Mar 27 2008Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often?

Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona flashed her jubilees like the sea water is the antidote. Which pretty much makes her a shining beacon of inspiration. I mean, Jesus is sitting in heaven right now going "And, fuck, I just got served. Way to be, JC."

Big thanks to Roy who saw boobs and knew to contact a real expert. Then eventually me when that guy didn't get back to him.

NOTE: First four pics are NSFW because of the wind in the boobage.


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funbags funbags funbags funbags....

What a beautiful smile Simona has!

FIRST!!!

HA! They're so fake she can't even feel anything when they fall out, so she doesn't notice. Ugly old plastic bitch.

Those pictures suck. Get the real, uncensored ones. What is this, 4th grade?

They wont uncensor WHYYYY

Dude, this bitch is hot, why cant the women i work with dress/act like this in the break room?

How the fuck are these "NSFW" when the goddamn red stars don't come off the nice bits?

The first picture on the second page (pic #10) looks like Jimbo with his favorite niece, except it's outdoors.

Fish, you just pissed a lot of people off. FUCKING GET THOSE GOD DAMN FUCKING STARS THE FUCK OFF THOSE FUCKING BOOBS!!

please

Hey dumbfucks, you're supposed to CLICK ON THE PICTURE after this page loads to get to the picture without the red stars.

Nice body. Great tits. Who the fuck is Samantha Fusco?

Click the "Full Size" button under the picture, tards.

Here's something funny: the stars came right off for me, and I am probably 80% less interested in the nips than every male on this site. ok-50%, let's be honest.
Could it be that THIS is the true genius of using a Mac?

whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

Because you'd never see anyone but a slutty white woman doing this on a public non-nude beach.

Just click on the picture with the red stars fucking assclowns....

What a bunch of tards.

Little kids pulling down mommy's suit: doing god's work.

hey Tom

suck my slutty white vag

hey Tom

suck my slutty white vag

Yeah, this is my first time at this site. I've never known that clicking on the picture again gets rid of the stars. Chyah, right! I've seen every nipple and vagina posted here.

Sad, I know, but it wasn't fuckin working! You are the one that is the dumb fuck.

@17
I guess that excludes Scary Spice?

I love tits as much as the next guy, but honestly... who the fuck is this chick?

Quite unfortunately a couple of the otherwise awesome pics there have their jerk-factor ruined due to children being visible. Dammit! :(

#23-I don't think Scary counts as a 'woman' at this time.

I had the same problem with viewing the uncensored photos. Delete your temp internet files, and access the site again and you shouldn't have any problems.

Nice tits, who is this chick though?

Oh, #4 - seriously troll. I'm not on here enough to have my own troll. Just how pathetic is your life?

#1 - loser!

@25
That's the best part dummy!

I'm sorry Superfish, I don't know what your thing is with this woman, but I don't find her to be hot at all. Her face is ugly and she has a serious case of major cellulite. She has no curves and is shaped like a stick and she owns one hell of a FLAT ASS, celullite filled and all. I know you find anything in a bikini hot, but c'mon, refine your taste a little and rise your standards a bit.
Now Kim Kardashian, that's a very different story my friend. Kim Kardashian is a motherfucking goddess of hotness. She's soo beautiful, she has those perfect boobs, that incredible ass, that perfectly curvy body, and she's hotter than fire. Kim Kardashian is *roaaaar* fucking insanely HOT. This bitch is NOT. Comparing them is insulting to Kim.

"I clicked on her nipples but nothing happened"

Sadly, for the male commenters, that statement holds true here AND in the real world.

peach of an arse

Saying "Kim Kardashian is *roaaaar* fucking insanely HOT" is insanely GAY.

I'm loving 'peach of an arse'. That will be my new motivational phrase as I suffer through lunges tomorrow morning. Thank you. And my husband thanks you, kind sir.

Children children, behave!

Can't we just hold hand and sing "We are all big dumb-fucks, we are all the best". Because I realy think we should all just enjoy this retardish fuckerchic instead of just point fingers at the mentaly-retarded ones slobbering around on this post (no names, no names). Everyones has their right of expressing the retardedness you know.

Exept for Jimbojones, numb 9. Let's all just bully him all evening long.

#30's daily routine obviously involves a lot of masturbation. And a lot of Clearasil.

Goddamn she needs to do some fucking squats that lower body is godawful compared to the upper.

She'd be smokin if she didn't have an old lady cottage cheese ass.

Eminem called, he wants the pictures of his mom back.

Kim4life

damn... she's fucking Hot as hell!
thats a slammin' body

The same people arguing with me before about whether or not this chick is hot are the same people that couldn't even figure out how to see the non censored version of Fusco's titties..hahahahahaahaha.

She looks great, for a mom. Which means next to a young hot chick she looks AWFUL.

She is hawt.

She must have hired the same agent as Paris, LiLo, that ugly chick from the OC, and KK. Go nekkid, get some fame, bank some dollars, then get ridiculed forever.

Those are my favorite kind of nipples.

Are you supposed to broil silicone like that?

Moms are waaaaay sexier than girls your own age.

