Mar 21 2008Winona 'Klepty McStealcrap' Ryder strikes again!

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Betcha some of my missing eggs were in that fuckin' purse, too.

I hate it when stuff that doesn't belong to me falls into my purse! Poor Winona...

Is it just me or this site pretty much always screwed up of late: Pages load like crap...Posts of our host's disappear or load up out of sync from previous occasions...Jesus: This site is like Amy Winehouse's face!

She crazy. That's what happens when you sleep with every member of Wilco.

this girl she is with looks like a really ugly katie holmes

Looks to me like she should have swiped some nose cream.

Bearlystern,
It is not just you. This is the slowest site of any I visit. I hate it, but I'm so hooked on this community, that I can't avoid it. I'm growing to hate the Fish. I would prefer the pictures be posted without his commentary. I give him a D- for creativity these days. Now I'm going to go get drunk and smash the empty beer cans on my abs of steel.

Ted, that was freaking genius. I too tire of the beer and abs bullshit. The guy probably isn't old enough to drink and has never seen a strip club in his life.

#8 - Come on......Klepty McStealcrap.........That's comedy gold, Jerry, gold!!!!

Fish......you really do need to sober up and get a service call in for your server.

Ted from LA, when was the last time the Fish wrote about his abs. You bring that shit up all the time. What do you do for a living? This dude gets paid to trash celebrities all day and write hilarious shit while you sit in your lame office job trying to pass yourself off as "in the know" because you're from LA. Your weak name says it all, man. You and Will should get together and host a popular site on a daily basis. But you can't because you haven't made a remotely funny comment once since posting on here. Give it a rest. The Fish rules. That's why there's a community here.

Winona Ryder's vagina is the rock and roll hall of fame.

Alright guys, stop fighting and check out this short clip called "Paris Hilton and her va-jay-jay" which will start your weekend off right:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdhwA82ilAw&NR=1

Frigging HILARIOUS! Skittles and Vodka!

WInona stole my huge pee pee and stuck it in her box once. She tried to keep it, but I had to reclaim it. The we killed some Heathers.

@11 Yeah, what you said.

The Superficial writer isn't the funniest guy in the world, but he's definitely gotten quite a few good laughs out of me. That's why I'm here, and that's why I'll continue to come here.

Tip for people who are tired of him:

Now, this doesn't work for everyone. Results may vary.
Every once in a while I will come across a site that I don't like. I read what the webmaster has to say, and I'm like "dude, you're a fucking idiot". I rant and rave to all my friends(who I'm cooler than) to make sure they know how stupid this guy is. I also post condescending comments about him on his own site to make sure he knows he's an idiot. When I finally realize nothing's going to change, even though his most important reader(me) dislikes his way of putting things.. I STOP GOING TO HIS FUCKING SITE. Guess what! No one's forcing you to be here, and there are a million other celebrity gossip/gadget/movie sites out there.

Ok, it's time for my nap now. I'm getting cranky.

@6, I agree. The people she's with look like bad Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes impersonators. And Winona Ryder looks like Gollum. A happy little Gollum who likes to steal.

What's wrong with her wrist in pic 1? That ain't normal. Look at the little troll in the last picture standing on his tippy toes for the picture. Aww, what a fag!

WOW, congratulations! The photographer has caught Winona Ryder at the elusive transitional moment between hot young thing and dried out old bat! It's amazing, you can still see some of the young hot Winona in photos 2 and 3, but 1 and 4 show the future "chicken jerky" version of Winona whose movie roles will be limited to chain smoking career diner waitresses and washed up old strippers.

God, that's so hot. I bet she's the kind of girl who'd screw in the changing room.

#11,
Fish,
If you're going to address me, I prefer you do so in your witty commentaries. It's bad form to post under an alias when you run the site (and I use the word "run" lightly). You want to know what I do for a living? I sell DVDs and videos for Abs of Steel. I also own a bar where we eat cake made out of whiskey on Friday nights.

The chicklet with her is Ginnifer Goodwin, only the guy knows who he is.

WTF happened to her face?!! She used to be so adorable. Now she looks like Audrey Hepburns corpse.

She's so talented and beautiful. I'd like to see her in movies again. So why doesn't she get help for her kleptoness. It's obviously a sign of a bigger emotional problem. A feeling of emptiness is a big trigger.

Compliments of Dr. H. Queen, Psychiatrics.

Johnny Depp was in love with that?

wow, she does look like she's aging. I just don't understand why she would risk getting caught shoplifting, considering all the shit that happeneda few years ago.

wow, she does look like she's aging. I just don't understand why she would risk getting caught shoplifting, considering all the shit that happened a few years ago.

Aging is so scary. I literally thought this was Liza Minelli or somebody.

This site is no where near as slow and bad as fucking Bossip. Bossip sucks more for slowness and freezing your frigging PC than any other site on the net.

winona, you can steal my heart and my dick. i love you.

Can she steal her career mojo back? Probably not. Hmmm but she could steal a starbucks green tea frap for me.

Considering that she's pushing forty, she looks pretty dang good. Wear sunscreen, kids!

