Apr 25 2008Denise Richards should never stop wearing bikinis

Yeah, still can't past the fact that she was pleasured by Charlie Sheen...something is just plain wrong with that.

First.

Stop obsessing over this bitch.

She looks WAYYYYYYY better here than on those surfboard pics. What gives???

Old. Not interested.

Under 30 please. No one wants a woman over 30, unless they can cook and clean and leave them alone while they chase attractive women, and by that I mean not dried and used up.

Why does she always look like she's frowning??

Fish save these pictures, and those of Heather Locklear in case you ever get that fucked up urge to post Janice Dickenson in the So Freaking Hot section, thank you..

That's a hot lady.

She is friggin' hot.

How does an old chick with fat thighs pwn an old chick with a droopy butt? They both look better in brief panties. That says it all.

I love her!

Y'know, none of us here like celebutards that much, but ya gotta hate heather locklear for fucking (and marrying) anything with an agent. To say her pussy has been all used up by rock stars is like saying the ocean is a bit wet (but not her pussy...it's dry as a bone).

damn...she is just fuckin perfect

She's old and thick....so sad, its like the years really crept up on her.

Thank you for not including a profile shot with that stomach paunch or a shot of her sloppy butt.

Id like to do her from behind while she's holding on to her walker.

Ahhhh, very clever lure, Mr. Fish - positive comments reveal mommy fixations.

It's great to see hot chicks over 30! I get a kick out of having hotter bodies then a lot of the younger chicks!

Again with the lean meat. Damnit I need something thicker to sink my tooth into

She is really sad to hear that Wesley Snipes is going to prison, however, she is happy to know that it is for the best. He will be better off with his own people for a while.

Even though Heather is older, i still think her body is better than Richards'. Not as thick and a bit more muscle on it... just my opinion, but you know.

#17 is in serious denial.

#13

She is definitely not thick! She is fit and hot! You want to see major thick/fat then go look at Kim Kardaskank lol!

#21

I disagree. The people that post comments that Kim Kardashian is not fat are in denial for sure!

I'd put my head between those flabby thick thighs! But mostly to avoid looking at that harsh bitter old lady face.

WHAT?! Heather Locklear is way hotter!!!!

WHAT?! Heather Locklear is way hotter!!!!

what happened to her tits?

Thanks! Now I have to go to the gym tonight and work out for 4 hours.
She's awesome!

Thanks! Now I have to go to the gym tonight and work out for 4 hours.
She's awesome!

These pics are better than the surfboard ones. She looks good here.

Ha ha, yeah right, Denise is ALWAYS hot:
http://icydk.com/2008/04/24/denise-richards-surfing-while-filming-her-reality-show-in-hawaii-wednesday/

ROFL!

I know, I know, this is what a real woman looks like, if I didn't spend all my time jerking off in front of a computer screen I'd know that, blah blah blah.

Here's the truth: this is about as hot as an older chick can look, and her husband would still want to fuck the 19-year-old nanny. Desperately.

When you want to post pics of has been's/left because of a whore, at least put some camel toe in there, hell a truck's been through it, the tunnel is gaping.

Her character sucks because she started dating her friend Heather Locklear's husband Richie. There are so many men out there and she has to hook up with her friends husband; what a bitch. Heather is definitely hotter!

I disagree; considering her age, I think Heather looks better. And Heather looked a hell of a lot better at Denise's age, so by the time Denise is Heather's age she won't be looking so hot....hhmmm, that was a bit confusing, wasn't it...sorry for the whole use your brain cells thing...

#32, Wow i'm 20 and I take offence to that. Do you honestly think us younger girls want to have anything to do with a guy who thinks we have some kind of in-built expiry date?

All guys want to screw hot young chicks. My husband looks at porn and they are all in their 20s. But he would never cheat because I broke his cherry and he is not the type. If my husband screwed a lot of chicks before we got married then the probability of him cheating are high. But I work with young, middle aged, and old guys that check me out and look like they want to do me and it makes me feel good because I take great efforts in staying in shape. I still turn heads!
I've learned that it does not matter how old a female is because men will stare at any hot body young or middle aged!

But they don't mention that they have T O P A Y F O R T H E D I S S E R V I C E at getfuckedintheassbymonkeyswithmadcowdotcom either

37-save the drivel for someone who gives a shit.

Denise looks way better here than the surfboard pics. Surprisingly her breasts look pretty good after getting her implants removed....still a douche for stabbing a friend in her back.

to ph7: like you can be picky. come on now!!

I hit it.

