Apr 30 2008Amy Winehouse: I gots me a hickey, I do, I do
Welcome to another exciting edition of "Amy Winehouse's Batshit Front Door Theater." In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it's a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning's visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment - until she passes out from infection.
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Reader Comments
1. The nose knows - April 30, 2008 4:06 PM
I hate to say this again and again but i bet that pussy stinks like maggots on road kill.
2. nini - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM
at least she change her shoes ....
3. Sophie - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM
Oh god I just threw up
I read #1 and threw up again
Oh the HORROR (or maybe WHORROR?)
4. bubba - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM
gross
5. surlywench - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM
Amy should be the poster child for every school's anti-drug program.
6. yo - April 30, 2008 4:09 PM
where the fuck are her parents in all of this? shes going to shrivel into nothing pretty soon
7. Cub - April 30, 2008 4:14 PM
---THE END IS NEAR! AMERICA (sadly) IS GOING DOWN FIRST!---
8. Mandy - April 30, 2008 4:15 PM
Does she not have a complete horse face? Ugh, if she ever does get sobre she is going to look back on these pictures and want to burn them all. She is such a disgrace! She's got all this money and can afford the best rehab treatement available, and she still screws up. I want her to get better but enough is enough. She's a ticking time-bomb! I don't think any guy would bang that!
9. http://www.funderoos.com - April 30, 2008 4:16 PM
um, is she growing a beard? i thought those were only trendy on guys this season...
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 30, 2008 4:18 PM
When Blake gets out of prison, she'll look like fucking Kim Kardashian to him.
11. g-man - April 30, 2008 4:20 PM
she is quite strikingly ugly
also blake must have the tightest mouth ever to give love bites of that nature
i think the attempted murder is a good idea, and should be carried out soon
12. FRIST!!! - April 30, 2008 4:31 PM
#9 I think that they call it mutton chops.
13. Ella - April 30, 2008 4:38 PM
My god... she looks fuckin' disgusting! I still can't believe show bad she's gotten since 2004 when she looks sane and beautiful... sad isn't it?
14. Deathrow - April 30, 2008 4:39 PM
She looks like a fuckin' dinosaur..
15. Ella - April 30, 2008 4:40 PM
*looked
16. nipolian - April 30, 2008 4:43 PM
She looks like she should be riding a horse next to Dr. Syn in "The Scarecrow From Romney Marsh".
17. Time To Die, Honey - April 30, 2008 4:44 PM
She is so disgusting. It's time for her to die already. Then maybe her life will have some value as a warning to others.
18. RICHIE - April 30, 2008 4:48 PM
YEA HOLY SHIT... THOSE EUROZ AND THEIR FEMALE FACIAL HAIR... REAL HOT AMY, TURNS OUT THAT ALL YOUR AGGRESSION IS CAUSED BY YOUR FLARING TESTOSTERONE CONTENT.
19. Texas Tranny - April 30, 2008 5:03 PM
#19, quick read this......................
Fuck off
Now, take the tin-foil hat off and get off the computer before your Mommy comes home.
20. aja - April 30, 2008 5:06 PM
I never saw a hickey that looked like that. I think she cut herself shaving.
21. Tbag - April 30, 2008 5:10 PM
holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?
man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she's going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she's like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it's shitty
22. Tbag - April 30, 2008 5:11 PM
holy jesus look at her legs.. how the hell does she even have the energy/muscle left to walk around at all?
man but I still love her even though she is a hot mess. I kind of want to save her. But yeah she's going to die pretty soon I would think. Cus she's like beyond rehab and she has no desire to get herself clean. it's shitty
23. Vince Lombardi - April 30, 2008 5:23 PM
Scabbed injection sites from heroin usage. No hickey.
24. NY Ted - April 30, 2008 5:27 PM
Actually...after smoking a baseball size rock of crack...Lovely Amy just kind of leaned over and fell onto the floor with the still sizzling pipe trapped under her neck burning it!
25. Harry Ballzack - April 30, 2008 5:27 PM
@19 - you really think so ?
I thought "mobile biometric identification of suspected individuals, including terrorists"
meant the Coast Guard is cleared for "water-boarding" for information too.
Hmm .... I doubt the Government would waste taxpayers dollars on mundane ideas would they ?
26. mmhmm - April 30, 2008 5:55 PM
She looks like a raptor
27. yuristache - April 30, 2008 6:15 PM
I see that my last anti-Winehouse petition failed. Keeping count ... my eyes have spontaneously bled seven times now from her ugly mug on this website. Thanks Superficial ... you are keeping my ophthalmologist very wealthy.
