Apr 17 2008Britney Spears: The face of Bally Fitness? LFMAYO!
Turns out those workout pics from this morning weren't a fluke. Britney Spears is reportedly in negotiations to become the new spokesperson for Bally Fitness. I don't think anything can captivate our nation more right now than seeing Britney Spears get her ass in shape. Hillary and Obama, step aside. TMZ reports:
t all happened because Larry Rudolph, who is coming back to manage the Britster, has a close friendship with John Wildman, the Chief Marketing Officer of Bally.
During the negotiations, Brit has been going to the club at least once a day and up to as many as three times a day. She's training with two of the company's top personal trainers -- we're guessing one for the front and one for the back. She's also working with the company's nutritionist, who has put Britney on five to six quality meals a day. No Taco Bell, no Fanta ... life can really suck.
I also included a video of Britney working out after the jump. I actually feel kind of bad for her. There's gotta be at least fifty paps pressed up against the window - along with Bam Bam from The Flintsones who, surprisingly, didn't use his oversized club to break the glass. I mean, that's what I would've done. Solved that glare problem real quick. Did I mention I wear a leopard onesie also... ladies?
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Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - April 17, 2008 3:07 PM
FIRST to say "Belly Fitness" mebbe, ya stretchmarked zitfaced cuntholes
2. Sophie - April 17, 2008 3:08 PM
You are a real piece of shit Jimbo
3. restingonlaurels - April 17, 2008 3:08 PM
poor girl can't even get in shape in peace! she should try equinox.
4. lalala - April 17, 2008 3:09 PM
She needs a better sports bra! But good for her for trying to get it together.
5. Jaffo - April 17, 2008 3:10 PM
To be fair, it seems like she is trying to get her life together. Jeez...
6. Jimbo - April 17, 2008 3:14 PM
Now now, #2 Sophie, if you wanted to suck my cock, all you had to do was ask. I'll close my eyes and pretend it's a pretty girl.
7. Sandy Bottoms - April 17, 2008 3:14 PM
Yeah, because it only makes sense for Britney Spears to get into shape at a public fucking gym. It's not like she could hire personal trainers to come to her house (The Holiday Inn)..
8. Auntie Kryst - April 17, 2008 3:20 PM
@4 and 5 You're right, it does look like she's trying to get her life back together. Thirty seconds of light cardio at a time.
9. D Mcomoney - April 17, 2008 3:25 PM
Hey at least she's wearing panties for a change.
10. Zig - April 17, 2008 3:27 PM
Imagine what the panties smell like when she starts to sweat and the thick skidmarks become moist.
11. abdo - April 17, 2008 3:30 PM
Could you just leave her alone ..Poor Britney
12. jumpin_j - April 17, 2008 3:40 PM
I give her a week till she frappacinos all over herself. Don't know what it means, but it sounds right.
We can't leave her alone. He have to papparazzi her to death to ensure a bountiful harvest. Don't you learn ANYTHING from South Park? Really!
13. hate you for no reason - April 17, 2008 3:42 PM
Must be nice to have that kind of time on your hands where you can go to the gym 3 times in one day. I hope she pulls a hamstring, the fat whore.
14. Erica - April 17, 2008 3:45 PM
Give her props. She's getting it together. AND her hair looks washed. I don't understand though..Why the fuck is she wearing shades while working out? Oh, and paps are low lifes. Sure, they make money, but they're stalkers. Totally NOT creepy.
15. Jane - April 17, 2008 3:46 PM
More likely she's eat a hamstring.
16. Jimbo - April 17, 2008 3:51 PM
@2 Sophie, that is a troll. If you look closely you can see that the troll has a low self esteem. They are generally brain damaged and most of the time can not put together a coherent sentence. Don’t be fooled by these morons. They thrive on attention by the naive..
17. Sophie - April 17, 2008 3:54 PM
Sad that people have to troll. Nice life!
