Apr 29 2008Amy Winehouse, you playful minx, you

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is she pregnant?

pregnant with emotion.

she is a disgusting life form

No more shit from the Euros about ANYTHING here in the States.
You guys have this dipshit to answer for.
Nickers and blokes for all...

Photos/stories of her remind me of Rock Hudson-Doris Day movies as interpreted by Satan on acid.

Can we start a petition never to have Amy Winehouse on this site again? My eyes have spontaneously bled six times from the sight of her cocaine-addicted beehive.

hit that!

shez gorgeous rotten teeth and all

I think we've had enough of this skank.

And to think, she's one of the richest people in England.

Possibly the ugliest woman on the entire planet!

Oh, #1 - still a loser.

Can't wait to see her centerfold spread in MethBoy magazine.

amy crackhouse in general just reminds me of bett midler, when she was in the movie Rose.

haha.

that part where she's drinking and singing and going "sex, drugs, and rock and roll!"

she's like rizzo from grease on crack

fish i am sending you my doctors bill, you can not just spring these on us where are the little stars covering this train wreck and the not safe for anytime warning ????????

you have a heart of stone fish

This is Iggy Pop. This is Iggy Pop with tits. Any questions?

BTW, she's not preggerz.
that's a french fries baby

What did I just TELL YOU??????? I'm trying to eat my lunch here...although it is Burger King, so probably puking it back up is not such a bad idea..

Almost ALMOST enough to get me to stop abusing drugs

ALMOST

Every time I see this hosebag I throw up in my mouth a little bit. This chick is just N A S T Y.

I'll sign that petition.....hell, I'll eat my keyboard if it means never having to look at this thing again.......there should be laws...

that's a tiny-assed bra.
Man, is she fucked up.

Looks like her liver is already starting to engorge, she's got 2-3 years left.

Good point people, where are all the U.S. bashers now thanking god they dont have to deal with Heidi Montag??????

#19 Haha!!!

It would take much more for me..

That hair just blows my mind

I'M SO GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN ENGLAND

Still think she looks like Janice from Friends..

lmao!! that shit cracked me up..."Aye, looks like rain, bloomin' blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right'o with the telly. Crack san'wich, guv'nah?"

oh shit, my side still hurts...

25, So agree, OH MY GOD!!

But Superfish guy, Lucky Charms are Americans making fun of us Irish. How did that end up being English?!

OOf ...Amy Winehouse in a bikini top??

Why, yes, Virginia, Santa Claus DOES exist.

Actually, the gold "bra" she is wearing is a swimsuit. That's okay, Superficial writer, I'm sure you don't see that many bras on women on real life women.. ever.

I think she's hot.
...lol.

FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE - I am SO embarrassed to be British.

FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE - I am SO embarrassed to be British.

FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE - I am SO embarrassed to be British.

#31-33 Wow, you Brits DO talk funny!!

Is she constipated from all the crack? Whats with the bloat?

well, she looks healthier than what she has...but she's gaining weight in all of the wrong places.

that's what happens when you live off of mcdonalds and cigarettes.

She looks like a sick wormy puppy.

Good news is, when she OD's she'll have a head start on decomposition with that belly bloat. Kind of nice to see her get ahead of things for once.

Is Winehouse designing a line of kids clothes too??

Will someone please kick this chain-smoking Jew cunt in the head?

Damn! I want to put a baby in that right now!

Is she pregnant or is that a tumor growing in her stomach? If neither, how is it possible someone be so disgustingly thin but yet fat at the same time?

Superfish, your British accent is fucking AMAZING.

But yeah, Amy Winehouse is my anti-drug.

This is really one of the worst looking people I have ever seen, and I'm including Hogans daughter.

you know Amy Winehouse is one of these grotesque beings you can just look at when you have a boner in a very unpleasant situation and want to get rid of it. its so good, seriously...it must be the reason god made her! i look at her and my little man gets all freaked out n hides for what its worth. its alright...she is gone. lets look at some pics of Leah Dizon instead...yeaah there we go

You know she's skanky when Courtney Love's cooch critters and Paris Hilton's crabs won't go near her. Even the herpes virus is saying "what the fuck! I'm not touching that shit".

is her hair removable?

Come on, don't you know. She's starring in the Nottingham Hillbillies. Pete Doherty is going to play Jethro

OMG, it's gravid!

Who would do such a thing!????????????

I see her tummy is bloating out nicely.
She's looking more and more like those poor starving African babies everyday!

Holy shit…”CRACK SAN’WICH” and “BEAN PIE?!?!?!?!”

