Mar 26 2008Robin Williams' wife files for divorce
Robin William's wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing "irreconcilable differences." That's lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven. Ok! Magazine reports:
The two met when Marcia worked as a nanny for the Oscar-winning actor and his first wife, Valerie Velardi, looking after their son Zachary, now 24. Shortly after his divorce from Valerie, Robin and Marcia tied the knot on April 30, 1989. They have two children, Zelda, 18, and Cody, 16.
Wow, with a story like that, I'm surprised these two crazy lovebirds didn't make it. It makes you wonder if there's any hope out there for the rest of us? I need to go to the strip club and do some deep, spiritual thinking. But first I have to tell my girlfriend I'm working late in Japan. That way she's not suspicious when I come around noon tomorrow all hungover in crotchless samurai armor. I just love her so much, you know?

Reader Comments
1. Yo - March 26, 2008 3:11 PM
Kids are cute.
2. Skeps - March 26, 2008 3:12 PM
I don't care what people say Robin Williams is god
3. Kingsley Amis - March 26, 2008 3:12 PM
Hmm, I didn't knwo Robin Williams was married to that Camryn Mannheim from Ally McBeal. Where did all the earrings go?
You'd think with all his wealth, he could buy a ferret to gnaw that thing off her face.
4. Argyle - March 26, 2008 3:12 PM
I can't believe they actually named a child Zelda.
5. Kingsley Amis - March 26, 2008 3:12 PM
Hmm, I didn't know Robin Williams was married to that Camryn Mannheim from Ally McBeal. Where did all the earrings go?
You'd think with all his wealth, he could buy a ferret to gnaw that thing off her face.
6. Tits McGee - March 26, 2008 3:16 PM
Thank GAWD someone brought up the M&M stuck to her cheek!
7. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2008 3:20 PM
I didn't even know he was married. And yeah, what is up with naming your kid Zelda?
Wonder who he was cheating on her with? His kids are grown, so it must have been Jude Law's nanny..
8. booby - March 26, 2008 3:25 PM
FIRST!!!
9. rosa parx - March 26, 2008 3:28 PM
Should I go commando & wax myself down there for my date tonight with Rob? Or should I do that landing strip again. .
10. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 3:28 PM
Why is my penis on her face?
11. Nathan Sprinkle - March 26, 2008 3:30 PM
This is like Mrs. Doubtfire in real life!
12. jrz - March 26, 2008 3:36 PM
Hey, you fuck the nanny, it never works out......
13. Dennis Kucinich - March 26, 2008 3:36 PM
Those two look like garden gnomes, I should know.
14. Auntie Kryst - March 26, 2008 3:39 PM
Now this woman is completely opposite of Heather Mills. Whatever this woman gets in the settlement really will not be enough. Imagine having to put up with Robin Williams zaniness for 19 years. Good god, anyone else would have already put a pistol in her mouth.
15. tight lipped smiler - March 26, 2008 3:39 PM
Banging the nanny, such a cliche.
16. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - March 26, 2008 3:44 PM
Holey moley mole mole...
17. jesse - March 26, 2008 3:46 PM
His daughter has a nice rack. I'm not too sure about his son/daughter though. She kinda reminds me of Atreyu from Never Ending Story. Maybe that thing on his wife's face isn't really a mole, but rather that sneezing turtle from said movie.
18. beavis - March 26, 2008 3:59 PM
Crotchless Samurai Armor.... that is so fucking funny, yet at the same time I want to buy some.... that is freaking gold!
19. D. Richards (Slut.) - March 26, 2008 4:02 PM
All this time I thought Robin Williams was drinking and snorting because he was a 'troubled' artist -- then I notice that his wife has a second nose growing out of her cheekbone.
Now Robin's sporting Burt Reynold's toupe. Sad.
Oh, Frist, how has my beloved love-tunnel been doing these past few weeks? Moist? Oh, how I hope so. Squirt-Squirt.
20. The Laughing God - March 26, 2008 4:05 PM
I wonder his daughters make funny voices too...