I hit it.

she looks great for a mother, wow. Get real people.

no frickin way.......heather is 1000 times hotter! denise is gross and has cellulite!

37, did you conduct research on that or is that just your fucked up opinion, like how you think guys want to do you?

My bulldog has a cuter face than this bitch.

Nice cross, homewrecking whore.

Is there a 60 year old chubby chaser running this site. Sure she looks good for an old lady, I'd love to be with a woman that looks like that when I'm 50, but she still looks like an old lady with no career and there are tons of hot young up and comming starlets out there. At least it's not Kardashian.

She is a fatty and needs to keep her clothes on. From the waist up she looks fine, but god those hips and thighs.....DON'T HAVE KIDS!

I have a strict rule that I don't hang with chicks who have bigger thighs than mine. And since I don't run like I used to, the muscle mass is smaller.

So fuck off Denise you rank bitch. I am a friend of Heather who btw, has better thighs and not a slutty attitude to boot.

Oh and she has never fucked Charlie Sheen or complained about his porn/hooker affiliations.

Go run a marathon bitch, then come talk to me.

To all the posters complaining about her "thickness", I strongly suggest you hold judgement until you see her in real life. Denise has very good proportions so it's really difficult to tell just how bad her thickness is. I'd be willing to bet you'd be surprised that she's really quite normal in IRL and those "thunder thighs" don't have as much thunder as you think.

I speak as someone who has never liked her because of the person she seems to be, rather than any physical assets. That said, she still has those beautiful blue eyes.

gravity: 1
her face: 0

Her neck is gross

To women who commented on her surfing pics about how she's not "in shape for a magazine:" I just saw her on the cover of one of those stupid magazines women get when they're trying to lose 20lbs. in 3 days.

So she looks good for a chick who's had kids. Keith Richards looks good for a mummified corpse. What's your point?

wish a shark would frikken eat this wizened old freak ...

She is extraordinarily hot!

People are bitchy and delusional here if they think this girl is anything other than smoking hot.

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she looks hot!

she looks hot!

FINALLY! Her ass grew into her titties! Sodomy all around!

#37

Married Old Hole: Ahem. You ignorant fucking cunt, I'm fucking your husband right now. He's crying into the pillow and yelling "HARDER, my wife's a fat slobby social worker who just doesn't understand me"

Take your ridiculous view of your life, and drive it to the smoking hole of....wait, I mean YOU are a smoking hole. A smoking hole of stupid.

ps. Yes, round is a shape.

#32, too bad the hot 19 year olds are repulsed by fat, paunchy balding old dudes like yourself. Your saggy old man balls and wrinkled, puckered ass really aren't sexy, so please stick with your fat wife and leave the young chicks alone! Look in the mirror, old dudes- you're not any hotter than women your age!!!

The superficial writer is racist! She's in the same shape as Scary Spice, but for some reason he thought Scary is ugly and this one is hot.

Actually, Scary Spice is hotter than this chick, and he still called her ugly and this one hot

Mmm, no. She's fit and looks good but she's too thick for my liking... not very "slim"

Nice

I saw some of her sexy photos on " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the rich & celebrity gather! Is she alone?

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MAN- OH- MAN!! WHAT A BODY!!!!

*sniff* I miss her boobs. Remember "Wild Things"? Oh God-- *sobs* WHY THEM, GOD?!!! WHY?!?! Why not me? I'm all flesh and blood *sniff* with a really really good looking and big penis!!! *sigh*

She is a MILF! Who cares if she is 30+ she still looks good.

YEP, this still looks HORNY, true!!

Right - this is what white women should look like. SHe is hot and I would eat her asshole completely out while she farted.

I can't judge whether or not she's hot because there's no posterior shot. But her tummy tuck looks great.

Oh yeah! A woman with strong meaty thighs! I'd let her wrap them around me and squeeze me to death. I'd die happy.
I'd rather be nestled between thighs like that then bony ones that would be liable to stab me to death. Death by suffocation much preferrable to death my repeated stabbings and bleed-out.

HAYYYY MAMACITA. ESTA RE BUENA IN ENGLISH MMMMM BABY IS BEATIFULL

oh yeah....I liked her in that movie she was in...or maybe that wasn't her but I am sure she does something well,maybe she's good with those lips(blow jobs are the path to success)

^^^when you have no talent

I think we would all be pretty stoked if our 37 year old wife looked anything like this.

Are u kidding me? She is gorgeous, and she looks younger than her real age.

Are u kidding me? She is gorgeous, and she looks younger than her real age.