Mar 18 2008Tara Reid wears bikini, blindess doesn't ensue(?!)

Maybe my brain is permanently damaged from the Amy Winehouse post or I'm still drunk from ~~lunch~~ yesterday, but these pics of Tara Reid in Mexico are surprisingly not bad. I see she received the sheet I mailed her to cover up those trouble spots. Read: her ass and stomach. I also sent Tara a paper bag to cover her face but I don't see it. She probably tried to fill it with booze only to realize, like so many of us have, that grocery bags make shitty cups. For the record, I'm not making a joke about Tara Reid's debilitating drinking problem. I'm making a joke about Tara Reid being a colossal idiot - who loves Big Gulps full of gin.

Photos: Flynet

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Reader Comments

1. JagedNS - March 18, 2008 5:34 PM

I want to get drunk now

2. Auntie Kryst - March 18, 2008 5:35 PM

There's my favorite drinking buddy! That bottle of Fiji water is really McCormick's. Tara thinks smooth gin is for wusses.

3. Sheva - March 18, 2008 5:37 PM

Was just watching American Pie clip on cable in HD on the big screen. She was cute before she butchered herself with those melon bags.

That and her drunken stumble for years.

4. roastbeef - March 18, 2008 5:37 PM

that big fat sunburnt guy behind her is dead sexy

5. Sig - March 18, 2008 5:39 PM

It's the right move but geez that's sad.

Now we need to get Scary Spice to wear a dumpster and Amy Winehouse to squeeze into a toilet.

6. Jimboooo! - March 18, 2008 5:49 PM

From the waist up, I would.
From the waist down, I probably still would.
Beggars can't be choosers, as my mom would say.

I have to go. My Mom just called me upstairs for dinner.

7. eXtasyStef - March 18, 2008 5:52 PM

Hide the Body by Dr. Frankenstein and she actually looks okay. It also helps that she's not bent over a toilet.

8. Veroonica - March 18, 2008 5:59 PM

Good job Tara. Not only is father time kicking the shit out of you, but you take your break from the bout by frying the shit out of that white skin! Not aging well. Face is already sagging and ugh, that posture!

She's needs to find a rich drunk guy, get married, pop out a few fetal alchohol ankle biters, and retire.

9. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 18, 2008 6:02 PM

the most impressing part of this story is that Tara was actually smart/sober enough to cover that monstrosity up before going outdoors.

10. Sidney - March 18, 2008 6:06 PM

I think she needs to get a one piece swim suit and then she does not have to wear the ridiculous scarf at the pool.

11. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 6:11 PM

I'd do her if I could choke her with that scarf. I think she'd like that sort of thing. Most girls I've tried it on didn't complain. And if they do, I just tighten it a little...hahaha.

12. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 6:13 PM

@11 you so funny troll. I think it is time for you to take your nap. night night..

13. Juaqin Ingles - March 18, 2008 6:15 PM

#5, It is kinda sad you're right... but I'm hoping this becomes fashionable, cause damn... look what hangs around pools these days. Case in point: guy behind her.

14. Binky - March 18, 2008 6:51 PM

Binky: R I P Arthur C. Clarke. But don't worry - your ghost will live on.
Cliff Notes : Especially during a 'Tara Reid' bender.
And Bink - just checked the last Scary Spice bikini thread and someone was chatting up Knee Ya Ha Ha. Wonder if he got lucky ? Someone else wanted to stick something up your ass.
Binky: Personally I'm happy with the 2-ply from Costco. 48-pack.

15. YesAndNo - March 18, 2008 6:55 PM

Why is this girl on perma-vacation??

16. Knee Ya Ha Ha - March 18, 2008 7:16 PM

Actually Cliff #14 - it was two Scary Spice bikini threads ago.
(This is looking a lot like 'Shark week')
And by the way I didn't even bother talking to 'me' on that thread.
I viewed it in the context of Freudian 'Id' and 'Ego' and figured it would be a lot like wacking off.

17. Randal - March 18, 2008 7:38 PM

Trouble spots? Tara has no trouble spots, she looks great in what she's wearing and wears it well too!

You're looking great Tara! My thoughts I send to you.

Luv ya,

Randal

18. What the Gulp? - March 18, 2008 8:14 PM

"blindess?"

Nise speling ewe gots their.

19. Dan - March 18, 2008 8:14 PM

She almost looks classy if it weren't for the dumb baseball cap.

20. 1 MILF Hunter - March 18, 2008 8:50 PM

Without that scarf, that nasty looking, wrinkled abdomen would be exposed and little kids would go screaming for their mothers. The last thing we need a glipse at is her American Pie.

21. Cooter - March 18, 2008 9:04 PM

who the fuck wears a sheet? in Mexico! I went to Cancun and my skin peeled worse than Amy Winehouse's after sunburn. Shit is hot, and this bitch wants to wear extra clothing? She needs a voice modifier to cover up her trailer park raspy voice. Not sexy.

