Apr 15 2008Criss Angel goes ballistic at beauty pageant

huge improvement!!!

hes so gross

I thought he was with Pam Anderson.....
And he looks terrible.

Well, Kim doesn't look as fat here..
But what's with the gang signs Kim?? Your gypsy clan be gettin down yo..

Wtf is she doing with him?

He looks like a Rob Zombie wanna-be . Good look for you Criss......insert douche bag here . X

What a fag. He's loaded up like a woman with all that regalia of his.

This little Jew tough guy wouldnt last 2 minutes in jail before hysterically crying

That SO doesn't look like him. WOW he went down the tubes. And if she wants to keep her place in line, she better put her MAN in line. Shit.

His girlfriend is hot and apparently is either rented or had a lobotomy.

What a tough guy. Send him to Iraq.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss- FREEEEEEEEEEEK"!

There is no way this is criss Angele. Did this person come out of the other side of the miniaturizer batch with Brandon Davis? Metamorphosis explained.

Hands-down winner of King of all Douchebags. How screwed up do you have to be to have that as your whole identity thing?

Having a hard time concentrating on any of the new postings what with the elfin fuck-monkey staring at me on both sides of the home page....

Why did Criss Angel let Dustin Diamond give him a makeover? Is Taliban-chic all the rage this spring?

Holy Ish!!!
The Macho Man is back...

"Be a man Hulk Come on don't be scared
Your runnin' from Macho that's what I heard
Be a man Hogan Come on don't be a chump
I never thought Hulk would go out like a punk"

Criss Angel should stick to what he does best, crappy magic tricks for those greasy fat kids that still play D&D. And with that I cast hells fury on your goblin raiders...wait what?!

Criss Angel= Leader of Hell's Angel's San Francisco Chapter..

its his maaaaagic beard. he will amaze you with his slight-of-beard tricks...wooooo, be fearful of his badassedness. hes not throwing gang signs, hes casting a spell with that hand

Criss Angel is just another emo.

wardrobe by Massengill

He and Adnoid should compete for a douche bag loser compettion and see how wins

This looks like an ad for hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Nothing says "tough guy" like pre-ripped designer clothes.

He looks awful! Yuck...the entire look doesn't work for him.

Hard to believe someone could wake up in the morning and consciously decide to dress like that. That's just cringe-inducing. The stupid hand gesture is the icing. What a fuck-knuckle.

his new image totally reeks of effort, anyone who rides a motor bike, be it a sports bike or iron horse, would be embarrassed and ashamed to see this guy

he gets a major fail

How does go to the bathroom with all that shit on??
-Special thanks to the Wayans.

I wish someone would pull an adan on him.

Wow...he's a badass.

A badass that does card tricks.

huh.

.

What the fuck? Is Criss Angel the fucking GEICO Caveman now or something?

All that tough guy clothing and chains and dark sunglasses...and still, he can't get rid of that salty taste in his mouth.

Crissy looks like a pussy to me. Danny Bonaduce would kick his ass.

Does "Crissy" ryme with "pussy"? I'm really bad with that kind of stuff.

Hey does anyone know who the major bike club is in Las Vegas; Hells Angels or Bandidos?? Whichever club it is, I don't think either of them would ask much on the contract to smoke his faggity ass. Someone start passing around the hat, let's get this douchefucker once and for all.

that is the grossest beard I've ever seen.

Criss Angels best magic trick is getting a woman like that to actually want to hook up with him. Absolutely amazing!! How do you do it Angel?

Wow, I've never seen Criss Angel's beard before, looks good. His facial hair is nice too.

He's a massive fucking tool. Why do modern magicians always think they're badass? Huh? Since when does disappearing in a garbage can or levitating in the buffet mean you're the shit. I know a lot of people who, if this douche got in their face, they would do a magic trick where they make his head and shoulders disappear up his faggoty rectum.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

"And for my next illusion, watch as I turn into the Macho Man Randy Savage!"

Snap into a Slim Jim.

