:29 PM
49, you're blatantly retarded. Barney is not a closeted gay you silly shit. He's a hippie tourned serial womanizer and, at that, one of the funniest characters on television.
57. Mac - April 11, 2008 4:43 PM
NPH is right! Britney does not belong any where near that funny show......she would eventually ruin it like everything else she has touched........
58. restingonlaurels - April 11, 2008 4:54 PM
@15 you gotta give cora some credit here, she's integrating some new language into her spam. a for effort, cora!!!! flash her vagina, good one! original!
59. Sloane - April 11, 2008 5:16 PM
Holy Ham -arms!
60. HuckyDucky - April 11, 2008 5:21 PM
Binky, Fake Binky's comment was pretty good.
Doogie Howser is apparently an "artiste". What a dick.
61. PunkA - April 11, 2008 6:03 PM
#58, the Doogster is a flamer. Loves him some beefstick. So, his character being a womanizer is less funny, less real, because we know he likes the peepee. Just sayin.
62. PunkA - April 11, 2008 6:05 PM
Plus, he's just jealous that most of his gay buddies would rather be with Britney than with him. And do you blame them?
63. MosesGabby - April 11, 2008 6:13 PM
Spears has some really fat arms
64. That Guy - April 11, 2008 6:31 PM
Go NPH! The only reason there was a spike is because of the fucking train wreck of a star that Britney is. If she was regular on the show no one would care, well maybe the Britbots would. I long for a day when the only time we hear about her is on a "What ever happened to?" special.
65. That Guy - April 11, 2008 6:32 PM
Go NPH! The only reason there was a spike is because of the fucking train wreck of a star that Britney is. If she was regular on the show no one would care, well maybe the Britbots would. I long for a day when the only time we hear about her is on a "What ever happened to?" special.
66. Eloise - April 11, 2008 6:44 PM
Has Britney gotten breast implants? Her boobs look bigger and higher and she hasn't been braless lately.
67. vitobonespur - April 11, 2008 10:13 PM
What the hell is the matter with Kneel Patrick Hairass?
"...viewership is not our game..."...???
Is he really stupid enough to think the number of viewers who tune into a tv show are irrelevant and of concern to only the network and the studio?
Who the fuck needs him!? They ought to fire him just in case his cretinism is contagious. Frankly, I wouldn't cross the street to see him. But Britney? Hell, I'd walk across the street and down the block to see her...even if she was fully clothed.
68. Wrong info - April 12, 2008 10:03 AM
He didn't said that! It was the guy who plays Ted!!
69. Joelseph - April 12, 2008 10:39 AM
I think he was saying a short term gain would be a long term loss. I gimmick is only good if it stays a gimmick. Too many "guest appearances" removes focus from the show and onto the gimmick.
70. Ben - April 12, 2008 11:29 AM
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com"yesterday. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
71. stephanie - April 12, 2008 11:53 AM
I like her shirt. At least I really like the color.... maybe she'll start listing all of her clothes on ebay! like the how i met your mother wardrobe.
but that would be ew.
72. Gwen - April 12, 2008 1:56 PM
Please, Neil Patrick Harris is in those "Harold and Kumar" movies. Yet they're all really proud of the content of the show...
I think that speaks volumes for the content of the show. I'm glad I've never seen it. Now I never will.
Awesome reporting, Superfish! You've saved me from yet another time-suck. Thank you!
73. Mama Pinkus - April 12, 2008 10:28 PM
I think his comments were cruel and unncessary in the public arena; he should have kept his beefs between himself and the producers.
74. TJ - April 13, 2008 11:50 AM
Doogie smokes dicks.
Questions?
75. TJ - April 13, 2008 11:50 AM
Doogie smokes dicks.
Questions?
76. lambman - April 13, 2008 5:25 PM
Niel Pattrick Harris rocks! I can't wait for Harold and Kumar 2
77. LXI - April 13, 2008 6:22 PM
Doogie may like wieners in his buns, but he is RIGHT.
I would rather be cancelled than have 700,000 more viewers watch just because they are addicted to tabloid trash.
78. Milly - May 3, 2008 6:15 AM
Holy crud! Spears arms are really fat and she has a bra on!