Apr 24 2008Denise Richards in a bikini = MILF AHOY!

nice!

No thanks.

wooohooo!

This is what Kim Kardaskank should do so she can play in the water and have fun; wear shorts so she can wear her girdle ha! ha! Instead of covering her huge loose ass ha! ha!

Her tits are MUCH smaller than they used to be, pre-baby. How did that happen?

Oh come on! 3rd from last pic - FATTY

Oh come on! 3rd from last pic - FATTY

Someone has been guzzling extra snickerdoodles.

Nice gut!!

Would so tap that, fuck you calling her fat, I would do her regardless.

#5 - tits are the same size, it's just that they look smaller with that tub of lard right below them.

She totally removed her implants! Remember her in Bond and the pool scene with Neve Campbell (who totally disapeared BTW) she was rocking rock hard fakies and now look at her modest b cup action. Well better out than back in again, implants are fucking NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!

She's about as hot as a MILF gets. So, not hot.

Hollywood (and wood in general) loves hot young chicks in their prime. Why are we looking at something from the recycle bin?

Thanks for posting some MILF!

she looks sooo average. oh and girl you need to suck it IN

WRONG #11 She had mondo implants back in her heyday. Click my name or paste the link.

http://www.slutceleb.com/8/Denise_Richards_Bikini_feb08/arles_gallery/images/13.jpg

She looks like she has some flab.... but she is still total prostate cancer prevention material.

she could lay off the brewskis, but she looks fine and a killer smile!

wow...her gut is gross. What's with the no-ass-at-all? Hello....Lunges and squats!

Yeah, I wouldnt throw her out of bed, but calling those "chest cannons" is completely off. Maybe handguns, or milk pistols would be the right choice of words. She's still got an ass though, not bad.

OH NO HER TITS ARE GONE!

Just say the first word that pops into your mind:

Train? -Tunnel
Cave? -Spelunking
Trees? -Lumber
Swimming pool? - Oh shit the motherf'n pool scene from Wild Things with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell, fucking A!! Doc have you seen it? No? Really? Seriously? Ahh dude you should see it..

gosh, when ever I see her stupid "duuuh-i-am-that-dumb-smile", I want to bitchslap it off of her face ... damn ...

you couldn't pay me to fuck this psycho... okay, maybe you could... she's so fucking psycho though if the price was right

Remember when tv channels played tv shows and movies?? I know it was a long time ago, but try to remember a time when there was no such thing as REALITY TV

Aw, you guys are probably all too young to remember. Bet you've never seen a music video on MTV either!!

Seriously, they aint one cracker chick that has half the body as an average Nubian Princess. White folk are weak. That's why we had to do all your work for you and now you send all the work away for other poor folk.

Skinny and weak.

@25 Frist don't bring up Betamax, we'll be here all night.. It's happy hour anyways.

The MILF Hunter sez ohhhhh, yyyeeeaaahhhh.

#25

Those were the days!

Yeah ok "SikinnyUglyWhiteGirl"- I'll take skinny, weak, educated and high-paying cushy job any day.

Seriously, did you think that was an insult to white people?!
Physically strong and stupid and poor? Yeahhhhh, no thanks.

Idiot racist.

Hey, ease up, #26. We skinny and weak crackers pay the taxes that turn into handouts for you fat and lazy folks. We don't like it, but we understand it, because we understand genetics (not, that's not a type of stocking).

wow does she look like crap. Saggy, cellulitey; she's a mess. The only good thing seems to be that she had her breast implants removed. Did the superfish guy even look at these pics or was he being sarcastic abt the whole breast cannons, and Denise being hot comments? This is the worst I've ever seen her look, I sure wouldn't let someone film me looking like that.

Oh come on she has had two kids and doesn't have a contract for any movies which would have a Movie studio pay for 24 hour trainers and nutritionists to grind her into Hollywood definition of "In Shape".

MILF ahoy in deed and I'm all about firing my meat torpedo into her harbor

i would totally crush that

I like her, she's perfect. I never hear about her.