He's going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person on of these days.

Oh. Beaten to it by echswhyzee. :(

Penn and Teller & David Blaine (before he got into the douche-tastic "endurance" crap) are the only truly inspiring magicians in the past 20 or so years.

This asshat is just.... well, an asshat.

Obviously, he has been reading all the negative press about his appearance--he claims he's "too busy" to follow any of that stuff, btw--and decided to butch it up by adding a mountain-man beard. Although the intended effect is somewhat compromised by the fact that he still dresses like a total gaylord.

Percisely why I'm never going back to Douchville, I mean Vegas.

His greatest magic trick will be watching his career disappear.

GAYLORD I love it. I saw this picture and I knew "douche" and all of the "douche" variants no longer quite communicated what we have here.

GAYLORD is perfect.

Why are all magicians so insecure about thier sexuality? Fuck Chris, try a little harder next time. Ten bucks says he drives a huge oversized truck or SUV too.

Why all the hate? I mean he was awsome in The Crying Game.

That was him right?

what a F'n looser.

you're a lllloooooser

bah ha ha ha

He is just about washed up already and no one really gives a crap about him. I find him annoying and desperate for attention. His magic tricks are cool, but so what. At the end of the day who cares about stupid tricks?

Man you guys are killing me. The comments are better than the Fish writing on this one. I see the picture, instantly the word 'douche' and all its glorious variants come to mind so I click on comments only to realize you people have it WELL covered.

Whoa - look at the clock! Fourteen minutes and counting Chris...
Could you imagine being behind this wannabee at the airport trying to catch a flight? They should melt him down and make a shield or something.

What Angel the "Crack Head" couldn't magically make his girlfriend win the pagent...must be losing his touch!

Today dating Miss Nevada...tomorrow dating Amy Crackhouse!

That is if he doesn't end up buried in concrete at the latest Trump Condo in Vegas!

What a fucking moron...now you know why we threw him out of N.Y.!

I can't even begin to explain the basic Douchery Mathematical Equations.

This punk bitch either escaped from prison, and is emulating Crunk Angle, or aliens are finally now wearing Crunk Skins as dopplegangers.

I can only imagine his old lady trying to masturbate him while he levitates across his dining room floor covered with tinfoil from the Tweak Rocks THAT piece of shit has been smoking.

Say it ain't so Jimmy! Crunk Angle is shooting for another career other than gay porn? FUCK!

He's a massive fucking tool. Why do modern magicians always think they're badass? Huh? Since when does disappearing in a garbage can or levitating in the buffet mean you're the shit. I know a lot of people who, if this douche got in their face, they would do a magic trick where they make his head and shoulders disappear up his faggoty rectum.

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

To give you an idea of how massive the douchebaggery is, Gob is less of a douchebag than Criss Angel. That name alone guarantees him a spot in the Douchebag Hall of Fame.

I usually don't wish bodily harm on anyone but Donald Trump (another Douchebag Hall of Famer) and Kathie Lee Gifford, but seeing the picture above makes me wish a real motorcycle gang or Mexican Mafia gang or just a girl's soccer team would stomp his hairy ass into the ground. I got a crisp new $5 bill for anyone who can make that happen.

has anyone noticed he's wearing the same jacket in the last several posts in a row? where's the witty comment on that fish?

Not to be repetitive... but he's such a cocky ass douche bag. Every time I see him I want to beat the shit out of his pussy ass face... fuck and the chicks that flock to him on his show! WHAT THE HELL? I would never fuck that... unless their was money involved....

WTF!!!! - & days ago you had an article saying he was back with Pam Anderson? And how the hell can any man grow that much facial hair in 7 days? Seems someone has their story wrong.

Goes to show that all these celebrity shit-fucks share the same fucking brain. They all flash that bullshit sideways peace symbol. Is this supposed to make us think they're hip and "with it" (whatever that fucking means)?

We are not impressed. At all. Fuck off and die.

