Britney Spears: 'Fat, weird' and perfect wife for Moby

See girls? This is FAT, not Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian is fucking hot and perfect.

creepy is right!

first!

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She's looking better but she still has a looooong way to go.

You're on your way UP Brit!

Keep climbing!

Moby is a whack job!!

Britney looks pretty bad, she is not that fat, but you can see in the pictures that she looks like crap without make up and a hair do!, No drugs and she looks bad... she really looks like crap, her hair is a mess...

@1
Lay off the crack. Kim is disgusting.

Moby hopped in the BritneyBus-he knew that would get him some attention.

Dumb bitch has 2 lighters in her hand. One for the glass, the other for grass.

#1 - Kim, knock it off.

Britney DuSpears always relied upon the kindess of strange(ers). STELLA!! Meh..trying to hard?

she looked like the biggest fool in front of the whole world and knew it. lay off people. she isn't fat she is normal weight for an american woman. KK isn;t fat either they just aren't in great shape.

Since when does Moby like girls?

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Moby's a liberal douchebag, so as always, his "caring" is merely an act of intellectual condescension.

I always had Moby pegged for autoerotic asphyxiation (rope AND tweezers).

Oh, her poor tortured hair!!!!

I think she's cute!

I love how her hair plugs show when she wears her hair back. It's about as sexy as kim's thieving fat face.

#1 are you kidding? Kardashian is an orca

Who gives a shit about this bitch

Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS HERE HOUSE!

I wonder if she belches after swallowing a load? I love it when chicks do that.

Lets get some g-string shots of Jessica Biel UP IN THIS WHORE HOUSE!

What?!?! You think she's fat?? No, she's not fat. You know who's fat?? YOUR MOTHER!!

#14, Wendy, I could not agree more.

Brit loves a good deep anal fucking, so she'll be disappointed to discover that Moby had his penis removed in protest against the phallocentric patriarchy.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!! WAHHHH!!!!

Moby's just being ironic... uh... right, that's it. Just irony.

I think someone has their wires crossed here. Wikipedia says that Moby(-Dick) was "...a white whale of tremendous size and ferocity".

Natural mistake.

She smokes too much crack. Look at her. All carrying TWO lighters and crap...

My P*nis just twitched. She is starting to get hot again. KEEP GOING U SEXY WOMAN YOU.

"Weird, with a fat dick" is the perfect wife for Moby.

Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives.

Britney might be really out of shape and not looking so good but she's not fat! lol.. neither is Kim, I think people are forgetting what a girl with a normal weight looks like.

Look I could care less about any of these celebrities, but this whore is not fat. She has a great body! I guess the author and you degenerates must be into heroine chique (misspelled? who cares!)

She has a better body than anyone posting here and if not let's see some pics!

Die assholes and republicans!

@32
Excuses, excuses
Go to Spain, Italy , Brazil even and then tell me what a girl with "normal weight" looks like

deacon jones totally partied with lots of famous people in Brazil. he's really hip that way. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Yeah great, whatever, you got any more pics of Kim in the bikini?

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she's hardly fat! america sucks for thinking that's fat. Fat= heart on ameircan idol last night...she gained a lot of weight, she couldnt move! sad!

#33 say something original or don't post you schrutebag

I could stare at that 10 head all day long...

..sigh.....

Wait... Moby isn't Gay?

#33,
Your last line is redundant.

Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!
Die assholes and republicans!

Three in a row! How's that for original and tri-redundant?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Enjoy America-haters (republicans)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...Hell we're so damn dumn we'll just give the reigns of the economy over to the elite and not even elect them. Let 'em run up cycles of recessions and booms and bankrupt us and throw us into debt and take us to evil war with our poor sons and make the poor pay for it all and ...What? We DON"T elect these guys? AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now I see!

Vote Republican for a strong fascist America!

Sam,
You'll probably a blimp too ya fat fuck. They'd cook you for a meal down there

#43 hey your that guy at the party nobody wants to talk to ! I remember you. how are all your cats?

@38 "schrutebag" great word!

Yeah, it's been a while since anyone's heard anything about Moby.

Looks like he found something or someone to latch onto to get back into so-called semi-celebrity news.

Hey Tina Yothers, how about using the same headline-grabbing technique and announcing you've always had a secret crush on Gov Spitzer?

I was wondering where my forehead had gone.

i am american and i think shes fat along with Kim

now if u'll all excuse me im going to order a large whopper thanks...