In other pics from this shoot, you can see how fat her thighs and pooch have become. It's sad that she looks this bad. I am going to go watch Wild Things and cry.

That fat bloat she's rocking is what happens after Richie Sambora splooges in you.

where are those "chest cannons" exactly? she hid them under those peanuts she's passing on as tits? she apparently has a belly as well. as someone else pointed out, the 13th photo is gross. if you scroll down so that you don't see the face and are just looking at the body, she looks less fuckable than amy winehouse in today's pictures.

someone kick her flabby ass back to the gym.

Shit, I'd hit it...with a wet salami. 'Cause that's the way she likes it according to Charlie Sheen.

What a coincidence that her career tanked when she had her tits removed.

Now she is just a flabby mother with an OK face.

You can tell she's a single mom, she's starting to get those anger lines etched in around her mouth from dealing with unruly kids.

Gross, her gut hangs over her shorts.

Fit women are not shaped like a gourd.

Newsflash, lamers.

This is pretty much what "real women" look like.. Not that plastic bubble butt and botox "high maintenance" shiat you idiots drool over these days. You people have no credibility in your opinion anyway, you made Britney/Hohan/Paris "stars" and that's sad. Yeah, that's some "hot" broads alright... i'm assuming you've never seen a really truly beautiful chick in real life, with those standards.

She is still way skinnier (and hotter) than Kim Karfatassian.

She is stunning......the pictures that appear to show her belly larger than it is, is merely a result of a bad camera angle combined with poor shadowing. She is really quite fit.

Listen up all you flamers

She is more than anything you losers will ever get your masterbatory hands on so go back beneath the rock you live under.

And to all you sensible gents, I'm sure you're all in total agreement with me

MILF ahoy in deed-I'm all about firing my "love boat" into her "snug harbor"

31 cracka, damn right you go to work for us now and when Obama get in pay back gonna be a bitch!!!!!!!
Then we gonna see who be laffin and cryin"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other pics from this shoot at BlackWhiteKiss . c o M where you can meet many handsome single men for love and more >> , you can see how fat her thighs and pooch have become. It's sad that she looks this bad. I am going to go watch Wild Things and cry.

she has a gut??? where the hell is this gut you speak of........ shes thin and not rock hard like a woman should be.

guys id like to see your future wives looking half as good as her at her age

I think she looks fine. Something about her doesn't scream "valedictorian" though. As long as she can find food, water, and the reality TV set, she'll be fine.

She looks kinda cute, ordinary but pretty, better than some of the fake shit in America. Although she may be fake too.

She looks kinda cute, ordinary but pretty, better than some of the fake shit in America. Although she may be fake too.

Where do these idiots get off being so judgmental? Wow...

Fatty fatty fat fat.

You were thinking the same thing before you started projecting wild things and starship troopers.

A man could eat a steak off that ass. In fact, many, many, have.

Which reminds me. I was watching this 'Star Ship Troopers' movie years ago, with people... I'd rather not know.
Cliff Notes :That problem always seems to pop up Bink. It's called 'life.'
Binky : Oh. Ok.
And they said - watch this - "See this Denise Richards woman - get it ? She's 'Veronica'. And he's 'Reggie.'"
And I said - "Oh.Gr8....Got any more popcorn?"
(So I just googled it now and... it seems quite a few people have a lot of time on their hands...if you know what's I'm saying....)
Cliff Notes : Oh come on Bink. That Mr. Lodge' guy musta been the NWO. I mean really. Maybe 'Archie' and all of Riverdale have been some sort a sign all along. Stepford Wives - Metaphorical like.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?
Binky : Look Jugheads - I think you've both got to get out a little more. Isn't this your bowling 'nights' Knee ?

Don't you mean GUNT AHOY?!?

#10 That's because you're desperate. Look at that flesh sack hanging from the side view.

She was the hottest chick on the planet a few years ago, but this is what having babies does to a woman.

What "chest cannons"? Yeah, she had chest cannons back in Wild Things, but she hasn't had them for years, probably because she got her implants removed when she had kids. I do, however, see a muffin top in Photo #14, so you need to get a new prescription Supe.

