Apr 21 2008Britney Spears returning to sitcom

I'm so proud of her

You call it a crucifix, I call it a spooge target.

I'm so proud of her too! :)

Bra and panties! You are pulling your life back together!

I am so proud of her toooo:0 Britney you rock..

While the gunt may be smaller, it's still a gunt.

Oh my God, she's back, she's back, oh my God!!! She's gonna get her kids back next week and then go on a world tour and this time next month she's gonna have the number one album in the wolrd, oh my God she's back!!

wow,c'mon! she's bad in acting now; i'd rather believe she's great lover at _millionaireloves.com_ that wealthy people and celebs dating site!! she's still been kinda popular there anyway...

Jesus those tits are gonna be around her knees soon

I am so proud of Britard too. She's hired a driver and getting into the passenger seat. Britney you ride!!

Thems child birthin hips now.....aint no mount a Ballys gonna make em slim again.

11- just like your mom.

Wow she is looking great again...Go girl Go...i might have to start watching the show just to check her out, its great to see her looking happy and relaxed

I never stopped wanting to munch on her box

You gotta hand it to the kid; aint no one can turn it around like Britters. One week she's looking bloated and terrible; Ping! She looks amazing. Good on her. I hope she's feeling better in her head too.

call me when she falls off the wagon and goes crazy again

well umm... neil patrick harris IS actually gay. so, i don't know if he fears the vagina as much as he loves the cock.

Britt was never majorly overweight but it shows on petite people. She looks nice and casual in this pic. She could have worn a girdle like Kim Kardaskank to hide her flaws but girdles are uncomfortable.

She's not hot, she's disgusting. For one thing, she's fat - I bet you could kiss her and not taste any recent vomit at all. Total turnoff. Also she got pregnant, twice - a girl's body is never the same, it's completely wrecked and revolting to look at, all wide and stretched out and stretchmarked. Still, she has no excuse - some female celebs have kids and have the self-discipline to slim back down to a nice boyish figure, like Angelina after her first kid when she finally got rid of all the excess fat she'd been carrying around all her life. Now those were some arms! Not sausages, like Britney's. Bleeck.

she still carries about 10lbs too much. lookit those biceps.

Ha! I love this site so much I just added it to Wikipedia's definition of "superficial".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superficial

Thanks to all the comments reminding me that depth and logic are overrated.

and @ 19, of course you can't taste any vomit...all you can taste is marlboro residue. she *smokes* to keep her "girlish" figure (see how tightly she grips that pack?).

One of my saucer husband's drinking buddies asked what I did to keep my arms and shoulders in such great shape. I told him it was from carrying the kids everywhere. Plus all the crap that goes with kids. My husband laughed and said 'Now if we could only get you to carry those kids with your ass we'd be all set!" A-Hole.

Point being, Brit's arms would look a whole lot better if she spent any time with her offspring.

What, a Britney pic w/o her slurping on a big, ol' Frapp??!! Sacrilegious! Anyways, not that I should talk; I'm slurpin' on a Frapp right now; A homemade one, at that. I have to share the recipe, 'cus sharings caring; friends. Seriously though, with gas & grocery prices the way they're going...if you love Frapps but hate the prices, say screw you Starbucks & try this recipe...1 C. ice, 1/2 C. whole milk, 2 T. hershey's chocolate syrup, 1 T. sugar, 1/2 teaspoon sugar, and 1/3 C. brewed coffee (I use Folgers Classic Roast singles & seep one coffeebag in hot water for 30 minutes). Then put it all in a blender (or magicbullet, if you're like me & have one) and mix until smooth. Top with whip cream. And don't say I never did anything for you, hehee. And yeah I know this isn't a cooking website, I just had to share 'cus its that good, so don't give me no grief. (Oh yeh, and fish guy...Britney doesn't look any more toned to me, she looks the same as she has for the last year).

wTF is a saucer husband?

FAT!! FAT!! FAT!! Who's gonna call Britney fat today?!? Anyone?!?

i've got a salty taste in my mouth why? because i just licked a girdle , a girl named Britney gave it to me, she has big roses tittoos it smells like lard FTW!!!!!!!!!

#22

Your husband has a lot of nerve talking about your ass. I recommend joining a health club like 24 Hour Fitness that offers child care while you work out. All you need to do is work out with light weights 20-30 minutes 2-3 times a week to perk up your butt. They have great machines like The Butt Blaster and the Inclined Leg Press.

Good Luck.

@24 - Saucer = Heavy drinker. As in always on the sauce.

This ought to send the little rump ranger into a tailspin.....

LOL.....

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gotcha- thanks.

good for her. at least she is finally looking a little better. that's progress!

Finally the paps got a Brit tush angle. Don't care how far her waistline expands or how far the boobs sag, all i know is that her hips and thighs have forever been my HEAVEN!

WTF, Superficial writer? the words "fine" and "Britney Spears" should never, EVER be together in the same sentence.

WTF, Superficial writer? the words "fine" and "Britney Spears" should never, EVER be together in the same sentence.

WTF, Superficial writer? It isn't 4/20 anymore. Get your shit together and post a new fucking story already.

Damn. I seriously had to sound out the whole " fee-double-izz-ine" fiasco because I refused to believe that you referred to BS as "fine" (more or less). I'll admit she's looking better and I'm happy that she stopped being a Frap-through-a-CheetoStraw sucking hog - but, if that's "fine," then I think I oughta be able to knock your socks off. I mean, my hair and face are clean and my clothes don't look like I slept in'em...but maybe girls with a complete disregard for personal hygiene are just your thing, hmmm Fish?

