Mar 24 2008

Simona Fusco Stratten still wearing a bikini

Simona Fusco Stratten continued her Easter vacation in Hawaii by looking bikini-rific. You may remember her as "Hot Girl" on an episode of Entourage or, most likely, from my Happy Easter post. (I care enough to send the very best.) These are brand new shots from the weekend and she's still wearing the same bikini. I guess they came with the breasts. Why I'm focusing on her bikini when I should be licking my monitor is beyond me. Mmm, non-ammonia-based cleanery. *looks around* Perhaps I shouldn't have just done that in the middle of Starbucks. While sitting next to nuns who, son of a cock, have rulers. Must move slowly towards exit while protecting precious caffeine... They're on to me! RUN!

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I'll be the FIRST! to make a wallet out of her ass skin.

It's pretty difficult to fit that many stretch marks and that much cellulite onto relatively petite butt and thighs. Well done, Simona!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the tiny cellulite and flabby-milfyness.

I love how my wife looks so nice and clean.

Nice try on your witty humor number 2 but now all you are is a douchebag.

mmmmm....cougars......
Reminds me of my Ocean City, MD nights at Seacrets

Who's been there??? Heaven

I would spew all over that

Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with wearing the same bikini, especially if it fits well and it seems to. There are things called washing machines, so it doesn't mean it's dirty if she happens to be wearing it again. No different than that favorite shit you wear -- it looks good on you, ditto for the swim wear.

I love her french manicured nails.

Randal,

You unsanctified piece of dried-up buttwurst. I don't like to agree with you about anything. However, you are right. I don't remember the last time I took multiple bathing suits on vacation.

She's cute. This is a universal truth. No heterosexual guy in his right mind says, "Nah, I think not."

@2 Troll, I think the boobs would make better wallets.. Just a thought..

Great pics, they are definitely So Freaking Hot worthy. Fish, get rid of that dumbass Hulk picture. By Hulk I mean Scary Spice in a bikini.

Finally something nice to look at.

OMG she's so fucking fat. Get her lard ass to Jenny Craig. And udders like that belong on cows, so fucking disgusting! George Clooney's woman is more like what a woman needs to try to look like, although she's getting a porker belly too. At least she doesn't have comical looking implants. Yeech!

@14 Go stick your head back up your ass and shut up!!

i think she was in the episode of Entourage where they guys need a date for the movie premiere.

@16 Yes she was!!!

@15 Just because you like your bitches fat like piggies doesn't mean anyone else does. Shes a big fat greasy porker and fucking ridiculously hiding her gut and flab ass with stupid cow tits. Allow me to speak for the real guys who know this sow is GROSS. Gut to the knees, ass you could use as a pool tarp and more silicone than dow-corning uses in a year. UGLY.

Get rid of the belly, get rid of the fatass and get rid of the tits! If she can't squeeze through the gap left by the safety chain on my door, then the bitch doesn't get into my bed. I want to see her damn bones to get my bone!

#14. You are dumb.

There. You wanted attention; You got it. I can't think of another reason that you would type something so stupid.

@18 Go fuck yourself you dumbass worthless pile of crap. There is not an ounce of fat on this chick and if you think there is, you are retarded..

#18.

I'm sure "lots" of women are dying to get your bone. They are usually the inquisitive sort of women who want to know if you've got cash up front. I'm not saying that you have to pay for sex; it's just the only way you'll have it with more than one person involved.

#18.

I'm sure "lots" of women are dying to get your bone. They are usually the inquisitive sort of women who want to know if you've got cash up front. I'm not saying that you have to pay for sex; it's just the only way you'll have it with more than one person involved.

Damn...double post.

@23 it was worth saying twice..

#14 is right. She's using the old trick of tanning super dark to distract from the cellulite ripples. And the fake tits mean she doesn't even register on the radar, unless fake boobs and fake blonde is still somehow interesting in your view.

#18 - You seem to be confused........you like little boys.......this is a woman (an incredibly hot one at that)......you need to Google "deranged pedophile seeking the love of boys under the age of 10" and find a site more suited to your interests.

Breast implants, pierced belly button, tanning bed tan ... wait, where's her tramp stamp??

