Apr 21 2008Danica Patrick makes IndyCar history

She didnt beat anybody. She only won because everyone else ran outta fuel. Don't believe the hype she still sucks.

FTG

She's Hot

You are usually so funny. This post is kind of weird. Are you saying she's cute or what?

This girl is awesome. The name Danica alone is awesome. GO Danica. I wish I could drive like you. I can barely pull out of a parking space without wrecking...

I HATE WHITE MEN!

All you guys want to see is skinny anorexic chick.

No wonder you date flat assed no boobed Asians.

They have the bodies of 12 year olds but all the white guys think they
are "so hot" or "cute" please, admit your all f@gs now and die!!!!

Thats awesome. Congrats Danika.

I HATE WHITE MEN!

All you guys want to see is skinny anorexic chick.

No wonder you date flat assed no boobed Asians.

They have the bodies of 12 year olds but all the white guys think they
are "so hot" or "cute" please, admit your all f@gs now and die!!!!

You Go Girl, representin the females!

this could be a picture of the virgin mary and some fat chick would bitch that white men are only into her because she's skinny. Not like Patrick did anything else to gain recognition! I half expected a little spam present at the end of that broken english rant.

women can't drive. loser.

i love all girls named Danica!
especially Danica Patrick.
She is one hot talented girl.
Who wouldn't want to be tied down, beaten, tortured and raped by Danica Patrick.
I would love for her to beat me to a pulp, stomp on my balls, until I am a cripple then work on the rest of me until I am a gimp, only a slave for all girls to use as a toy.

#6

There are boobed Asians....I've got bigger boobs than any of my Caucasian friends! I do *not* have a 12 year old body, and that doesn't mean I'm fat either.

Damn, a winner.
This site is always packed with dipshit wanna bees that do nothing - ever.
What a surprise, a good looking winner with an actual future.
The world must be coming to an end this week....

Wow, how cool! She's my new heroine. I like how she still has a cute button nose and looks kinda girly. Nice to see that the Fish can actually post pics of a female without her tits and arse hanging out.

good

Way to go Danica. You've proven your the best at going really fast and being able to turn to the left... again ... and again.... and again. Probably left her signal on too.

Now get back in the kitchen.

#4 Call me. :-)

#11 Call me.

Kim K. rocks that dress better.

Congrats, Danica!

@ #4 & 6

So you're fat , huh ? White guys don't like you, huh ? Don't worry ... there is always some brotha that likes fat white bitches ... but you'll have to buy him stuff. Anyway ... it appears you are soooo fat that your sausage fingers double posted. Put down the double whopper, stop hating on the Asian chick that stole your last boyfriend years ago ... and get to the gym ! Chop chop , lardass !

My mother says that women that can drive a stick shift are hot. Alas she only drive automatics

Considering the fact that she won at Indy driving a mini-van one-handed while talking on her cell phone, loaded down with groceries and kids on their way to soccer practice, makes victory taste that much sweeter. Just joking, a nice win and story..

It's a sad day when "dominating the race" means taking the lead with three laps to go.

Who gives a flying fuck

Saying that she won only because the others ran out of fuel, and then discounting that shows ignorance to racing. Fuel conservation is a critical part of any racing strategy. Knowing when to go full bore and when to conserve is important.

HOLY HOTTIE!!! WOW! I am envious of a woman that can drive professionally. I'm a woman that does the speed limit in the right lane, I hate driving fast. Living in NYC area you learn quick that it's best to stay the hell outta the way on the BQE, Cross-Bronx and NJ Turnpike. Unless you enjoy seeing grimaces or getting the finger every 15 seconds.

#20... LOL!.

Are you sure she didn't have a man driving for her?

That's what I heard.....

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Any activity in which a female competes along side Men...and then wins...is not a sport.

@4
(Insert gorilla hooting, hanging upside down from tree vine)

oh boy. dont even get me started. im getting some coffee..

@ #20

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Couldn't have said it better myself!

#28 - That is correct, because as we all know, women are best at being passenger seat drivers. And blowing the actual driver of course.

i'd do her

She has those geeky, Britney-type slope shoulders. Never hot.

Her tits look like thet were flattened in a wind tunnel.

Its a shame Indy Car drivers are all shit compared to F1 drivers, but still you can only beat what put in front of you, so fair play to Patrick!

These comments are so lame. What, is school out?

Wow #1 - been jealous for long? She can outdrive your dumb ass!

Congrats to Danica for the win and thanks Fish for actually putting up a picture of someone who's done SOMETHING!

I found one of my pancakes has an exact likeness of Danica Patrick on it. I'm selling it on Ebay..

She is hot, i'd do her in the back of an Indy Car.