It's hopeless, isn't it? The majority of Americans have redefined "obese" as "fat," and "fat" as "normal." The only way our people (and our cars) don't look HUGE is if you've never traveled abroad, which of course was true of the vast majority of Americans before 9-11, and now the percentage is even lower.

But...it's all lies, isn't it? Nobody who has gained weight feels good about it, and nobody wants to be with an overweight sex partner if it's possible to be with somebody who's in shape (a tiny percentage of true fetishists aside). One solution is to change the beauty ideals of 300 million Americans. Another solution is, you know, not to eat so much and maybe get a little more exercise.

Being fat is unhealthy and can cause health problems. Quit making excuses fat Americans and practice a healthy lifesytle.

Kim is fat and it's gross.

Whatever Superfish ..She's now going back on the track like it or not
Go Brit... We love you and soon you will come back better than ever for yourself and for your beautiful angels

& @ 1 You're a big loser ...Kim Kardashian???????

thank god britney doesn't have people bombarding her posts with accolades like kardashian, that was so irritating. "jealous bitch", "kim's so hot", ugh! man, she needs to get a life.

thank god britney doesn't have people bombarding her posts with accolades like kardashian, that was so irritating. "jealous bitch", "kim's so hot", ugh! man, she needs to get a life.

thank god britney doesn't have people bombarding her posts with accolades like kardashian, that was so irritating. "jealous bitch", "kim's so hot", ugh! man, she needs to get a life.

But would Britney marry you, Moby?

Maybe you should ask her out on a date. (Don't make it a vegan restaurant).

Or, you know, you could just keep sitting there being smug, ironic, and single.

Ok, is it just me or has anyone else noticed this chic's forehead is getting bigger and bigger......wtf?

I'm just saying, if he's joking about my beloved Brit Brit - he's somewhat of a dick.

I kind of think he's serious though, really. Moby's a freak. The funny thing is, Britney probably thinks she's normal..

58...meet 48. You can trade forehead comments.

^Helpful.

methinks it's time for another head shave, brit-brit.

Republican / Democrat debate has no place in a BS thread, if you really want to discuss politics go somewhere where educated people can give intelligent discussion not just regurgitate democrat touchy feely socialist bullshit or die republicans. As far as the fat thing it is quite stupid are people living in a bubble? I see hot fit people all over the place constantly and if somebody want to indulge fuck it I won't judge them.. What about all those renascence paintings of naked chicks that people in this thread would say are fat? I just came here to rip on that vegan pussy moby

@14 I hate condescension. Especially when Catholic priests do it.

And Moby is not near good enough for Britney. If Britney dated Jack Osborne, she could make Sharon commit suicide and still have enough energy to hit at least one coffee shop and two gas stations in London. Hell, if Britney had been in the car, Princess Diana would be alive today - f'ing weakling French paps.

Hey there 62.... Politics is the new entertainment gossip, so fuck off. As for everything else you said, I totally agree, so fuck on.

Hey Moby, Britney Spears is not fat. And why are you even talking about marrying her anyway? Aren't you supposed to be gay?

I think this might be a little less scary if you knew who Tennessee Williams was and maybe a play or two he wrote. Try it out, and then the whole tragic woman thing will make sense.

I think this might be a little less scary for everyone if you knew who Tennessee Williams was & maybe read a play or two he wrote. Try it out, and then the whole tragic woman being attractive will make sense.

Nobody listens to techno!

I think this blogger dude needs to find something more interesting to talk about. Guess he's not up on his gossip because apparantly britney spears has bi polar...is now on meds...and doing much better. Having bi polar is not something you make fun of. It's like saying oh haha that cancer patient is a mess!!! how hilarious!! Maybe if this "superficial" blogger knew anything about emotional pain he'd have the decency to not write those kinds of mean things. But just like every other piece of crap in the world, this blogger guy has to kick those in pain while they're down. Why is this world so hateful??? Come on people...let's stop getting off on other's pain. People run around going "Omg this world is so f*cked up...why is it like this?". Well this guy & many others reading this are why this worlds.F*CKED.

I think this blogger dude needs to find something more interesting to talk about. Guess he's not up on his gossip because apparantly britney spears has bi polar...is now on meds...and doing much better. Having bi polar is not something you make fun of. It's like saying oh haha that cancer patient is a mess!!! how hilarious!! Maybe if this "superficial" blogger knew anything about emotional pain he'd have the decency to not write those kinds of mean things. But just like every other piece of crap in the world, this blogger guy has to kick those in pain while they're down. Why is this world so hateful??? Come on people...let's stop getting off on other's pain. People run around going "Omg this world is so f*cked up...why is it like this?". Well this guy & many others reading this are why this worlds.F*CKED.

