Mar 17 2008Scary Spice still looks questionably hot in bikini
Scary Spice (a.k.a. Melanie Brown) continued her Miami vacation by jet-skiing with her husband Stephen Belafonte. She definitely looks better in these pics than earlier ones but has some questionable features. That being said, after perusing your comments I'm afraid I have to address a very controversial topic. I never thought in 2008 I'd have to discuss such issues, but I need to make the most serious and professional statement of my life:
The Superficial Writer's wang is an equal-opportunity lover of the va-jay-jay. Whether it be black, brown, white, Chinese, Danish, bran muffin or a LEGO castle covered in Pam cooking spray, odds are my weiner will hit that. Discrimination is for assholes. Oh, right, and also Mel "Sugartits" Gibson. Ha ha, that guy hates stuff.
Now that that's out of the way, good Lord, what happened to this woman's face? Did she jet-ski into a coral reef?

Reader Comments
1. yeah - March 17, 2008 5:25 PM
shes alright
2. so2315 - March 17, 2008 5:25 PM
1st!!
3. The Veggi Whore - March 17, 2008 5:25 PM
FIRST! to say she's still a stank monkey whore
4. bartokf - March 17, 2008 5:26 PM
He says "equal opportunity" but I highly doubt he'll go for Paris or Brit (or any other truly "Scary" person)
5. i was - March 17, 2008 5:26 PM
talking about the body, not the face.
6. RP - March 17, 2008 5:27 PM
Looks like she had to find a white man to take care of her kid.
7. e - March 17, 2008 5:27 PM
I wanna!! wanna! really really REALLY stick my tongue in that snatch...
8. e - March 17, 2008 5:27 PM
I wanna!! wanna! really really REALLY stick my tongue in that snatch...
9. Barack - March 17, 2008 5:28 PM
If you want to fuck a half-man (upper body) half-woman (chococottage cheese lower body) in a two-piece, I'm not going to judge you. Even though clearly you have gender confusion and a strong pull to bestiality.
10. FRIST!!! - March 17, 2008 5:30 PM
I hate it when garbage floats up onto the beach.
11. eXtasyStef - March 17, 2008 5:45 PM
Didn't she just drop a kid a while ago?
I agree, not even the Fish dude would do Paris. Brit, though, he might go for. He seemed a bit too thrilled with her cartoon alter ego.
12. Jimbo - March 17, 2008 5:57 PM
You can always roll her over or put a bog over her head.. The rest looks good..
13. Rick - March 17, 2008 5:58 PM
So this is one of those furlough programs or something? I wonder how many people got back to their beach blankets and found their wallets missing.
14. Kingsley Amis - March 17, 2008 6:04 PM
She married Kingpin from the Daredevil comics? Or is that Butterbean the wrestler? Dear lord, how do all these Uncle Fester looking Mother f**kers get these women?
15. mike - March 17, 2008 6:06 PM
I know he's black, but her husband could try a little bit harder to keep up with the white folk's conversation. His face is as blank as Jimbo's social calendar.
16. Stoney - March 17, 2008 6:08 PM
@ 6. RP
He's not white, you fool.
17. sharpeidude - March 17, 2008 6:20 PM
That's Harry Belafonte's son or nephew I think.
18. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 17, 2008 6:22 PM
she be getting her bananas tallied... (wtf ever that means)
19. Maverick - March 17, 2008 6:32 PM
I suppose she is hot if you are into thick women with tatoos.
20. Mel Gibson...and...tell me more - March 17, 2008 6:34 PM
Out of all people on this earth including Osama bin Laden etc. we have to pick on Mel Gibson. Why? Because he drunkenly says the Jews are behind all the wars? Is the write aware of Zionism and the New World Order?
1) No, he is ignorant or
2) He agrees with it
3) Who cares he is apolitical (history and economics and the banking cartel and the military industrial establishment and incessant wars for the profit of the few, ehhh don't bother him much)
This is not an anti-semitic statement on my part. 99.99% or whatever Jews have nothing to do with this and noone came to save them during WW2 so it sure aint their fault. So yeah you can't blame them it's just the elite bankers who are war profiteers. And who are they?
Do Israelites discriminate against Palestinians? Isn't that anti-semitism (definition of semite: a member of any of various ancient and modern peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including the Akkadians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, and Arabs)??????????
21. FRIST!!! - March 17, 2008 6:48 PM
Today is St. Patrick's Day, a day for lepruchans (sp?) NOT TROLLS!!
FYI #10-not me, I'm not nearly that vicious OR clever.
I JUST WANT A GREEN BEER, DAMMIT!!!
22. eXtasyStef - March 17, 2008 6:57 PM
Guinness sounds good right about now.
23. woodhorse - March 17, 2008 7:00 PM
In the immortal words of Missy Swann, "she look lika Man" - color has nothing to do with it. There is a very realistic makeup job on Robert Downey Jr. to make him black for a movie part. He looks completely different and still HOT. I cannot imagine how Scary made the Spice Girl tryouts unless they were trying to find someone to make the rest look feminine.