I'd tag that. I think this girl is fine--at least she doesn't look like she'd snap in half. Nice to see someone different besides Psycho Spears, Pam Anderson and Heidi Montag.

Pam Anderson, and now this beat up lookin' midget.

There are literally thousands of better looking women. Let's go, Fish, put 'em on the glass!

#22 - Yes I do love to masterbate, it took me a while to figure out how to do it right since my pee-pee is so small. I have learned that I can't use my whole hand because I can't get enough friction. I now use just my thumb and index finger and it works wonderfully.

As usual we have our trolling extremes ("she's fat and ugly" vs. "you must be gay if you don't think she's hot"). She's actually...assembled. Add some parts (implants), remove some others (lipo), hammer a lot (workouts), and, ta-da, something that from a distance passes for hot but up close...nah. Juuuust missed. Next time try starting with a young good looking girl, that's always a good idea.

Maybe I've been married far too long, but this one is hot. No one's commenting on the 25-33% nipple slip in pic #7? Also, if she's been an extra on a cable show, once, does that qualify her as a celebrity? Not that I'm complaining.

Whoopdy doo, another fake-tittied, fake-tanned fake blonde average-looking whore. Who the fuck cares? And yes, I am a female and no, I am neither fat nor jealous. I'll save my jealousy for naturally beautiful women like Natalie Portman. All this chick has going for her are two sacks of silicone, a bottle of peroxide and a Mystic Tan.

hmmm....I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE AWARE OF THIS BUT SHE IS CLEARLY PINCHING HER NIPPLE ON PICS #3 AND #7 ON THE SECOND PAGE!! FUCKING HOT!!

yeck. Stop showing me this liposuciton ho bag. Ooh wee, she got big ol' boobies! Who gives a fuck? John Goodman does too and at least he was in the Big Lebowski. No thank you!

Those are some horrible hair extensions.

Those are some horrible hair extensions.

Those are some horrible hair extensions.

I hear she likes a good spanking. Oh wait, I gave her one!!! It was like bathing in the land of milk and honey.

I'll pass on that flabby ass.

Also, bad nose job!!

I still seriously want to play with those titties.

I am surprised that you have not yet discovered her nip-slip pics....
http://www.bild.de/BILD/leute/star-news/2008/03/23/nippel-alarm/bei-simona-stratten,geo=4088290.html

Oh, come on ladies, Bunny , #33. - even the Grand Canyon has a bit of cleavage. They're not necessarily fake.... .... ....
Binky: Well ok. Now that you didn't ask - Disneyland holiday was gr8. Ok. A little 'Mickey Mouse', as they say in the industry.
(I'm still not sure what happened to Knee Ya Ha Ha. When we left for the holidaze - he was linkin' and 'almost mid September' 'binkin' all over these threads.)
Cliff Notes : I guess the Fish guy still wants a few ads Bink. Or it could be a cache/ cookie problem.
Binky : Oh.
( Wish I'd checked back to see what happened)

er, who?

Good point #45.
And I see 'The Fish' have, like, 'Pix-Elle-Lated' (sp?) the little kid's face here.

(Oh. by the way. Like who exactly is this Fish-guy's 'Target Market' as they say in the industry ?)
( Thought just came to me ..etc... nothing....)

I love how the haters are "representin'" cause she is so under their league. Let's see how much hair and flab u guys got. That's okay, you got yourself a chumby last week, so I guess that makes u WAY hotter! LOL

Just another bleach blond Hollywood clone. Not the best ass but otherwise pretty hot. Fat? LOL no way.

Look on the bright side...it's not photos of Britney.

how do u guys know they are fake titties?????

#49 Left tittie says to right one - "9/11 wasn't an inside job"

i'd take her stomach... my legs, butt and boobs are better than hers but she does have a cute face and tummy.... gotta give her that

So. You sound like a real cutie # 51.
Oh. Just a little acknowledgment of the 4000. Inside job ?

Too much cellulite for a 25 year old to call that sexy.

I'd still ass-rape her like crazy, but hey I'm just that kind of guy !

I think she's cute Drago. Oh , by the way, Inside job ?

