Apr 14 2008Ashlee Simpson is definitely pregnant

HELLO IM NUMBER 57

oh no all the sad little 13 year olds are going to cry
wont some one think of the children

i shocked he let someone else play with his penis beside mrs PALMER
and even more surprised that his chick knew what to do with it

some people never cease to amaze

YUCK, THAT BABY WILL CHIN LIKE JAY LENO!!

once they past the epiglotis anything can happen....

Hi everyone, sorry for not posting lately. I went to NYC for the Paris Hilton, be a best friend contest. Thought I'd give it a shot.

Anyhow, we all know Ashlee is going to be a great mother and influence on her child. I wish her and Pete all the best in the months to come.

Congrats!

Randal

So she's really not just his beard? Seriously??? Anyways, sorry to say, but that kids gonna be one fugly little fugster.

...espc considering her "original" schnozola

NOOOOOOOO NOT PETE WENTZ IF HE GETS MARRIED THEN MAYBE FALLOUT BOY WILL DIE.....WAIT...THAT SOUNDS GREAT HOOORAY FOR THE GIMP AND THE ONE KNOWN AS CHIN!

Hello, it's called BIRTH CONTROL, people. Something the Simpson and Spears parents should've practiced years ago.

So...ok, best I can guess, they took the turkey baster, shoved it up Petey's red-rimmed butthole, extracted the semen that's almost always there, and stuck it up in Ashley. So now the only question is, who's the dad? I'm guessing maybe Tony Romo, from a family vacation where he get sick and tired of being the bottom all the time.

the chin of that child is going to be huge
i bet she will book in for a c-section because she will be to afraid to give birth via the vagina. i just wanted to say vagina. haha i did it again.
anywho that will be one ugly messed up kid.
let take bets on one how much the first pictures will go for

Next will be the perfunctory reality show where we get to see the live birth! Yeah! I can wait. Please. Please. No more!

pete is the cover up for papa joe seeding his own spawn.

The real question is, whose baby is it? I mean, it is not as if Pete is man enough to whip up the baby batter and serve it to a chick. That fem could't impregnate anyone at a fertility clinic. So I'm guess it belongs to Daddy Simpson and Pete is the cover story.

#13, you beat me to it!! You suck dough.

sure sure, but if the kid ends up looking like Suri Cruise, we'll know the Scientologists have once again impregnated an Icelandic goose with the semen of LRon Hubbard.
PWLTC

If these douchefuckers dare put eyeliner on a newborn someone better shoot them down..

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"Ashlee Simpson is definitely irrelevant"

Oops, actually that's the headline of her life every day first thing in the morning.

Hello? Didn't these two idiot's release a video like a month ago saying they were pregnant? And then they said "no, no, it's just a joke!" And now they announce it again? Why didn't they just roll it in with the news of their engagement? Whatever. Freaking Tools!

holy shit randal, i hope that you are the soon-to-be victim of a hate crime

Congrats to Ashlee, Pete, and Baby Leno.

Don't you mean, "definitelee"?

BIRTH CONTROL !!!!

with all that money its stupid they get pregnated so young.... !!!
stupid / insecure whores...

White girls are so fuckin' ugly!!!

Ha!

If it's a boy, they'll move back to Wilmette, Illinois so their baby can relive the formative years of ass-kickings and eyeliner. The hallways of New Trier are brutal, just brutal.

If it's a girl, they'll just drop her off with Papa Joe so she can experience creepy stares and inappropriate comments from her grandfather.

And to think, all these years I've been teaching that you can't get pregnant when a gay guy spits semen into your vagina.

...and like the other 9.5 out of 10 posts on this site, who honestly gives a shit.

I have a sneaky suspicion that Jessica will announce a pregnancy soon.

I didnt think you could get pregnant from your boyfriend sleeping with another man.

Which one is Ashley?

LOOK, CLEARLY THIS IS JUST ANOTHER "TRAP" BABY. DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL. I'M SURE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WERE NOT PLANNED BY BOTH PARENTS BEFORE CONCEPTION. NOTICE I SAID "BOTH" PARENTS.

Brooke Hogan is the dad.

The strangest part is, he's the one who pissed on the EPT.

Everyone knows that famous chicks have super ovaries that drop an egg even while taking birth control pills just as prescribed. This, of course completely defies science and research and all that jazz. It also doesn't help that famous dudes have super sperm that can swim through condoms and even, (in this case, through another gay man) to get to their intended destination. So they actually really tried to be socially responsible and not create a demon child of douchetacularness, but they just couldn't help it! Aww who am I kidding, that bitch has been dropping her pills down the drain and poking holes in condoms since day 1.