24. Walter - March 17, 2008 7:00 PM
Face? What face.
25. Walter - March 17, 2008 7:00 PM
Face? What face.
26. titlesswonder - March 17, 2008 7:10 PM
she looks hot, he is NOT, what a fugly husband, hope to feck that he's rich at least.
27. jen - March 17, 2008 7:17 PM
I don't undersdtand why people are being so mean? She has a woman's body and is very beautiful. I hate the spice girls but I have a body similar to that and I don't work out at all. She is not masculine or macho looking. If you people think so you are all weak stick b*tches
28. woodhorse - March 17, 2008 7:23 PM
Jen, I didn't say she was a bad looking man. I don't like my men to wear bikinis though. That looks bad.
29. Janine - March 17, 2008 7:24 PM
She is a very masculine looking 'woman'. The man tattos don't help with it all or the fake looking implants. She also has nasty teeth.
30. dude - March 17, 2008 7:27 PM
Ah yes, me mates, I've already started on me green beer....
She still looks like a gorilla.
I'm glad I don't have to fuck dirty animals like this chimp-lookin' skank. Nice tats. How many years did she do, by the way? Looks like about 10. Probably looked at a white man the wrong way. Got off light.
31. Erica - March 17, 2008 7:37 PM
Would you rather be sexing some girl and her snap in half from being so skinny or a girl who can take it without breaking? Muscles are good. The anorexic look is gross. Just a thought to all you people saying she looks manly. I mean..her face is kind of bad. And she has a muscular body, which is good.
32. oompa loompa - March 17, 2008 7:40 PM
@ 23
i love ms swan!!!!! no one has made a reference to her in a long time. mad tv sucks without her.
anyway, scary spice is gross, and colour has nothing to do with it. i don't understand why people always bring up race. that being said, she used to be very pretty before, but now she's just kinda frumpy, or looks like a "shulmpadinka" as oprah would say. now THAT lady is annoying.
33. celebrty sexy video and pictures - March 17, 2008 8:19 PM
tnx mann
34. LL - March 17, 2008 9:15 PM
Questionable taste in baby daddies aside, I always thought Mel (or whatever the fuck she's calling herself now) was attractive. I mean, put her next to Halle Berry and she doesn't compare well, but next to lots of other chicks, white, black, whatever, she's very doable. She needs to lose that necklace, though. She's at the beach, not a club.
35. Luckyone - March 17, 2008 9:33 PM
I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
36. Big Daddy - March 17, 2008 10:16 PM
I'd hit that
37. FRIST!!! - March 17, 2008 10:19 PM
It's like they're filming a science fiction movie, and they can't decide if the Earth of the future will be dominated by monkeys (her) or the return of Neanderthals (him).
38. Sandy - March 17, 2008 10:27 PM
lmao@the look of complete incomprehension on her husband's face. I wonder how many times a day she has to yell "ungawa!" at him.
39. evilance - March 17, 2008 10:35 PM
Next to a fat guy she looks hot! and his nipples are oddly small don't you think?
40. urbanaesthete - March 17, 2008 10:49 PM
#30. She's no gorilla. She's a yeti--more of a mountain creature.
41. Clem - March 17, 2008 11:04 PM
She's an utter monster.
42. Big Daddy - March 17, 2008 11:06 PM
chocolate fuck
43. Choocher - March 17, 2008 11:39 PM
What #18 meant to say:
I was under the impression that Mr. Belafonte only liked to tally bananas.
44. HAHA - March 18, 2008 12:38 AM
#30 You are the reason white women love abortions. They pay doctors to go into their dreary stash & snuff your dumb asses. If you were not dying to fuck her you would not be her jizzin' to her picture. you know im right.
45. I am Sam - March 18, 2008 12:50 AM
its unbelievable how racist/evil people are when they are on computers. shes a hot woman with nice curves. you probably want to hit that . stop acting like you don't.
btw for all the dumbasses asking what race has to do with it? EVERYTHING when people are comparing her to a gorilla and or a dirt monster. common sense people.
46. angie10996 - March 18, 2008 12:53 AM
Oh come on! At least she's freakin real! Half of you dumb fucks wish they had a girl that cold even wear a bikini without covering themselves, so freakin lighten man!
47. angie10996 - March 18, 2008 12:59 AM
As I've said before, dudes wish you had at the least a girl like that! You dudes think you deserve some freakin high standards when half of you are shittin fuck faced fat! Sleep with that you fatties.
48. bootlips - March 18, 2008 1:04 AM
It seems all black women are built like linebackers.
49. angie10996 - March 18, 2008 1:23 AM
whatever "bootips",...I bet that in a second if you saw her you'd be all over that!!!
I wouldn't knock it if I was you!!!
50. Famous Plastic - March 18, 2008 1:44 AM
Remember when she had a baby? Is it not weird that she's constantly on vacation with her new hubby and the baby is locked up somewhere. Eddie didn't want it, Melanie doesn't want it....Maybe she sold the baby to the church of Scientology?