And in other news...
So, like, I'm trying to watch - 'Frontline's Bush's War.'
And I'm going like " Free fall collapse speed" guys?! Like really. "Stand down of NORAD" ? Molten metal in the ruins,? 'Building 7 ? (Especially re : building 5'), Ever heard of The Dancing Israelis? Reality has. '
'Urban Moving Systems' ? Where did 'Dominic Suter' go ? Type thing.
Like. I'd really want to watch this 'investigative' show .... but...
Cliff Notes : Does Edita dance twice ?

But turn it on and look at their eyes....

I like most of the pictures.

In particular there is one where you can clearly see her sixpack

http://carahurley.blogspot.com

but there is one that shows awful cellulite on her buttocks and I don't like that one at all.

Cliff Notes : Yikes Binky. It's so simple !!
You can tell the 'good guys' from the 'bad guys' in that doc just by looking at their eyes !!
Binky : Well . Ok. Maybe that's why the Fish guy didn't ban my IP back in ...say...'06.
(That's about when I ran out of material.)

quackymd : Did you come hyperestrogenated today?

So. #57, #58.
Inside job ?
Having a few problems with 'Free Fall Collapse Speed' in seconds through undamaged steel girders. You know. That type of thing...
Well . Ok . We're not sure who killed Kenny either - but how about that 'molten metal' in the ruins after a 'gravity collapse' type thing....
Any Comments ?

( I like you link # 60, but not sure what language that is. Cheers)

whitewomensuck.blogspot.com


Because white women still suck.

Tom. # 63. Welcome to the site.
Inside job ?

Um, I like lumpy butts?

Ok - try this one.
(Look at their eyes in that 'Bush's War' doc -you can't make this stuff up)

So # 65. Welcome to the site.
Inside job ?

Yikes - Frontline is still talking 'YellowCake from Niger.'
I give up. It's off forever.
Cliff Notes : Was that the 'Mambo' Edetta ?

Nah the bad guys did it. We wear the white hats, even when we shock and awe and drop nukes and spy on our own civilians and arm Hitler and enslave blacks and let in cheap Mexican labor and send jobs over seas where people work nice and cheap and people here can't work and have to live real cheap.
We wear white hats, so no, it had to be some bad guys doin' that one there partner! ; )

Cheers #69

She's tupperwarebeautiful? As for her breasts... inside job?

Hey Binky - You forgot to mention - all those who know 9/11 was an inside job but can't even be bothered to 'burp'.

Binky :Oh those guys and gals.... We all have our demons... I guess....( although they may burn in HELL by the time we confirm their IP.

Ted.
Unfortunately you now have the question.
(well ok had some time on hand)
Inside job ?

Cliff Notes :
"She's tupperwarebeautiful? As for her breasts... inside job?"
Ted from LA looks a shill Bink"
Binky: Well his stock tips sucked, but I was hoping he/she could be normal.
Cliff Notes : Ted from LA - looks like you're gone. Comments ?

It's good to know even skinny girls have lots of celluite and stretch marks!

So # 75 'Kiss my ass'
Inside job ?
What's your opinion on the USS Liberty # 75 ?

Nice set.

she is ultra sexy and hot.

stfu all you losers out there saying she's got cellulite bla bla bla bla YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AND PROBABLY FAT MOFOS!!!!

such hero keyboard warriors you are!

yeah shes pretty hot actually, anyone who says she's not is gay or jealous as fuck.

for free photos of latest issue of the Playboy Magazine, goto,

Wel, I have to say she IS a nice looking white girl!!

Nice looking white girl is right - this is why I only bang white chicks. I would fock the shit out of her.

Neigh! ...... I prefer Sarah Jessica Parker.

#83, you can't even spell "fuck" right. This is why white supremacists exist, because of idiots like you.

" Ghost of Arthur C. Clarke : An inside what ?
Binky : Job. "

That now concludes our new feature "End of Paragraph"

{Cliff Notes : Wow. This new feature even has the poltergeist showing up. Incredible. It's like Kreskin without the insight. What a concept.
Binky : Settle down Cliff.}

I've finally done enough drugs that I am begining to believe that 9/11 was an inside job. However I have never heard anyone mention the role the Belgians played in the whole thing? I mean come on, everyone knows you can't trust a Belgian.