I know that this site is pretty much a free for all and not to be taken all that seriously, and I enjoy reading most of the stories because they're hilarious, but can I just ask: is it necessary to speak of Jesus Christ in such a derogatory manner? I'm know the objective is to be funny and I'm not a crazy radical bible thumper but I am Catholic and I find it very offensive.

BTW Kim Kardashian is MUCH HOTTER than this chick. She's hotter than most chicks.

You guy's must be fucking nuts, she is so fucking hot. If you don't think so go shoot yourself or something and stop contaminating the gene pool... Kim Kardashian is a fat whore, open your eyes

Yeah it wasn't working for the first few people who commented. including me. Now it is. So stfu

Mmmmmmm..Oldie Hawn and leather skin. That's fucking sexy. I like the "throw my head back cackling with glee" pose. She looks so free, so full of life..wait a second, not really. She actually looks like she'll be dead in about..3 years. Maybe from some kind of prescription drug bad mix cock-tail, or maybe from eating rotten Hummus, or perhaps Aspartame will be to blame for this ladies demise.

There was no point in time where the pictures never worked, you're all just fucking morons and can't handle simple functions like pointing and clicking. You would think since all of you are using Winblows aka Windows for the most part pointing and clicking wouldn't really be that hard of a task. Or, you're all 12 year old boys who haven't been desensitized by the cavernous void that is a woman's vagina so when you see a pair of titties with disgusting ass tan lines all of the blood that should be in your brains goes directly to your penis. Either way, TITTIES!

i must know if her boobs are real or fake

#36, awww, too jealous? It's not Kim Kardashian's fault that your boyfriend jerks off thinking of her and that you look like a fart next to her. Chill out and don't be so jealous and maybe guys will like you more.

on a related note....

Last night I was at a party and I am nowhere near my goal when I weighed in today I was 337 lbs or so and this is in the morning usually night is not even that high . Anyway I am small portions of food but drank almost a full 2 litter of Ice tea at about 700 cals . I was very upset at the weight coming on I was really hoping to have hit my under 330 goal which will take me even longer now :(

but im still busty and beautiful, what you think boys?

Want me?!?!?!?LOL ROFLMAO !!!

who wants a picture?

Would you please set up your web camera and go ahead and tell us the link and then kill yourself. Or at least let us watch some giant black guy ass rape you or maybe gargle with feces for us. OK?

#50

You're kind of a douche...not quite like Binky, but a little on the lines of Randal.

However, you are spot on here. Jesse's just a dumb unclefucker.

This is why I miss European beaches.

Kim Kardashian is a fat pig. Her ass is repulsive and cottage-cheesy when she's not wearing PADDING in it. Her tits, whatever, typical fat woman saggy big-nippled mother fuckers. Nothing I've never seen. And definitely not sexy. Not to mention her jiggly mid-section that she thinks is OK since she has a big lumpy ass and huge sag-tits. I'd fuck Simona before that fat whore anyday. Fake or not, those are nice tits! Perky, nice sized nipples...I'd suck on those any day. Gimme the thin girls, keep your 'BBW' Aka Fat Women Who Like To Think They Look Good.

Meaghan, I want a picture. I think you are hot.

I love how many of you say alot of these celebs are ugly....and if you werent behind a computer you would be drooling over most of them and they wouldn't even be looking at you.

Behind computers geeks are so touch its funny

'her boobs are so fake eww' meanwhile in real life your staring like an idiot

revenge of the nerds online.

Sure Mike, let me wipe my acne infested cellulite ridden dinge berry danglin' ass and send it to you. That should give you and idea of my face.

Hey Auntie Kryst, nice attempt but of course I figured out that was you just from looking at the opening of the post. Your writing style is so predictable. Which is why I own you at this game. Seriously, you arguing with me is like me trying to out run some kind of Jamaican Olympic track star.

Hey Meaghan BITCH

i always knew you were a fat whore

Let me say that I do not intend to be modest in this post. I DESERVE THIS! Yes, I do. I have been following the strictest diet in the world and exercising fairly regularly. I have been faithful my diet and exercise for months now, and now wieh a dainty 267lbs.

you on the other hand are a fat whore

So which Meaghan was offering the picture? The real one or the troll? I would still love to see a picture of the real Meaghan.

She's got an amazing body! i just LOVE that swim suit!! anybody knows where buy one like this??

Mike, I am really popular with quite a few guys I know if you know what I mean,
;
so what makes you think a pretzel like me needs a beer can like you, you fucking loser?

how on earth is Kim Kardashian fat?

some people have lost all sense of reality.

@ 51

They look like fake tits that have been made pliable by pregnancy (or gravity)

@59 -- agreed.

I imagine that the typical eggplant shaped person typing "Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguillera are fat!" probably pays for sex with people who are much feral-looking than a serial killer.

I'm sorry...Kim Kardashian might not float everybody's boat, and I honestly can see how she might not, but the commentary on her tends to border on third grade stupidity.

can you say SUNBURN?

#64

Wal-Mart. With the right body, the suit doesn't matter.