#37 - Yea, you really brought the funny with that comment there cupcake.

@25

she DID win cause everyone ran out of gas. saying that doesn't display ignorance of racing. how about tony stewart at kansas in 2006, or greg biffle in 2007? both coasted across the line out of gas, and both won their respective races.

Danica is NOT a good driver, she's just hyped cause she's a woman and she can run up front here and there.

it's called a fuel gamble. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Another car driver woman.. www.milkaduno.com you go ladies!

@42 - I didn't deny HOW she won, only that it doesn't prove that she didn't use skill/strategy to win that way. Not only that she won within 4 years of being in the league, with over half her finishes in the top 10. That is pretty damn good in any sport.

http://www.milkaduno.com/races.html

Back in my day we wouldn't even let women drive cars. Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich!!

Jeebus ! Take the NASCAR talk to redneck.com ... this is the Superficial. Unless there is a pic of this broad in a bikini ... who gives a f**k ?

I bet she doesn't win the Saudi 300.

You guys are ridiculous misogynistic fools. Who cares if she is a woman? This site's comments prove how far we are from equality in this world. So sad...
If it was a guy who "won because everyone else ran out of gas", there would be no controversy at all and no mention. You guys are pathetic excuses for human beings...

wow, great writing fish...that monkey shit was actually funny!

#26, so that was you in the right lane? It doesn't matter where or how fast one drives around here, one'll reap a bountiful harvest of fingers, gestures, and "fuck you, you fucking fuck"s regardless. So just don't look in any of your mirrors or out the back window and it won't matter.

I'd love to see a Danica-off between this one and Danica McKellar. Preferably involving pudding, jello, or the like.

She finished seventh in Indy Car last season. As in, seventh in the WORLD, not some half-assed mostly-American competition where you call yourself "world champion" out of pure arrogance. Do you have any idea how many open-wheel race car leagues and drivers there are worldwide and how much money is invested to win? Just for a single Indy car, a team will spend 5-10 million dollars. Nobody puts a "mediocre" driver in the seat of that car. Occasionally an attractive female athlete comes along and gets lots of publicity, but it's very rare for one to be a top competitor as well (Patrick, Sharapova...?).

#53 - Yea, ok. Is she a world champion clothing presser? Child bearer? Is she making sure to slob her man's knob on a regular basis? Do she flinch everytime her man stretches knowing any wrong move would result in corrective action? If the answer is no to any of these questions, then she'll be single forever.

#4. i'm sorry you're really fat. and aparantly really mad about it.
and
Kim Kardashian wore that dress better
see here
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/09/0920_kim_kardashian_maxim_03.jpg

@20

I LOLed. Hard.

@20

God damn right! Very nicely written. Future douchebags take notice: write ignorant shit then, get it shoved up your ass!

#54 - come on, that sucked. If you're going to troll here, think up something clever and provocative. That was nad-scratching. As in real life, we're not impressed.

are dikes even considered real women? she looks kinda butch to me, i bet she has more testosterone than the governator and charles bronson put together.

P.S. no matter how you put it, WOMEN SUCK AT DRIVING!

She has a better physique than Boyd Dowler.

Of course, when I compared, Boyd was in his 80s.

Nothing in these pics says dyke.

http://www.indymotorspeedway.com/danica.htm

@59
hahaha, they really do.
We have 10 field techs in our engineering office, 3 of which are women. We had 5 motor vehicle accidents for 2007, and the women made up 4 of them.

Primates can't be prosecuted??!!? What, exactly, do you think humans are?

Wow, a picture of a woman who has achieved something ! On the Superficial !
Next time maybe we will see a cutie with a PhD in Physics !

#58 - I'll assume you're still single.

They're making all kinds of games out of her winning on Fyrebug http://www.fyrebug.com/?p=5659 I don't know if it's because of her cleavage or that they're racing fans…

@59, if you're from tijuana, you can't drive either.

#6

I'm really sick of all these fat women jealous of Asians and stating the wrong information.

Sweetie,
Why don't you look around and compare all women who are slim from all colors. If you pick a Caucasian one and an Asian one, both with the same waist size, it is almost always that the Asian one has the bigger boobs.

Most Non-Asian American females usually have larger boobs ONLY because they are fatter, in which case they practically have the man-boobs developed due to fat excess.

Another reason you can't see Asian women's shapes more easily because most Asians were raised not to dress whorishly and to be very subtle with their boobs and asses. After all, most aspire to be doctors, scientists or IT professionals, not cheerleaders.

Oh yea meester we put girl in white lab coat for you. If it wot turn you on Popeye.