THIS is Criss Angel??? What happened to the emo haircut with the bad highlights and the Hot Topic wardrope? He looks like Grizzley Adams gay brother.

I can only thank God that he doesn't do the Renaissance Fairs. If he ever asks for directions, just tell him how to get to a Willie Nelson 4th of July picnic. Maybe we'll never see him again.

Thanks for the props, #48.

Could Asston Kucher be involved? Because no one would parade around so much douchebaggery on purpose.

when did this douche morph into randy 'macho man' savage?

one word comes to mind............."NERD"

How does a total loser sporting the latest in "Homeless/Hermit Man" fashion get a chick as hot as that piece of ass? I can't believe she'd let his face anywhere near her tight pussy.

Since when did he turn into a fat hairy biker?
And what is it he does again.. magic tricks? LAME-O

Holy Jebus...I guess this chick loves the douchebags. She's actually from HOUSTON, and back there she dated the number one douchebag Houston has ever seen!!!

He lost one percent of his douchebagginess by growing that beard. I hate his guts, but I gotta hand it to him, that beard is well-made.

Hey Chris, why don't you make yourself disappear... for good! God that guy is a sleaze.

First time I have ever been tempted to use the word 'festooned'. But, then its Criss Angel and its not even worth going through the motions

Some nice bling jewellery he's got on. Bet it takes him hours to put that lot on.

He shops at http://www.hebejewellery.co.uk

Criss Angel is a horrible illusionist and apparently an even more horrible person. Too many unworthy people getting too much Hollywood spotlight the last decade.........go back to the shadows.

Hey Mister Master Illusionist

Lemme show you a neat trick where your teeth disappear, just stand there you fuckin fagboy, and let my fist do all the work!

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com" last week. It is said she is dating
a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

1. that MIGHT be the funniest thing I have ever read.

and

2. damn, I missed the sale.

Wait a minute. "An eyepatch over your OTHER eye?"

So, this Norm guy already has an eyepatch?

The visual of super-manorexic Criss Angel waving his emo skeezy fingers in some writer's face just got fifty times better.

Why should HE care if she won or not?
Hell just last week he was photographed sucking face with Pamela Anderson.
So WTF wanna B badass?
You think you're gonna take on "The Donald" and get your way? HAHAHAHA......HE BUYS AND SELLS WHITE TRASH LIKE YOU TEN TIMES EVERY DAY FOOL !!

Hey racist white trash beef curtain princess KRYST, looks like your knight in shining armor is cheating on you. Turn that ac/dc up, cook your crack and much on your cheetos, Jesus is on the way.

When did Criss turn into Jim Morrison right before he died?

@84 I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say, but I'll go ahead and be insulted because you took the time to write. Good boy..

What's with the beard? He looks like an alien -- an alien that assumed all human culture dressed at Spencer's, and concocted an appropriate disguise. It is as if he is a Zakk Wylde replicant -- copied in China. What is with these magician dudes?

this bitch's face is so ugly no wonder she didn't win! why's he so surprised?

His IMAGE is going down fast since he stated dating this little girl. She is only 23. I think he needs to wake up and fast. Now he is getting tat and branding himself because of this little P___y. She has him so wrapped. I hope this relationship ends soon and we can see him dating women and not college girls. And she is using him to get her name out there and from what I have been reading it is working but her names are being called: Trash, Cunt, Slut, Whore, Looking for a Sugar Daddy, Shank. She should have not even been in Miss USA. She is more like Miss Shank then anything else. I bet her parents are really proud th have their little girl have sex with a man old enough to be her Daddy.

Holy fuckkk. I definitely used to think he was the hottest guy ever but with the pubes all over his face, I'm just like, "Wtf?!"....Eww..

Holy fuckkk. I definitely used to think he was the hottest guy ever but with the pubes all over his face, I'm just like, "Wtf?!"....Eww..

Criss finally dumped his 23 year old whore g/f Veronica Grabowski. What a joke that relationship was. He is a frat boy in HEAT and she is looking for a Daddy Image. I think Criss is older then her Dad.