@61 What the fuck are you talking about? I don't disagree my writing is predictable, that's why I can't believe you are confusing me with someone else. I'm still giving you shit on that Janice Dickinson story. I hadn't bothered to read these posts until now. I do like how you trolled me to insult yourself though #62. You win with that maneuver. That wasn't pathetic at all. I'll let you go ahead and argue with yourself here on out. Enjoy.

@65 Meaghan, That is pretty rude. I have not given you any crap like many other in here. I am assuming this is the troll Meaghan and not the real one. Who ever it is, you can kiss my ass!

@61 Was it the #53 post? I can see that, I would start a post that way. Nope, not me though. Obviously I let myself get suckered into another troll merry go round, I should know better. I'll just cover every bases and call all of you douchefuckers just to be safe. "Douchefuckers."

#10 is a fucking douchefucker too. What did I just say? I said I was never coming back to this site, so obviously the #10 was not me. .

This week of her vacation has been a photographic bonanza!

I bet the bikinis funky by now tho.

Meaghan its nice to see you fell off the Jesus wagon as we all knew you would.

I think I have a sinus infection. When I look at the snot after I blow my nose, it's green and there is also a little bit of blood in there, too. It's very thick and it's such a momentary relief to get all that stuff out of my nose, but 30 seconds later, I'm all plugged up again. It's like sex with my black boyfriend. It feels so good when he's finished and pulls out, but then he just wants back in again. Sex with my black boyfriend hurts because he is very large. I wish I had Oprah's va-ja-ja which must be larger than mine, since she is a black woman and I'm not.

I'd do 'em both - and I'm not even a teacher.

You guys sound so sexy. I wish I could put all your penises inside my vagina at the same time!

FRIST, how was the dentist??

Who the hell is this chick and why are we suddenly seeing so much of her? How much is her publicist paying you, Fish?

#74.

You'll be back. I keep hoping Meaghan will go away, and she won't. I have no animosity to you or your trolls, so I will spread chicken's blood at my computer and stage a ceremony in order to bring you back.

You'll need to come back. Binky's parents usually don't let him out of his cage until late at night. You probably won't get to review his genius postings until morning.

You provincial morons. You've never been anywhere out of the USofA obviously. If you had ever been to Europe you would get so all worked up over some T&A. ooooohhhhhhh! I can see her boobies! But wouldn't fuck her. She's too old has has a few dimples on her ass. Translation. I've never been anywhere and the hottest beach I've been to is the Indiana Dunes. My wife is a cow. I work as a manager at Target. I couldn't even afford to have a woman who looks like this do a sex toy show let alone fuck me. And no woman who looks like this would fuck me for any other reason. So I think I'll blog about her cellulite and baggy tits. Losers.

I couldn't agree more... Way better then Kims saggy tits and grossly fat ass.

So this is an example of 32Long?

Has she ever heard of sunscreen??

her body is way better than that sloppy, hairy, mcdonanlds eating Kim K. This plastic leather chick has an insane body.

Kim K is way fat/nasty with that huge gaping sore between her legs. Why the comparison? i love how all the girls are yelling about this girls big 'fake' boobs when they are apparently real. She's very hot, just live with it. Kim is a fat, diseased mud shark who fucks on film for money.

Anyone who thinks I'm dumb enough to put caviar in my hair, It goes right in my stomach, thanks very much.

What?

I hate seeing your retarded name plastered all over these comment boards. You're a stupid cunt and you don't have anything worthwhile to say. Go away. Now.

Does this chick not have any other bikini??

I'm not saying this girl isn't hot.. but she was left in the easy bake oven a little bit too long. I think what we need to do is line them up naked side by side for comparison, and then use the size of the boner they create to determine the victor.

At this point I'd still rather wake up to see Kim still riding me like an Arabian pony over this blond I would have dropped off the night before.

But then again, what do I ,a connoisseur of women and beauty, know?

#90, do you have the voice of Michael J. Fox, back to the future style? For some reason I pictured you crying at me, and then saying "hey doc". Thanks for letting me know that you actually give a fuck about anything I say. You think 20 people on this board trying to make fun of me is really hurting my cyber feelings? If anything, this reassures me that yes I am the shit. It's kind of the same way that the paparazzi chases after Britney Spears, no matter how many people claim to dislike her. The very people making fun of her are the very people who were listening to her shit back in like 2000, or secretly want to fuck her. I piss of everyone on this website because everything I say makes you uncomfortable. Why does it make you uncomfortable? Because it's the fucking truth, it's original, and it's unlike anything you've ever seen. Every last one of the 6 inch dicked guys on here would do me.

I'm not really a huge fan of this chicks, like, at all. But I don't know what you guys are talking about. She doesn't have an old lady ass..... And Kim Kardashian is pretty huge.

Kim is a fat, diseased mud shark who fucks on film for money.

Win!

And omg, it's MEE-GEN again. Holy shit, help us all.

Hahaha! Ok, Meaghan. I just read that whole thing. You truly are fucking retarded. Seriously? You seriously think that what you say is clever? You just sound like a total moron with a completely messed up view of herself. I hope to God you're just someone fucking around and this is a joke........