I snorted diet pepsi all over my monitor.

ROFL!!!

Does she have a mirror?

I read your site all the time, but this is my first post.
FUCKIN hilarious!
British accent=pure fucking gold!!

Bela Lugosi is still alive????

She is ever a member of a millionaire club " M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M " where the millionaire & celebrity gather!

she is just fucking ugly.......goooooooooooood lorrrrrrrrrrrrd

Amy: were drugs come from.

good grief, how awful!
even the most devoutly religious must proclaim after looking at this horrid abomination "THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!"

Oh yeah, baby, nothin' sez lovin' like cirrhosis of the liver! Mmmmmn, love that bloat with that Ellie May look! Is that from Winehouse's alleged La Maison du Crack clothing line?

CRACKWHORE!

Can I just say that you crack me up!!

Dear God what's wrong with her belly !!!!!! it seems as if she is carring an alian in there !!

That is quite possibly the hottest woman on earth. I would give my left testicle and 15 camels to be able to stick my love kebab into her crusty oooozzing pitta bread.

All you haters saying that this lady is not fine must be gay. She is the finest of the fine. I would like to smoke halal crack with her and then make her to Ass To Mouth. She would love it too - you can tell that she not only likes to smoke the crack, she also likes to smoke the cock. And she inhales.

well said Mohammed! even though she's cracking out she's still the bomb. and just like my friend above me - i'll crack out with amy any time!

WHAT are you talking about No.10 'And to think, she's one of the richest people in England.' No she's not! Maybe i'll just come up with an obscure remark....errrr....'Heidi Montag is one of the smartest people in the U.S'.
Their, said it!!!

I don't like her, she is not beautiful, even her acts are also not appreciable as she is going to discard her marriage. The things written in this article http://www.octanmen.com/articleList/188/entertainment-octan-e-news.htm , can anybody let me know if it is true.

despite the fact that amy winehouse is overwhelmingly skanky, i am really impressed that she managed to produce some cleavage with her non-boobs.

you...uhhh... but we... I think,....uhhhh...... WHAT? sorry, I don't speak fucked up cockney.

Even starving Ethopian children look at her and say "CLICK-CLICK Dat ees won nastee CLICK-CLICK lukking beech CLICK-CLICK".

The way she is mesmerized by the photographers reminds me of waving shiny toys in front of babies or parrots. It totally seizes their minds. I imagine the moments around her doorbell ringing something like this: "Crack, crack....where did I stash the crack. Crack....(DING DONG)...Shiny. People...shiny people....Noise....Duh.....Crack."

This is so sad.This woman is insanely talented,and once was also insanely hot.She needs to be put in the nuthouse for a year and dried out and fed.

Someone put "IT" out of "ITS" misery! Give "IT" a fucking overdose of crack so that "IT" can no longer scare people on earth!

Ok.. let's just forget what she looks or sings like for a minute...
Those pictures are of the outside of her house? That's her front door? WTF is that stuff inside her house? Seriously.. anyone?

Please stop showing her nasty pictures. She is nasty. I can't stand looking at her.

schminkie's loose again

Great singer, amazing talent, but having some troubles sad to say. No real need for everyone to get so excited about it, e.g. "Oh my god...", "so ugly... "; real clever comments. What's the point?

Am I the only one who's spotted the ghastly hair on her arm?
Cor! you can make blankets out them

She may have "non-boobs," but at least they are hers and didn't come from the doctor's office. That's integrity. Looking at her standing, it appears she may have a spine problem like scoliosis. You people are so heartless. Amy Winehouse has tons more talent than dweebs like Spears and Lohan and Hilton, and reactions to them aren't nearly as heartless. At least Winehouse will get out and meet folks in a traffic jam. That shows a lot more class than pole dancing, for god's sake. And even if you hate her looks, at least you can tell her apart from all the others in her age range and profession, who seem like clones direct from the factory to YOU!

She may have "non-boobs," but at least they are hers and didn't come from the doctor's office. That's integrity. Looking at her standing, it appears she may have a spine problem like scoliosis. You people are so heartless. Amy Winehouse has tons more talent than dweebs like Spears and Lohan and Hilton, and reactions to them aren't nearly as heartless. At least Winehouse will get out and meet folks in a traffic jam. That shows a lot more class than pole dancing, for god's sake. And even if you hate her looks, at least you can tell her apart from all the others in her age range and profession, who seem like clones direct from the factory to YOU!

Yes, and what's being Jewish, if she is, got to do with anything, looks, singing ability, antics, whatever?