#65

*crickets*

I think women that can drive really well are beyond hot. I know two tech savvy user-interface designers in town, women, both pretty cute, who race cars. One can destroy you in her GTi, and the other is a test instructor for BMW. She can drift her car around corners and blow your mind. Hot.

The only reason she won is she was the only driver who was willing to stop and ask for directions.

I'm not saying Danica is thick in any way, but I find it hard to believe that she's only 100lbs on a 5'2" frame. Most women I know with those numbers are slimmer.

@68
I can attest some of your points
I used to hook up with this asian chick Jen at the beach and my friends nicknamed her "J-lo mein" due to her beautiful bubble butt

#68 - An Asian girl with a round ass is almost as rare as a black girl with small lips or a white girl not wanting to 69 a Hispanic dude. I'm not saying it never happens, just like I'm not saying that the moon landing wasn't filmed in a sound stage in the dessert, I'm just sayin'...

#70 - I'll take that as a yes. But I will have to thank you for all of YOUR insightful, clever, and funny commentary. If you were ever able to drug, gag, brainwash a man and lop off his feet, he'd be proud.

Well if these are your best efforts, I'm sorry I addressed you in the first place. That's 30 seconds I'll never get back.

Much like most sentient beings, I wouldn't waste my best efforts on you sweetie. Now, shouldn't you be in the kitchen prepping for dinner? Don't blame me if you get in trouble. The "That's 30 seconds I'll never get back" has been repeated here ad naseum. Apparently orginality and you are bitter enemies.

She told me that she would win this race with her strategy. It was not an accident, it was a strategy.

The timing of pit stops and refueling are crucial to winning a race (for the ignorant person who commented earlier).

She is not interested in F1, she has no interest in living in Europe again. It sucks there and she loves Arizona.

Not every man is a good driver, especially her husband so she does most of the driving.

I'd like to see anyone here who discredits her ability to drive try to take her, how about just on the streets....a straight away. Oh that's right... there likely isn't a single person on this site who has made as much as her through racing and sponsors. I guess the only reason you "men" wouldn't beat her is because you'd be driving your crappy Nissans...they wouldn't exactly compete with her Lambo, now would they?

She is a very nice person and if you have the priveledge of knowing or meeting her... then you would know that she is very beautiful and her weight is perfectly healthy. (except to the majority of overweight and obese americans who are angry at anyone that is not a disgusting pig and actually takes care of themselves).

Enjoy the rest of your afternoon sitting in a cubicle angry at successful peoples lives, fame and fortune.

@ 75- Really? The moon landing was filmed in the dessert? Which one? A piece of cherry cheesecake, perhaps? Or maybe a big ol' slice of chocolate cream pie. Yummm.

@15, 47, and 78- OMG! OMFG! Seriously, that "get back in the kitchen stuff"? I mean that is absolutely the funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. I don't think any man, ever, has ever used that line. What the fuck is wrong with the world, none of you headlining at a comedy club?

She's a bit over-rated as a driver. I hate to bust anyone's bubble, but remember those lady soccer players from a few years back? We had to live with the hype surrounding them too, for awhile, till everyone figured out it was just about their boobs and butts. A female in any traditional male-dominated sport is going to get attention way beyond her abilities - and I do mean her driving. If Danica wasn't a cutie, she could win the New York to Paris race and nobody would care. Nobody.

she can suckk my dicck.

Go girl power.

Of course if it were left to women we would still be living in caves that were really nicely decorated with the most expensive palm leaves.

Wow, Kim K has definitely gone downhill since then. She ridiculously hot! She needs to get it together!

where's her right boob?

Was the new minimum weight rule in place for this race? She was allowed to race for far too long with the unfair advantage of her diminutive stature. That she wasn't screaming the whole time for a rule to ensure that she was racing on a level field with all of the other drivers raises serious questions about her sportsmanship.

#80 - Uuuuhhhhhh..... the whole comment was ridiculous..... just like your retort, hence the extra "s"..... here, I'll make up for it: you're tupid.

And for the record, no one likes a woman who can't navigate a kitchen, which is why it is an oft-repeated line. Hell, I'd put a cot in there for my woman if she didn't run in there at 5am every morning. After she does her hair and makeup of course.

i bet she can drive my cock into her pussy pretty well. the facts here are that she is a woman and she won...something that has never happened before. so no matter what she made history and no matter what her win will mark a change in racing. congrats to her...and her pretty face. if she were ugly she would not be big news or at least not in so many magazines. there are other girls in racing, but danica is a better driver and more attractive...that will always give her the edge. having a pretty face never hurt anyone.

Catherine Legge - much better driver, actually won races in the series that Danica couldn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Legge

Who cares??? It's an insignificant form of racing now. Used to be a great circuit but it's been dead for years.