She looks good. And it looks like she had her implants removed?

Yeah it looks like she's lost the flotation devices and started treading water.
(Is it the 'silicon drip' that 'milk offs' the newborns ? Medically speaking ? Saline drip and you get 'Aqua Man' ?
Ok.I must admit - still haven't finished the MD degree)

I would like her just fine if I didn't know anything about who she is. Every time I hear about her its some crazy antic or other. She just seems a bit sketchy.

Even so, she looks saweeet in all but the third to last picture. Not sure what happened there....probably terrorists.

$48....too funny....thinking Obama is going to work for you!!! But you go right on thinkin' it...gives you something to live for.

#48---Hookt on Eboniks?

Fuck you holier-than-thou moralists that claim we have no business insulting celebrities. They put themselves out for public consumption, so they need to grow a fucking spine and take the good with the bad.

And I wouldn't stick my dick in that flabby goo mess if my life depended on it.

I like my women TIGHT. I like a TIGHT tummy and pussy.

BoboTed

I like my women TIGHT. I like a TIGHT tummy and pussy. Yea w/e (rolling eyes)

Sure ya do buddy, ya I bet them blow-up dolls are TIGHT until you pop them with your PIN DICK

Shutup FAG

Great girl

"Chest cannons"? More like water pistols........other than that she looks fine.

It's said she is dating a billionaire on M I L L I O N A I R E LOVER.C O M where the rich & celebrity gather!

She's a one-in-a-million girl......is that what all the hub-bub's about?

Anybody whop would whore her children out like this phony skank is doing should be kicked in her worthless cunt!

Wow, SkinnyUglyWhiteGirl.... you seem to be quite the racist. You seem to be bitter over things that are way out of anyone's control--anyone born after the civil war. I'm sorry that there was slavery, but guess what, African countries sold their people to white Europeans. SOLD them. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that this nation's past is what it is, but guess what, it's not every white person who is living in 2008's fault.
And your precious Barack is half white. Okay, maybe nobody goes around saying, "can a half-white, half-black man be president," and they just say "can a black man be president" but nonetheless, he is part white. And guess what else, SUWG? He has an education. Something you seem to lack in quite a major way. I don't think we're going to get any kind of pay back from Obama.... but if he wins the presidency (which I have no qualms with), then I know I don't want to be in a public place surrounded by black girls like you (LIKE YOU, NOT ALL).... it'll be loud and there will be nonsense comments made toward white people... as if none of them are happy for the victory, too.

laffin? Yeah, there's such thing as internet/instant messenger/text msg. slang... but that is just stupid... like you.

And I just feel like saying to all.... it's like white people have to watch every word out of their mouth because it will be misconstrued, but black people (NOT ALL) can say whatever they want and make the most racist comments ever. It's so ridiculous.
Take that how you want it, it's not that I mean it in some cruel way... it's just an observation in my life.

and yes, I am a white girl and I have friends of multiple races. Some of my best friends--some of the people I miss the most in my life are black. So again, think of me what you want, SUWG, but you are ignorant, and I'm sorry for you. And if you want to come back with how white people on here make racist remarks (whether joking or not)... guess what? I didn't write 'em, so you'll have no point. Thanks.

if she was naked in your bed right now EVERYONE SINGLE ONE OF YOU would tap that ass

she has a NICE ass...& im a chick..

So #62 to, let's say , #74 - Inside job ?
Having any problemo with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ? Apparently Denise's ex Mr. Charlie Sheen has.
(Although he's been hiding lately)
Cliff Notes : (Sometimes wondered if he was the 'half' man referred to in that TV show Knee.)
Knee Ya Ha ha : No 'Frank' from 16th floor' watch a lot of movie and TV and say it because he just do 'half ass job'.

She looks great, not fake. Impressive.

Isn't it sad how the little racist twits can only feel superior by putting others down?

As for DR, it's always sad when a prostitute is past her sell-by date.