28. Quinn - April 30, 2008 6:16 PM
why does she dress like that?
Is that the official crack whore uniform?
29. Uglyass - April 30, 2008 6:19 PM
Everytime I see her I think, "she couldn't look any worse" but it's like, with every new picture, she looks UGLIER and UGLIER. Fucking shave! Fugly ass bitch.
30. Madman - April 30, 2008 6:27 PM
Look at her ribs - the wastrel definitely has anorexia. Now, is it drug-related (crack, meth) or a true eating disorder? She is beginning to die. Anorexia is realtively common among American Jewish women - is it also true of English Jews?
31. Plekanec - April 30, 2008 7:41 PM
She is disturbingly, gouge-my-eyes-out ugly.
Please no more posts, if we ignore her maybe she will go away (and overdose).
32. jane - April 30, 2008 7:42 PM
shouldn't she be back in jail by now? NO ONE has caught her with drugs???
33. bosendorfer - April 30, 2008 7:59 PM
drug-addled reptilian-vampiress, we kneel before thee, we sons and daughters of the superfish!
34. Crux the Magic Dragon - April 30, 2008 8:13 PM
Even though she looks like a $10 crackho instead of the £10 million Grammy winner, she looks reasonably clean although her fingernails are absolutely filthy. Blake Incarcerated Fielder-of-Foolishness must have a single fang, because THAT AIN'T NO HICKEY.
5. surlywench - April 30, 2008 4:08 PM
Amy should be the poster child for every school's anti-drug program.
A-MEN! I work for an elementary school, I showed last week's visit to Winehouse's goddaughter's school to my friend's daughters, one of the kids (a 9 year old) said, "She's tweaking!" Sad.
35. Snookums - April 30, 2008 8:23 PM
If it weren't for her face.... *barfs*
36. nothing - April 30, 2008 8:47 PM
Those are track marks.
37. Kathi - April 30, 2008 9:56 PM
Man, I hate to say this (well, maybe not) but she has got to be the FUGLIEST woman I have ever seen!!! No, I'm not a beauty queen either, but next to her I look like a goddess!
Not sure who would want to tap that, or why, but if I was a dude, I wouldn't f**k her with somebody else's dick!!! YUCK!!!!
38. Do_Freebird - April 30, 2008 10:14 PM
Those are some really nice looking prison Tats
39. Icky Hickey - April 30, 2008 10:34 PM
That's not a hickey, it's a small burn from touching a too hot curling iron to her neck. I do this all the time and not on purpose like her. Next time she should just turn on a vacuum with the round attachment and stick it to her neck, it would look a lot more natural.
40. Lady D - April 30, 2008 11:04 PM
DISGUSTING!!! Nice to know that nowadays anyone can make it . Even a crack whore who someone picked up off the streets one day. Unbelievable!!! What is has this country become?
41. Mousey Tongue - May 1, 2008 12:35 AM
That looks like a fuckin' vampire bite...,
42. gerard Vandenberg - May 1, 2008 1:14 AM
This....................WEASEL?
Lives on cocaine, BET?
43. jen - May 1, 2008 2:56 AM
um...please don't posting shit on wino-she is fucking sick and no one cares about her.am i right?
44. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 1, 2008 4:33 AM
I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.
45. Kim Lard-ass-ian - May 1, 2008 4:33 AM
I wanna know how she can walk around in such skimpy gear, its pretty chilly here in London! The sight of her makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.
Amy you are an embarrassment and disgrace to Britain, yourself and Jews.
If you are gonna be a druggie suicide, then do it privately. Like shes reading this.
46. blah blah - May 1, 2008 5:26 AM
hey number 34, what the hell kind of school do you teach at where a 9 year old knows what tweaking is? and why don't you try teaching your class, oh I dont know, math or english instead of showing them pictures of this strung out crack whore??
47. English Bob - May 1, 2008 6:07 AM
She's skanky alright, but you can't take it away from her that she's won Grammy's, and all the rest of her awards. She has an excellent voice and songs, something those Barbie Dolls (Simpson, Moore, Spears etc etc) don't have!!!! If you could give her talent to some talentless bimbo like Simpson you'd be on a winner....Who said winners don't do drugs ???.....WRONG!!
48. English Bob - May 1, 2008 6:12 AM
SORRY, superficial fans, what was i on calling Spears a barbie doll, she's more like an Action Man (That's G.I.Joe to all you Americans). Again SORRY!!!
