Mar 31 2008Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy
I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I'm not going to get into specifics but, it's because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She's looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA over the weekend. Maybe Sophie was on a year long drinking binge while she was with Benji, I dunno. But if she ever wants to fall off the wagon, holla at your boy. I'll bring the homemade booze. What's your preference, baby? Pine-Sol Colada or Lemon Fresh Pledge with Streak-Free Shine-arita?
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1. adeliza - March 31, 2008 12:59 PM
GET A TAN!!!
2. Orange - March 31, 2008 12:59 PM
She is a sexy SOB. Waaay hotter than that fat Kim hooch.
3. nahh - March 31, 2008 1:00 PM
Hot this? No thank you. You really need to refine your taste and rise your standards a little Superfish. If you want HOT, scroll down to look at Kim motherfuckinghot Kardashian, but this average albino hot? nahhh
4. Pixie - March 31, 2008 1:04 PM
She looks like she's just wearing a big shirt with high heels. It's easy to look like you have really long legs when you're not wearing pants lol
5. haha - March 31, 2008 1:05 PM
#2 is just another average white blonde and blue eyed north american chick that looks like every chick you can see everywhere in North America. Jealous of the insanely hot and insanely beautiful curvy exotic dark beauty Kim Kardashian she knows is the hottest thing and who she could never look like. She feels like this blonde average chick is not threatening to her, yet the goddess of hotness and perfection Kim Kardashianwho is the total opposite of her and really threatening to her because she knows her man would drop her in a heartbeat for a hot curvy exotic chick like that.
6. Mike Oxbhig - March 31, 2008 1:05 PM
WOW...quite possibly the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!
Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.
7. Mike Oxbhig - March 31, 2008 1:05 PM
WOW...quite possible the most beautiful girl in the world. UNBELIEVABLE!
Hope she doesnt switch teams and start fucking black dudes.
8. Bigheadmike - March 31, 2008 1:06 PM
There is nothing wrong with that. And Kim K is not that great......
I think your mom would be better.
9. Trover - March 31, 2008 1:07 PM
OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!
Just not at all interesting. C'mon Fish, give us smeone worth paying attention to. You Suck.
10. Pixie - March 31, 2008 1:07 PM
I think Kim has a pretty face, but her body is fake and pretty fat. (maybe she just looks fat because they are photos/TV) Anyhow, everyone has their own tastes. Some people like flat, pasty blonde boring girls & some like fat, hairy swarthy girls like Kim. All I know is that us red heads rule ALL! =^)
11. MassGrrl - March 31, 2008 1:09 PM
Nice legs, but that's not a dress. It's a shirt.
12. fygu - March 31, 2008 1:10 PM
She is really pretty and yes I like blonds with blue eyes and I am blond with blue eyes. So what? Kim K is very beautiful with make-up but the pics I've seen where she isn't wearing any were not flattering. She looked like a completely different person and much more average--at best.
13. ph7 - March 31, 2008 1:17 PM
Breast Augmentation = Medicine's greatest gift to mankind.
14. Orange - March 31, 2008 1:23 PM
@ 5....too bad I'm a dude. And if I wanted overweight hairy chicks I would visit your mother before Kim K any day. What you call curvy, I call fat. If Kim and Sophie (or Simona Fusca for that matter) both had a clean bill of health their whole lives, non smoking and not genetically predisposed to various diseases, who do you think would live longer, the overweight Kim? Or the obviously health conscious, slim woman that goes to the gym? It's called natural selection, sucka. And seriously, how is being fat exotic? Over half of north America is overweight... I'd say that's more Kim is more average than this chick.
@ 10... you're right red heads are key
15. alex - March 31, 2008 1:23 PM
how? because she is ur average la blonde golddigger thats how
16. pointandlaugh - March 31, 2008 1:29 PM
nice body, great legs, BUTTERFACE
17. veggi - March 31, 2008 1:31 PM
are you guys kidding? you want to compare this chick to the fat hairy qypsy? gross..
But I still don't understand the hatred for pants..