And to Jimbo's troll
I wouldn't ever want to suck your cock and next time you close your eyes, notice that it's a man you dream of, a pretty man.
18. Jimbo - April 17, 2008 4:02 PM
@18 Sophie - hahahaha! What's your email address?
19. Spazz - April 17, 2008 4:12 PM
WTF.
The skank makes $800,000/mo why and has TWO houses in Beverly Hills.
Why doesnt she build a fucking HOME GYM and avoid all this commotion?
Oh, sorry - I forgot she is an attention whore. What a joke.
20. Sophie - April 17, 2008 4:12 PM
I'd post it on here, but then I'd have your troll emailing me for dick sucking tips for his boyfriend.
21. BunnyButt - April 17, 2008 4:13 PM
And I still say it looks like she's wearing Depends...
22. Jimbo - April 17, 2008 4:14 PM
@21 Sophie, That was my troll..
23. Anexio - April 17, 2008 4:15 PM
OMG I going to scream at you stupid paps that are always making fun and are mean and stuff. i can only think one way and thats to only support brit and all work she does like pop and danceing and deeds.
look at everythignj she does becasue she was working out this morning cause I read it here and now she is back at the same gym working out again. how many of you can say that you work out twoice a day? yeah, just like I thought.
you need to get a lifes and hope that it can only be as richness and full of life like brits life is but that imposable of course.
24. Sophie - April 17, 2008 4:20 PM
Still Jimbo, it was funny. : p
25. sara - April 17, 2008 4:36 PM
this is best she's looked in months - maybe if she is obligated by contract to work out, she will!
26. antoine - April 17, 2008 4:40 PM
I think Britney is pretty much a nasty bitch but in her defense she does have a nice ass. I wouldn't kiss her but I'd eat her ass out!!!
27. Clams - April 17, 2008 4:47 PM
I know this is going to sound really stupid, but what does LFMAYO mean? I thought that it was LMFAO, and that there was an extra "Y" in there, but the letters are all mixed up as well. Someone please explain... A google search did not lend any answers (and in fact, the only search results brought me back to this post).
Thanks!
28. Ted from LA - April 17, 2008 4:57 PM
Brit's shaping up. I'll bet Client #9 would be all over her like fur on a weasal.
29. Mussels - April 17, 2008 5:00 PM
I took it to mean that the author did it on purpose and it made me laugh. I was thinking Laughing For MAYOnaise because Britney is a fat chick.
30. hahaha - April 17, 2008 5:16 PM
imposable: incapable of being posed
i would feel sorry for her b/c having those paps around all the fucking time would completely suck ass, but she's rich enough to have a private state-of-the art gym at home, complete with whichever trainer her little heart desires. so with that in mind...
31. kimmie - April 17, 2008 5:48 PM
I am so happy about this! I know she is going to be on top of the world again. Britney is amazing!!!!
32. shanipie - April 17, 2008 5:53 PM
I do feel bad for her...but honestly, thats what you get if you wanna be really famous/crazy and live in LA.
33. Spazz - April 17, 2008 6:11 PM
I feel bad for dipfucks like kimmie who use the word amazing in a sentence with Shitney.
34. missywissy - April 17, 2008 6:18 PM
All I got to say is "nice working out sunshades".
35. Peas and Nuts - April 17, 2008 6:27 PM
This is called Kristi Alley party deux!
seriously...She'll get in shape. Look awesome, and then BLAH!
PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP...
but I'd still do her...don't ask why. It's like doing the girl you had a crush on in HS...
36. Anonymous - April 17, 2008 6:37 PM
Poor Kimmie is only 9 years old.
37. Tara - April 17, 2008 7:02 PM
How the heck is she going to lose weight doing 2 minutes of walking on a treadmill? You're supposed to run, and at least for 45 minutes. I know the paps chased her away, but still.
38. Wikiwah - April 17, 2008 8:13 PM
They're trying to go bankrupt for the second time in as many years.