Hey Mr. Super F how about a post of someone really hot for a change ??? Nicole Scherzinger, Amerie, Mila Kunis, Kim Karda....oh no wait, i think i'm still feeling the effects of this mornings rock. Sorry......
49. GalPal - May 1, 2008 8:53 AM
She is probably the most truly repulsive animal talk walk across any stage in half a century. And I'm including the circus. Jesus.
50. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 1, 2008 9:02 AM
Please... make... it... stop...
No combination of drugs, alcohol, insanity, and Cialis could ever drive a normal man to touch that hideousity. That's right, she's so nasty, it merits creating a new word...
51. SUN - May 1, 2008 9:58 AM
She has a Perry Farrell pose going on here
52. Im sick - May 1, 2008 10:08 AM
with her first pic I see the nice white powder in the nose!!!! wow----she gives ugly a whole new look!
53. lola - May 1, 2008 10:13 AM
does she ever take her 10 pound bun off her head???? I mean whatz up with that?...I can visualize her putting that mess on a styrofoam head at nite sitting high up on her dresser while she sleeps.
54. Chupacabra - May 1, 2008 11:16 AM
@50 - "hideousity." = GENIUS.
I'm actually just grateful she's not wearing those ballet slippers. But then again, those shoes PROBABLY have a false heel, or place in which she can transport drug into the prison for her precious blake.
She's not into spa and club, she's into drink and drug...
55. CindyM - May 1, 2008 11:34 AM
Could Amy get any scuzzier? Wait--don't answer that. Seriously, she's so dirty I just want to pour Vim all over her and scrub until a real human being immerges.
NASTY!!!!
56. Guest - May 1, 2008 11:54 AM
In the first pic, she kinda looks like a dinosaur.
57. Igottabemeeee - May 1, 2008 1:16 PM
That means someone has impetigo of the mouth now. Eww. I can't believe people are still sticking up for this skank just because she sang a song. Why does this somehow make her a worthwhile person? Do you all feel this way about all drug addicts, or only the famous ones?
58. Chef - May 1, 2008 1:47 PM
She is a he, gone she, and dats why IT so ugly. Why post such ugly during lunch. Puke Puke!
59. Mike - May 1, 2008 2:38 PM
She looks like the baby from Eraserhead.
60. PrehistoricGlamazonHuntress - May 1, 2008 3:34 PM
I love her music, but when I look at her, I think "scabies".
Dirty, itchy scabies.
61. lil leese - May 1, 2008 4:04 PM
She is too too nasty for words
62. twzzlrgirl - May 1, 2008 4:15 PM
Seriously, if you want to see how she really looks (before becoming completely fucked up) go to you tube and watch "fuck me pumps." While not gorgeous by any means, she certainly looks better than this.
Although I still see her and think, "Chandler Bing!!"
63. meesh - May 1, 2008 4:43 PM
She and Pete Doherty need to get together and make some crack babies....
64. HollyG - May 1, 2008 5:25 PM
Looks like a track mark to me.
Maybe Amys been jugging...
65. Leif Jones - May 1, 2008 8:20 PM
I'm voting Jim Carrey to play Amy Winehouse in her boipic (after her inevitable death in 2010 at the age of 27), although it might be a stretch for him as he's never portrayed anyone so fucking wierd. Plus he'd have to lose 80 pounds.
66. Crux the Magic Dragon - May 1, 2008 9:03 PM
hey number 34, what the hell kind of school do you teach at where a 9 year old knows what tweaking is? and why don't you try teaching your class, oh I dont know, math or english instead of showing them pictures of this strung out crack whore??
I should have been clearer, excuse me. BTW, the school is located in one of the toughest neighborhoods in my town. THAT'S how the kids know about tweaking, nodding and even selling bodies for drugs. Not every neighborhood is like Leave it To Beaver. A crackhouse is just 2 blocks from my job.
My friend is a drug therapist at my school. I visited her home, and showed her the aforementioned Winehouse video, that's when her kid made that statement. She was amazed that someone that rich could walk around in that condition.
67. STeve - May 1, 2008 10:15 PM
I just hope she doesn't die, accidentally or intentionally. .....so her life is fucked up and so is a lot of ours' as well.....but at least she is a talented musician and has something to offer as opposed to all you worthless pieces of ratshit that are her detractors.
68. Shocked - May 4, 2008 10:01 PM
STeve- don't be angry with the poster of a gossip site! Be angry at the pervasive and stubborn durg demons that are lurking within Winehouse's brains! Those demons are now her Life Coaches!