18. Jill - March 31, 2008 1:31 PM
that is a SHIRT, not a dress...stupid.
19. PunkA - March 31, 2008 1:35 PM
Of course she is a butterface. She is a Brit. Most of them have them, and big fat asses with unathletic legs. And all the butterface girls go buy themselves a huge rack to distract people from their faces. She fits that mold 100%.
20. Lee - March 31, 2008 1:35 PM
How is she a gold digger? "cause she dated someone from Good Charlotte (worst "band" ever btw) hahah priceless
21. HuckyDucky - March 31, 2008 1:35 PM
I am the conscience of this site.
And to quote an earlier commenter (albeit about Heidi):
"I would bang her like a church bell on Easter morning."
22. Jimbo - March 31, 2008 1:42 PM
I am waiting for the first asshole to call her fat..
23. Pixie - March 31, 2008 1:48 PM
What exactly is a butterface?
24. Auntie Kryst - March 31, 2008 1:50 PM
@5 You should clarify yourself just a bit. Mexico is a part of North America, and there isn't too many Scandinavian types there.. I still get the point though. @19 I thought this chick is an Aussie?
25. first asshole - March 31, 2008 1:52 PM
Good god she's fat........why don't you try a salad next time there Porky.
26. Jimbo - March 31, 2008 1:53 PM
@23 Sophie is anything but a butter face. But the term means that is girl is cute "but her face" is ugly
27. Jimbo - March 31, 2008 1:54 PM
@25 Thanks I feel better now..
28. A - March 31, 2008 1:58 PM
I have to agree with #5. This women is skinny and pale. She has nice legs but no ass
29. FRIST!!! - March 31, 2008 1:59 PM
You can't compare this girl to Kim K, unless you're a trained zoologist.
30. White girls only thank you - March 31, 2008 2:07 PM
To all of you ugly black eyed black haired elder humans: sorry that we blonde haired blue eyed sorts out-evolved you. Look at all the Germanic/Scandinavian countries with their superior standard of living. And their people are waaaaaaay more attractive than your ugly fat assed monkey wives, mothers and daughters. Sorry.
Yeah we don't have big cellulite fat nasty asses. Apes.
31. morons - March 31, 2008 2:22 PM
#30
Europeans are so "evolved" that they were they ones who brought disease to South America/Central America and Asia. Why? 'Cause they bathed once a month if at all...so much for your "superior standard of living" theory. Skin color and hair changes due to climate and environment not because of natural selection, and blond hair is recessive anyway so natural blonds are a dying breed. Hmmn...a trait that is dying out. Why I think that might be evolution! And yes, you don't have cellulite asses 'cause you've all had it removed via lipo.
Get an education before you claim superiority.
32. PunkA - March 31, 2008 2:25 PM
#24 Born in the UK, then moved to Oz and raised there. But has the Brit genetics. Back in like 1200, the Norman conquest, the Scandies invaded, then left with all the hawt Brit chicks. What we see now are the children on the dregs left behind.
33. Ted Mosby - March 31, 2008 2:25 PM
I want to munch on her Vajayjay
34. jesse - March 31, 2008 2:26 PM
Definite butterface. But GOT DAYAM look at those legs!
35. jeopardy - March 31, 2008 2:29 PM
herpes never looked so good.
36. FCS - March 31, 2008 2:30 PM
Nice legs on a monday. Thanks fish. Almost makes up for the fat hairy gypsy post.
37. adeliza - March 31, 2008 2:34 PM
#5--- She isn't from North America. She is Australian.
38. confused - March 31, 2008 2:35 PM
She's pretty, but that dress looks like something that wouldn't sell at the Goodwill. Who wears a waistband around the top of their thighs? Ugh.
39. First Time - March 31, 2008 2:37 PM
I am not going to complain if more girls wear this type of dress/ shirt. By the way, it is a dress according to those fashion magazines and my gf. Again, I am not complaining.