Original title: 'Two Men - and a Half Ass Job' got change by Les Moonves to avoid any 'gay' connotations or any chance of informing the American public that they actually are all now on 'Surviver'.
Les decide change to 'Two and a Half Men' which roughly translate by Charlie and outside world as "9/11 was an inside job and most Americans are all a bunch of duped Invading,Murdering Fascists."
Cliff Notes : My guess Knee? Chances are Emmies will stick to Moonves title for the show.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.

She looks good for her age and situation. Charlie's an idiot to let this one slip...

I'd hit it like a cruise missile. She's hot and she's gotta have it - you can tell from her expression.

Denise Richards = Attractive older lady.
Posters on this site ranting about who's gonna be the next Prez = Bullcack.
Who cares who's gonna be the next prez? They're all assclowns anyway. Remember YOU guys voted for Bush...Fools.

You aint nuthing but a white ass little cracker yourself. Why you hangin with black folk? To get some big black dick I bet.
Obama is black baby! Black is the new white! You all is gona be so sorry next year. Every Nigga gets a white slave or 2. Bruthas get they white girl sex slaves.Me? I aint got no use for no stringy headed witch in my house except maybe to mop the floors and do windows. Aint no white man got enough for me. Why do white men have such small dicks?
Mexicans take your jobs and black men take your women. Soon you aint gonna have a thing.
I laff till my big black sexy ass is jigglin like fresh pudding made by my man Bill Cosby!

#82 Harvard or Princeton? lol

I hope Obama wins but not because he's black, he is the better candidate.

As for Denise .. she looks pretty good for a woman with babies. Pity she's as ugly as a hat full of assholes and she's banged Ritchie Sambora (ick)

She is so beautiful. Now she is a hot member of a dating community called M E E T I N G W E A L T H Y dot com. She posted many sexy photos there. It is said she is dating friends there.

#82 YEH, you go girl. Kick em to the curb and all that trashy springer crap etc etc... Black people is so much cooler than us whitey pieces o' crap, just look at yo brother Mr. Robert Mugabe - Coooooool !!

Lots of hot girls wanting YOUR tiny pin dick @ ihatefuckingspammers...com

Seriously why dont you idiots fuck off and spam somewhere else, like Yahoo or MSN

#48 sounds pretty intelligent.

beside all your #xy fighting, she is definitely a MILF, and for shure it took a lot of $s to form and keep that body.

just another "star" who thinks we need to be graced with a show about her. get over yourself. and who wears mascara into the ocean. whores, that's who!

Munch munch mffhh

f-eese fo-fato fips are mmmm foooo gooff ...

90% of women, even ones way younger than Denise who haven't had kids, are flabbier than she is. So the women on here saying she's fat are probably ten times fatter and surely uglier, and the men saying she's fat probably have wives or girlfriends who are actually obese...fucking losers...

For god sakes! What has happened to her?!?! She's had a couple of rough years and it shows. Her face is still so cute...I hope she gets the rest of it back. It would be a shame if this is how she goes out.

MILF-tastic.

Just have to wash the Sheen and Sambora out of her.

I love Denise Richards, she's so beautiful.

If any of you said she's fat (which I'm sure you have) you are a fucking idiot.

God, how far she's fallen......
No wonder Sheen used to beat her

Boy, she looks rough, flabby and old in the last three pics of page 2.

Let's stick with women under 30 please - no more old hags.

Look at the second to last or third to last pic with her "gut". Look at the ties on the pants looks a little photoshopped to me. Seriously nobodys stomach looks like that. The angle it is sticking out is obviously shopped to make her look fat.

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

Even though she has been with Richie Sambuca (how are any of these hair band douches still alive) and Charlie Sheen (I have surrendered my crown of debauchery to him) I would still nail her harder than a Roman soldier would nail Jesus.

Tired of the dating site spammer? Here is the asshole's information:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

Call the prick on the phone.

She's gutlicious!

Why is Fish so into chicks with multiple children who have fat stomachs and small tits (Britney, Denise)? These women are not "fine", "hot", and do not have good bodies. Get some taste, please.