Maybe some more farctured gibberish might help. Binky you semi retarded eunich, help me out will ya.

god, no wonder women hate their bodies - so much criticism for someone who obviously works out and IMO looks pretty good. So she's not a drop-dead natural beauty; she's far from looking like a dog's breakfast. Cut some slack, pls.

Binky.

People. Are. Not. That. Evil.

A person might be, but not People.

Ok folks. Apparently everyone has grown so used to 50lbs of makeup and photoshopped pictures you don't realize what natural beauty is anymore.

This chick is hot. Period.

And her boobs are real. Fake tit cleavage doesn't form like that.

Cellulite bag is what I see on those thighs.
And if in the other pictures she wasn't hot at all, in these she's even LESS.
Man, she's UGLY.

Man, I've never met a crowd as picky as you . I'd like to see the kinda women you are doing in reality. The only reason I can think of people being so picky is that you are all a bunch of horny 15 year olds who are too use to fantasizing about your classmates and jerk off to Victoria's Secret catalogs. Trust me, only about 0.5% of any of us are gonna get to poke something as nice as Simona without ponying up some serious doe.

She has very "German" legs. Without all the plastic surgery she's had she would just be another okay looking chick.

The bottom line is she obviously takes care of herself. One cannot get a body like that by eating all the time like Kim Kardaskank. Kim has 46 inch hips so she can eat until the cows come home. I have no idea who this lady is but I hope she continues to exercise, eat right, and basically take care of herself while Kim porks out.

I take 2 bikinis with me on case I mess one up while in a drunken stupor.

beautiful face, abs, saline & thigh muscles.

cellulite is stubborn people. look how ripped her abs are and yet her lower half...

she is perfect in her imperfection. every guy here including me would beg to hit that.

LMAO @ pic 6. "omg my boobs are just so BIG! /scrunches shoulders together"

haha I stopped doing that in middle school =P

So so so fine. One of finest on here in a while.

Short legged average young woman, enhanced with a pair of breast implants, so fake looking with theHUGE valley between them.

thats nip!

lmao@the virgin that said this chicks tits are real. Obviously, you have no clue what real titty cleavage looks like. Those chicks tits are RETARDED fake, and her face is retarded horse and white trash.

i guest made in china? they said made in japan is better.....

I don't know why but white people looks the same
men/women they look the same. maybe it's just me

britney looks like paris and lindsay lohan

or are they in different category?

good god if i was that fat i would die!!!!! she must weigh at least 130 thats so gross. No girl should be over 110 especially not if you plan on wearing a bikini! she should loose at least 25lbs so she doesnt blind people with her fat ass.

Fake, yet saggy, tits, butt chin, fake personality... another whorish white chick.


Asian, Indian, Black, Latina... hell, I'll take anything that's not a skank-ass white chick with fake tits.

I'd have fun driving my car through her tits, though. Definitely enough room in there.

hot gossip

http://www.gambarartis2u.blogspot.com/

it's amazing how much you can judge someone by their body

(hope you caught the sarcasm)

and no i'm not an INSIDER!! whatever you people are mean, too few are funny and too many are mean, judgemental assholes that judge character from PICTURES dumbfucks

ab, no time to chat! your ditzy blonde wife is over there on the neighbour's dick! better go get her!

Hot body, too bad her name makes her sound like the 5th marx brother.

tom,
um, i'm a chick, and i've never talked to you before.

ab

People must be kidding that she is fat....right? I mean....come on....come on....

Very nice and muscular bod. :)
But who the fuck is she?
Okay, one episode of Entourage.
But come on..

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Um.. I would give my very substantial savings account to have a body like hers, I can't believe people are dissing her. However, I know any truly-hot guy who has actually had a hot woman like that would never put her down. Only fat computer nerds who look at air-brushed Playboy and Maxim photo's who don't know what a real woman looks like would ever put her down.

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Just wanted to say that straight guys don't post on celebrity gossip sites. So that explains why guys keep putting down this girl who is doing the best she can.

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