Apr 10 2008Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz: Together forever

they'll be divorced in six months.

congrats!

who is this asshole?he is short and ugly!!

Kids..this is what happens when you do drugs....

Does she know the differnce between tuna and chicken? Does she know that Chicken of the Sea is really tuna??

#1 He'll sue for custody of the eyeliner.

I bet he feels like a real fucking rebel. Let's line up and take turns kicking him in the pussy.

Why would she want to get engaged to a guy who is so obviously in the closet! I don't get it.

I'm guessing he's "engaged" to this ugly tramp with the hope that he'll get to fuck Jessica.
Maybe a three-way with the sisters - Papa Joe says it's the best!!

Meh..good for them. Ugly douchebags should marry, why ruin two families right?

yeah she doesnt look like her sister in those pix maybe she will find herself and quit being a wannabe jessicia

Instead of throwing Rice, we'll spray them with douche water. Congrats asswipes! Seriously. I hate those two fucking Trannys.

Who is the chick with the freakishly big chin......... even by my standards. So did she go into the plastic surgeons office with a picture of me and say I want that times 10? Weird. I am flattered though

Publicity stunt, he'll dump her ass in 3 years.

This guy's a fucking moron, he could be running trains on 16 year olds backstage and he's got this big chinned ostrich instead. His bandmates must fucking kill him when she's not around.

i think i saw that chin move...

PS: are they twins ?

She is so cute.

Nice couple. I envy them. But even celebs are lonely sometimes. Someone saw her profile with hot photos on Richsoulmate.com. A joke made by someone? Believe it or not. Many celebs are looking for their true love there.

Hey tina, you worthless piece of fucking shit spammer: Take your identity stealing websites and stick them up your fucking ass, you fucking asswipe. You can't even spam in fucking English. Fucking douchebag.

Hey, everyone, here is the info for this fucking dicklick who posts these identity stealing websites:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650) 906-0405

Bombard this cocksucker with hate mail.

"We consider this to be a very private matter...", so we'll publish it on our blog.

Now that Pete has a beard, he can join the scientologists.

@7 AMEN!

holy shit.... the lines comin up from 'round the corner

Private matter my ass... These people have no right to pick and choose which aspects of their lives should be 'private' when they're profiting purely from their own celebrity. Jennifer Lopez, for example, sells the rights to the first photographs of her spawn for public consumption and will then turn around and expect 'privacy' for the little rat bastards as they grow up. What a load. Celebrities make me fucking sick.

One thing is certain, their child will have a very "prominent" chin.

I wonder if she will lip sync her vows

meh, she looked better in '04. He can have Jessica 2.0

Hey amy, you little cunt spammer: Why don't you fuck off?

Hey, everyone, here is the info for this fucking dicklick who posts these identity stealing websites:

Du Qiang, ecomfun@aol.com, 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States (650) 906-0405

Bombard this cocksucker with hate mail.

Young stars should NEVER get married. Divorce is a given.

Couple of huge-chinned, no talent pussies.

I hope they got a 2 for 1 on the haircuts.

Can't wait until they start popping out midget containers of vinegar solution, I mean, kids.

they posted thier announcement for thier fans???? they have fans? no way- god, how embarrassing for them, to think people want to know these things... i should have a blog for every time i do somethin... i can post-- for my 'fans'- everytime i pee or do laundry... its about as interesting as these douchetards..

Aw. Matching chins, greasy hair-together 4ever!

#31 you took the words right out of my fingertips

OMG! What is Pete Wentz? All of 5'2" tall? He shouldn't be posing for pictures, he should be wearing a little hat and slippers with bells on them like the rest of the gnomes in my garden.

Wow. Two music industry/Hollywood young people who have been together for two years and are getting engaged. They must love each other. That is unusual. I think that is nice.

That guy has a watermelon for a head

Papa Joe will leave his mark on this marriage.

Those two will have the most chin-tastic offspring.

Seriously, I thought she went under the knife to have that thing fixed?!

six months? i give them less than that...

aww, but how cute they have the same hair dresser. *barf*

Just remember Ashlee, one of the lyrics of his songs is, "He tastes like you...but sweeter."

I'm just saying.

She looks a lot like Shannon from Danity Kane now.

They look like cartoons!, they are ugly man.. what a couple!!..

I didnt know Ashley was a lesbian....

the fallout boy is cute! but not sexy. he is better looking than ashley but who cares. they seem happy and ashley had been the teased ugly sister for long enough

holy chin-plants batman!

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More like Quagmire from Family Guy. giggity giggity goo!

Hey everyone- these two are not ugly. Ashlee is cute as a button and Pete is a famous rockstar who sells millions of records. They're not gorgeous people, but let's not get carried away here. There are many celebs that really are ugly (Pink, Britney Spears, Scary Spice, etc.) let's focus the hate on the right people or this site and its viewers might start losing credibility...

"let's focus the hate on the right people or this site and its viewers might start losing credibility..."

This site has credibility? That's fucking hillarious. Seriously I'm dying over here I'm laughing so hard.

Thats gold Jerry, gold..

Holy shit, they both have the most awful chins! grajfvdolfgk.fgg..g....

#47 The "right people"? I nominate you, Scott, you're one right there. Who else other than a perfect assmop calls anyone "cute as a button"?

Well, OK, my 80 year old Aunt Sophie would, and thats why I'm thankful as fuck she ain't on the 'net.

I didn't know they allowed gay marriage now.

They appear to be standing in front of an IQ-ometer of some sort.

Who says romance is dead? If that giant chin with a Simpson attached can find love there must be hope for us all. And with the medical breakthroughs we get seemingly by the week, maybe one day the giant chin can get the Simpson growth removed and lead a fairly normal life. And that would be the sweetest gift of all.

I know, I know, I know it's an absolutely pointless endeavor to correct Ashlee's grammar BUT "speculation recently about Pete and I" (sic) should read "Pete and me."

#5 = comment winner.

lmao!

friends or enemies was around a whole lot longer than ashlee simpson. it's not something that is theirs.

@53, I'm packing your back

These two are going to produce one hell of a phossy-jawed baby

My friend told me that she saw her profile with hot photos on intimatemingle.c om. Is that true? Maybe... OMG, is she looking for new relationships? I'll check it out.

#52 dominates!

She must have the lowest self esteem ever, I mean like you all pointed out, he is short ugly a fucking fruit and his music sucks, wtf ... I am guessing he will come out of the closet and she will feel like complete crap and she will still commit to this crap cause she will feel worse than she looks lol....

Their spawn will be nothing but a giant chin

They look like twins. Ew.

they want their fans to be the first to know, you mean besides everyone else they know?

do you think they argue who's going to use the straightening iron first?

her dad probably made them get engaged because her album is coming out, and people like to buy engaged people's albums and stuff.. like, y'know, heidi montag...

next week she'll be endorsing dennis kucinich or something

Ashlee, get that stringy-ass hair off your forehead. A) It looks greasetastic, not cool, and B) you're going to get some RAGING acne.

Ashlee, get that stringy-ass hair off your forehead. A) It looks greasetastic, not cool, and B) you're going to get some RAGING acne.

He's the gayest looking motherfucker I've ever seen.

HAHA, I thought maybe it was just me, but I'm not the only one who thinks Simpson's chin is out of control!! Tame that thing, please.

AND # 21,
SHIT! I could not have said it better myself. Thank you. For reading my mind.

they look alike! lol