I personally would not fuck you and my penis is larger than 6". I would allow you the honor of sucking it if you aren't too hideous.
You are here all day and now this late at night. What kind of sick life is that. I bet you have zits all over that nasty grody cottage cheesy ass flab of yours, don't you? I bet you sit naked at your pc and stroke that smelly clit when mean guys like me talk to you. I bet that metal chair you sit on stinks too and is full of ass pus and blood. I bet there is detritus strewn all around the tv dinner table that you rest your outdated laptop on. A graveyard of corn chips and candy wrappers and roach exoskeletons and tampons and spatterings of mung gravy and chicken bones and spit and snot and a few scabs from your yeast infected pussy and lots and lots of pubic hairs all over the mound. I would love to see this and would pay you handsomely for the pic. I would come over to your trailer and eat the mass before somomizing you.
My darling.

i think her boobs look kinda weird... like big deflated balloons

If you'd like to come over to beautiful Southern California and visit you're more then welcome to. I may even be nice and get you stoned with the dankest of the dank. I've got some Afghani Kush. It tastes like fucking fruity pebbles. Good shit. Anyone else?

I'm not on the lame ass east coast, which is why it's only 7:25 over here. Late at night? Shit son. Night doesn't even start for me until like 11 pm.

#93

"Because it's the fucking truth, it's original, and it's unlike anything you've ever seen."

Wow, I had never heard any of these phrases before. And I bet no one here had ever heard "yes I am the shit" either.

Meaghan, you rock!

OMG you guys are fuckin crazy. Yep, I'm outta here for good this time. I'm not hanging out with frickin 12 year olds....fuckers...

Wait, Meaghan, I will take you up on that fruity pebble shit..

Well Frist, Riverside, CA is the place to be. I'll smoke out anyone for the most part, unless you have serious issues that could jeopardize my safety. #102, of course I rock. I've been aware of this since birth. Of course I'm the shit, which is why everyone here laps my rants up like pigs at the troff, yet again. If I was boring, or unoriginal, I would have faded into the background long ago. Oh yeah, that and you're still talking to me. So, I will say it again, Yes, I am the shit. I mean I'm sitting here smoking some Afghani Kush. This is some of the dankest weed you'll ever to be able to find. And who has it? Me. That's right, and why? Simply because I do rock. Do you think people who don't kick ass are smoking Afghani Kush? Fuck you.

Oscar Goldman : Well. Thank God you're here. Who were those guys ? Did you get their license plate ?
Steve Austin : No. I was next door the whole time. I was wondering what all the commotion was. I thought you knew those guys.... Want a chip ?
Oscar Goldman : Well could you at least untie me ?

no thanks,whore. I don't need drugs or VD. Let Frist wrestle your jumbo clit with his little dick. I appreciate the offer but I prefer my women with a lot less hair under the nose not to mention hanging out of it, and a little fresher smelling. Don't take it personal. I am sure you sip your douche like wine being all advanced delusional and such.

#106 LITTLE DICK??? You dumb FUCK!!! FRIST!!! has the 10 and a half..

I'm a chick, btw..

I think I watch too much Entourage, because I don't even smoke pot..

Disinterested, I can tell you're from some seriously lame ass state. First of all, you never say weed is a drug to anyone from Southern California. Weed is a drug? Hahaha, why don't you go try some Acid and then come back and tell me weed is a drug. Yes, I know to most people weed is a drug but this is why I say most people are stupid, and inferior. Weed is only a drug to dorks who are over the age of 25 and still haven't built up any tolerance, smoke a bowl of dirt and then get totally high. Just like in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, where they were making fun of dumb asses like you. "I'M SO HIGHH.HHH...NOTHING CAN HURT ME NOWWWWW"

Marijuana Kills.

hahaha. Hey virgin lungs, think you can handle a few bong rips?

When are they going to get rid of the trolls on this site ?
So #106 Frist shill and Meaghan. Inside job ?

# 107 Frist shill ( my bad - sorry Frist)

What's up with the fucking pixelated pics lately?!?

I am referring not only to the world wide cabal of interconnected mega-corporations that have long dominated this earth and utilize modern technologized warfare to achieve their goals, but also to the ice pick that apparanly scraped the frontal lobes clean in Meaghans (Me again?) sloping skull. You stupid whore I can't believe you advertise that you are a drug addict. I would imagine you exist in a state of perpetual sartori conjuring formulations and notions that lesser men (non-junkies) could never dream of. Well perhaps that is true. I personally don't require artifical stimulants to acquire inner peace and creativity, you brain damaging mangled twatted demented common tart.
Hey come on man and admit it. You like heroin too right?
You are so damn cool.
Like an iceberg in an age of global warming.

I don't get it. What is shill? Binky?

She needs to do something flattering with her ass (cover it) and then she'd be pretty primo.

What is your take on the Protocols?

Ahhhh....boobies! Nice big boobies!

#113 oh come now...pot really isn't a DRUG. The only reason I don't smoke it now is that it makes me antisocial. I'm antisocial enough without it. But back in the day, I smoked the SHIT out of it. But for people who can function on it, who cares? Let them smoke. I have nothing against smokers, as long as they have a fucking job and I'm not paying for their welfare.

oooh look it's meaghan AKA the fat chick who thinks if she keeps saying kim kardassian is hot and bags on every legitimately attractive chick people might start to believe it and possibly maybe she herself might not seem so inhumanly nauseating.