21. Ted Mosby - March 26, 2008 4:14 PM
Nanoo Nanooo this mudderfawker.
22. 78 degree mess - March 26, 2008 4:17 PM
i bet that gold digger is probably going to try to milk it by claiming that growth on her cheek is actually their third child. she'll be suing for full custody and support for it as well.
23. Grunion - March 26, 2008 4:23 PM
According to the pre-nup, she gets to keep the mole and all things mole related.
24. Sarah - March 26, 2008 4:41 PM
I love Robin Williams. Not to bag on the wife, but honestly, he probably realized that he could get better.
Sad but true.
25. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 4:46 PM
19, I don't think that's a toupe, I think it's hair transplanted from Robin's back...
26. Tapeworm - March 26, 2008 4:47 PM
I didn't know Robin Williams was married to Rosie O'Donnell.
27. Jimbo - March 26, 2008 4:59 PM
@25 or his ass..
28. Randal - March 26, 2008 5:11 PM
Wishing Robin Williams all the best during this rocky time. May the two part as adults and go on about their seperate lives.
Randal
29. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2008 5:19 PM
Oh, #19, how I have missed you..
30. m - March 26, 2008 5:20 PM
This is going to cost alot lot lot... to mr williams
31. Kat - March 26, 2008 5:20 PM
Stop being a douche, Randal. This site is not for being nice and wishing people well.
Jesus. If I had a huge wart like that on my face I'd have it REMOVED. I mean really. If my kid was born with a huge fucking mole I'd have that shit removed too, before anyone saw them.
32. Trover - March 26, 2008 5:31 PM
His bank will get cut in half, but the party is about to start. Bet he is one wild partier in the next few years. Garp will get his.
33. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 5:42 PM
27, just think of the hairballs that poor woman must have ...
34. pointandlaugh - March 26, 2008 6:10 PM
you bastards are hilarious. for realz.
Moley mole.
:)
35. My Penis - March 26, 2008 6:31 PM
Nanu-Naaah-No.
36. woodhorse - March 26, 2008 6:32 PM
With those squinty eyes, Robin is a perfect match for Renee Zellweiger.
37. Ass Mountain - March 26, 2008 6:39 PM
They look like brother and sister.
38. Ted from LA - March 26, 2008 6:55 PM
I'll get you my pretty, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!!
39. Alright! - March 26, 2008 7:03 PM
#28
You're as F-ed up as a football bat.
40. BARSTUARDS - March 26, 2008 7:39 PM
I thought you said ROBBIE WILLIAMS.
ARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
41. Penny - March 26, 2008 7:48 PM
Robin Williams has some hot-ass kids
42. monkeyfightclub - March 26, 2008 8:03 PM
She'll wind up like all the other women in Robin Williams' life, trapped in his forest-like arm hair.
43. PettyPape - March 26, 2008 8:05 PM
Don't they have custody of Christopher/Dana Reeves' kid? He sure has been through a lot in his life- dad dies, mom dies, new dad goes to rehab, new parents get divorced.
44. Randal is a Comic Genius - March 26, 2008 8:45 PM
I personally love Randal. The people who think otherwise clearly don't understand that he is getting the last laugh.
45. RENEE - March 26, 2008 9:37 PM
I can't moley believe Robin Williams moley is divorcing that moley Camyrn Manheim chick; too bad, so sad...;holy moley, get that fricken thing seared off already (the mole, not her).
46. m333h - March 26, 2008 9:54 PM
Anyone who names their kid Zelda deserves a gold medal
47. wes - March 26, 2008 10:54 PM
I know Robin Williams is a pretty ugly dude, but he is rich. Why did he choose to marry what looks to be the exact definition of ugly? Seriously her face looks like cancer.
48. Mississippi - March 27, 2008 12:44 AM
Wow.. He's starting to look old :-( I've seen him live and I have to say he's got quite a freakin presence!! he's awesome! the old lady is just copy catting Heather Mills.. Such a shame..
