Apr 3 2008Britney Spears poised for comeback (Ignore the bra)
Britney Spears is reuniting with her old manager Larry Rudolph who believes Britney is finally getting her ducks in a row - and this time not eating them. Larry spoke to Ryan Seacrest this morning about being welcomed back into the Spears fold. People reports:
"I've seen her a few times over the past week or two. I've spent some time with her just socially. I've gone up to the house. I've sat with her. She's in great shape," he said Thursday while promoting his latest project, Rock the Cradle, on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show. "I couldn't be happier to see the condition she's in." In terms of Spears's future, he said "I can't think of a situation where somebody's been set up for a bigger comeback than that girl."
Also, judging by these pics, Britney's fashion sense is going nowhere but up. But mostly nowhere - with a dash of WTF. And a side order of "Please stop blinding me. I'm tired of seeing your boob-muffins."
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - April 3, 2008 3:42 PM
Bacon
2. Sara - April 3, 2008 3:43 PM
Flashy!
3. Jimbo - April 3, 2008 3:43 PM
And LOL fuckers
4. BB - April 3, 2008 3:44 PM
Lookin' good Brit
5. Grunion - April 3, 2008 3:45 PM
Bacon seems somehow appropriate when looking at pics of Britney.
6. Mitch - April 3, 2008 3:45 PM
The only time Britney has been poised for a comeback was when Kevin was kneeling behind her.
7. pissflaps - April 3, 2008 3:45 PM
Comeback? Didn't she release an album 5 minutes ago?
If she went far far away for a few years it might be interesting to see what she comes back as.
I'd suggest a penguin.
8. lipper - April 3, 2008 3:48 PM
She's got make up all over her turtle neck! You put the shirt on BEFORE applying the ten tons of make up Brit! Duh!!
... and why doesn't she have a stylist? All that frickin money and no one to dress the poor thing? A waste of a perfectly good white girl. Tsk.
9. FuckSteen - April 3, 2008 3:54 PM
Thank god because what this world needs now is a balding, insane, unfit mother with hygiene problems to entertain us. Welcome back Brit.
10. RENEE - April 3, 2008 3:56 PM
A comeback? More like a goaway!
11. FCS - April 3, 2008 3:56 PM
How fucked up do you have to be when people are happy about the "condition " your now in.
12. Grunion - April 3, 2008 4:00 PM
In the first pic she is responding to the question "who ordered the 5 big macs?"
13. NY Ted - April 3, 2008 4:01 PM
But I see she is still buying her blue-jeans off of some street bum Fish!!
Hey...I have only one question with her "comeback"...is she playing my town and when can I get tickets....???????
14. Randal - April 3, 2008 4:03 PM
Well... duh!
It's so obvious that it will be one of the biggest turn around in the music industry. Her Queen of Pop faultering after one after the other incident that put her front and centre of tabloid magazines.
Lately she's been keeping it low-down, even going away for the weekend with Kfed to rekindle the flame that never truly died out.
She'll be touring again to support her new album, which I may add, her latest single is on TOP and staying HOT!
The Queen of Pop will also be the Queen of Comebacks!
Love ya Brit! xoxo
Randal
15. AnalGlory - April 3, 2008 4:10 PM
This pig needs to be hanged.
16. AnalGlory - April 3, 2008 4:12 PM
Randal, take that cock out of your mouth before you speak.
17. Jimbo - April 3, 2008 4:18 PM
@16 You think there is only one?
18. SmokingGirl - April 3, 2008 4:23 PM
I think Randal is a 16 year-old Japanese girl who wears Hello Kitty underpants and Kermit socks with platform shoes. Maybe Grover socks and Mickey Mouse underpants, but only on weekends.
19. Alice - April 3, 2008 4:29 PM
Randal rules!
He's unique here. The rest of you all sound the same (grumpy/bitter/defensive/hostile). zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
20. Jimbo - April 3, 2008 4:30 PM
@18 Is Randal's real name Fook Yu or Fook Mi?
21. nipolian - April 3, 2008 4:34 PM
#18 - Wait a second...................are you telling me that there is something wrong with wearing Hello Kitty underpants and Kermit socks with platform shoes?
22. veggi - April 3, 2008 4:36 PM
Is Jimbo's real name Blumpkin Giver or Blimpkin Giver?
23. My Penis - April 3, 2008 4:44 PM
Elvis?
24. Michael "Bishop" Emery - April 3, 2008 4:45 PM
He said "She's in great shape."
Compared to who? Rosie O'Donnell???
Based on these pics she still has some stubborn "pork rind" belly fat...but I MIGHT be willing to help her work that off...if she has cash.
25. yo - April 3, 2008 4:51 PM
Looks like her shirt is on backwards... tag at the neck?
26. Quinn - April 3, 2008 5:03 PM
Her bra really brings out her skin tone. That must have been pre meditated.
27. Ript1&0 - April 3, 2008 5:20 PM
Dear Randal,
Last night, after I made you my bitch, things got a little rough there huh? And this morning when you woke up and dissed the one and only true musical genius who sang My Prerogative, Mr. Bobby Fucking Brown.... oooohh... I almost walked out that door.
But your support of the true love between Brit Brit and KFed has reignited the sparks around my blackened heart. I love Britney. I love her manic, british, fat, thin, vag flashing, and frap slurping - any way damn way she wants to be. I want her mall hair, her giant earrings and her pink wig because I am crazy about her.
You truly are an intelligent and chivalrous man to recognize this as well, and I applaud you and want to make sweet gay love to you. Thank you.
