Apr 25 2008Amy Winehouse arrested for Headbutt Fest '08, but not before visiting a nearby school whoa WHAT?!

Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday. For those of you who missed yesterday's post, Amy went on a drunk-as-shit headbutting bonanza. Which, if Amy didn't look like, well, Amy, would be the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life. The BBC reports:

"A 24-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of assault after attending a central London police station by appointment," said a Scotland Yard spokesman.
"She is currently in custody."
Winehouse arrived at 1710 BST, more than two hours after she had been expected to be at the police station, and did not speak as she entered the building.

What was Amy doing beforehand? Oh, I dunno, maybe visiting her goddaughter's school. Yeah, that's right, Amy Winehouse was near children! And, judging by these pics, those kids will sleep with a light on until they're 30. Also- wait, it looks like Snipes and I are getting a new cellmate. Amy Winehouse? What the double fuck? Aw man, Snipes ain't happy. He just looked her in the eye and said "I'm gonna punch yo' beehive." Help.


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NO WAY! I read about this 5 hours ago.........

Yo, Beotch. I WON a Grammy!!!!!

Christ, you can see her meatcurtain swaying in the breeze.....

Maybe she will finally be with Ray

She looks like she already died. What an absolutely hideous excuse for a human being.

fugliest bitch alive.

Rub rub rub one out
Rub rub rub one out

Again, what's with this Wesley Snipes talking like the Hulk in the third person? "Wesley like Amy. Amy bash things with head like Wesley. Wesley touch Amy hair. What? Amy no like touch? Amy make Wesley mad! Wesley smash!!!".

It's one thing to be superficial and make fun of a famous persons looks. But this is despicable. This is someone with a serious addiction and disease. She might die. It's like making fun of your mother with breast cancer. Or your grandfather with alzheimers. Or how about your father getting into a car wreck and being paralyzed.

Someone needs to call the ASPCA to put this bitch down. She is a danger to others, herself, and, most importantly, to the aesthetic goodness of mankind. She is the poster child for what the British call "anti-social behaviour". I don't really understand why she gets such star treatment with these multiple arrests/drug use and no jail time. She has one album and one really annoying song that kind of blows cock. I'm pretty sure most people can write a song that rhymes "Noooo" with "Gooo". Fucking twat.

It looks like they're filming an Aphex Twin video.

X, no one chooses to get breast cancer or Alzheimer's. She choose to be an addict. No one put the needle or pipe in her hand and forced her to use. I'm not saying she should be mocked ruthlessly, but she gets smallest amount of sympathy from me, if any at all. Everyone has hard times in their lives. Only a minority decide to wreck themselves and others with drugs and alcohol. It was her choice to be a degenerate, and she has to live with the consequences.

She'd be a dead ringer for a zombie extra in the next Romero flick! Perfect decaying skin, teeth, the whole package!

She's wearing jeans in one of the pictures and that skirt in all the others.

What is WRONG with her?!

#9 - Addiction is NOT a disease. Polio is a fucking disease. The "I've got a disease" nonsense is a load of bullshit designed to absolve an addict of personal responsibility. The only thing more pathetic than a drug addict is one who tries to blame his/her problem on anyone or anything other than themselves. I'd like to see Amy Winehouse visit your dying, cancer-stricken mother in hospital and tell her, "I understand how you feel because I've got a disease, too." Don't give us that shit. You choose to use every time.

Who's her stylist? Give him/her a raise so they'll be motivated to work harder.

Wow, these pics dont even look real, she's so shitty looking I dont think you could try to make a person look worse,
God imagine how BAD her cooch smells. Is there something in the water in the UK that make your teeth grow on 45 degree angles and split?

Those teeth need to be fixed. Pronto.

X-
Instead of the Superficial, why do you read the blog, "my life sucks and Im a big doucebag who takes everything too seriously"

Amy Winehouse is awesome to make fun of.... and thanks superficial, for making me LOL today!

