Mar 26 2008Tom Cruise and Hillary Clinton talk sexy to each other
I don't really follow politics after I lost the election in '04. Or at least my evil twin did. Anyway, a bunch of readers sent me this video which is a play on the Hillary Clinton 3 A.M. phone call ads by way of Rain Man. Apparently she's talking to Tom Cruise and these two are getting freak-kay. This video is pretty NSFW because of the potty talk and Tom Cruise's detailing of the things he'll do to Hillary that would make David Beckham kick a soccer ball over the moon in a fit of joy.
Thanks to boombawx who I would totally hold over my head outside my true love's window - but mostly to blare Quiet Riot until she gives me back my Gameboy.
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Reader Comments
1. Mo - March 26, 2008 11:29 AM
What the SHIT is this?
I'm not sure on who's behalf I feel more disgusted. I have to vomit. Ew.
2. Jimbo - March 26, 2008 11:30 AM
That is gross.
3. yourneighbour - March 26, 2008 11:30 AM
Bejesus...
4. Molly - March 26, 2008 11:40 AM
Oh wow, this is pretty funny.
5. Rob - March 26, 2008 11:43 AM
This was not post worthy. Must be a slow day.
6. spindoc - March 26, 2008 11:52 AM
Another funny Hillary vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc
7. nipolian - March 26, 2008 12:08 PM
This post makes me wonder how Simona Fusco Stratten is doing in Hawaii today.
8. sushified - March 26, 2008 12:34 PM
One of the funniest movies Ive ever seen...Why wont they just let him fly the plane? =) good shit.
9. RENEE - March 26, 2008 12:47 PM
meh, that was kinda lame. Only the end was kinda funny, but still not worth sitting thru the rest to see.
10. Mississippi - March 26, 2008 1:20 PM
most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time! haha
11. tizzle - March 26, 2008 2:46 PM
madd funny
12. Oprah's gorilla Butthole - March 26, 2008 2:55 PM
Funny, but dragged on too long.
13. Headah - March 26, 2008 3:56 PM
nice dane cook reference
14. Colin - March 26, 2008 3:57 PM
OK, this is obviously fake...why the hell would you even post this?
15. kati - March 26, 2008 6:05 PM
hahahaha of course it's fake, that's the point....i thought it was hilarious, props
16. sandy - March 27, 2008 6:17 PM
Is that Demetri Martin's voice?