51. Snoodle - March 18, 2008 1:52 AM
She looks like she could kick some serious ass if someone gets too close...
52. Ella - March 18, 2008 2:26 AM
She has an amazing body. I'd tap that.
53. fade2blue - March 18, 2008 3:08 AM
There are times when I feel that we have come a long way in terms of racism in America. But then I go onto a site like this and read the comments. It's fucking depressing how racist people are. I feel sorry for all the racist assholes out there because they have nothing better to do than put other people down. Melanie Brown is a beautiful and healthy woman.
54. Bob - March 18, 2008 6:41 AM
The girl is so sexy and cute.More photos of her is on "SeekingRich.com".If you are looking for a cute girl or a handsome and rich man,you would come to "SeekingRich.com".Believe yourself,you will find your lover on that website.
55. Serial Rapist - March 18, 2008 7:43 AM
She's in decent shape because she just came out of that dancing with the stars bullshit. Give her six months and she'll be back to her Afro-gorilla roots.
56. Serial Rapist - March 18, 2008 7:46 AM
53. Shove it you pig. Racism will end when black people are gone.
57. IKE - March 18, 2008 8:49 AM
I've got something "scary" for her.
*UNZIP THE DRAGON'S LAIR!!*
58. MingMung - March 18, 2008 9:25 AM
I view the spice girls the same way children view pokemon: catch them all. Then sex them up. (children are crazy 'bout them pokemons)
59. havoc - March 18, 2008 9:29 AM
So does she tuck it between her legs or what?
.
60. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 18, 2008 9:31 AM
I wonder if those things squirt chocolate milk..?
61. Jimbo - March 18, 2008 9:44 AM
I agree with you, fade2blue, the racism here is disgusting. But I don't think the pussies here are representative of the population at large. I fucking hope not.
Also to all you fucks saying she's ugly and fat- I doubt any of you have ever fucked a decent looking woman in your life. Surely if you even have girlfriends, they are fat and disgusting and you probably have to pay them to get them to touch your tiny wangs.
62. ColorMeFabulous - March 18, 2008 9:56 AM
I LOVE how she wears the " Bling" even in the ocean. Love Her !
63. SmokingGirl - March 18, 2008 10:17 AM
We (Americans specifically) have come an extremely long way when it comes to racism.
People online rarely represent the majority, infact, because of the fact that people can hide behind a screen name, things are typed and statements are made that many (even those typing) would never actually say in a social setting.
That being said, freedom of speech is freedom of speech. People may say what they wish, and while one might not agree with another, or that one finds the other a survived abortion, the fact of the matter is is that people may say whatever they would like to say.
So remember, people are only offensive if you "allow" them to be offensive. Someone can make the most asinine and inane statement in the history of mankind, but if you don't let said statement effect you, then that statement means nothing. People give racist statements their power...they have no power in and of themselves.
But with that being said, I hope everyone had an enjoyable St. Patrick's Day, and also, this woman is English. She LOOKS English, no matter what race she is, and that explains the teeth...and some other various facial features.
64. Fede - March 18, 2008 10:46 AM
Well in some pictures her body looks very nice and curvy...but as soon as you zoom in on her abdominals, you cannot really say she's female...I don't have many difficulties to imagine her on a boxing ring. To me she is not a "real woman" like many of you say, nor all those "pale, skinny, anorexic plastic " ones...Let's be sincere, in a society where the 80% of people is overweight, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks "a real woman".
65. mkbjon - March 18, 2008 10:52 AM
She has a very nice body-----extremely so for having just had a baby not long ago. And she is not wearing makeup---she looks different, although not quite as busted as Pamela Anderson without hers---yikes!
And to all of the racists out there---eat your hearts out! Your words are more successful at making you look foolish than actually offending anyone, but hey---at least we made enough impact on you to keep us in your minds. That is the best gift of all---you may seek to remove us from your presence, but the irony is that you can't even stop thinking about us. LOL
66. heyjeer - March 18, 2008 10:57 AM
Oh, please!
She looks perfectly ordinary to me. And in better shape than ordinary so really, all the vitriole is just catty.
Take a look at her husband. The two of them look nicely matched - they look like they could go to the Jersey Shore and fit right in.
67. Littlebitty78 - March 18, 2008 11:55 AM
This is exactly why they need to make it a federal crime for any women to show up at the beach, grocery story, gym and everywhere else without make-up on.
68. jimena - March 18, 2008 12:18 PM
questionably hot??
ugly ass, hideous face, fake tits, Mars-like & Piggy legs...
whatever you say, dude.
seems that anyone with fake tits is roughly hot these days... *phew*
69. lipper - March 18, 2008 12:42 PM
She looks too muscular in the middle.. it looks out of sorts with the rest? But seriously, after having a baby I wish I looked so good. She is pretty, and at the beach who wants to put on make up and do your hair just so you can get in the water and undo all the work?? Please!
.. remember peeps and lighten the hell up. This is a SLAM site, not meant for intellectual conversation. Good lord! Most what is said is to shock and awe. Duh. I don't know how many white girls we trash.. hello like Britney? So should I scream racism? Please.