HAHAHAHAHA, I am laughing on the inside of course. To LOL would be to let my bosses know how drunk I am at work today........

@11 Hecubus, You WIN Teh Internetz for the Aphex Twin reference-- LOLObscurity.

I was really hoping she'd pull out of this shit; I was just about certain she would. --Poof--.

I think pic #6 really shows off her stunning beauty.

she's the most disgusting woman ever, please put the heffer out of her misery, this whole display is an assault on my eyes.

X, since when has getting in a car accident and being paralyzed been considered a disease?? You're comparing apples to oranges. Everyone is right, she chooses to be that way every time she puts a chemical in her body, it's nobody's fault but her own.

Put Neve's tits on Amy and you've got FRIST.

Geez I hate watching someone slowly die...

WHAT an UGLY chick...but she can sing her ass off....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .............(INHALE)...............HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .........
I can't help but laugh at this butt ugly tranny every time I see his/her picture !!

Perfect proof that God has a sense of humor

Yes kiddies - She's the "Tooth Fairy" from the movie "Darkness Falls"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .............(INHALE)...............HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .........
I can't help but laugh at this butt ugly tranny every time I see his/her picture !!

Perfect proof that God has a sense of humor

Yes kiddies - She's the "Tooth Fairy" from the movie "Darkness Falls"

A perfect example of talent literally going to waste

#9. paralized people are fucking funny. Tell me you honestly don't laugh inside when you see steven hawking.

That main picture is cracking me up; she looks like a "special" person trying to get her groove on. Okay, that was mean; I'm a meanie, sorry. Don't even start with all the "don't make fun of special needs people" crap; refrickenlax.

I would pay a lot of money to see you keep up the Wesley Snipes thing for the next three years.

CHALLENGE!

Hard for me to fathom, no matter how nasty she looks, every time I have seen her pictures she has always had one thing over Britney Spears. (the "Got-Milk" sponsor) .... she has always worn a bra.
(Thank god for small favors. I don't think my eyes could take a full body onslaught of Amys Winehouse)

@31 No! Stephen Hawking is a God! Do not laugh at him. What is with you bastards this week? Most of the time your imagination is very entertaining but first the collies and now Stephen Hawking? Andrew Dice Clay much?

noooo ooooone knooooows hooooow harrrrrrrrrrrrrrd i am laughing at her signing an autograph with a french fry sticking out of her mouth right now.
fucking juggling sodas and ciggs, and doing a jig at that school.
holy shit she's bananas

for those of you who think addiction isn't a disease, I pray to God someone close to you either gets hooked on heroin and steals all your things and dies, or robs you at gunpoint for their next fix. I hope your children, should you ever have any, take your unsympathetic, callous demeanor as a sign you don't love them, and turn to drugs and die. Then you can spout off on how bad these people are. I pray to God this happens to you.

I bet she smells like Dirty Scalp and Cavity Creeps.

She looks more and more like Marilyn Manson's ugly, bucktoothed twin everyday.

How is it possible this woman is allowed to walk on the streets with normals? If anyone should be in jail for the safety of others --> BINGO! Ever heard of a redeeming feature, lady? Ick. Fun time's over; time to fall off the map.

37. sigh - April 25, 2008 3:36 PM

You wrote....""for those of you who think addiction isn't a disease, I pray to God someone close to you either gets hooked on heroin and steals all your things and dies, or robs you at gunpoint for their next fix. I hope your children, should you ever have any, take your unsympathetic, callous demeanor as a sign you don't love them, and turn to drugs and die. Then you can spout off on how bad these people are. I pray to God this happens to you.""
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Look, Sweetie, can I tell you something that pretty much everybody in the health industry knows??? Addiction was ONLY claimed to be a disease so companies insurance plans would pay for drug and alcohol rehab for company employees. Previously an employee was let go and if they couldn't aford rehab they just never came back. Since some companies wanted to keep these employees but didn't want to pay for rehab themselves they got the insurance companies to agree to class addiction as a disease. So it's a fake scam. A disease is something that through no fault of your own you come down with.....a drug habit is something you can cure by...oh I don't know....STOPPING putting the needle in your arm! Sympathy level for this chick? Zero!