40. ileana - March 31, 2008 2:39 PM
why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird
41. ileana - March 31, 2008 2:39 PM
why does it always have to be kim kardashian vs white girls? anyway, this girl is pretty hot but her thighs kinda look weird
42. Barack - March 31, 2008 2:41 PM
I don't know about "superiority" - there are equal numbers of blacks and whites on welfare in the U.S.
Except...there are about 6 times as many whites in the total population, aren't there? Dayam...proportionately, that's a lotta nigs taking handouts in the good old God Damn America...
43. FRIST!!! - March 31, 2008 2:42 PM
#41, her thighs are fine. Her face looks weird.
#29 get a life..
44. alex - March 31, 2008 2:44 PM
almost every pale white celeb in hollywood tries to tan to look darker. even kim kardashian tans to look like that. she is naturally much paler. so who is superior? pale blond haired, blue eyes people are hideous!!
45. Tapeworm - March 31, 2008 2:58 PM
Her face looks like a damn pig's face.
46. kobee - March 31, 2008 3:12 PM
this is outragous. where does she come from? more of her.
this is madness! love her.
47. EAC - March 31, 2008 3:13 PM
I think she looks lovely.
48. WOPbobbaloobop - March 31, 2008 3:23 PM
you people are all so very stupid and uneducated that i find it offensive.
....more than likely you are reclusive losers that type away all day with cheeto crumbs in your keyboards and stinky skid-marks on your seats.
esp. 29. and 30
but excluding 31
this chick is not spectacular in any way.
and yes she is stupid and whorish for wearing a shirt (see; tunic) as a dress.
now everyone...go get a life
there are other things to do than jack off to "celebrity" gossip rag pics all day.
let me give you a tip.
GET A JOB OR
GET YOUR GED
49. Sheva - March 31, 2008 3:28 PM
Damn is this becoming a homo site? Because I wish to thank our Aussie allies down under for sending us this nice filly. She's lovely and if any more assholes say how they'd toss her away, I call them homo.
I dont' care for Kim fatass Kardashian or her fake tits but there are lots of brothers who are into that reminds me of big moma thing.
So yeah, it's a big world and we should donate Kim to South Central so maybe the bros will stop killing each other and they can all bang her fat ass.
50. Pat - March 31, 2008 3:30 PM
lmao@48. Angry at the white supremacists but ends up giving advice that's only appropriate for n i g g e r s.
51. EuroNeckPain - March 31, 2008 3:38 PM
So, "butterface" stands for "but her face" ? I thought it meant the face looks like it is melting. First time I read it, was about Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and her face did look like it was melting.
52. Miss X - March 31, 2008 3:44 PM
She is Australian people. Geeze do your research.
Bloody idiots.
And for the record, the only thing more to an Australian than being called an American, is being called a Brit
53. piddle - March 31, 2008 4:10 PM
CANKLES!!!
54. ZaZ - March 31, 2008 4:11 PM
I'd like to EAT HER ASS.
55. #31 the son of an Ape (momma gots big fat ass) - March 31, 2008 4:18 PM
We main stream humans evolved into our present beautiful forms in the forests of Europe far to the north far far away from you ugly apes. Every culture reveres lighter skin women and everyone knows that blonde women are far more lovely than you common black haired monkeys.
As to diseases, we had adapted to them and you unfortunately did to after we gave them to you haha!
Blonde hair is not dying out in the Nordic countries ape. Stay in the jungle where you belong. Don't worry, then end game for man is not known to the common man.
Anyway, go dye your hair it is disgusting and black and kinky.
56. jstunnah - March 31, 2008 4:25 PM
i think shes beautiful. 10000x better than p hilton.
57. Alex - March 31, 2008 4:48 PM
*Cue jealous brunettes and gay guys bitching*
Things like her are reason enough to stay hetero.
58. swede - March 31, 2008 5:07 PM
She's dating Alex Vaggö, Paris Hilton's ex, and Paris is dating Sophie Monk's ex, Benji Madden. Weeeeeeeeee.
59. #55 Is A Neanderthal - March 31, 2008 5:14 PM
#55
I see, is that why most nordic women can only work as nannies overseas? Because the only qualifications they have are to clean the crap of other people's offsprings (including the colored ones)?