I just wish I knew what the fish man looks like. rawr!
70. Jennifer - March 18, 2008 1:02 PM
She's lovely, very nice physique, looks incredible for being in her 30s and having just had a baby. All that aside, why do people aim all their criticism at her and completely ignore the sea monster she is standing next to? It's not because she's a woman, right? Because sexism and racism and all the rest of it, that doesn't still exist in 2008. Of course not.
71. Serial Rapist - March 18, 2008 1:20 PM
Looks like some people are just figuring out how trolls work. Look at my name for fuck's sake. Of course we are looking to get a reaction out of you jigaboos.
72. Starbucks - March 18, 2008 2:48 PM
Yikes!
73. prettypolly - March 18, 2008 3:09 PM
it annoys me what a coward mr superficial is being so politically correct as soon as the race card gets played. anyway she is ugly and like most black women completely incapable of marrying and keeping a man- no wonder as soon as a black man gets money the first thing he does is run to a white girl. black women are not marriage material they are booty call material.
74. prettypolly - March 18, 2008 3:09 PM
it annoys me what a coward mr superficial is being so politically correct as soon as the race card gets played. anyway she is ugly and like most black women completely incapable of marrying and keeping a man- no wonder as soon as a black man gets money the first thing he does is run to a white girl. black women are not marriage material they are booty call material.
75. Reap What You Sow - March 18, 2008 3:39 PM
I love how stupid and ignorant these racist cottage cheese curds are. Don't forget: it was white people who were so stupid and too lazy to do their own work for themselves that they had to go and steal other people to do it for them.
Lazy pasty thieving buggers.
76. J. - March 18, 2008 5:18 PM
So of you people are real assholes!
Ignorant, BACKWARDS, ASSHOLES!!!!
-jl
77. ixz - March 18, 2008 8:57 PM
Fucking whities.
78. Jen - March 18, 2008 9:22 PM
"There are times when I feel that we have come a long way in terms of racism in America. But then I go onto a site like this and read the comments. It's fucking depressing how racist people are. I feel sorry for all the racist assholes out there because they have nothing better to do than put other people down. Melanie Brown is a beautiful and healthy woman."
I agree with everything you said but that last sentence. She's ugly, but I myself am a beautiful brown-skinned woman with an amazing body and a pretty face. Melanie needs to quit smoking, it makes her look really trashy.
79. Jen - March 18, 2008 9:24 PM
"it annoys me what a coward mr superficial is being so politically correct as soon as the race card gets played. anyway she is ugly and like most black women completely incapable of marrying and keeping a man- no wonder as soon as a black man gets money the first thing he does is run to a white girl. black women are not marriage material they are booty call material."
This actually made me cry. This is completely unfair. I am an amazing woman who's nothing but nice to everyone I know, smart, funny, and gorgeous, and the fact that you are willing to hate MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
80. Jen - March 18, 2008 9:25 PM
"it annoys me what a coward mr superficial is being so politically correct as soon as the race card gets played. anyway she is ugly and like most black women completely incapable of marrying and keeping a man- no wonder as soon as a black man gets money the first thing he does is run to a white girl. black women are not marriage material they are booty call material."
This actually made me cry. This is completely unfair. I am an amazing woman who's nothing but nice to everyone I know, smart, funny, gorgeous, and probably AT LEAST half your size, and the fact that you are willing to hate MILLIONS OF PEOPLE whom you haven't even met speaks volumes about your lack of intelligence and character. FURTHERMORE, there are plenty of black women stealing the best of your men and MARRYING THEM, myself included.
So there.
81. Jen - March 18, 2008 9:29 PM
"
I love how stupid and ignorant these racist cottage cheese curds are. Don't forget: it was white people who were so stupid and too lazy to do their own work for themselves that they had to go and steal other people to do it for them.
Lazy pasty thieving buggers."
This isn't the right approach EITHER. Falling down to the level of the least intelligent members of any race and hating entire groups of people is complete foolishness. Hate people for the dumbass individuals they are, not for their race. My boyfriend is a tall, dark and handsome white guy, and we are madly in love with each other and plan on marrying one day, and I would never blame him for some idiotic remark some dumbass American made just because they happen to share a similar skinshade. The point is to ignore ignorant people, not emulate them.
82. Cyclops - March 18, 2008 9:43 PM
#73, lots of black women run to white men as soon as they've got money too, there are about a dozen interracial websites out there dedicated to the topic of the most successful black women dating white men. It's trendy right now to do it.
83. KatrinaTaylor08 - March 18, 2008 10:06 PM
Its mighty funny how majority of the white people featured on this site are quick to comment on her gorgeous skin tone when the average white woman in America hates being white and goes to the tanning salon weekly to PAY for what she already ''naturally'' has....a GOLDEN SUNKISSED skintone! So stop being racist and negative and stop tanning to look darker if you are against dark skin!