22. Cooter - March 18, 2008 9:13 PM

Actually, let me edit my above post. I'm not even mad. And yes #3, she was pretty good looking in the American Pie movies. But lately...no wonder she's not in movies anymore. So no, I won't be mad about the sheet. But she's gotten pretty desperate to hide that Oprah Winfrey body from the public.

23. Jakey - March 18, 2008 9:25 PM

I can't believe she got all the way through buying this, putting it on, and going outside without remembering that one-piece bathing suits exist.

24. Jen - March 18, 2008 9:58 PM

Blonde women are so fake and so ugly. That Ashley chick above is really hot. Enough with the trampy blondes!

25. jeff - March 18, 2008 11:22 PM

Tara looks beautiful. I love her. Is she single now? I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c o m" last week. Just curious.

26. Famous Plastic - March 19, 2008 12:41 AM

She looks like Paris Hiltons mom...yikes...

27. whatever - March 19, 2008 9:04 AM

I'm blind! I'M BLIND! FUCK YOU FISH!

28. Mark - March 19, 2008 9:20 AM

Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on "SeekingRich.com".On "SeekingRich.com",there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that website,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the website.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

29. Grunion - March 19, 2008 10:03 AM

How bad of a pap do you have to be to be given the Tara Reid assingment ?

Fuck me, time to quit, hang up the camera and go back to school man.

30. T. Reid - March 19, 2008 10:31 AM

I would still hit that over and over and over ....

31. Bemused - March 19, 2008 10:52 AM

Dear Tara: Unlike all these snarky posters who live in their mom's basement and claim you're 'ugly' I think you're gorgeous--I particularly like your husky voice--and would be happy to invite you for the weekend to my summer place, if you're interested. Or if you're worried about too much sun there's always my little retreat on the Maine coast. We call it 'the cottage.'

32. Craving Chocolate - March 19, 2008 10:55 AM

Is she too stupid to just buy a one piece? I guess the answer's an obvious hell yes.

33. Big Daddy - March 19, 2008 10:59 AM

I'd hit that

34. @28 - March 19, 2008 11:00 AM

she no want to find new friend. she want find decent plastic surgeon won't make face and body look like sewn together by helen keller.

P.S. Only friend I want is the Isreali. They the only one's nice enough to keep chucking bombs into that useless strip of yours.

35. FCS - March 19, 2008 12:47 PM

It's nice when they bring the retarded people out for some sun. As long as it's not my pool.

36. jenny - March 19, 2008 1:06 PM

there is a typo in the headline: BlindNESS not BlindESS.

37. har.de.har.har - March 19, 2008 2:04 PM

In the first pic that's a mirror behind her...

38. peeps - March 19, 2008 2:26 PM

I think this is her "creative" (mentally retarded) way of covering up the results of her lastest visit to the plastic surgeon's (guy with a straw and a dirty army knife) office (a pinto in the parking lot of the local piggliy wiggly).

Remember her stomach, twell that's what the thighs look like. Thank the lord for her hideous fashion contraption folks, because it fucking hurts when your eyes bleed and you throw up for 50 days straight.

39. IKE - March 19, 2008 2:27 PM

Honestly....she should wear more clothes. Consistently.

40. Anonymous - March 19, 2008 4:02 PM

FAIL

41. Juaqin Ingles - March 19, 2008 7:55 PM

How did the deflated balloon gut happen anyway? Did she shoot out a secret kid or something?

42. kevin - March 20, 2008 5:32 AM

I wonder why she doesn't get any surgery for her deflated belly? hiding it is certainly not the SOLUTION !!!!!!

43. Kost2Kost - March 20, 2008 4:12 PM

Ok what is up with this girl. She used to look good but now.....I dont know

44. Jo - March 22, 2008 7:35 PM

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45. Jo - March 22, 2008 7:35 PM

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46. Mark - March 24, 2008 7:47 AM

So sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is really fall in love with a young sexy bpy?

47. Mobby - March 25, 2008 8:49 PM

omg....
tan man boobies FTW

48. Mobby - March 25, 2008 8:57 PM

@ 42

ok ok you said hinding it is not the solution but these are her option:

1.surgery - on this one people moan it's fake/ paparazzi will follow her
2.hiding - on this one some people doesnt like it / paparazzi will still follow her

all in all not much option isnt it?

option 3: make house with walls 30 feet above the ground with security cam 24/7 and if the security cam detected camera flash it will shoot bullets that way

pew pew pew

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51. tim - April 13, 2008 2:48 AM

Tara reid is SO SO hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

52. tim - April 13, 2008 2:48 AM

Tara reid is SO SO hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

53. tim - April 13, 2008 2:49 AM

Tara reid is SO SO hott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

54. tim - April 13, 2008 2:49 AM