She must use Kim K's personal trainer

I'll pass on this as I'm trying to limit my intake of crazy.

MY GOD PEOPLE!!!! SHE HAD KIDS YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EXPECT HER TO LOOK PERFECT AFTER SQUEEZING A MELON OUT HER VAGINA?!?! TWICE?? FUCKIN DICKHEADS. Hence the word, MILF. Oh and guess what, the tiny bit of "flab" that is on her stomach is called SKIN and it was STRETCHED because OH YEAH, SHE HAD A KID! God, you are all fucking retards. Not everybody is lucky to have everything snap back into place.

she is definately among the most beautiful american women ! but her belly is just so flabby !!! after two kids she needs a nip/tuck there !

weird, that's not what she looked like in playboy.

What does MILF stand for?

#105
Please look at pics of Heidi Klum or Angie Harmon's latest nude ad for how good a woman CAN look after having more than one child. I'm just saying that Fish could make superior choices for milfs.

#109

Have you seen pics of Heidi Klum and Angie Harmon that are NOT photoshopped, like Denise's above?

Hint: cellulites and flabby

*108 Mother I'd Like to Fuck

What a joke. Three quarters of you who slam her have never even seen a woman who looks this good much less had sex with one. Your penises would shrivel if she tried to have sex with you. Assclowns.

Amen Scrum.....

Shes hot hot hot.

It's funny to see all the "She's a real woman" comments. Not everyone has such low standards. Yes, she looks better than most of the fat sacks of shit in the US, but that isn't saying much.

There are plenty of "real" women who don't bloat up after pregnancy. Although I admit that the mother of my kids bloated up after having two kids. That fatass went from a size zero to a size two. What a pig!

Admittedly, most women will get saggy tits and stretch marks after pregnancy, but there is no excuse for a once thin woman to not lose the pregnancy weight, especially a rich bitch who can afford trainers and nutritionists.

@82

1) You are a fucking idiot.
2) Dick size has nothing to do with race, you stupid fuck.
3) Mexicans take white people's jobs? Right, because you know white people are just lining up to pick oranges and mow lawns.
4) As far as I can see, the white chicks I see hanging out with ghetto black men are pretty trashy themselves. Fat, trashy hos.
5) Stupidity has nothing to do with race either. It's an equal opportunity trait. You need to get an education.

Well said 116.

Hey 82, you can have our white chicks that cross over to the dark side. Theyre so fucking fat us white guys dont even bother, the only dick they can get is from black dudes that love "booty" even though the booty looks like 10 pounds of shit squeezed into a 5 pound bag.

#82

If that's how you write and argue, practically EVERYONE, from EVERY race, will take your job.

Some advice, sister: if you want to make blacks look good, stop being their representative because you will embarrass the rest of them with your comment.

beautiful smile.

I don't think number 82 and the other people claiming to be black chicks really are...I think those are silly white girls trying to cause chaos from others who are offended by the racist comments. None of the strong, smart, educated black women that I know would make themselves look that stupid.

Too bad she's bat shit crazy

Every time I read 10-20 of the comments on a post that gets more than say.. 80, the ignorance literally eats away at my brain. I swear I'm stupider for reading this nonsense. I sit and think "What the fuck kind of people are these idiots?", but then I look at myself and how often I check this site and it's comments. It's pathetic.

That said. Denise Richards is hot. I dare anyone on here to bang a chick hotter than her***.

*Must be in real life
**Must be actual female

You guys are psycho. She looks great for her age, and fat...????????

If she's fat then I'm the size of two whales cuz im not even fat

Oh let me guess #123, you're "voluptuous." You're a "BBW." You're "real." You're "curvy."

She is so sexy and attractive.I just saw her profile on a site called "kissmilitary.com”.I am wondering is she single now?

TEAM HEATHER!

"Every time I read 10-20 of the comments on a post that gets more than say.. 80, the ignorance literally eats away at my brain. I swear I'm stupider for reading this nonsense."
I agree.
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Dan Howitt