Apr 2 2008Britney Spears and Kevin going away together

Diggity!

I hope she gets pregnant.

What on earth could his motivation be?
Oh yeah - the no talent ass clown needs money. Well played Mr. Rapper.

Here's to the two of them getting their act together!

God Bless 'em!

Someone get the girl a sippy-cup, she drooled her water all over her chin!

I'd hit it again. The crazy is finally going away.

I forgot to say - MAN HANDS. Ewww.

Why do you have to write things that suggest anything about Britney's weight? I would def. say the majority of the media and the general public is pulling for Britney to pull herself together and get back on her feet... comments regarding issues about her appearance are not only irresponsible, but they are down right heartless. Months ago, it may have been funny to jest at this girl's expense, but at this phase, when she has two small children who have been taken away from her because of a very public battle with some sort of mental illness, it's just not funny anymore and as an avid reader of your site, this makes me not want to visit your site anymore.

@2 Why would yo wish that on any little kid? I hope her vagina explodes into a million pieces..

@4 mimi why are you here??

she looks good! go britt! <3

awww i always wanted them to get back together...

These crazies deserve each other

Caroline. Here's a one way ticket to FUCK off. This IS entertaining.

Crazies are out strong today.

britney's shirt is on inside-out.

@8 Sweetie, Most of the media is hoping for another melt down. Crazy bald Britney beating a car with her umbrella cranks up the rating far more than her and Kevin spooning on the beach.

Can you take Mimi and go jump rope in the fast lane of the 405? I think the two of you would have a lot of fun out there and it is just the place for the two of you.

yes, Yes, YES!

I knew these two would start to work things out and realize it's worth doing so for the children. Kevin has certainly stepped up in the father and family department and has gained a lot of respect for taking care of the children while Britney had her problems, which she's still sorting out, if I may add.

This getaway will bring them that much closer. Next week's news here will be full of great news and reports of the weekend getaway.

Still a fan and always a fan. Make it work Britney!

Randal

I'm thinking that this is one of those Ass-ton Kutcher Ass clown 'Pop Fiction' pranks. If it is... It's a good one... Got everyone believing it...

With his successful rap album and immense talent, why would K-Fed need a sugar-mama?

Oh fuck no! No no no! These douchebags are trying to reconcile? Fuck that FUCK THAT! Half of our membership is counsel for Britney, the other half for K-Fed. Oh this is going to fuck up our plans. Bad bad bad. I just put down a deposit on a new merc. Oh shit, this can't be happening.

Someone needs to SPF 50 that shit

Wait a second....she switched from Marlboro to Camel Lights???
Thats just disgusting

Randal,

At what age did you realize that you were a flaming homosexual?

yea uh i agree with people--- he just wants money

Anyone else tired of the Jinnfer love hewitt jokes from superfish? She's hot and im sure he only wishes he could get a girl half as hot.

Randal, your comments continue to delight and amuse me.

Aw....is he out of money already?

Christ, she's fat.

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Her hair looks like an old Barbie.

9-- Aww c'mon, Jimbo, it'll be funny!
I mean, yeah, it'll suck for the kid, but just think of the entertainment it'll bring us. I need a good laugh.

Kevin................... your going to give up getting strange hot ass every night to be with britney spears again? Barf. If we were talking the i'm a slave 4 u days I could see it......... but this is more like I'm a hobo for you days with a little I'm on Jenny Craig for you days.

@27 Yes the comedy factor would be great. Maybe if the baby was brain dead at birth and has no idea that Britney was it mother, then that would be OK..

apocalypse has come... everyone quick, stock up on starbucks, shiny objects and hotdogs... god speed!

I wonder if they're going to Antarctica or the deep jungles of South America, because those are about the only two places on Earth I can think of where they won't be recognized.

I think he's out of money...

That will definitely Be good for their children
I hope they manage to back together

She looks AMAZING!!! I love her hair. Well not HER hair, but the hair type stuff on her head..

Thanks Ript1&0. See you around on the next batch!

Randal

Power to her.