These pictures remind me ........ I need to go feed my horses

What is wrong with her? She has the freaking money to pay for this stuff she steals or I would think she does, unless she has recently went bankrupt and no one knows. What she needs to do, is start back actually making movies, since by profession she is an actress. However, nowadays, you can be a Hollywood has been or of made 2 movies or something (not talking specifically about WR) and say you are an actress and then continue to do absolutley nothing, but yet people still consider you an actress. Don't you have to act before you can be an actress...I guess she is taking her acts to stores, her new shoplifting act is entertaining I guess she thinks that more than makes up for a good movie...Who can blame her though, she has to catch up with the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lohan in the tabloids, they can't upstage WR...

The guy in the last picture is Blake Sennett from the band Rilo Kiley. I'm pretty sure they're engaged now...?

the guy in the last picture is blake soper/sennett. he's currently in rilo kiley, but i know him from salute your shorts (pinsky) and boy meets world (joey the rat). i love him. hahaha :)

#34 is right.

Blake Sennett AKA Ronnie Pinsky.

Wow! It appears as though she's shoplifted some plastic surgery, too! She is unrecognizable. Certainly an eye job, and maybe a face lift too?

She's so talented and beautiful. I'd like to see her in movies again. It is sais she is dating a young millionaire on a dating site called meetingwealthy. Her sexy photos and profile arefound there.

the chick in the picture with wino is on that HBO show Big Love, Margie i believe is her character.

Gosh, I used to think she was so beautiful, now she just grosses me out. And nice granny hands, Winona; stop smoking already.

excuse us...

can we get back on subject here... ?

can someone tell that girl to eat something

sometime soon...

[what? we didnt say anything...]

Wow I seriously looked at that first pic for like 2 minutes and still am not totally convinced its her. She doesn't look bad, just doesn't look like Winona

#6 "this girl looks like a really ugly Katie Holmes" LOL, aside from the fact that they look nothing alike at all this "girl" has been acting since Katie Holmes was 2 and is a far more acomplished actress

I don't know if it's the makeup, the hair, the lighting, or the fact that she's looking particularly thin, but her face just looks different to me. It still looks like Winona, but her nose looks longer and bonier, if that makes sense.
It's not really an improvement. But, she's still pretty.

And, she's 36, so I wouldn't exactly say she's "pushing 40" just yet, lol!
At least, that's not how I will refer to myself when I'm 36... it'll be "mid-30's". :)

the superficial writer is is funny as shit, fat with talent i say.

i haven't noticed the page loading slowly at all, in fact it's better than it ever has been.

i love you superficial writer person or persons. will you ever give us your true identity?

I love the Superficial writer. He makes me laugh my ass off. It's actually the only exercise I get. Don't take that away from me, man...

Wouldn't it be crazy if someone somehow planted that shit on her, and she is 100% serious about not knowing how it happened? Or maybe she's just been hitting the pipa like Fergie, staying up for two weeks at a time, and mythical turdstool fairies came down to her from the 12th inner planet and told her to take the make up.

Oh my god I just figured it out, Susan Surrandon planted that make up on her. I guess Winona didn't pleasure her orally enough during the filming of "Little Women",

wow- she looks batshit crazy. Can we all agree that being a celebrity really fucks a person up?

Man she's really starting to age...I think she's pretty still, but she just looks different....I wonder if she's hard work done or something =/

Uhh...What's up with the Doctor Spock ears...?

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Another sad reminder of the short shelf-life of the average woman. 36 and you're done? That sucks. It's happening to Katie Holmes already and she's what, 27?

We need more Linda Fiorentinos and Jill Hennesys. Or whatever it is they have distributed into the gene pool.

#42: Maybe if you hadn't edited #6's comment, you wouldn't have misread it.

Is that a male, female, or what she's next to?

Is that a male, female, or what she's next to?
By the way, i recently signed up on S e e k i n g T a l l . c o m in hope to meet friends or more on Internet. Is it easy? you may want to talk to me under the name cathywoo there...

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Jeez, she's getting jewey-looking with age. As Jews tend to.

I love her sweet smile .I saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is she really fall in bad ill?

Cyclops, in Germany a lot of natural blondes dye their hair brown or black... because so many people have blond hair over there. What is rare is valued more. You totally overlooked this point in your blog.
Wynona made a poor choice of dress (this burgundy color on her very pale skin is terrible) , the black eye shadow make her look bruised and tired, she has too much mascara (you can count the eyelash packets), the red lipstick makes too much contrast, and her hairdo is extremely unflattering.

Yeah geez, gotta say she is not aging well. Maybe work done? I dunno--the petite/pixie thing worked for her when she was younger. Now she just looks mad crazy. That short hair + big freaky red lips=yuck. The look in her eye ain't helpin' either. She's not even that old! WTF? Hahahah, crazy biatch. Last spring her and her dad did this big interview for Vogue {I'm a chick, okay?} and they were all "that was a set up, she would never shop lift" blah blah blah. No mea culpa at all. Just a huge sense of entitlement. Natalie Portman, are you listening!?!?!

Bearlystern and Ted from LA...I have a good computer and good Internet access, I never have any problem with this site.

Victims of childhood sexual abuse often become shoplifters (and worse) in adult life, if not treated for their trauma... hope that's not what's going on with her, but it might be.