Ya'll are just bitter!

Doogie has to eat crow.

Britney RULES!

Bravo Britney. You truly are on your way to the superstar status that is so richly deserved. No more shenanigens with that hair clippers, young lady!

And to Neil Patrick, whose acting genius is beyond comparison! May you find the true love that is due good sir. Remember. Nobody likes a worn out rectum.

Oscars for everyone!

Look at those dumbo ears, i'm sure she can hear me here in Canada. you suck!

Look at those dumbo ears, i'm sure she can hear me here in Canada. you suck!

" she spent any time with her offspring."

But that would take time away from herself, and that can never, ever happen.

Does this mean she won't speak in the English accent any longer?

"normal" Britney doesn't work for me this quick - wasn't it just weeks ago they were giving her a serial killer escort to the funny farm?

Some may buy this "comeback" with "I'm so proud of you comments" but do we have to list every nutty episode she has had the last 12 months? I don't think going a couple of weeks without flashing snatch and playing a secretary on a so-so sitcom makes for a comeback - that's just me. Otherwise... her tits/ass actually do look good.

@ 19, you're a piece of shit. I've had 2 kids, no stretchmarks or have gotten "stretched out." It isn't easy for all women, asshole, because we cannot control what pregnancy does to our bodies. Have a good look at your whore Angelina's stomache after she pops out her twins ,then give us your useless opinion. She already has stretchmarks from Shiloh she was freaking out about. Now go stick your head back up your ass where it belongs. No one will miss you, dickhead.

#43 VinegarVag- awww, don't worry about looks, your personality wins everybody over.

Mmm..I see a hot one here..No more crazy stuff .It seems things are going back again..I wish her luck at least for her children
@ 19
You're just a pathetic loser..Have some respect you idiot

You want to know how you can control your body while pregnant? Try not burying your head in a tub of Ben and Jerry's the whole fucking time you are knocked up. Also, you can exercise while pregnant. Oh. I have even a BETTER idea. BIRTH CONTROL! Then maybe we can be spared the hormonol rants. Settle down, fatass.

She's looking better now with the all-over lightened hair, darker hair tends to show the grease more (I'm not just being facetious) and yay, she's not setting her ponytail on the top of her head anymore ala Pebbles! She still could do with some soft bangs though, she's always had bangs pre-crazyness and it was for a reason.

WTF?? You assholes think she looks hot? She has morphed into a big-hipped, fat ass skank who will NEVER get her shit back together. Sorry to burst your little rainbow bubble, but there it is.

These pictures are proof that you really *CAN* shovel 10 pounds of lard into a 5 pound bag.

So #48, I have to disagree with you. Also I'm not so bitter that I have to tear others down to feel good about myself. But by all means keep on ranting! (it burns calories)

#48

The winner for big hips and big ass goes to Kim Kardaskank! I am no fan of Brittney but at least she worked hard at becoming famous by singing and dancing. Kim got famous for doing a bad porn flick, having a famous father lawyer help get OJ off, and wearing a girdle to make her huge ass look perky but unnatural.

she looks SOOOO much better.

good for her :)

@51

lol!

At least Brittney does not have to wear a girdle to make her butt look perky like Kim Kardasian.

i don't know what planet you fools are from, but that is nowhere near a "great body". It's average at best. Oh and #46, not everyone is allowed to exercise while pregnant--per doctor's orders. I had gestational diabetes and extremely high blood pressure and I had to be confined to bed for several months of my pregnancy. Please do some research before you type anything. And you're also a man, so please just STFU.

gestational diabetes=preganant lardass : )

Hey toots. Just got off the Mayo clinic website. Apparrently you can manage gestational diabetes through DIET and EXERCISE. Either your Doctor is a quack, or you tell big fibs! Research before you comment next time.

P.S. Diet and Exercise also helps control high blood pressure.

you all seem to have missed...

[the change...]

from the cross...

to the sword...

[hopefully... of damaclese...]

[...didn't he lose one?]

...you writer... you : ))

It belongs to legend in that is an anecdote allegedly of actual persons, taking place in a specific time and place. It is not myth because it bears no relation to cultus, justifies no ritual and explains nothing beyond its immediate didactic purpose.

Damn that looks good and I'm totally hungry for her.

Oh Oh. #59.
Mr. Binkwad always say 'Look out for Mr. herbiefrog. He turn matrix upside down and turn inside job into some sort of haiku.' 'Or something.'
So don't worry Mr. frog - we have gr8 matrix music with this link up here. And Frank from 16th floor has name link - 'Don't count SHEEP. Count cars"
(Think we saw Ted from LA pass by in Mercedes, with honk)

YAY!!!
I almost totally gave up on her.

when it comes to post pregnancy It's funny how the biggest idiots are men, but that's nothing new. I bet the majority of he men talking about the fat ass women have small d---ks anyway.

@ # 19 – you’re nothing more than a closet homo who like jerking off to men considering Jolie has the body of a man. Britney's body is not good, but that still doesn't change the fact that you're a homo.

#63

You have never seen Jolie in the movie Gia; what a hot body!

@46, you can settle down I'm not a fat ass, sweetie. I'm 5'3 & weigh 105lbs. I just could not stand how demeaning the Male Sperminator or whatever the hell his name is. And thanks for the laugh. I actually do have a great personality. Anything else???

Brit - now this looks like you mean business! Rock on!

damn she's got a hot body

Ohhh girl got her shape back

I'm so glad Britney is looking healthier now...You guys should give her a chance just to not pick at her little things. It's not nice. ;)

Why????

She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.You can contact her on that site.

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