84. TheTenia - March 18, 2008 10:13 PM
Hey Jen,
Thank God for the Sickle Cell.
85. Jen - March 18, 2008 10:18 PM
#84, thank God for natural selection. Your kids will be as retarded as you are, and die off quickly.
And don't get pissed because there are millions of black women stealing the best of your men. Maybe if you weren't so slutty and coked-out, this wouldn't be happening to you.
86. HAHA - March 18, 2008 10:27 PM
I am so lucky #82 I have a gorgeous white husband who loves my biracial skin tone. He has money , true.Not White trash at all.They have for years. I earn my living. Now, I have a Danish last name now. We have been married for 5 years. He does not hate white women. Just the experience. Hates the pink skin. (the old baggy stuff) I am his first black girlfriend. And his only proprosal. You are just threatened.White men love me. Even Cowboy's.
# 34 Thank God for sickle? All the children in St. Jude are white. I guess we have him to thank for your bad chromosome pool? Also I like being compared to chimps and monkeys and gorillas the smartest mammals under humans. The only reasons plastic surgeons are rich is because of desperate white women. We are gonna take all your men.
87. Jen - March 18, 2008 10:36 PM
#86, I'm the first black (biracial too) girl my gorgeous white man has been with and he wants to marry me. Slutty white girls throw themselves at him all the time, but he turns 'em down flat! No going back once you've had a good woman who can satisfy all your needs. It's true that they're threatened. As they SHOULD be. Black women age so much slower than white women. If we keep in shape, then by middle age all their men will be turning them in for us.
Superficial Writer, you're not doing us any favours by featuring Fugmo's like Mel B. Why don't you feature http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/5071/PaulaPatto_Kambo_9998973_400.jpg
or
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/issues/2004/04_jwhite_03.html
instead of just Alessandra Ambrosio and Paris Hilton?
Hotness comes in all colours.
88. Serial Rapist - March 18, 2008 10:40 PM
About the slavery comment; it was your own people who sold eachother to slavers. Markets come before buyers. Also, do some research on race and IQ. You will quickly realize that racism is actually intellectualism. Look at Africa and all of its beautiful contributions to modern society. The average IQ in Africa is 75. That is borderline retarded. Racism is realism.
89. HAHA - March 18, 2008 10:44 PM
Go Jen! We Rock! And they know it. If they were not so full of hate, maybe they could get themselves a good white man too! lol. I just know they hate the pic of Mel B. being followed by smiling white men. It is a new day. Halle Berry, Thandie Newton,Lisa Bonet,Mariah Carey, Nichole Richie,Rihanna, Me, Jen...on and on.............................
90. Jen - March 18, 2008 10:53 PM
HAHA, Paula Patton is my favorite pick to be the next Halle Berry or Charlize Theron. Just look at her:
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t143/testizel/paula.jpg
She's stunning! And just like all of the most beautiful sistas, she's with a handsome white guy!
91. Jen - March 18, 2008 10:54 PM
Here she is again! http://heidimeek.com/celebrity/edit/images/PaulaPatton1_000.jpg
lol! I want to see tons of her on this site, even if I have to put it here myself! haha!
92. Jen - March 18, 2008 10:56 PM
Serial Rapist (no, you're not troubled AT ALL...) I don't live in Africa, I live in Canada. And my IQ is 127. If you're so concerned with Africa and Africans why don't you move there and let them hunt you.
93. TheTenia - March 18, 2008 10:59 PM
Uh, I am a man. A white man. I don't blame you, I wouldn't fuck a ni gger either. I'll stick with my hot Khmer Wife. Have fun silverback.
94. Jen - March 18, 2008 11:22 PM
Regardless of what the racist pricks on THIS site say, there are plenty of white guys who love beautiful black women. That's why they voted Beyonce Fantasy Girlfriend 2007!
95. Jen - March 18, 2008 11:23 PM
Regardless of what these racist pricks on THIS site say, there are plenty of white men who love beautiful black women. That's why they voted Beyonce #1 Fantasy Girlfriend 2007 on AskMen.com! And we love them right back!
96. HAHA - March 19, 2008 12:13 AM
Yes Jen, I agree . Paula Patton is Gorgeous & has a very smart and lucky husband. The people on this site are just afraid of what they are feeling. Is it not interesting that these white guys are choosing to look at these pictures in the first place if they hate black women so much. Guess they cannot get enough! By the way, there is a thin line between love & hate.
97. Jen - March 19, 2008 8:46 AM
Well, this site isn't my favorite anyway. I prefer HollywoodTuna. This site seems to be a magnet for The Klan.
98. emptyhandkiller - March 19, 2008 9:50 AM
I heard that her baby actually gnawed its way out of her womb... and the scar tissue left behind has made the inside of her baby hole like coarse sandpaper. Therefore, I shall NOT be doing her. Besides, her mongoloid husband might ram my farthole during our mating.