I didnt know they were filming shaun of the dead 2

God, she REALLY needs to do something about that hair. She probably has a bird's nest in there and would never realize it...

she even walks like a zombie, too!

37, I would guess a lot of us here have addicts of one sort or another in our families, and we've witnessed and/or lived with those addictions and had our lives impacted by them, which just about guarantees we'll have little sympathy for addicts, especially if we've tried to help those addicts time and again, only to be treated like we're evil incarnate because we care and want them to live. Addicts choose to go down that path in the first place, and they know what the consequences of their actions will be. If you play with fire, you're going to get burned.

How can anyone say addiction is not a disease? That is plain stupidity. Disease is defined as any condition that causes pain, dysfunction, distress, social problems, and/or death to the person afflicted. I don't see any specification there that requires the individual is blameless. Claiming someone has a disease doesn't mean removing responsibility for his/her actions, it is a means of explaining his/her condition. Classifying addiction as a disease allows common treatment plans to be employed. Among these are numerous behavior therapies whereby the individual works to overcome the affliction, like many mental health diseases. There are contributing factors to many diseases, like the link between smoking and lung cancer, being overweight and type II diabetes, etc. Addiction is caused by factors outside of the person's control. The root of the drug using behavior is the disease, not vice versa. Does this eliminate the individual's responsibility for any number of bad decisions made while under the influence? NO! But an understanding of addiction as a disease does require some level of sympathy for individuals who suffer from it. Anyone who shouts so loudly that addicts are scum who don't deserve treatment should consider the probability that they have a family member or friend who is probably an addict. Would you wish death on these people? Unbelievable! Join us in the 21st century, please.
As to Amy, she is disgusting and appauling on so many levels. I could care less if she is ridiculed as an individual, but I think it is unnecessary to use one individual to make the point that addiction is an excuse for bad behavior.

#43-the hair's got nothing on that fucking grill. And then there's what I can only imagine to be an unholy stench wafting up from her nether regions.

This girl needs come Crest WhiteStrips...stat!

I bet flies just fucking drop out of the sky when they get a sniff of that breath! I think I saw a tooth ready to commit suicide when she opened her mouth!

I think I just figured out why everyone is so interested in the antics of Amy Wino: she perfectly fills the same role that chimps did on television in the `50s! She headbutts people, she bites people, and look at her smoking and drinking just like a real person!! LOL!! Aww, how cute...

BARF.

I don't even have words to describe my thoughts when I look at her. She is appalling on all levels.

What a sorry sight. I watched an old Jonathan Ross show when Frank her first album had just come out. She was quirky, funny, had curves in all the right places and legs to die for and looked healthy and happy. What a fucking waste of talent and skin but I am afraid she is too far gone to appreciate her amazing voice. I predict that in 3 years she will be gone, musically and literally.

Disease or not, I'm about to catch something just looking at this woman. Someone needs to throw a bag over Amy and lock her in a candybar/hamburger stocked cellar for three months. Then when she comes out she needs lots of Methadone and four years of twelve step. But in reality, we are all commenting on a dead woman.

She needs to check out soon. Disgrace. I wonder how long it has been since she has been eaten out. Why did I say that?

Poor Amy. She has beenruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. . I saw her at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.

What is up with all the righteous commentary? This is a gossip website, people. If you want intelligent discourse on addiction GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

So, what some of you are saying is: Malaria and being a crackwhore are the same thing?

Fucking A....I had no idea.

Oh and forever wrote the book about how they pray my children become druggies and die. Wow, you're the fucking epitome of humble. I guess my narcissism makes me a bad parent. If my annoying, half Jap brats ever come anywhere close to being like that crackwhore, I'll sell their asses to Brazil as "organ donors." Kids are easy buy or make, I don't want some crackwhore bringing home stds or stealing my widescreen....It cost more than her.

