Apr 15 2008Amy Winehouse holding a baby?! Quick, call Batman!

What were that boy's parents thinking?

Oh god, she's teaching him already how to have shooters!

That's one classy dame.

She'd make a great mother. Or door stop.

Heck in California a kids birthday party is nothing unless there are booze. Seriously kids birthday parties are boring and we only go to make the parents and kids happy. So bring on the alcolhol!

first

CRISIS, HELP HIM FROM DEVIL

@5 If I did not serve beer at my kids birthday parties, then hardly anyone would show up!

Ten bucks says that kid tried sucking on the tit tattoos.

She needed a shot to quell the shakes, so really, she was being extremely responsible when you look at it the right way.

If you look at the kid it already looks like theres probably something wrong with him. But still, doesn't that bitch have facial scoliosis or whatever? That kids fucked.

Good for Amy. I saw her at MilionairePersonals sitte called ---------------------WealthyRomance.c om-------- --Is she divorced now?

Does the kid look happy with her? Yes. Fucked up people can make great parents, eventually, when they get their shit together a little. Because they try harder.

Imagine the mutually pained expressions if Jennifer Aniston held a baby.

Someone said that is a Wheat Grass Shot......roflmfao

Well, Amy would be a good mother and protect her child to the very death, if it ever came down to it and no doubt, her own child would certainly clean up her act. The baby is very cutie wootie, yesie wessie!

Randal

better her holding one then having one. She is one scary woman. Your baby has a better chance of being normal if it is abandoned after birth in a field in the Congo then coming out of this womans chocha and having her be responsible for it.

Awww...she looks so maternal..so natural...like a crack whore looking for a spot to ditch the baby.....

Whatever, maybe not. I'm just jealous because I don't have a shotglass in MY hand right about now!!

Stupid work..

My name is Pancho.
I work on a rancho.
I making ten dollars a day.
I go see Lucy
to get some pussy
She take my ten dollars away.

Epilogue:
Randal, you suck.

LOL that's a funny, unusual picture.

I normally want to give this filthly limey jewess shit, but these are nice pictures. I love pic 7 the best. Git sum little man!!

this was the 3rd take. On the 1st two attempts she cradled the shot glass and slammed the baby down on the counter. EMS finally rushed in when she asked for a boilermaker.

Small infants should not know what crack smells like. this one now does.

The baby got hungry and latched on, but quickly pulled away with a mouthful of soot, crack, and ashes.

He wanted his Mummy but had to settle for the walking dead.

#11" facial scoliosis" may be the funniest thing I've ever read on here. thanks.

It's like spinal bifida, only , you know, on your mug

My name Is Randal
I'm caught in a scandal
I don't know quite what to say
I got caught sucking
And sometimes fucking
Men for $3 a day.

She's nice and thin, so all the Kim-haters should be happy. This is their ideal. Enjoy.

At my birthday parties we play quarters. The kids have to drink apple juice and the adults drink beer for the quarters game!

I rule at Quarters..

Oh, c'mon! What's wrong with that image?
Maybe she has some bad habits, but it doesn't necessarily mean that some ways of life are incompatible with babies.
For instance, do you remember trainspotting? There was a baby in that movie, right?

Ehr... nevermind.

Re: Pic # 4

Amy: Oh you little cute sweety-pie...are you looking for that rock of crack that
Aunty Amy has hidden up her nose that she plans to smoke once she
puts your smelly little ass back into Mommies arms!

Baby: GaaGaa GooGoo, man are you fucking ugly!

#26

Here we go again with the exaggerations.

Amy is underweight and this is not healthy for any person.

Kim is overweight and this is not healthy for any person.

Being attractive means practicing a healthy life style by eating right and exercising.

Amy has it easier because all she needs to do is eat more.

Kim has it the toughest because she is use to eating and eating and eating and now she is getting fatter and fatter and fatter.

No, Amy's face is ugly, but her body is very close to what guys want, at least the ones who think Kim is fat. Hips should be slim and not stick out at all, and in general there should be a pencil-like thinness, like all the models. They call them "models" for a reason. Guys have been quite clear about this.

Hopefully that Red Rock she sweats out won't get on the kid.

Though the kid would probably love it.

As long as she doesn't show off her needle marks.........

This is one whore I wouldn't even pay for oral only.
Seriously, and I pay for all kinds of shit.

Oh yeah, that bitch is Incompatible with Life & Reality in general.

Before I forget, doesn't she have the same kind of body Ghandi did?

Hell, he is dead, and he still weighs more.

O' Dali Lama, your Tweaked Out love child is running loose......BIATCH!

Baby in Pic #4...

"My hand was just down the back of my diaper. This is what you smell like."

#32 Janice

SEE #31

I suspect you are fat like Kim and do not understand what an attractive fit body looks like.

Amy is underweight and is not considered a fit attractive body.

Kim is overweight and is not considered a fit attractive body either.

Go to your local gym and ask one of the male trainers to show you what a healthy and fit female body looks like.

#36 - "SEE #31" yeah, thanks, I was replying to 31, tard.

As you suggested, I asked a male trainer and he told me to go to The Superficial and look at the latest pictures of Madonna.

Please don't point me again to your favorite gay hangout.

@37-Madonna has manly arms yikes!

Take a look at Madonna's manly big biceps!

Women should looked toned but not manly.

Kim looks fat and soft and there is no body tone to her at all.

Kim's looks like she is already suffering from muscle atrophy!

I agree with you doc .

People may lose 20 to 40 percent of their muscle -- and, along with it, their strength -- as they age. Scientists have found that a major reason people lose muscle is because they stop doing everyday activities that use muscle power, not just because they grow older but because they are fat and lazy like Kim Kardaskank.

Scientists have also found that no one gives a fuck about their opinions.

Put more naked women pics up, you should call Richard Simmons if you want to work out.......

I wonder if her sweat has heroine in it.

Whatever happened with the "impetigo"? Not to mention the termite-mound attached to her scalp.

The kid's her designated driver.

or

"A Winehouse ate my baby."

I remember that poignant photo of a bloody child running down a dirt road in war torn Vietnam. That photo made it into the Smithsonian. Maybe this is the companion piece to that one.

did any notice that SCAB on her arm? oh my god, she is so sad

I love how we make a big deal about the alcohol but no one mentions the fresh track mark on her arm

I hope her impetigo is completely gone. That shit is crazy contagious!

What a ^%$&$%$ woman！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported her joined the rich woman seeking sugar babies site ''w e a l t h y l o v in g . c o m '' and she is mentioned to find her sugar boy there! the magazine foolx she?？？？？？？？？？？？or fools us。。。。。

What the hell is with the HAIR!??? It is hair, right? it's NOT a rats nest, is it!?? That is 1 fugly bitch!! What the hell was thst babys mother thinking?? I wouldn't let her hold a dog, let alone a baby!!

I just noticed....look @ the next to last pic.....does she have any pants on???? She looks nude from the waist down!!! A skirt, shorts, ANYTHING???

Not one of her brightest moments, holding a baby whilst taking a shot, but don't see the big ooweee.

The 'impetigo' was from her smoking that crack rock. Since realizing the crack was telling on her, she's now knocking back shots! Good healthy Amy! One habit at a time!

Hello to my favorite poet. I miss you often.

That poor child.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "SeekingRich.com" last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.You can contact her on that site.

Maybe Batman won't be too late this time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK2euQErUzI

Wow. Amy Winehouse is AWESOME.