99. Lulabelle - March 19, 2008 9:58 AM
To emptyhandkiller: You slimy piece of trash, how DARE you make such a dirty, disgusting comment about someone you wouldn't ever have a chance with. I am sure Mel would choose NOT to date a fat, lying, stupid idiot like you. Sorry, you will just have to settle for any small mammal you can trap outside near the tree house you live in. Scum.
100. skull - March 19, 2008 10:20 AM
I would definitely do her. I would also definitely put a tear resistant bag over her head. There is no way I could maintain a decent erection while thrusting if I had to look at HER face! Yuck. The wonders of makeup and the airbrush. At least she has a nice hard body, even if her boobs are as phony as Obama's lame church excuses. Why do 99.9% of you sluts have such ugly faces? No wonder most guys choose hookers.
101. No Country for White Men - March 19, 2008 11:39 AM
88. Serial Rapist - March 18, 2008 10:40 PM
About the slavery comment; it was your own people who sold eachother to slavers. Markets come before buyers. Also, do some research on race and IQ. You will quickly realize that racism is actually intellectualism. Look at Africa and all of its beautiful contributions to modern society. The average IQ in Africa is 75. That is borderline retarded. Racism is realism.
#88. So let's analyze your argument. You're saying that Africans are "retarded", yet you also claim they were shrewd enough to singlehandedly create a worldwide "market" that generated international trade for centuries. Oh, and why don't you provide the name of the journal in which the study you cited on IQ was published? Additionally, if you were aware of anything regarding IQ you would understand that intelligence quotient exams are biased and are not accurate measures of intelligence at all.
The fact remains that your ancestors were too LAZY to do their own work. Blacks built this country and cultivated the land that you now enjoy (as well as satisfied your men who turned to us when white women proved to be too much of a turnoff). Biracial slaves didn't just spring from test tubes.
But nice try. :-)
You're in OUR country. Enjoy your stay while your numbers dwindle.
102. prettypollly - March 19, 2008 1:39 PM
well statistically very few white men like black women compared to white girls who seem to love black men- i am a slightly above average in attractiveness white girl and you can surround me with black or indian girls who are much hotter than me but all the guys- white and black alike will go for me, most men i know whatever their colour see a white woman as the ultimate trophy and that is just fact and i freely admit to being only slightly above average in attractiveness and i dress conservatively so its not like i give off "this girl will sleep with me." vibes. sure there will be the odd guy who goes for the non white girl but the general trend is white girl> non white girl.
anyway my main bone of contention was that racism is oh so shocking that the superficial writer felt the need to put a disclaimer castigating it but the constant sexism on this site is so accepted- why can we poke fun at death (heath ledger anyone?), mental illness (britney?), and women being fat and unhealthy but not race? why is race so special?
103. Get A Clue - March 19, 2008 4:22 PM
#102 I love how you people love to say "statistically" and "studies show" and then go on not only to NOT quote any statistics (other than your own experience which, last time I checked, did not constitute a "statistic") but also to come to some illogical conclusion.
Very few white men like black women compared to white girls who love black men? The last time I checked, the slave masters fucking the black female WERE white.
Want statistics? I dunno, try looking around you. See all those biracial black people? Where the HELL do you think they came from?
104. Get A Clue - March 19, 2008 4:25 PM
#102 I love how you people love to say "statistically" and "studies show" and then go on not only to NOT quote any statistics (other than your own experience which, last time I checked, did not constitute a "statistic") but also to come to some illogical conclusion.
Very few white men like black women compared to white girls who love black men? The last time I checked, the slave masters fucking the black female slaves WERE white.
Want statistics? I dunno, try looking around you. See all those biracial black people? Where the HELL do you think they came from?
105. Jen - March 19, 2008 6:12 PM
#102, my experience is the opposite - most of my friends are blonde girls, and I'm biracial and whenever we go out they go for me. Yes, I have a fantastic body, but I think it's because I look different and they all look the same, like bobbleheads. My boyfriend is gorgeous and looks like Mark Paul Gosselaar, and my blonde friends are jealous of me.
106. Jen - March 19, 2008 6:20 PM
Also, 102, why make your name "Pretty Polly" if you admit to being average-looking? I will admit right now that I am more than average-looking, but so are my blonde girlfriends who are single or have average-looking boyfriends. I have never had to date an ugly white guy. The only ones I've had to date are the really cute ones.
Black guys do tend to think white girls are the ultimate trophy, that is true, so it would not suprise me if they would go for a fat or ugly white chick over a good-looking black or Indian chick. Everyone knows they do this. But those average-looking white chicks also end up raising babies alone, because they dump them once they get pregnant. So lady, just beware.
The trend now, as I mentioned before, is for black girls to go for white guys over black ones now too. Especially the more attractive/educated ones, like Halle Berry or Paula Patton.
107. brittany - March 19, 2008 7:14 PM
ya shes def a "scary" spice esp in that
108. bigdog - March 19, 2008 11:16 PM
^^You're right. Black guys tend to go for white chicks while they're young. What are they supposed to do? White chicks give it up easier and will do anything to please. Black chicks are too independent and strong willed. You can just tell a white broad what to do (or lick), and she'll do it.