It is so cute that anyone can actually follow the concept of beauty and superiority from someone who was short, ugly, with below-than-average-IQ and inferiority complex: Hitler. He was so dumb that even by studying hard he barely passed his grades in lower education. And he could not even fuck an average looking girl with an average IQ and therefore had to fuck his own sister and another low-IQ girl: Eva Braun.
I can understand that Hitler had a such a sad taste in people because he was born poor with embarrassing ancestors (which explained his low-IQ, short and ugly genes). But for any "human" to actually follow the beliefs of such an inferior being is beyond pathetic.
60. Eva Braun - March 31, 2008 5:39 PM
You want me to swallow a what? Oh it's covered in chocolate, ok.
61. TooFunny - March 31, 2008 5:42 PM
LMAO @ #6 Mike Oxbhig:
First, chances are she's already been there, or she will sooner than later.
Second, your pathetic insecurity is not helping things either.
62. jennifer - March 31, 2008 5:44 PM
Wow, from THIS to Paris?!
Talk about a down grade...
And I think that's just a shirt that she's wearing. Sure hope she doesn't bend over...actually, wait, I do want her to bend over.
63. sophie monk nude - March 31, 2008 5:51 PM
Here she is naked, she's got a flat average ass and her boobs are very meh, she's a lot less hot naked than I expect.
http://www.celebskin.net/freecma/sophie-monk/sophie-monk-021.jpg
P.S. FREAKS SHE IS A NATURAL BRUNETTE, SHE HAS NATURALLY LIGHT BROWN HAIR YOU IDIOTS.
64. Heil What #59 ? - March 31, 2008 5:55 PM
Hitler was 5' 9" 170lbs. What does Hitler have to do with this, ape? Am I tapping a nerve? How is your homeland doing, you know, the nasty little place that big filthy whore you call Mama hatched you out of her hairy black cunt?
I don't blame you for being envious though.
I mean we all know how dumb those Nordic types are. Hell, the Germans fought like cowards and couldn't come up with any advanced technology on their own in WW2, right? NO? oh my bad.
Anyway, write back you humor me. Savage.
65. bb - March 31, 2008 5:59 PM
@#61...what is the "pathetic insecurity" about what #6 said? (you know...fucking black dudes)
If you don't like comments like that, stay the fuck off of this site, douche bag! He has every right to talk his shit like all of your people do(assuming your black)
Oh boy, I am SURE you think he is a racist...well get a clue, he was just exercising one his rights as an American(if he was born here in the U.S.)
NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND I WILL TOO.
Thank you,
White person who likes this website and believes he can type anything he wants because he is an American!
66. TooFunny - March 31, 2008 6:18 PM
LMAO @ 65 and other nameless sissies:
Another spineless, dumb-ass, boring pale-faced cracker spouting gibberrish on the internet which is the only place you can ever have a personlaity. Pop quiz: What's the only race of males that would visit gossip blogs? I thought so. lol. Now fuck off and evolve to manhood. Retarded homosexual.
Yawn.
67. Trover - March 31, 2008 6:23 PM
#52 Geeze, do your research. She was born in England. Which makes her a Brit. She later moved to Oz and was raised there. I know it is a strange concept, but being born somewhere actually makes you a citizen. So yeah, she's a Brit.
68. Juaqin Ingles - March 31, 2008 7:09 PM
Hottest chimpunk around.
69. costamar - March 31, 2008 7:10 PM
Judging by her face, her full name must be Sophia Monkey.
70. Mary Beth - March 31, 2008 7:10 PM
The racist on here is nuts or is not a man if he doesn’t think dark hair women are beautiful and sexy, as are blondes as are all different women. The non European world envies lighter hair and skin because of colonization and European power and influence over the last 100 plus years. It is considered more prosperous to be light because white people have had the most power and money for so long. White men set standards for the world, their lifestyle; women, etc are the standard.