And then we have #117, who clearly is an inbecile..

Your mother must be proud...or in an institute somewhere....

Yikes ! 'Shill' - somebody driveling on from a prepared script . Not really their own opinion. Propaganda based.
The protocols ? Who knows ? Proved to be crap. (But I read somewhere - like even today - fake or not -seems to be coming true.)
(But unfortunately we probably have to stay away from the weird stuff.
No one can even see the fucking explosion !! - because they weren't told they saw it ) (Things are a bit scary)

Hey, I'm not a shill, you know me much better than that..

Oh. Nevermind. You are not even Binky, so, keep trollin'.

Fucking loser whore pot isn't a drug?

Pharmacology. a chemical substance used in the treatment, cure, prevention, or diagnosis of disease or used to otherwise enhance physical or mental well-being.

Go back to licking your toes and shaving your immense bush with a weed eater. Oh, and please I hope you don't procreate.

#123 Yep. Pot isn't a drug. And you are a loser. Go to bed now, you piece of shit fucking retarded helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding, Deal or no Deal watching, living in your mother's basement cockhole douchewhore..

Don't worry Frist - it's me. I 've got people at my place renovating and they've like moved in.
But even if it's not me. '9/11 was an Inside job'
Public at LARGE :That should shut her up.

Binky, Protocols coming true as we know. This should tell you something. Not that you want to listen. We are all flies trapped in an immense web now. Bu hey, who cares? Gasoline will be $5 soon enough. And then $6...
Who cares about 250 million child laborers around the world?
100 years in Iraq (gotta keep Israel nice and safe)?
And on and on. Who cares? Life will always be as we knew it and global warming is another liberal hoax. The world was created for us by God and he will protect us and stuff. (I hate conspiracy theorists anyway, we all know man is a divine being and not evolved from chimpanzees even though genetically we are very similar)

Whatever

Cannabis is a plant native to Central Asia that has spread all over the world and is probably the most widely used recreational and usually illegal drug in the world, being smoked from the inner cities of America and Europe to the outlying atolls of Micronesia.

Dude, OD already.

Cliff Notes : I hate to get on topic here. But who is this chick ?
I just texted two of my friends and they're both named 'Hubba'.
Binky : You're not getting laid are you Cliff...

It appears that Binky's parents let him out of his cage...happy typing, you crazy fucker.

Whatever

#128 thanks for the copy n paste info. Oh, sorry, are you for it or against it? I should really ask more questions before I tear people to shreds..

Oh, and you cannot od on pot, you might fall asleep after eating a rack of ribs and cocopuffs...

#131 why do you want to be me? Do you want to be me? you don't want to be me. But you're cute if you are me and I'd totally make out with you.

Here idiot. You say cannabis is not a drug and is all cool and happening and yes I smoked it but not anymore because of the oppresive goverment these days. Well yeah here is some more as you say copy n paste...

Cannabis (Cán-na-bis) is a genus of flowering plants that includes three putative species, Cannabis sativa L., Cannabis indica Lam., and Cannabis ruderalis Janisch. These three taxa are indigenous to central Asia and surrounding regions. Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for medicinal purposes, and as a psychoactive. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber and minimal levels of THC (Δ9- tetrahydrocannabinol), one psychoactive molecule that produces the "high" associated with marijuana. The drug consists of dried flowers and leaves of plants selected to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced.[1] The cultivation and possession of Cannabis for recreational use is outlawed in most countries.

Cannabis (Cán-na-bis) is a genus of flowering plants that includes three putative species, Cannabis sativa L., Cannabis indica Lam., and Cannabis ruderalis Janisch. These three taxa are indigenous to central Asia and surrounding regions. Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for medicinal purposes, and as a psychoactive. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber and minimal levels of THC (Δ9- tetrahydrocannabinol), one psychoactive molecule that produces the "high" associated with marijuana. The drug consists of dried flowers and leaves of plants selected to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced.[1] The cultivation and possession of Cannabis for recreational use is outlawed in most countries.

Yeah, ok, and....?

I'm sorry. I just don't think pot is a big deal. It's just my opinion. You are entitled to yours as well. I don't smoke pot, and haven't since the mid 90's, but it wasn't a big deal then, and to me it is not a big deal now. I envy people who can do that shit and still maintain their jobs and lives.

I do not want to make out with a drug infested weirdo with countless microorgansims mutating in her abyssmal vaginal depths. But I would if I were really desperate and freaky and all. Thanks for the offer!

Look # 126 these people were smart a generation or two ago.
George Bush ? Their intelligence has died off.
And no one expected the Internets. Their power relies on the control of information. The control of history.
Even in the school system, or book reviews.
They're happy to start depressions and start wars. This creates wealth for Bankers in Charge and their minions.
The group - which Caroll Quigley refers to as the 'Milner Group' seems to have been taken over by Zionists 'ready to begin the war to end all wars.'
But in other news - this gal has gr8 hangers...