That was supposed to say "whoever," but I'm guilty of being a fat fingered fucktard.

Usually people look better when they smile. Not the case here!

pretty sad she's in as rough a shape as she is, yet she has more talent than 90% of popular music entertainers

addiction is a disease, I was born with a crackpipe in my mouth. It just grew there all by itself. At least that's what I TELL everybody.

Also, it's contagious. I create crack whores out of total strangers.

why did concentration camp showerheads have 12 holes?

because the jews had 10 fingers

Look, it's Keith Richards in drag!!!

She is HIDEOUS!! Her mouth looks like a freakin horse. UGH! YUK!

i cannot for the life of me understand how her physical constitution is strong enough to keep her alive while heath ledger is dead. like, cant fathom it.

Her teeth look rotten not to mention her face (skin). We won't have to wait long...she wil either self destruct or rot soon.

HEY #9:
My mom actually has cancer and for you to compare this crackhead piece of shit with someone who has cancer is ABSURD!!!

I hope you get hit by train. You are a fucing asshole. Pull your head out of your ass, dipshit.

Amy should give up on life.

Amy should give up on life.

Wow, these pics dont even look real, she's so shitty looking I dont think you could try to make a person look worse, Many freinds I met on a dating site called meetingwealthyDOTCOM thik so too. They are successful men and women. We usually talk together.

this bitch takes some seriously ugly pictures. it's really beyond words.

It seems to me to be a lame attempt to show she has some redeeming or influnetial qualities on the youth before she heads to the pokey. Throw away the key when you get her there! God forbid one of those children think it 's cool to be like her or want to be like her, just because she's famous. They have no idea the extent of all she's famous for. A long term in forced dry dock is needed, unfortunately it will only last as long as she's forcefully incapaciated. She's hopeless. What a waste. She's got to be near the top of the list on many dead pools. I hope the only influence she had on those childern was fear.

You' think by now that she's won five Grammy's she'd have enough money to finally get her teeth fixed or even just WHITENEND for good God's sake. Her freak me out. She looks decent when a professional does her up for an awards ceremony but when left to her own accord, she fails miserably on her own. Hire a stylist, personal dentist and person hair dresser. PLEASE!

“Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday.”

I want to see the guy she “assaulted”. How can a guy be assaulted by a women that’s clearly losing her fight with gravity? I mean I know British men are know for being weak, but come on you couldn’t fight off that?

is England full of spooks too?

Not funny any more. It looks like a devil is wearing her body.

Are we sure those 'chiclets' on the anorexic weren't wore by Jerry Lewis at an earlier time. I really should have went to dental school in the UK and became a specialist in Crack Addict Whitening and Whatever Else Needs To Be Done.

In the third picture to the right she looks like the salt-sucking monster from an old episode of Star Trek.....

Amy, please come to my office, i will fix you teeth free, or stop smiling!!!

amyyyy :( :(
please get better, i hate seeing you like this

Awwwww, she's doing the Funky Chicken for the kids.......

geez..shes worth 20 million..why cant she dress better and lay of the drugs..shes a real talent and u wouldnt know just by lookin at her

Good jesus she is the fugliest bitch alive. You'd think with all her money she could fix her teeth.

What's with all the lighters Amy? Cooking up a couple spoons tonight?

She was attending the school's anti-drug program. She's the "After".


This chick is one fugly bitch !!! Look at her teeth !! Kiddies, this is what is called a drunken-coke fiend/meth hound. Who the fuck gave her a record deal???? She sucks ass !!!!!!!!!! we're looking at another Anna Nicole. Not that it really matters much.