71. #64 Is How Neanderthals Argue - March 31, 2008 8:07 PM
Wow, you really showed your IQ with the way you "argued".
And your height, for thinking that 5'9" is above average.
With your IQ and height, no wonder you can only fuck dumb blondes.
72. Spazz - March 31, 2008 8:24 PM
HOT.
73. alright! - March 31, 2008 8:37 PM
She's cute. Nice legs, and I don't see what's so wrong with her face.
74. bootlips - March 31, 2008 8:51 PM
Negroes are so jealous of good looking women. Nigra women look like apes in bad wigs.
75. ve cut your johnson - March 31, 2008 8:53 PM
in the pic linked by # 63 we can see this girl is reeeeaaaaaaaaaallly lame.
She has NO ASS. Her tits are MEH.
And her face spells retarded.
I don't get my fellow men falling for ugly blondes. Meh.
76. ve cut your johnson - March 31, 2008 8:57 PM
In the pic linked by # 63 you see she has NO ASS WHATSOEVER. And look at her tits. Come on, do you REALLY think that is hot?
her face looks retarded.
I've seen prettier tits in 38-year-olds.
I don't get the taste of some of my fellow men.
77. ShoeLaLa - March 31, 2008 9:19 PM
wait....isn't that a shirt? i think she forgot her bottoms...
78. Blzck hair = Primitve - March 31, 2008 9:45 PM
Blonde hair is universally coveted. Nordic women are beautiful. These are facts.
Mary Beth is jealous and unattractive. I never said that women (whites only please) with other hair colors were not unattractive. It is a fact that "gentlemen prefer blondes". Sorry if you are not so darling.
I am as racist as any other human being. I prefer my own kind, yes. I know there are tons of lovely blondes that love negroes and such. I do not find any black women attractive. I do not really like asian women or south american, indian whatever . I like my own kind. I think Celtic women are beautiful as well.
If this offends you I am sorry.
79. alex - March 31, 2008 10:03 PM
hey 70, like i said... then why does so much of the white world TAN to look darker?
80. cookiebutt - March 31, 2008 10:11 PM
beautiful face, nice extensions, kankly legs, cheap....shirt/dress thingie? She needs to get on a treadmil right away...age is on her side now, but in 5 years those lbs won't be ok. Just look at Hayden Panenini...ish...linebackerish thingie.
81. cookiebutt - March 31, 2008 10:14 PM
look @ the dudes laughing @ her in pic 1
82. Jeff - March 31, 2008 10:17 PM
Her middle name is Charlene - that's as Australian as you can get. Who cares if she was born in England? She has great teeth, she isn't one of you.
83. AliCat - March 31, 2008 10:21 PM
For the last time. Tunic shirt =/= dress.
84. aqua2 - March 31, 2008 10:40 PM
She has botox lips for sure, they look unnatural. Without make up, you will be suprised how real she looks.
85. Anon - March 31, 2008 11:27 PM
She does have nice legs, but she's a smoker, so they'll be sagging in a couple years.
86. old yeller - March 31, 2008 11:39 PM
PUT ON SOME PANTS, YOU STUPID WHORE.
If Britney went out dressed like this everyone would be screaming how crazy she is. (Of course Britney's dress/shirt would have a giant stain running down the front.)
87. Fukkad! Teen - April 1, 2008 4:58 AM
Sophie is just too hot bod, keep seeing her shower drip in that movie........
88. your dad - April 1, 2008 7:13 AM
she's got Mr. Ed's teeth and an ass as flat as a pancake....yeah totally hot......i don't wanna doggystyle her and hit ass bone...she's just plain nasty...
89. Max - April 1, 2008 7:59 AM
#78, you want to be Nordic so bad, it's obvious that your American by your writing so most likely your enthic background is German, English or Irish...all of which are not Nordic country...all of which has unattractive women with no shape.
90. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 1, 2008 9:17 AM
Wow..... she could crack coconuts with those thighs, and no, I don't mean a black man's balls..... I'd like to take a bite of her vegemite sandwich.....