It appears that even "FRIST" is an absolute ape shit moron with no ability to think critically. You would expect more from someone who has the time to type inane messages all day long.

See ya.

#138, can I ask you something seriously? Why are you HERE??

# 130 And you're point is ? And who are you ?
Unfortunately Mr. 'Bink Wad' has been here for three or four years.
(Binky: Seems like ten)
Oh and #130 - Inside job ?

#140 you are cute..

( I agree Frist - a quick glance - and this gal may have issues)

Bink, Bush is a pawn - the prodigal son a nice southern (yankee born hahahahahahaha) baptist that talks to the Lord about miltary strategy and stuff. He is nothing and you can't be serious if you think the intelligence is in decline.
The elites controll everyfucking thing. I am too tired to type a boring dissertation right now but surely you know that GATT and NAFTA spelled doom for this nation?

Eh...don't worry aboutem Binky, actually "Alright!" was cool earlier, so obviously this is a troll. If not, doesn't matter, I will find him and shove a shiv in his spine and gut him like a halibut.

K, I'm kidding :(

FRIST--

Thanks. I just have lots of hostility to spread. You know...a hobby. It keeps me grounded or something like that.

Nice response. You've gained my respect. That doesn't mean that I won't insult you; it just means you're temporarily cool.

OK? Am I uhh bringing you "down"? C'mon why are YOU here? Leave bitch. Go to a rave or the forest or shoot up on the roof of your Mom's house or go back the ghetto.
PS
:)

Not a troll...FRIST. I'm just screwing around...this happens after beer o'clock. Don't take me too seriously. I don't take myself too seriously.

I laugh at a lot of your comments, which is actually one of the reasons I actually still come here.

#147 Back atcha..

#148 Nope, I'm feeling better than ever, drugs are cool

Alright! Oh, that is you? Yeah. Beer thirty. Hey, don't fuck with me. It hurts my one feeling.

Binky,

Please understand that I'm just screwing with you. I normally don't see your comments until morning, which tells me you don't have the opportunity to get on until late. You make up for lost time. My comment was a joke. My humor tends to me wayyyy too misinterpreted.

I have read up on 911, and I've visited many sites as research. I have, in fact, clicked your URL. It's got some good information. There are easier sites to navigate, but it's got good info.

Alright already...I'm done smalltalking!

FRIST --

You have two feelings from what I've gathered...thirst and sarcasm. (Those are the two important ones.)

I haven't hurt either of those, so I think I'm even with the house.

Cheers!

Ok, #152, you are clearly a troll. That's it. You're gutted. GUTTED!!!!!!!!

Oh, ok, you are not Gutted

So, "Alright!" who are you really? D. Richards? AK? Who???

#152 is a fucking troll. 153 was real.

Damnfuck. I never thought I'd have trolls. My name's not cool enough. I will convert to something weird like ISLsloshEr!

Well, it really bothers me that I don't know who the trolls are. So I'm leaving forever. Maybe I will become someone else. You will not know who I am from now on. FRIST!!! is done.

Of course he's a pawn. But his 'generations' mentality has declined. And -
'Hey - that's an explosion.' ? ( Not if no one mentions it. )
'Free fall collapse speed' through an undamaged building is impossible (just never mention it)
(Building 7 actually sped up)
Where did molten metal in the ruins come from ? (NIST doesn't mention it)
Why did Bush and Cheney refuse to testify under oath and the commissioners couldn't even take notes ? (Inside job)
So I see this and say - GW and crew screwed up. When I say their 'intelligence is in decline' - I say 'I figured it out'. And it wasn't very hard.
Believe me the world can see explosions. Explosives in the building.
If Americans can't figure that out - keep having fun in IRAQ and your future invasions.

I am an original. I've been reading since June, posting just over the past couple of days.

This makes me sound "shy." I'm not, though.

Ok alright! - you get the 'Get out of Jail Free' Card for now.
( I've always trusted trust Frist because she always has a decent skull on her site)

#161 Feel free to take out the 'trust' from Binky's comments.
Binky : If if you were a gal - I'd say 'Blow me'

Damn straight, Binky, I am real!!! And a new song by Sex Gang Children..

FRIST probably does have a decent skull. It's also possible that she has several stored away until the authorities come for her.

I remain a little suspicious of whether she's just not spelling "first" correctly.

#164 heh heh, I think I like you.

Hey 'alright!'. Beer link ? Ever heard of Sleeman's ? Honey Brown ?
(Well. Ok. Personally, I've thrown so many grenades on this site, I must admit sometimes I take G.I. Joe's advise on 'delaying the surge')
-----FlashBack -----
G.I. Joe : Binky. Buddy. One last thing. If you ever throw a few grenades. Don't ever look back. It's sort of depressing back there.
Binky : Oh.
-------End of Flashback---------

God I hate this shit.

I liked that song though Frist.
Keep 'em coming.

What "shit?"

One of em looks like she's taking a weee.

Oh yeah! She's real goy also...

Time to crash...

Well - what a day.

How much is she paying you guys to pimp her out 3 times this week. Fucking borrrrring...