I think this blogger dude needs to find something more interesting to talk about. Guess he's not up on his gossip because apparantly britney spears has bi polar...is now on meds...and doing much better. Having bi polar is not something you make fun of. It's like saying oh haha that cancer patient is a mess!!! how hilarious!! Maybe if this "superficial" blogger knew anything about emotional pain he'd have the decency to not write those kinds of mean things. But just like every other piece of crap in the world, this blogger guy has to kick those in pain while they're down. Why is this world so hateful??? Come on people...let's stop getting off on other's pain. People run around going "Omg this world is so f*cked up...why is it like this?". Well this guy & many others reading this are why this worlds.F*CKED.

I always assumed Moby was gay. Which would explain his latest comments -- gay men always enjoy the company of fat, crazy, unattractive women. Liz Taylor springs to mind.

...is clearly homosexual. Sure she is a scum bag and a worthless whore. But she is sexy as hell and noone here is screwing anyone half as fine as her.

Fags, she is v o l u p t u o u s. That is the term we errr breeders use for women with curves. You know, ass and thigh? Women don't need razor sharp abs for normal men. I am not even sure if that is feminine. I am not even sure if that is normal on a man either. Or gigantic gym muscles.

Vote for McCain for a 100 year old Genocide!

(Like the guy says - politics is the new black I mean gossip)

Let's not talk about senseless things like the state of the world or the loss of democracy in this country. We should come here and only talk about Paris' herpes infected breeding ditch and how insane Britney is. And in graphic details. That's ok. Nothing off vulgar topic.

Thou shalt not kill - but you can slaughter Caananites

Freedom of speech - but you are being spied on

Democrats - the Enemy Within (says the little Russsian Jew named Michael Wiener now Savage)

OK OK Britney is obese. She needs to lose at least 50 lbs. I find her big ass disgusting. I hate any pretensions of femininity. I was bottle fed in the anus with a pink nipple and slept in a chartreuse crib - bitching girls (with dicks)!

Enslave the elephants - sentient beings

Harpoon the whales - as above and they can communicate extensively and sing at immense distances to each other

AXE MEN - tough guys who assault ancient forests with gusto! Cuz we are the Stewards of this dying poison Earth (Global Warming is for pussys. We right wing bad asses know that we can send all the formerly living carbon and methane into the sky we want. Who cares after that? The Earth has undergone rampant climate variations, many in recent history quite deleterious to our specie. Well not OUR specie - the POO ur. There is enough oil to last for 7.000986 gillion eons and such. Solar and energy saving is for liberals.)

Torture 'em all! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WAR $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

When the heck is her effin hair goin to grow back????!!!!

There is a Chicago artist well known all over Europe and other various parts of the world including New York and California whom writes and plays all of his music... He has refused to play the big music industry game so basically has been on his hustle...

Well apparently when Britney Spears Blackout album leaked it featured a track called Sugarfall which was produced by Pharrell...Rumor has it that Peven Everett the artist previously mentioned was in the works with a famous hip-hop star who basically admitted that he had been giving out Peven's music all over the industry because as he would put it "there is a drought"...If you have been listening to the radio or watching videos I don't need to explain that any further. He asked Peven if he could slide Pharrell some music (Peven said no)and "sugarfall" leaked shortly after.

Check out the video in the links as well as Peven's myspace.

www.myspace.com/studioconfession

Comparison Video Link

I am trying to bring out the truth so that the people have great art and music to fill their lives.

#78

No Kim Kardaskank is obsese and Brit has the 10 pound pudge.

who ever you are that run this site, you must be gross, lonely and enternally ill. Don't try to gain more attention to this pathetic website that is going absolutely no where by talking about people like Kim Kardashian and calling her plus size you herion pill poppin idiot. Furthermore, if the likes of the BRist and KK are bothering you then shut off the computer and go it another twinkie scab..

Moby has always said retarded things. He's such a little penis.

soooo this superficial dude...who btw no one knows his name....is a complete feeder off of other people's problems. Britney spears probably has thicker & a larger quantity of hair than this guy. She probably has more beautiful stretch marks than him. And her vagina looks better (which we can all tell from the pics this ass puts on here) than his entire vaj of a body.