See what only eating mc.Donalds does to you...oh and all the drugs but mostly the mickey D's...for shizzle

Oh baby you look so good! Those tracks on your arms and legs just get me all hot and bothered. You look like you could put a melon in your mouth, only your teeth might get in the way. I also have to say darling that those acidic rinsed bulimia teeth are wonderful. Too bad they would probably just instantly dissolve if you rinsed with listerine. Then again, here comes the melon. And the way you suck on that french fry, oh, just reminds me of lil' Pete. I just go crazy for a girl who does the chicken walk when they walk. Just stop, I'm going...to...blow...a load...in...my, shit! Now I gotta go wash my keyboard.

Slut.

Someone call MJ, one of the Thriller dancers is on the promo circuit.

HOLY S**T, ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD!!! DAMN, WHAT A UGLY FRIGGIN BITCH!!! GET THAT LADY A COFFIN ASAP, SHE NEEDS IT!!!

This is a gossip website, people. You also can view more at BlackWhiteKiss . c o M -- for all men to meet single black and white single men who are looking for lovers .. . If you want intelligent discourse on addiction GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

I bet Mickey Rourke thanks God every day there is someone more f'ed up looking than him.

One might be genetically predisposed to developing an addiction to a specific substance, but starting to use drugs is not something one is genetically compelled to.

Amy made one of the stupidest moves when she started using drugs.

Trainwreck! Don't want to look...know I shouldn't...not dignified...can't help it...OMG...I'm blind...shouldn't have looked....give me another chance and I'll never bite at AW bait again...PROMISE!!

Amy Winehouse severely grosses me out, the pick mark on her cheek is so hilarioius, and typical of her not to mention her music sucks. really....she should give up and od. i think we'd all be alot better off rather than continuing to see her ugly face.

ALL DRUGGIES SHOULD FUCKING DROP DEAD AND OVERDOSE. END OF STORY.

yeah even the druggies that get into car accidents and other illness or accidents so that they get prescribed shit from there doctors and get hooked on them cause they deserve do die right will...fuckin retard its more like all losers that have no life should drop dead

Rumor has it Del Torro is casting her in the Hobbit movie as a troll. She will be eating goats and little boys who pass by the old mossy bridge she lives under. Utterly frightening.

Cardinal Ximenez (# 98), where did you hear the troll bit? I heard she was playing Gollum.

She's so effing gross she makes Sandra Oh almost seem gorgeo...nah.

one word revolting .............

addiction is just another word for...

...didn't see that coming

...nothing left to say

...there but for the gra... [what?]

...hold those knees together b*tch : )

lol guys : )

trust everyone's enjoying the break : )

Ummmm I wanna lick amys aszhole!

She really scares the fuck out of me. #82 LOL

Are you sure this is "BREAKING" news?

It is interesting to read the comments regarding mental illness above. The stigma and prejudice which surrounds people afflicted with mental illness makes their recovery all the more difficult. Medical research is showing increasingly that mental illness has a biological basis, as much as disease in any other part of the body. What is really sickening is that the deterioration of Amy Winehouse is treated as a media spectacle, and those watching then stand in judgement of her. In the pictures she looks like a lost soul. To those who make fun of her and denigrate her, I hope that you nor your loved ones are never afflicted with mental illness. Perhaps some people need to learn compassion. Would you make fun of someone with cancer? Then why make fun of a person who has an illness of the mind?

Why, 107? Because this is a celebrity gossip website. Not a support group for the mentally ill. Was that really so hard to figure out?

I doubt she has a mental illness. I'm pretty sure she is addicted to crack.

Oh, and pretty sure she is going to die.

C'mon u bunch of ass holes !

ADDICTION IS CERTAINLY NOT A DISEASE.
ONLY COWARD FUCKHEADS GET ADDICTED AND SINCE THEY LACK DETERMINATION THEY CAN'T COME OFF IT !!!
FUCK THIS FUCKING ADDICTED BITCH! SHE SNORTS HEROIN EVERY DAY AND U STUPID ASSES CLAIM SHE IS SICK CAUSE THIS IS A DISEASE !!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How is it possible that she looks decent or even pretty in pic 4+5, then in pic 6 she looks like the devil himself?

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