Also, white broads are past their prime lookswise when they're about 23 - maybe 25 years old if they're lucky.
So, I figure, we may as well round up all the white practice hoes while they're in their prime, throw them as used up wrinkly old scraps to the white boys once those chicks hit about 25 years old, then settle down with the ultimate prize: one of our fine-ass headstrong fiesty black women.
109. mammothbuns - March 20, 2008 7:59 AM
Since so many of you black idiots have started screaming about slavery, I hereby declare that we should reinstate that grand institution! It would make life so much easier for me. I need my house painted, the lawn mowed, and I will pick up a few coal black lady slaves I can pork in between whipping the guy slaves. I hope I don't hurt my arm whipping dem slaves... then I will just switch arms.
110. slavelover - March 20, 2008 8:48 AM
I have been to Africa and have found the natives there to be very intelligent and clever. Members of the Bombawonga tribe in Zambia showed me how they suck farts out of the anuses of wildebeasts to get a temporary high! I didn't try it, though.
111. Cheryl - March 20, 2008 9:12 AM
I am a white girl, and I would NEVER have sex with a black man. They just look dirty with that dark skin. I also cannot stand the sight of one of their huge, deformed, veiny boners. The thought of that huge black sausage thrusting in and out of me is repulsive. And, their enormous scrotums with those two apple sized testicles inside, just waiting to pump out a cupful of instant baby juice frightens me. I will just stick to flabby white guys with their 4 inch boners and scraggly haired scrotums, thank you very much.
112. Jen - March 20, 2008 10:12 AM
I hope the Superficial Writer is happy. He's officially hosting the meeting place for the KKK. But as I've said before, I'm not going to take the lunacy and idiocy of these fools out on all white people, there are good and bad people of every race. Blaming one person for the actions or behaviour of another when they don't even know each other and the only thing they have in common is a similar skin shade is indicative of extreme irrationality and mental illness.
113. HAHA - March 20, 2008 11:52 PM
Wow Cheryl, You know more about what a black guy's privates look like than I ever will. Fantasy is a very powerful tool! I bet you are cleaning yourself up now.haha... Don't worry about ever being lucky enough to get a black guy. There are some white girls that even they will not touch.
Thrusting,huh?
114. HAHA - March 21, 2008 12:02 AM
Mark Paul Gosselaar! Jen you are lucky!
115. Jebus - March 21, 2008 8:25 AM
I'd spank her :P
116. Cheryl - March 21, 2008 10:03 AM
To HAHA - maybe I know more about a black man's sex organ because I have actually SEEN one in action. Two years ago, I walked in on my roommate (who is white), and she was getting ramporked by a black guy she works with. He had her on the floor and was thrusting her across the rug with his jambing pelvis. I watched thru a partly open door, and watched his giant cock and balls do their work. He ended up pushing her head thru the wall, and when he came his huge testicles actually pulsated as they pumped their load of chowder. So, HAHA, I know what I am talking about, so you can F off.
117. HAHA - March 21, 2008 10:26 AM
Cheryl you are tooooooo funny! You watched till the end? Your house or not.Trust me. It has something to do with tact.
118. emptyhandkiller - March 21, 2008 12:05 PM
Hey, CHERYL ---- Since you don't want to have sex with a black guy, can I come over to your house and do you? My hog has a few scabs on it, but I don't think that I am contagious right now. And, I will NOT use a condom, as it takes away too much sensation. Maybe we could video our hump fest and put it on the web. I have a throbbing boner just thinking about pumping you... let me know......
119. Freud - March 21, 2008 2:39 PM
Hi Racists! Let's take a moment to exercise that great intelligence of yours by processing information about why you are such a scumbag.
Just as there is no such thing as a collective or racial mind, there is no such thing as a collective or racial achievement. There are only individual minds and individual achievements -- and a culture is not the anonymous product of undifferentiated masses, but the sum of the intellectual achievements of individual men.
Even if it were proven -- which it is not -- that the incidence of men of potentially superior brain power is greater among the members of certain races than among the members of others, it would still tell us nothing about any given individual and it would be irrelevant to one's judgment of him. A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race -- and a moron is a moron, regardless of the number of geniuses who share his racial origin. It is hard to say which is the more outrageous injustice: the claim of Southern racists that a Negro genius should be treated as inferior because his race has "produced" some brutes -- or the claim of a German brute to the status of a superior because his race has "produced" Goethe, Schiller and Brahms.
These are not two different claims, of course, but two applications of the same basic premise. The question of whether one alleges the superiority or the inferiority of any given race is irrelevant; racism has only one psychological root: the racist's sense of his own inferiority.
Like every other form of collectivism, racism is a quest for the unearned. It is a quest for automatic knowlege -- for an automatic evaluation of men's characters that bypasses the responsibility of exercising rational or moral judgment -- and, above all, a quest for an automatic self-esteem (or pseudo-self-esteem).
So basically you guys bypass any use of individual judgement when you believe that someone is inferior or less intelligent than you based on your experiences with a LIMITED portion of that group.
