Apr 17 2008Britney Spears hits the studio - and the gym?!

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God, I hate those sunglasses.

Now if she'd just get some hairplugs to cover up her receding hairline she'd be on her way.

GOOD, hopefully she has had the WIGGING OUT spell and get herself back together. You can only make fun of somebody for so long before you start feeling sorry for them.

i didn't realize running on the treadmill could fix crazy. i need to call my ex and let her know.

Is the fucking machine even on?? Jebus, she may as well light up a smoke while on that thing. Whew, 15 minutes at the lowest setting really works up an appetite. It's Carl Jr.'s time!

She lost her Starbucks IV drip. That should account for 10lbs.

WHAT IS SHE UP TO?

The only people who wear sunglasses indoors are blind people and assholes.

What's up with Ms. Skin and Bones next to her? Good god, that woman's arms arm so chunky, I bet they look blurry in a strong wind.

why is she just standing there. where are the pics of her actually working out?

She looks better, but still has ugly tits. And really, who the fuck wears sunglasses in a gym? Was she thinking that no one would recognize her? And also what's with the photo op? I don't think you're generally allowed to take pictures inside a gym.

Standing on a non-mobile treadmill bullshitting with miss fat arms doesn't technically qualify as working out.

BTW: Auntie - thanks for the D Miller link yesterday - that was fucking hilarious.

Fucking Britards are the biggest morons on the face of the Earth. Wow, she went to the gym, big fucking deal. She went to a studio, oh wow, I guess her amazing comeback is just days away now.......wow, Daddy let her drive her car around the block, she should get her kids back now because of that.......

Britards, just give it up. Your hero's career is over and done.

Britney is my favorite. I saw her profile on TallGapingHoleCreamPiesMingle. COM. Apparently she is seeking true love on there. I'm not sure. I'm really just some little Asian immigrant locked in this office in LA and being forced to send out these ridiculous spam messages. I used to write erotic fortune cookie messages, but I no sucky sucky good enough, so he make me do this.

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Not content with the standard exercise equipment, she's demanded a specially designed treadmill complete with an ashtray and a small rack to hold her "dipping sauces" for those20 piece McNugget meals brought promptly on-the-hour, every hour. Move over Jack Lalanne! Brittany will be the trend-setter for the 21st century!

This is wondurfull news that brit is working out. look at that lady next to her she doing same thing and copying her everymove. its so funny to see eveyone do the same like they are going to be brit somehow by copying her moves. LOL, cant be done! there is only one brit and she looks really good cause I wish I had her figure. i bet brit does gym better than anyone else becuse she always works out and everyine else just goes once a day or something like that. i bet that jerk kFed is saying he wished he didnt do what he did over and over.

She's got a quadruple chin.

Why hit the gym?
Just because a couple of kids mixed in with a few years of drooling and eating Cheetos turned her once hard body into an S is no reason for alarm ........
At least she picked a workout partner who makes HER look better

She still has a nice ass.

she's getting her ass back. I like the little bubble I see

18, copying her every move? you mean walking. wow, that's really impressive.

britney should try a sports bra. probably should have tried that years ago. i see a bra strap there, but those things are as saggy as it gets.

clearly she's super cereal about getting back in shape with those sunglasses on and all....

I love how we get reports on Britney now like she's in preschool: "Britney works and plays well with others. She takes direction well. She knows her numbers 1-7 and can get through H in the alphabet. Her favorite parts of the day are snacks and naptime."

The woman is 26 years old and PR flacks give us these play-by-plays of her day like that's normal. Maybe she really is retarded.

Havoc #16: Actually, the asshole spammer is north of L.A. Here is the fuckwad's information:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real #180, Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650)906-0405

E-mail him and let him know how you feel.

Anexio, please don't ever have kids. The world begs you.

I wish we had a transcript of their conversation, I'm sure it was really in depth..

Sunglasses? Check
Treadmill at 2.5mph? Check
Fatter friend to make me and my nine chins look less fat? Check

I usually love the snark, but she looks soooo much better and maybe it is time to give her a break. She is trying to improve, I , for one, hopes it works out for her!