49. noppo - March 27, 2008 2:27 AM
don't say mole, who said mole, i said mole....
moooooooooooooooole
btw, what's the deal with robin's shoes???
50. Ellen Jamesian - March 27, 2008 3:25 AM
Robin and the nanny wife probably named Zelda after The Legend of Zelda game...can't you just see Robin jumping for joy over her name...Zelda!...Zelda!...Zelda!...just like when he fucked the nanny...Marcia!...Marcia!...Marcia!...just like when he plucked the babysitter in the World According to Garp...but after that his mouth was sewn shut.
51. amin - March 27, 2008 5:36 AM
umm for anyone who cares to actually read or research before they make a comment...Zelda is a real European name. It existed long before the Legend of Zelda and there's probably plenty of East European women that would take offence to people mocking their name because Americans are too conceited to realize that names from games are taken from real life names in other countries. Open a book or even easier just open your ears and pay attention to the world around you and you might learn something. At least he didn't name her LaShaunda or something equally retarded.
52. grunion - March 27, 2008 7:04 AM
#52 thanks for the info Zelda
53. scared - March 27, 2008 7:51 AM
Good lord, that is one ugly woman. Look at her mole. She reminds me of Rosie. Does anyone know if she was always that ugly? She looks exactly like a witch.
54. Missystar - March 27, 2008 11:21 AM
I live in a resort area which shall go unnamed, and RW has a home here. The local scuttlebutt is that this hideous wench is a gold-plated beeyatch. You'd think that anyone that damn butt-ugly would at least make an effort to make up for it in other ways.
55. Penisface - March 27, 2008 12:13 PM
What the nuts was he thinking marrying that woman..my god.
56. Peter Fitznicentite - March 27, 2008 1:33 PM
HOLY MOLEY!
Blessing in disguise Robin....blessing in disguise!
Now you are free to bang dumb star stuck hotties for the rest of your days. Hit me up if you need a wingman.
God man, that thing has to be inches from your eye ball when you were kissing here.
57. spindoc - March 27, 2008 2:18 PM
Kind of a Karmic bitch slap on him. He dumps his wife to sleep with the hot nanny and as soon as she has him and his money she morphs into that pig. with that amount of cash you think she would at least get that rotting mole scraped off.
58. Yourfairytale - March 27, 2008 7:22 PM
Everyone keeps making fun of his wife for her mole, but if you think about it, he is certainly no prize either. He's hairy and looks like some sort of ape/human hybrid. He shouldn't be with anyone hot. Besides that, who could stand living with that guy? He's ADHD all the time and it's super-annoying.
59. KD - March 31, 2008 10:10 AM
I stumbled upon this info, much like the rest of you I'm sure.
Why is it that we feel the need to pry into other people's marriages and love lives? This is such a celebrity culture. Way too many people spending enormous amounts of time gossiping about other people. If you truly were fulfilled in your own lives you wouldn't be sitting here writing nasty comments about the two of them. Who cares!! Go do something productive instead of spreading more negativity! Isn't the world filled with enough of it as it is?!
Also, I'm sure if you look in the mirror, your thighs, face or nose are not perfect either, so why judge others?
Some people actually do marry for LOVE, even if it doesn't work out several years later. I think she looks fine, kinda like any average American.
60. Sam - July 21, 2008 1:30 PM
0.0 I didnt even know if robin was still alive! I mean! Jim carry has been watching him on the tube since he was a freakin kid!!!! Poor Robin :(
61. Sam - July 21, 2008 1:30 PM
0.0 I didnt even know if robin was still alive! I mean! Jim carry has been watching him on the tube since he was a freakin kid!!!! Poor Robin :(
62. Sam - July 21, 2008 1:30 PM
0.0 I didnt even know if robin was still alive! I mean! Jim carry has been watching him on the tube since he was a freakin kid!!!! Poor Robin :(
63. Sam - July 21, 2008 1:30 PM
0.0 I didnt even know if robin was still alive! I mean! Jim carry has been watching him on the tube since he was a freakin kid!!!! Poor Robin :(