Apr 30 2008Amy Winehouse: I gots me a hickey, I do, I do

Welcome to another exciting edition of "Amy Winehouse's Batshit Front Door Theater." In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it's a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning's visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment - until she passes out from infection.


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I hate to say this again and again but i bet that pussy stinks like maggots on road kill.

at least she change her shoes ....

Oh god I just threw up

I read #1 and threw up again

Oh the HORROR (or maybe WHORROR?)

gross

Amy should be the poster child for every school's anti-drug program.

where the fuck are her parents in all of this? shes going to shrivel into nothing pretty soon

---THE END IS NEAR! AMERICA (sadly) IS GOING DOWN FIRST!---

Does she not have a complete horse face? Ugh, if she ever does get sobre she is going to look back on these pictures and want to burn them all. She is such a disgrace! She's got all this money and can afford the best rehab treatement available, and she still screws up. I want her to get better but enough is enough. She's a ticking time-bomb! I don't think any guy would bang that!

um, is she growing a beard? i thought those were only trendy on guys this season...

When Blake gets out of prison, she'll look like fucking Kim Kardashian to him.

she is quite strikingly ugly

also blake must have the tightest mouth ever to give love bites of that nature
i think the attempted murder is a good idea, and should be carried out soon

#9 I think that they call it mutton chops.

My god... she looks fuckin' disgusting! I still can't believe show bad she's gotten since 2004 when she looks sane and beautiful... sad isn't it?

She looks like a fuckin' dinosaur..

*looked

She looks like she should be riding a horse next to Dr. Syn in "The Scarecrow From Romney Marsh".

She is so disgusting. It's time for her to die already. Then maybe her life will have some value as a warning to others.

YEA HOLY SHIT... THOSE EUROZ AND THEIR FEMALE FACIAL HAIR... REAL HOT AMY, TURNS OUT THAT ALL YOUR AGGRESSION IS CAUSED BY YOUR FLARING TESTOSTERONE CONTENT.

#19, quick read this......................

Fuck off

Now, take the tin-foil hat off and get off the computer before your Mommy comes home.

I never saw a hickey that looked like that. I think she cut herself shaving.

holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?

man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she's going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she's like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it's shitty

holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?

man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she's going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she's like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it's shitty

Scabbed injection sites from heroin usage. No hickey.

Actually...after smoking a baseball size rock of crack...Lovely Amy just kind of leaned over and fell onto the floor with the still sizzling pipe trapped under her neck burning it!

@19 - you really think so ?
I thought "mobile biometric identification of suspected individuals, including terrorists"
meant the Coast Guard is cleared for "water-boarding" for information too.

Hmm .... I doubt the Government would waste taxpayers dollars on mundane ideas would they ?

She looks like a raptor

I see that my last anti-Winehouse petition failed. Keeping count ... my eyes have spontaneously bled seven times now from her ugly mug on this website. Thanks Superficial ... you are keeping my ophthalmologist very wealthy.

why does she dress like that?
Is that the official crack whore uniform?

Everytime I see her I think, "she couldn't look any worse" but it's like, with every new picture, she looks UGLIER and UGLIER. Fucking shave! Fugly ass bitch.

Look at her ribs - the wastrel definitely has anorexia. Now, is it drug-related (crack, meth) or a true eating disorder? She is beginning to die. Anorexia is realtively common among American Jewish women - is it also true of English Jews?

She is disturbingly, gouge-my-eyes-out ugly.

Please no more posts, if we ignore her maybe she will go away (and overdose).

shouldn't she be back in jail by now? NO ONE has caught her with drugs???

drug-addled reptilian-vampiress, we kneel before thee, we sons and daughters of the superfish!

Even though she looks like a $10 crackho instead of the £10 million Grammy winner, she looks reasonably clean although her fingernails are absolutely filthy. Blake Incarcerated Fielder-of-Foolishness must have a single fang, because THAT AIN'T NO HICKEY.

5. surlywench - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM

Amy should be the poster child for every school's anti-drug program.

A-MEN! I work for an elementary school, I showed last week's visit to Winehouse's goddaughter's school to my friend's daughters, one of the kids (a 9 year old) said, "She's tweaking!" Sad.

If it weren't for her face.... *barfs*

Those are track marks.

Man, I hate to say this (well, maybe not) but she has got to be the FUGLIEST woman I have ever seen!!! No, I'm not a beauty queen either, but next to her I look like a goddess!

Not sure who would want to tap that, or why, but if I was a dude, I wouldn't f**k her with somebody else's dick!!! YUCK!!!!