I am black and I have been going to Superficial for a long time but my threshold for degredation has officially been reached. FISH YOU'VE LOST A LOYAL READER. I suggest a little moderating in the future to avoid this type of thing.
120. Jen - March 21, 2008 5:11 PM
I second that. Not coming here again. I have to say how ironic I find it how much more eloquent and intelligent the black people here have proved themselves to be than the racists, though. But then, according to Wikipedia, "The results for the propensity of individuals at higher educational attainment levels to participate less in endogamy over the 10-year period were similar across races, including whites, Hispanics, African Americans and Asian Americans." For those of you who are intellecually challenged (and boy have you made yourselves known), endogamy refers to marrying within one's own race. Exogamy (marrying OUTSIDE of one's race) is a privilege reserved for the educated and wealthy. Basically, not for the most part, Superficial readers.
121. skull - March 22, 2008 6:52 AM
Freud and Jen; I don't hate black people for any of the reasons that you two "geniuses" listed. I hate them because they simply smell. Now, if you two wonder people would put your heads together to cure that one, then you would be doing the world a favor in race relations. If you do that, then I could throw my clothespin away!
122. jobless - March 22, 2008 3:24 PM
why does her ass look so different here? :
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/08/08/well-i-guess-kate-hudson-and-owen-wilson-are-way-over/
123. Cyclops - March 22, 2008 7:01 PM
skull, I think your nose is too close to your dick cheddar. That's probably the smell that's following you around.
It's sort of like those credit card commercials:
Price of a new home: $150,000
Price of a new car: $30,000
Price of seeing the look on a white woman's face when she realized that she is not God's gift to men:
PRICELESS!
124. Cyclops - March 22, 2008 7:12 PM
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
125. skull - March 23, 2008 8:02 AM
Cyclops - Obviously you are a total idiot. I have honestly and calmly expressed my opinion and you attack me. So, it's a shameful act if I say someone smells? Even after showering or bathing, every black person I have known emits an overpowering, odd odor within five minutes. Is that MY fault? Cyclops, if you are black, and only hang around with your homies, then you will never understand how bad you smell. Go find a white person who doesn't run away from you and ask them if you smell. If you aren't a mugger or escaped murderer, they may tell you the truth. Good luck and keep scrubbing!
126. Mark - March 24, 2008 8:11 AM
Large sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?
127. Mark - March 24, 2008 8:13 AM
Large sexy .I just saw her in millonaire dating site"WealthyLoving.com".Is she really fall in love with a young sexy boy?
128. bea - March 24, 2008 10:00 PM
no worries. racists only voice their opinions on the internet because real life has already proven them wrong.
129. Grip - March 26, 2008 8:19 PM
You racists just kill me with your ignorant, back woods hick redneck way of thinking. While you are putting her down for the way she looks, your white mothers, sisters, and sister/cousins are injecting and implanting any and everything they can find into themselves, to have the fuller lips, juicier behinds, ethnic features and curvy bodys that black women naturally have, so stop the madness.
130. tim - March 26, 2008 10:48 PM
this picture looks to me like they used makeup to appear like they have ab muscles. it also looks bad on that douches pecs
131. Hfire3 - March 27, 2008 12:06 AM
lotsa forehead
132. Cyclops - March 27, 2008 5:41 PM
"Even after showering or bathing, every black person I have known emits an overpowering, odd odor within five minutes. Is that MY fault? Cyclops, if you are black, and only hang around with your homies, then you will never understand how bad you smell. Go "
You are clearly mentally challenged. Most of my friends are white, not that it matters. Go eat your dick cheddar. Ever seen Shortbus? That's what you gay white people like to do in your spare time.
133. Cyclops - March 27, 2008 5:43 PM
This, and because they know black people would beat the fuck out of them if they said this shit out loud. Take your cowardly inverted-dick obviously faggot self to HR and say that shit there. See where that gets you, hypocrite.
134. Lemon - March 30, 2008 9:41 AM
who the fuck wears a necklace to the beach?
135. aja - March 31, 2008 11:16 PM
She has very caucasian features.
136. jonesy - April 1, 2008 12:31 PM
I'd just like to say that all the black/white stuff is amusing to read. I especially liked the comment where a black person chastised a white person for making inappropriate racist comments and then promptly made a derogatory remark about gay people at the end of his post. You can't make this shit up........
137. jules - April 2, 2008 4:11 AM
YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF RASIST BASTARDS - LISTEN TO YOURSELVES, YOU'RE A NATION OF MORONS, HOW DARE YOU CRITISIZE OTHERS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT YOURSELVES.
138. amal - April 6, 2008 7:15 PM
Omg you guys are crazy! Mel has an a great body. Its not all skinny and she is not fat amazing abs and mel is a pretty girl but them cigs and drinking is having a toll on her
139. darkgothik - July 1, 2008 11:56 AM
shes hot as fuck ,i would love to tit fuck her.
140. Jonas - December 3, 2008 1:42 AM
i wanna lick her butt hole!!!! yummy,........