NOTHING SAYS ROMANTIC LIKE GETTING ENGAGED CAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT. THE GAYS MUST BE SO JEALOUS

uh...does anyone think they look WAY TOO MUCH ALIKE in that picture?

uh...does anyone think they look WAY TOO MUCH ALIKE in that picture?

uh...does anyone think they look WAY TOO MUCH ALIKE in that picture?

You know, maybe Jessica is the pretty one AND the smart one.

and by "pregnant" you mean "a cunt"

Doesn't anyone use protection anymore??!!! Fucking idiots!!!!! A woman getting knocked up is the WORST reason EVER to get married.

Apparently her uterus is in her chin.

Someone needs to develope a home abortion kit. Those two fucktards would gladly "test it out" for some extra cash. Ash could do the "hoe down" afterwards. Either way, let's pray for a miscarriage. Put the poor little fetus out of it's misery.

... well ... umm .... best of luck to them :-D hopefully they can handle both marriage and a new little bundle of joy :-D

#42
totally agree ... someone should stand outside of the nightclubs and pass out condoms ... and totally with you on how bad of idea it is to get married because of a kid ... i mean, its nice and all but a kid wont keep a marriage together ... everyone takes marriage and having children so light nowadays

Dang! the chin jokes have already been made...I guess it was as obvious as a "chin" in the middle of the face... oh well...here's a list of names for your baby...

Chinzila!
Chin Kong!
Chinapalooza
Chinmongus
Chinmendous
Chintastik!
Galactichin
Gigantachin
Macrochin
Elephanchin
The one AU chin!

ChinDoucheLee?

ZzzzzzZzzzz

#42

when you think about it, condoms haven't been around that long. several hundred years but i mean really, since humans have been alive, men have preferred to fuck raw. i mean really have you ever met a guy who just couldn't wait to put on a condom? sure guys will do it but often because a woman insists. they don't proactively pursue it. hell, elliot spitzer was trying to get hookers to let him fuck them raw. he's not the exception.i

#46

penises don't like condoms.

So a Transgender "man" cannot become pregnant and raise a child with a loving wife without media outrage and scorn, but these two dickwarts can fuck and make a baby and everything is hunky dory. I bet my life that the baby with two moms is going to turn out a hell of a lot better than the offspring of these two no-talent wannabees.

The name "Fall Out Boy" really doesn't add any credibility to his fatherhood claim.

51. Miserable Bastard - April 14, 2008 5:35 PM
The name "Fall Out Boy" really doesn't add any credibility to his fatherhood claim.

/WIN

That dude looks like a prepubescent faggot.

Doesn't anyone in Hollywood believe in birth control.

#23- Hilareeous!

Come on...everyone knows that celebrities don't give birth through their vaginas anymore (that is SO low rent). It's all about the c-section + tummy tuck.

Sorry I got her pregnant. I thought I was boning her in the ass. You have to admit, it's easy to confuse her face with her taint, her twat with her pooper. I mean, look at her. But man, the things she can do with her chin. Oh baby...ah crap. Baby. Crap crap crap.

I forget whom I'm stealing this from but it needs to be re-posted:

"Apparently they're standing in front of some IQ meter in that picture..."

Now he's denying the pregnancy, it's all news to him. So now he's back to being a closet case with a chin...I mean a beard.

#51 wins for best thread comment!

I thought Emo dudes were all gay.

Why is a gay Emo dude marrying a wore out, but young Simpson?

Wait, never mind, her last name is Simpson, which is synonymous with, "Who the fuck?".

So much for Nickelodean or what the hell ever. Way to go, next time, I got a full time whore I will lease out to your TV network, she won't get pregnant, because that will actually get in the way of her "job" skills..........

I GOT IT! Her REAL mother is Cameron "Jay Leno" Diaz!

See! You fuckers, I knew something fishy was going on, and not just between her and Emo-boys legs.

Wait, can you actually rub two Carp or Tuna together and get anywhere?

Thankfully, only they will ever know..........BIATCH!

The boy is a nudist. He changed a photo with my best friend who is a member at NaturistLive.com. My friends is a pretty girl with sexy ass, sexy legs. Poor girl!

wow! she is not preggy? anyway good for them

These two really look like brother & sister.

yeah that`s all good.
but i would find it cooler if stars had like a live backstage channel like this one:

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/18531-thisis50com

check it out, it`s da bomb !!!

he looks like a mini-anthony kedis (rhcp)

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Did anyone else notice how they look like they have the same face, just different hair?