Those are some really nice looking prison Tats

That's not a hickey, it's a small burn from touching a too hot curling iron to her neck. I do this all the time and not on purpose like her. Next time she should just turn on a vacuum with the round attachment and stick it to her neck, it would look a lot more natural.

DISGUSTING!!! Nice to know that nowadays anyone can make it . Even a crack whore who someone picked up off the streets one day. Unbelievable!!! What is has this country become?

That looks like a fuckin' vampire bite...,

This....................WEASEL?
Lives on cocaine, BET?

um...please don't posting shit on wino-she is fucking sick and no one cares about her.am i right?

I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.

I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.

hey number 34, what the hell kind of school do you teach at where a 9 year old knows what tweaking is? and why don't you try teaching your class, oh I dont know, math or english instead of showing them pictures of this strung out crack whore??

She's skanky alright, but you can't take it away from her that she's won Grammy's, and all the rest of her awards. She has an excellent voice and songs, something those Barbie Dolls (Simpson, Moore, Spears etc etc) don't have!!!! If you could give her talent to some talentless bimbo like Simpson you'd be on a winner....Who said winners don't do drugs ???.....WRONG!!

SORRY, superficial fans, what was i on calling Spears a barbie doll, she's more like an Action Man (That's G.I.Joe to all you Americans). Again SORRY!!!
Hey Mr. Super F how about a post of someone really hot for a change ??? Nicole Scherzinger, Amerie, Mila Kunis, Kim Karda....oh no wait, i think i'm still feeling the effects of this mornings rock. Sorry......

She is probably the most truly repulsive animal talk walk across any stage in half a century. And I'm including the circus. Jesus.

Please... make... it... stop...

No combination of drugs, alcohol, insanity, and Cialis could ever drive a normal man to touch that hideousity. That's right, she's so nasty, it merits creating a new word...

She has a Perry Farrell pose going on here

with her first pic I see the nice white powder in the nose!!!! wow----she gives ugly a whole new look!

does she ever take her 10 pound bun off her head???? I mean whatz up with that?...I can visualize her putting that mess on a styrofoam head at nite sitting high up on her dresser while she sleeps.

@50 - "hideousity." = GENIUS.

I'm actually just grateful she's not wearing those ballet slippers. But then again, those shoes PROBABLY have a false heel, or place in which she can transport drug into the prison for her precious blake.

She's not into spa and club, she's into drink and drug...

Could Amy get any scuzzier? Wait--don't answer that. Seriously, she's so dirty I just want to pour Vim all over her and scrub until a real human being immerges.

NASTY!!!!

In the first pic, she kinda looks like a dinosaur.

That means someone has impetigo of the mouth now. Eww. I can't believe people are still sticking up for this skank just because she sang a song. Why does this somehow make her a worthwhile person? Do you all feel this way about all drug addicts, or only the famous ones?

She is a he, gone she, and dats why IT so ugly. Why post such ugly during lunch. Puke Puke!

She looks like the baby from Eraserhead.

I love her music, but when I look at her, I think "scabies".

Dirty, itchy scabies.

She is too too nasty for words

Seriously, if you want to see how she really looks (before becoming completely fucked up) go to you tube and watch "fuck me pumps." While not gorgeous by any means, she certainly looks better than this.

Although I still see her and think, "Chandler Bing!!"

She and Pete Doherty need to get together and make some crack babies....

Looks like a track mark to me.
Maybe Amys been jugging...

I'm voting Jim Carrey to play Amy Winehouse in her boipic (after her inevitable death in 2010 at the age of 27), although it might be a stretch for him as he's never portrayed anyone so fucking wierd. Plus he'd have to lose 80 pounds.

hey number 34, what the hell kind of school do you teach at where a 9 year old knows what tweaking is? and why don't you try teaching your class, oh I dont know, math or english instead of showing them pictures of this strung out crack whore??

I should have been clearer, excuse me. BTW, the school is located in one of the toughest neighborhoods in my town. THAT'S how the kids know about tweaking, nodding and even selling bodies for drugs. Not every neighborhood is like Leave it To Beaver. A crackhouse is just 2 blocks from my job.

My friend is a drug therapist at my school. I visited her home, and showed her the aforementioned Winehouse video, that's when her kid made that statement. She was amazed that someone that rich could walk around in that condition.

I just hope she doesn't die, accidentally or intentionally. .....so her life is fucked up and so is a lot of ours' as well.....but at least she is a talented musician and has something to offer as opposed to all you worthless pieces of ratshit that are her detractors.

STeve- don't be angry with the poster of a gossip site! Be angry at the pervasive and stubborn durg demons that are lurking within Winehouse's brains! Those demons are now her Life Coaches!

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