91. Mary Beth - April 1, 2008 9:38 AM
Ok… you really believe ALL or most men prefer blondes then your mind is controlled by America media. The creators of the movie “Gentle Prefer Blondes" were white men. Many white men prefer brunettes, black men don't prefer blondes and I’m sure that Asian men don't either, of course some will but most like there own just like you do. Also look at the highest paid Hollywood actors. #1 Tom Cruise: Married to brunette, Matthew McConey: only dates brunettes, #2 George Clooney, girlfriend is brunette, Matt Damon: married to a Latin woman, Russell Crowe, Married to blonde, Denzel married to a black woman, Robert Dinerio: married to black woman. Not to mention the 2 wealthiest men the in world. Bill Gates: married to a brunette and Rudolph Murdoch, married to Asian woman. You are not an attractive person I can tell because you have so much hate towards women; it’s obvious that you are not a desired.
92. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - April 1, 2008 9:40 AM
I bet Mary Beth is one of those fucking fire crotches.....
93. Gigi - April 1, 2008 10:03 AM
Sounds like there are a lot of jealous brunette bitches out there!
94. Lars Johnson - April 1, 2008 10:23 AM
Hey dare #90. You gotta point abouts lots of folks ain't nordic in da U.S., but up here in da upper midwest we gots lots of um. If you are in the neighborhood of Wisconsin, Minnesota, or the Dakotas stop bye and say hey willya? This weekend the Olafsons are hosting a potluck dinner down dare at the Adolfus Hall. The missus is bringing tuna hotdish. It would be helpful if you can bring the lemon bars. Mmm lemon bars, uffda, I could eat dose all day heheh ya sure.
95. luna - April 1, 2008 10:26 AM
FUCK YEAH GO THE HOT AUSSIES CHICKS, I WOULD SO DO HER MAYBE EVEN 2 TIMES NO WAIT 3 TIMES.
TO ALL OF U WHO ARE CALLIN HER FAT WHAT ARE YOU A SIZE 12 .......FAT ASS GO TO THE GYM
at least she has made in doing something in her life while u sit on you're ass doing a pointless job or u dont actually have a job .........get a life fat ass
96. Sven - April 1, 2008 11:27 AM
#90, learn to speak fucking English before you go posting on an English speaking website. Your post makes no sense. And it's not "your American" , it is "YOU'RE American'...not that hard.
97. B.SophiaLoren - April 1, 2008 11:53 AM
This girl is 10X of gorgeous= pretty face & body.
BM- your initials are fitting of your mindset. Leaving her for Paris. But, Paris does bring the paps, and she's used so many people- and so many have used her- why should Benji not cash in on that?
98. nerdkiller - April 1, 2008 2:44 PM
Dear fashion designers. When you decide to give women a body complex can you please base it on this girl. My boner likes it more.
99. me - April 1, 2008 4:25 PM
OH MAN!!! I LOVE THOSE LONG LEAN LEGS!! WOULD LOVE TO MASSAGE HER THIGHS!!!!
100. bootlips - April 1, 2008 6:42 PM
There are some men who prefer negro women but they are far in the minority. Who the hell would be attracted to flaring nostrils, pubic hair on heads, dirty looking skin, simian features, and ugly sweaty muscles?
101. anonymous - April 1, 2008 10:49 PM
not that this girl is the second coming or anything, but aren't you guys aware that KK's face and figure are almost entirely the creation of a plastic surgeon? it' cool that exotic women have become the hip new preference but how about we celebrate the ones that are naturally hot?
btw, anyone who thinks sophie monk is fat needs to extricate themselves from the culture of hollywood for a little while and decompress.
102. aggressive - April 2, 2008 9:06 PM
wow... she is so beautiful
103. bb - April 4, 2008 12:14 PM
@66....its obvious you are a "black asshole". Fuck you too, shit bag!
Go work your minimum wage job, while I laugh all the way to the bank.
P.S. Do you own a home?
Signed,
Hard working American.
104. LABlondes - April 9, 2008 11:23 PM
These are some world-class photos of this hottie!