39. ok.... - April 17, 2008 10:22 PM
If there really is some kind of deal for her to be a spokesperson... then they will do what it takes for her to lose weight. She probably as to go out to the public gym as to get some publicity for the company. And it's probably not easy to stay there for long or to do one thing for long while the paparazzi is everywhere and the "regular" people are getting bothered.
so stop the stupid negativity just for the sake of having something to say
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41. Lolita - April 17, 2008 11:50 PM
Does this woman EVER wear a bra??? Her tits are disgusting.
42. sorted - April 18, 2008 6:55 AM
Duuude, just give her a break. Honestly, she looks pretty good compared to how she has been recently and having had a kid myself, it's pretty damn hard to lose the weight without surgery. Full credit to her for trying to sort herself out, must be hard with an entourage of tools following her every move with cameras.
43. Rain - April 18, 2008 10:48 AM
She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".She is also on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ",there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
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44. Gia - April 18, 2008 11:20 AM
She has a sexy bubble butt.
I love working out with weights to stay toned.
45. cavy - April 18, 2008 12:26 PM
I feel bad for her...I freaking hate being stared at while working out! She can't even do something good for her health (which will probably help her mentally as well), without being mobbed.
46. Grunion - April 18, 2008 2:05 PM
Walking on a treadmill is a workout now? With sunglasses on? Oh yeah she'll be in fine shape in no time...
47. FCS - April 18, 2008 2:07 PM
If she needs money so bad why doesn't she just rent out her fore(10)head as a billboard?
48. Anexio - April 18, 2008 10:41 PM
#45 and #47...
What is the friggin' matter with you two grammatical funyuns?
45, it's "I feel badly for her..." not bad for her.
and #47, it's "If she needs money so badly...."
Jeebus, you're both fucking tards and should be sent back to second grade.
Out.
49. Maloney - April 18, 2008 11:45 PM
why the fuck is she wearing sunglasses?
great cover braut. i mean britwaurst.
50. Dman - April 19, 2008 12:02 AM
I just wanted to pay my respects to the author of all this Bullshit! haha. That dude makes me laugh everyday! Keep it up!!
51. anita - April 19, 2008 7:28 AM
its funny to me-------by age 25 she became a pop star, was married twice, had 2 kids, divorced, drugged herself mindless, and now it takes her father to get her life back on track...aaah, parenting!
52. poopinmornin - April 19, 2008 7:43 AM
oh christ kill me !!!
is this ever end
plz god kill that bitch
53. The Grammar Po Po - April 19, 2008 12:26 PM
You forgot the "i" in the beginning of the quote.
54. Master's Degree - April 19, 2008 12:47 PM
Anexio,
Perhaps you should be educated before making comments.
-ly versions of words have been made popular, but they are not always correct.
Your suggestions are incorrect.
55. Adnan - April 19, 2008 4:22 PM
#49: she's wearing sunglasses to shield her eyes from the constant glare of paparazzi flashes, idiot.
56. Saviana - April 19, 2008 5:54 PM
She has enough money to work out in her own home, which is why I don't feel bad for her.
She also has had enough fucking time to get back in the shape. IT DOESNT TAKE THAT LONG. Step it up, bitch. You have nothing to do all day but work out.
57. Anexio - April 19, 2008 6:09 PM
#54, I was drunk when I wrote that, but I'm not now.
When you modify a verb, (i.e. I FEEL bad), you need to add an ly to an adverb of manner. Some adverbs of manner, "good" and "well" don't get the ly treatment. I don't know why and I'm already stretching my intellectual limits.
Being correct has nothing to do with popularity. Or you do you think saying "lemmie axe you a qweshun" is okay?
58. smielyface43221 - April 21, 2008 10:41 AM
wow brit nice job u have a fat fucking ass keep up the good work
59. blizzy - April 23, 2008 11:13 PM
whoa where she get all that ass from?