She is smokin hot...but if she doesn't start wearing sunscreen and eye protection her skin will look like the backside of a baseball mitt by the time she is 35-40

Binky. You don't know that song, or are you from TC???

Frfist. What's TC ?
( I/'m going to bed - workers here tomorrow early)

Nevermind, go to bed. I thought maybe... nevermind... Good night

Tooka Cuuka ? Now you've got me curious.

I'm going to bed. I'm out of crack

Knee Ya Ha Ha : And in other news.
We're sticking with the 'msg'

well, at the heart of it, im still glad im american because of all this.

my dog has worms.

@ Auntie Kryst

methinks you have the worms, long-winded diatribe spouting bitch. you're here early today, are there no Wimpys open so early?


What a cheap slut !!!!!!!

think I have a sinus infection.

When I look at the snot after I blow my nose, it's green and there is also a little bit of blood in there, too. It's very thick and it's such a momentary relief to get all that stuff out of my nose, but 30 seconds later, I'm all plugged up again. It's like sex with my black boyfriend.

It feels so good when he's finished and pulls out, but then he just wants back in again.

Sex with my black boyfriend hurts because he is very large. I wish I had Oprah's va-ja-ja which must be larger than mine, since she is a black woman and I'm not, lol.

but seriously.

#82 - Absolutely brilliant post.

This woman is really, really hot.

Frist, nice BF ref.

And another Doonesbury strip from Binky, without the pictures.

I'd like to go to the beach and eat bacon sandwiches witht his chick.

Pretty fucking sad when the bitches know how to remove the stars from the titties, but the guys on here just scream REMOVE THE FUCKING STARS, REMOVE THE FUCKING STARS. DAYUM y'all are fucking stupid

I fucking hate bacon.

My b'friend says Her boobs look like mine! for that I awarded him with the 5 star bj. Well i know they dont look exactly like hers but what the fuck. I might be.. a little larger!! (Actually a 38 DD.}

Ok. What do you think of ingesting rabbit poop pellets? i tried this morning. BF got me a longeared silky for easter and she has been dropping tiny Turds ever since!!

Message from the Zoo Keeper: Do Not Feed The Trolls.

Also, don't Bogart the board, my friends. It makes scrolling down so tedious for those not interested in pot-based navel gazing but instead want some bitchin flame wars.

rosa is really sick in the head.
and maeghan has a serious personality disorder.

rosa is really sick in the head.
and maeghan has a serious personality disorder.

Good god, my zipper just flew off and hit someone in the eye. Ok, fine, it hit my eye, but I was looking down because my joint uppercutted me under the chin. Fake, not fake, who gives a shit? This chick is saaaaaaaah-mokin'.

@183, nope that wasn't me. I do however like your retort. Rehashed earlier comments, a comment about eating = original, and that's what you are. I'm owned, and you're the winner. Here are your lovely prizes:
-Employment after graduation
-Respect from your family
-Admiration of your peers
-A total of four actual peers to provide you with said admiration
-The deep physical and emotional love of another person of your choosing based on your sexual orientation. Either sex, but you're a bottom though right?
-A sense of health and well being.

Naw I'm just kidding. There are no prizes. You'll never have any of those things. All the same, congratulations.

Die, troll, @ 185! If you're going to bogart my identity, don't make me sound like English is my fifth language.

She's old and has leathery skin.

She's got the face of an alcoholic, too,

#190 that doesn't suprise me. fags prefer tofu

Motorboat!

#198:

Fag.

if you are what you say you are..
a superstar...
than have no fear.
the cameras are here!

I have to shit so bad that i have chills.

It is not difficult to see why this can be an advantage, including the fact that traffic cones also have the same plastic rim.

JESUS get a new story/post/whatever.

This chick is busted. I prefer the European dark-haired beauties who have 0% body fat and smoke like fuckin chimneys.

I have abnormally swollen veins in the anus. I guess that is what is called hemmeriods. They are much like varicose veins you might see on legs. Sometimes I feel it swell, burn, and itch, becoming very painful, sometimes even bleeding a little. I would like to know why we get it and do I have to see my doctor, also what kind of treatment they use for hemmeriods?

On a related note, I'm thinking about removing this site from my list of gossip entertainment as I don't like the spin on this article (& others for that matter). Get a picture with Angelina Jolie in bikini and her tats and everyone's like 'oooh hot!'

Simona, I'm shaped like a apple, as you are, kinda, most all my weight is in the abdomen. I had to have a hormonal shot to get my period started even after going through puberty. I have A LOT of hursitism. I have to shave daily and get a "five o'clock shadow." I can count on two hands how many times I've had my period without hormonal help. My daughter already has the symptoms and is only 17. Please help me. I've got to loose this weight, but it seems impossible to do!

I have been battling a weight problem for years. My husband has constantly questioned me as to why I could not be successful like other women. I have recently come to terms with some hurt from the past. I feel like I can finally beat my issue of having a weight problem. However, at the same time, my husband has the need to play mixed doubles tennis. I am very jealous and asked him not to. He said I am over-reacting. I feel like this is a real kick in the teeth. Am I over-reacting, or do I have a legitimate reason to feel hurt? Regardless, he is playing tennis.

hmm. ive got to change my id here.