On that note, is she wearing her shirt inside out? :D

why would he want to go back? he had her at her prime. now she's at rock bottom. he totally ruins his legacy if he takes her back but his bank account will be pleased

Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:

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I think that the source for this story has since retracted the information and his publicist said that it was false, that they did not see each other, and that the photos used from their supposed meeting were actually from their Honeymoon, so ya know.

Ah ha. So in other words...Kevin's money is about to run out.

She is just the biggest hot mess this side of Priscilla Presley...though I don't know if Presley can be considered a 'hot' mess, so much as just a 'mess'...so fantastic. keep it coming!

She still is sporting a baby bump.. and covering her stomach with a handbag..

What? Is Kevin out of money?? Or what?

I hope they aren't taking the two boys with them. They'd just remind Brit and Kevin what happened the last time they "fell in love."

Randal,
Your comments brighten my day. I only wish others would recognize what a keen insight you have. Too funny, but in a good way.
Thanks.

What? She doesn't drink water!

Yea!!! They are both obviously shitheads, BUT ... they were once husband and wife and do have children together. For those little boy's sake I hope the Federlines go to counseling and make their marriage work. She has got to give up needing all that attention, though. Kevin has got to put his foot down with her, and she with him, and they need to keep those kids out of the spotlight. Good luck to the Federline family (Kev, Brit, and children). You can do it.

Dear #45,

Randal's sweet homosexual anus belongs to me now and if you ever speak to him again I will gut you and scratch your fucking eyes out.

Kisses!!!

Britneys looking beautiful, i hope that she becomes happy again very soon, instead of all this crap about her in the gossip columns id love to see a person happy, some of you people are sick, enjoying peoples misery, theres obviously somethign very wrong in your lives. and how the hell can you say anything about britneys weight, you are sick, you are whats wrong with today, no wonder teenage girls are becoming anorexic and nearly dieing from the likes of you, i hope your proud, curves are beautiful, it makes a woman, you make me sick,

#49 shut up fatty

#50 shut up shrivel c**k
bet all you do is sit on here all day insulting people.
GET A LIFE YOU F****** VIRGIN

#50 YOU SHUT UP FATTY

Why in fuck's name can't she wear her shirts rightside-in like even the craziest of crazy crazies can manage to do?
Is it really that hard to identify which side of the shirt the label is sewn to?
Is it pure indifference?
I mean, i give her some credit for not wearing it backwards *today*, but c'mon, rightside-in isn't too much to ask, is it?

ps...
She's got the ugliest hands I've even seen

#50 , oh my god you called me a fatty, oh my god i am so insulted....
HA that would make more sense if youd ever seen me before.
what a f****n dumbass.
Just because im actually a NICE person and dont go around thinking im gods gift and can insult everything that walks.
thanks to number 51 and 52 :-)

Geez the the slurpee machine broken or something? Lots of angry chubs on here today.

This is where all the virgins hang out....... i always wondered
#55

Why are you looking for virgins you sick fuck?

OK...WHERE SHOULD I START ? I DON'T THINK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL ..BRITNEY WENT NUTS BECAUSE OF KEVIN...AND NOW THAT SHE'S BEING NORMAL..AND HAVE PLANS FOR A COMEBACK HE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER??? FUCK HIM...HE MAY BE RUNNING OUT OF CASH..I F U KNOW WHAT I MEAN...!!!! BRITNEY PLZ....DON'T DOIT !!!! YOU ARE BETTER OFF ALONE....OF THOSE LOSERS ...IF YOU WANNA ACHIEVE THE OLD BRITNEY...WELL KEVIN WASN'T IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE...SO PLZ DONT DOIT...HE NEEDS MONEY...AND DON'T LISENT IF HE PUT THE KIDS..IN THE MIDDLE/....DONT DOIT BRITNEY !!!

yes laugh and mock Britney but lets not forget for the past year or so the media have been following her 'intennsely', her and Kevin Federline obviously have an attraction for each other and good luck on that to them both, she could quite easily make a movie on her life in the past two years or is there a writer already penning the script as I type, she now seems to getting back to her norm, her latest album is a huge success and she is about to start touring, the media say she is broke, that is just a complete joke, so now where are the mockers.

smoking Camels - that's my girl!