Apr 23 2008Brooke Hogan goes to college

FIRST to say FRIST has a bigger cock

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What an ignorant no talent cunt!

Have some fucking standards, Fishwriter.

Imagine her roommate's instant anus-puckering when she sees Brooke rumblin' stumblin' bumblin' through the door for the first time.

My fav is the pic where she's playing pocket-pool with her left hand.

FAU sorority chicks are hot, banged a few back in the day when I lived in sofla.

Whoever knew that that an university called Florida Atlantic existed? Well...if Brooke Hogan has a chance at education, it might be there...sigh.

Holy crap. she does look like a man! I am not sure If I'd do her or no... even with those monster cannons!

Holy crap. she does look like a man! I am not sure If I'd do her or no... even with those monster cannons!

OK, so ummm wearing that is completely appropriate for going to check out a college. I mean I know when I checked out schools I wore my slutwear because its important to look professional.

Guess what?? She's fat. Right?!?!

Muffin top alert in pic 6.

Yikes Brooke.

The station better 'know best' and cancel that shit quick, no one gives a shit about him...I mean her.

Those are huge steroid boobies she has.

Bet she also has beef curtains.

Wow #1, Jimbo troll, you been saving that one up? Had it all one refresh and control v ready to go.

Good for you..

Is that Florida Atlantic University some sorry ass Ju Co in the fucking swamps of FLA? For a one day visit does this twat get an honoray dipshit diploma and an application to work at a shithole Subway restaurant?

Sorry to go off topic, but I thought website was interesting: http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss
Put in a blog's URL and it computes the cuss level of the site. No bullshit. This isn't a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. So please refrain from flaming this post asswipe.

The cuss level here is 27.5%. Cunts on other blogs only cuss on average a weak ass 9%. The Fish blog and its commentators score 206% higher than the other assholes with their pussy blogs. I think that news is tits, but the swear count could go higher. Irrefuckinggardless, WTG Fish!!

#17 - take that spam site shit out of here, loser

Easy Steve, I didn't want it to come off as spam, just fucking around. My bad..

Look at those flabola arms and that fat ass. Porky Pig's wife, maybe, a woman she ain't. Attach her feet to her knees, get rid of those breasts and whittle her down under 85 pounds and we'd finally have a woman on our hands. (Tall women are trying too hard to hide their fat by slapping that bacon on a bigger pan.)

Why you show these enormous tubbos? Show some Ethiopean women, those chicks have the willpower to get thin and stay thin, unlike these American fat asses.

yeah I was just kidding, I couldn't resist doing a can't-be-bothered-to-read kneejerk Superficial response to "This isn't a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. So please refrain from flaming this post asswipe."

#17 Florida Atlantic has over 25,000 students in one of the most pretentious cities in FL...Boca Raton.

i bet she's a communications major....

I'd shag her rotten.

Shag her rotten what??

Boca is one of the richest places in the US - not quite the 'swamps' of S. FL, but nice try

"This isn't a fucking fake dating spam site run by that cocksucking Vietnamese douchebag. "

Absolutely fucking perfect. That shitstain needs a serious ass kicking.

I'd like to hear the sound of her boobs hitting a table

FRIST, My troll is a fast one!!

wow a girl tries to better herself by going to college and she's STILL called a whore? wow...

Check it out, she's wearing MENS pants. Further proof that she's packing.

30. yes. she'll see more penis than a urinal in college.

Schnapps? What kind of weak bullshit is that fish dude who writes this?

I am a Hulkamaniac and I've always trained, eaten my vitamins, and said my prayers. So I will refrain from commenting on Brooke.

Damn 'Fish, beat me to it,

I've been waiting for the right time to spring

"She would have made a great East German female shot-putter."

Damn, those are massive guns, and I'll bet that's without weight training or steroids.

She always reminds me of a really manly version of a Britney wannabe; circa 1998. I think thats what she's shooting for too; in your dreams honey, in your dreams.

COOL! He must have gotten an awesome football scholarship. Look at those guns, good job man!

@26 thank you jewess, now I know the ritzy suburb where that school is. I'm now guessing that college is the fallback school where the rich douchebag locals send their spoiled brats that are not smart enough to attend U. of Miami, right??

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Why do you guys say she looks like a man? I think she's gorgeous.

BTW, 90% + of the men posting here would love to do her if such a woman offered.

at least she's trying to get an education.... AND NOT WASTING HER TIME RUNNING IN AND OUT OF NITE CLUBS LIKE LINDSAY HOHAN!! AND PARASITE HILTON... OR SITTING ON HER ASS BEHIND A COMPUTER AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHERS PEOPLES LIVES... GET A FUCKEN LIFE ASSHOLES!!!!

I live in south florida and went to FAU for nursing and it's not just a community college. Boca's not the "swamps of FL" sorry assholes. it's probably one of the richest cities here... all i can say is at least she's trying to get an education unlike all these others stupid bitches in hollywood like lindsay lohan, paris hilton and britney spears.

omg doesnt she realize how terrible she looks i mean comon she look s liek a total whore not to mention thats shes about forty pounds overwieght i mean serioulsy shess really a total fatty so i wonder why anyone would care about this fugly bich

Most of the people that I've met from UM were tards or spics

10 bucks says she gets involved in a lesbian orgy. 20 buck says the members are from the wrestling team.

Hey Nikki and Jamie:

She's not trying to get an education, you two stupid fucksticks. This is all for her dumbass reality show. Photo ops, and nothing else.

A paperweight? I'm sure she thought she was just picking a third tit. And thanks for covering your surgery scars with those hair extensions.

Jamie says "it's not just a community college."

Yes, it's so much more. They have a neat health center, it's close to some great shopping, and its library has books in it (or so I'm told).

hey anonymous!!! WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING COLLEGE DEGREE HANGING ON THE WALL AT BURGER KING..... OR YOUR BED ROOM IN YOUR TRAILER... THE POINT IS SHE'S MAKING AN EFFORT TO GET AN EDUCATION UNLIKE PEOPLE WHO WASTE TIME ON THE INTERNET CRITICIZING OTHERS... SOUND FAMILIAR DICK HEAD!!!!!

Grrrr commentators make Brooke angry. No like me when Brooke angry. Brooke MAD! Brooke type ALL IN CAPS. BROOKE SMASH!!!

#45

You make a great point. She will probably major in something easy like Sociology or Art. I can't imagine her show lasting because she is not very interesting, smart, and lacks good character.

Hey Nikki:

Kindergarten is missing you.

Hey Be cool guys. I don't know about you but I think Brooke is fucking smoking!!!!!!!! I'd even marry her because her dad is the coolest fucking dude around!

you're a fucking tard nikki, i'm finishing my B.S. and plan to continue for my Masters and PhD, but i will always have time to be a complete asshole here

I would definitely get freaky with the OTHER girl in Pic #2. brooke can watch. as long as she keeps her penis hidden away.

Nice breast.she is sexy,make me hot..she posted profile on a famous dating club ,called "LOVINGRICH COM",seeking boyfriends.of course ,there are full of celebrities,millionaires,beauties on that site.you can check it . i am a member of that site too,

Regardless of anything else...Brooke has BIG TITS! Very nice big boobies I must state! Yes...it would be nice to see those cannons unleashed in all their natural glory...yesserie!

she looks a lot like stephanie pratt, spencer's sister.

"Look at the SIZE of those tits!"
"Cut the chatter Red 2."

To Auntie Kryst
Fuck You
From FAU Masters Grad with $170K per year salary

Oy vey that is good news #59. Vhat field are you in sonny?? You've haf done vell for yourself, doctor or lawyer perhaps? Mazel.