You know once upon a time she was known for being a hard worker so this is probably really good for her. Definitely wishing her well. I doubt I will ever get into her music but what is wrong with hoping someone clears up the mess they made of their life

Nice look, Maverick.

I had to rub peanut butter on her lips to read the lines properly when she started on the show.

Looks like Brit's wearing depends under those trousers...

Her ass looks exactly like Kim's.

Britney I'm sorry to tell you, you are NOT the Biggest Loser.

Well you are a giant looser, but not in a good way cause you haven't lost a pound since you got fat. Also here's a tip you're on a treadmill so quit talking and RUN ya fucking chubbo, and quit taking those laxatives they're making you retain fluid, you look bloated and shit.

I've never tried running on a treadmill with aviators on. I should give it a whirl.

Anonymous ---->> please tell me your a guy....and hot as well? Oh and Anexio is one of my favorite posters...almost as much as the spammers to which u so generously give out their info....

...but, yes, for the sake of humanity Anexio please listen to him/her and never reproduce

"to get her creative juices flowing, which, fun fact, smell like gravy". -Thanks for that, you just made me spit my coffee onto my computer from laughing.

#34

I'm no fan of Brit but she actually has a cute bubble butt and Kim has a wide fat butt that looks freaky because she wears a girdle with butt pads and she has to cover her huge butt with a sarong when wearing a swim suit.

Or perhaps Brit is wearing a girdle to give her the bubble butt look because it looks like part of it is hanging out.

She looks really good here. Hate on her all you want but her body is better than most of yours hating on her. Im glad the girl is getting her act together.

She looks really good here. Hate on her all you want but her body is better than most of yours hating on her. Im glad the girl is getting her act together.

You have to have nothing going on in your life if you are actually glad that she's getting her act together.

40, she only looks really good here because her doughy body is mostly covered with clothing, thankfully.

42, that should be, "You have to have nothing going on in your life if you THINK that she's getting her act together."

She a nice ass.

A little pudge can be cute and Brittney has a sexy bubble butt.

Kim Kardaskank is not a little pudgy but she is fat and has a huge butt. Perhaps if Kim had a tight huge bubble butt then it would be sexy but Kim has a wide jiggly butt that she has to cover with a sarong when she wears a swim suit and she has to wear a girdle with butt pads cause she has a big loose butt.

booooooooooooooooooo fish please take a vacation

Oh man, I'm in agreement, that is a nice ass on Brittney

@ #10....and blind assholes, of course...

I've read all the posts....man some of them have made me laugh. Crazy Americans..I never knew some of you were so funny

Britney is reportedly ranked pretty high up on the FHM sexiest list. She reportedly zoomed way past Christina Aguilera-who was the big fave there fo a while-and even Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba...Don't know if she's #1, but many say that she is well past the top 5!! Good for Britney!! All haile Britney!!

Still the sexiest woman in the world!

Oh man she ain't getting any better only worse! Give me Christina Aguilera over this rag doll anyday!

Britney isn't horrible, but she isn't looking her best these days. I think Hayden Panentierre took away her "Sexiest Jailbait In The World" crown and wears it with pride.

She has got to have the single most annoying smile on the face of the earth!! Damn, she never closes her mouth, even when she's eating!! She looks like a spazz-junkie!!

haaa! love that first picture of her... still looks crazy as hell~ just as happy as she can be!

Hands down the hottest female specimen ever put on this earth. Way hotter than that Megan Fox clown. Who the hell is this Megan Fox anyway?!?! Britney's been around long before Megan hit puberty! Britney belongs on top, not Megan Fox!