WAKE UP SUPERFISH AND GET A NEW POST ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks pretty good except for the cottage cheese all over her ass and thighs. She's still fuckable, just from the front.

ooooh mama!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Wow. I just blew a pretty nice load over these pix!

I this this chick has induced a virtual bukkake.

Okay, am I the ONLY one that noticed that you can see EVERY single rib in pic #6???? She is too f'ing skinny. And even worse, she is skinny fat, meaning she has no muscle definition what-so-ever. I don't get the fascination!!

@212, you got that right. I'm still cleaning up!

Who is this bitch?

Grandma Lobster Tits. eeew.

Pubelicity Whore. Nothing more.

I should have never started the weed isn't a drug debate here because clearly 90% of the people who come on here are intelligent or cool enough to formulate their own opinion on anything. These are most likely the people who pop prescription pill after prescription pill, and then say weed is a drug. Hey you guys, plants are bad for you! Lettuce is like crack to me. I get so fucked up when I smoke it...haha. Heroin? Fuck you, I would never do heroin I've witnessed what heroin does my entire life to people because I grew up in Southern California where they have other drugs to worry about besides weed, you pussies. It must suck to be from some town where weed is all outlawed. Out here in Southern California if you get pulled over with weed, as long as it's under an oz the cops will give it back to you because they've got better substances that they know are a true threat to society to go after, such as heroin or meth even.

Meaghan, shut the fuck up.

Elliot, ohhh herr ha ha ha ha good one. I'll shut up, only if you use my anus as a vaporizer from some kind of Kush.

...may I grudge fuck you sweetheart? I like your posts even if I hate you. You make this fetid cellar of perverted psychosis a bit more so. I like that.

*shaking head*

Meaghan's posts are like late night schizophrenic blatherings. If you want to post inane personal shit, go to truemomconfessions.com and let it out.


Meaghan, shut the fuck up. I hope the fingertip fairies pay you a visit while you sleep and lop the tips of yours off.

Mo' of the ho'

http://www.simonafusco.com/gallery_new/model/Untitled24.jpg

works for untitled 1-35 or so.

This chick becomes more and more of a camera hag with each passing "article." She isn't even that pretty, take those implants away and that stringy straw hair and you have a too-tanned boy.

"peach of an arse"

Uh yeah, if you mean man-bum. She seems to have left her ass in her other bathing suit.

wow look at that tan line, been wearing the bikini everywhere?

That's so sexy and hot .She is so pretty .I love her style.I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m".Dose she had searched her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

It's called a boob...what is the big deal? I don't know why she is even bothering with any kind of suit or cover...it's obvious it's annoying her. The world would simply implode if suits were just simply not worn...but tugging away at suits makes more sense. right. Let's go back to insisting on ankle length dressing for the beach and be done with it.

Who the fuck is she!?

seriously your taste in women is horrible. kim kardasian is wayyyy better looking than this bitch. i dont even know who she is but shes got a cellulite ass and ugly face

I was interested to see what you cunts male and female had to say on this. You all are fuckin brain dead and should go fuck yourselves. I'm leaving you perverts to bitch with each other forever. You should be on seventeen.com Grow up and find some balls............

She is hot. Just saw her sexy photos on a dating site called WealthyLoves.c o m where people can find their perfect matches or quality friendships. Don't know if it is her.

Now that's hot.....Kim is a dog!

Kim a godess?? thank god we all have our own taste because Kim is the most unattractive beast I have ever seen.

que buen fudillo de vieja

wow.

this site and all its comments used to make me laugh so fucking much.

now its just full of dumb fucks that have nothing better to do than to make fun of one another rather than the stupid celebs.

Meaghan, i fucking hate you. what you say isn't the truth it is just you trying to stand out because you think the people on the internet (not just on this site) are your friends. because you can't fucking get any friends in real life. fucking cunt go die.


come on people!!! lets get back to the making fun of the celebs not talking about each other and about fucking pot

by the way who the fuck is Simona Fusco?

Can I play motorboat with her butt cheeks please? YUM!

Well whoever she is that god fot the Superficial! She is really hot!

Omg, I can't even read all this pathetic bull shit, but I do have to say that MEAGHAN is a fucking retard. You're seriously that proud that you smoke weed? Like fucking no one else does? Like it makes you awesome? You're so fucking pathetic, I seriously hope something bad happens to you and you're no longer able to have these thoughts. Omg, dumb bitch.

And #230 - "Grow up and find some balls........."??? Seriously? What is that even supposed to mean? Holy shit.

wow. First ive seen better looking girls then this but she's not bad.

And to all u ppl on here who talk crap about each other are pathetic. Get lives

Granted some are funny but most are stupid

And to this meghan girl. U talk about being in so cal and that pot isn't a drug. Its still a drug no matter where u live. Granted like everyone at my high school has tried it cuz its popular out here, but it still is illegal. I live in so cal (represent!!!!!) but it doesn't mean I do pot. U say its not bad and nobody cares if u do it, that's wrong cuz it leads to stronger drugs like x and crack

I look forward to ur response :)

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