Go Britney!!! <3<3<3
28. Ted Mosby - April 3, 2008 5:21 PM
Don't call it a comeback..she's been here for years...
29. antoine - April 3, 2008 5:54 PM
her stomach is bigger than her boobs!
30. amy - April 3, 2008 5:58 PM
I love you guys. And by you guys I mean the awesome people who leave awesome comments.
31. amy - April 3, 2008 5:59 PM
PS I mean the people who aren't in favour of anything.
32. PostmortemG - April 3, 2008 6:41 PM
"I think Randal is a 16 year-old Japanese girl who wears Hello Kitty underpants and Kermit socks with platform shoes. Maybe Grover socks and Mickey Mouse underpants, but only on weekends."
You're funny. Anime sucks. =D
33. 3rd planet - April 3, 2008 8:29 PM
It's really kinda hard to ignore her bra......white shirt, pink bra!!??? WOW! HOW CLASSY!! That's 1 word u don't see very often with Brit......CLASSY!!
34. Aryan Nation - April 3, 2008 9:03 PM
Britney is our textbook definition of superiority: blonde. Nothing else matters, especially intelligence.
35. Erica. - April 3, 2008 10:36 PM
Um, she looks like a shiny peice o'shit.
I still love Britney though.
36. hate you for no reason - April 3, 2008 11:12 PM
Guess they let her loose with a can of spray on tan and then let her dress herself. Yes, Britney's on the brink of something, but it ain't a comeback.
37. Baffled - April 4, 2008 12:35 AM
Randal,
Could you answer this since this question keeps me up at night: why the hell do you still write your name below your comment if you have entered it in the "Name (required)" field?
38. Bitch - April 4, 2008 1:16 AM
Because he's fucking Randal and he does whatever the hell he wants. Get off his case.
39. Suzy - April 4, 2008 1:42 AM
"The Legendary Miss Britney Spears!" WOOOHOOO!!!! Can't say anything but good things about a fallen star making her way back up. She's got kids and as bad as pictures, videos, news and tabloids make her look, kids will always love their mother, and it's awesome that she can make her way back to someone to look up to(although I always did....chick built herself an EMPIRE!) I will always love Brit. She makes some hot A$$ music. Anyone hatin on her is just that.. a HATER...and they will always be around..can't get rid of em...that's that. So haters hate..(keep your day jobs) and lovers love...see you in the front row of her next concert wit her sexy ass rockin the stage and workin the crowd!!!!!! GO TEAM BRITNEY!!!
40. Bitch - April 4, 2008 2:01 AM
You aren't fooling anyone, Suzy you fucking whore. Britney Spears is a talentless piece of shit. Glorified packaged over production. Her music sucks.
I hate you.
41. DiNiGi - April 4, 2008 3:59 AM
I agree Suzy. She'll come back bigger than ever....
42. glyniss - April 4, 2008 4:50 AM
who cares
43. Abdo - April 4, 2008 5:15 AM
So happy for her
Your fans are with you Britney ..Keep on Rockin' Girl!
44. Nexxy - April 4, 2008 10:24 AM
Her nails are done. One step at a time, people, one step at a time.
45. Auntie Kryst - April 4, 2008 10:40 AM
What it took 40 comments before we got the standard "hater" reply comment? Good for you Suzy.. Seriously you Britards are slowing down.
46. Grunion - April 4, 2008 10:53 AM
He new single is going to be a duet with Miriah called "Touch My Gunt"
47. Jess - April 4, 2008 1:09 PM
A "comeback"? You mean, another comeback after her comeback record which was JUST released and bombed?
And I mean really, what is she coming back TO, exactly? If she was talented it might be a different scenario, but her only talent ever was making men masturbate, and she can't do that anymore either.
I'd count my losses and go back to the trailer park.
48. GoyaISAbitch - April 4, 2008 2:43 PM
She is white trash...like 99% of most Americans!
49. ern$ - April 4, 2008 2:50 PM
i fucking love that so many people hate this cunt as much as i do... what a waste of opportunity. the stupid bitch got famous doing her little teeny bopper whore thing, and threw it all away acting like some fucking dirty crackwhore on the streets of southeast. if a regular person did the shit that she does, especially with her kids, they would be locked the fuck in a mental institution, or sent to jail. who the fuck cares about poor little brittney spears, with her wasted joke of a career. she looks about as good now as a hooker. she sould just accept that she ruined this thing for herself, and the only people who will stand behind her are her money grubbing trailer park family members, or her 10 retarded 12 year old fans. eat a dick you fucking whore.
50. WTF? - April 4, 2008 2:57 PM
At this point she has had more comebacks than albums. Isn't the bitch only like 25?
Every time Christina wins a new Grammy, Britney has a comeback coming. Every time Britney is done popping out another kid, a comeback is on the way! Ah yes, and who can forget her brilliant VMA comeback?
Let's just cut to the chase, and send her to wiggle her fat ass in Vegas for her farewell tour, where she can lipsynch to all 10 of her hits.
51. huh? - April 4, 2008 7:05 PM
why the fuck does she suddenly look so unnaturally ORANGE?
52. dementa - April 5, 2008 3:05 AM
GoyaISAbitch, like you?
Suzy, funny, but by all accounts those kids are petrified of her. Can anyone blame them?
53. Cougar Texas - April 6, 2008 2:39 PM
classic meth skank skin. all nasty and covered up by heavy makeup. i bet she has to wear dentures too. she's foul.
i know ya'll missed me.