"Hands down the hottest female specimen ever put on this earth"??? Are you for real?!?!?!?! What are you still living in the year 2001?!?!?! Get a life!! There's no way that this fat, ugly piece of shit is hotter than Megan Fox!! Dude, either you need glasses, or you need serious pychiatric evaluation!! From the looks of it, despite all the sickos insisting Brit's getting her hot body back, take another look at this piggo because she's still fat and she's been more preoccuppied gabbing away with her girlfriends than actually working out!! She's also been frequenting fast food joints again and driving around Los Angeles trying to egg on the paparazzi, now that Miley Cyrus is the new hot young thing in hollywood!! Britney needs to face reality and just go away already because she has overstayed her welcome!! I for one want to see less of Shitney and more Christina Aguilera because unlike Shitney, Christina is totally hot!!

#57, what the hell??? Christina and Megan need gobs of makeup to be attractive and sexy, while Britney is a natural beauty. Looking at these pictures and other recent pictures of her, I can see that this woman is breathtaking without even trying. Even with her hair all messed up and not a stitch of makeup on her face, Britney's still an absolute goddess. And at least Brit's still doing stuff musically and on TV. When's the last time we heard from Miss Aguilera?! What, two lousy years ago?! And she totally BOMBED!!!!! And Megan Fox hadn't been heard of before "Transformers", now she just disappeared into oblivion only to be named FHM sexiest woman alive?!?!?!?! And what's up with Britney all the way at #100 on the list?!?!?!?! Lots of us men still find her brutally hot!! Get a clue!!

Aw man, are we still comparing Britney to that trash-bag, Christina?! Well, as long as the debate is still raging on, let me remind you all that even though Christina continued to make music while Britney was going through her public meltdown, Brit-Brit still won out, because she is still more popular and more wanted mostly by straight men. Christina, unlike the naturally beautiful Britney, had to paint her face up and dye her hair in order to achieve any kind of "beauty", but Britney is still a total fox even when she went bald and even when she went through her meltdown, the girl is still one of the great beauties of our time. And now it's gone the complete opposite direction; while Brit is busy making music and working on her career comeback, Christina is now copying Britney's "party girl" ways and getting plastered every night while her new baby is at home with the nanny, and she makes no apology for it. The only difference is that Britney was stuck in a bad marriage for a few years, and as soon as she got out of it, she started living it up. Also, unlike Christina, Britney was a victim of fast fame, and Christina never even touched the level of fame and icon status that Britney has had. Therefore, as a result, Britney faltered under the pressure of not having a normal childhood and eventually developed a very serious mental problem. It seems to me that at first, while Britney was going through her mental problems, Christina seemed intent on throwing her newfound "pinup/sex kitten" status in her face, by flaunting her post-aby boobs and talking about sex and being naked on national TV. Now, it looks like she's seen all the press Britney got for being a party girl, so she's seeing this as a way for her to get more exposure. Sadly for Christina, it's never going to work, because no matter what, people will always like Britney better and be more fascinated with her. I guarantee that once Britney makes her big comeback she will return to being the hottest and most wanted woman on the planet, and Christina will just have to lick it up!

oh GOD i do love this woman! ever since she danced her way into my heart with the catholic schoolgirl uniform i have never been the same. britney is still very sexy and will always be sexy. for the record those bozos at fhm magazine are fucking clueless!!! how else could that tranny megan fox come in at #1 on the sexiest women list while britney's all the way at #100? they have no clue! megan can't hold a candle to britney's sex appeal. no woman can. britney will forever be the sexiest human being on the face of the earth. case closed!

what are u people smokin'?! how on earth is this pile of fly-ridden SHIT still the hottest woman on earth when you have people like jessicas alba and biel...scarlett johansson...megan fox...rihanna...angelina jolie...and even christina aguilera - who is looking her hottest these days?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i hate 2 burst the bubble of all the KRA-A-AY-Z-Z-Z-E-E-E "brit-bots" around here but she hasn't been anything even resembling "hot" or "sexy" since 2002!! and sorry 2 break it 2 U...at this rate...she will never be "hot" or "sexy" ever again and her music will continue 2 suck and her albums will go straight down the tubes along with all the other crap!! and hopefully this fucking has-been will finally take a hint and retire 2 the trailer parks where she belongs and let all the sexy people take over for a change!!