Mar 26 2008UPDATE: Richie Sambora gets DUI (No steel horse found)
Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to
TMZ:
Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there's no indication of drugs.
Richie also had a female passenger car who police immediately clarified wasn't a celebrity. Ha! Loser. Can't even get a famous chick to ride shotgun while you're tanked. And to think I respected you. *rips down Bon Jovi poster* Wait, I don't like Bon Jovi. Then what did I just rip down? And why is my roommate clutching his bleeding chest crying about his tattoo being ruined? What a weirdo.
UPDATE: So it turns out Richie Sambora's 10-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the arrest, according to TMZ. What a fucking idiot. Heather Locklear's lawyers are going to have a field day with this shit. Driving drunk with a kid in a car, Christ. I didn't know they gave out Father of the Year Awards for "Most Retarded."
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Reader Comments
1. mimi - March 26, 2008 2:23 PM
Fish-Gutz suks
2. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:24 PM
OMG! First!!! Life, it's full of surprises!!
Now, where is Rosa Parx dog?
3. mimi - March 26, 2008 2:24 PM
FIRST and didn't even give a carp... I mean crap!
4. mimi - March 26, 2008 2:26 PM
Sorry # 2.
You lose! NEVER claim to be first!
5. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:28 PM
mimi, want to suck on my 1 inch pee pee? It has some ingrown hairs on it.
6. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 2:29 PM
Bacon!
7. BunnyButt - March 26, 2008 2:30 PM
Hang on ... isn't that a photo of Mickey Rourke?
8. toolboy - March 26, 2008 2:33 PM
Looks like Benjamin Linus to me.....
9. mimi - March 26, 2008 2:34 PM
deacon boner
When you insult yourself... I have no need to.
10. hottest mess evah - March 26, 2008 2:37 PM
you know the gods have cursed you when people mistake you for mickey rourke.
11. deacon jones - March 26, 2008 2:39 PM
mimi. shut the fuck up. suck my dick and make me dinner you stupid little whore.
12. edamame - March 26, 2008 2:44 PM
Is he a burn victim?!
Have you seen his ex, Heather recently? Jesus, I wonder who got the
plastic surgeon in the divorce.
13. deaon jones - March 26, 2008 2:45 PM
None of those above here were me.
I hung out with Richie once. We partied hard at this hole in the wall bar where I danced all night. It was crazy.
14. nipolian - March 26, 2008 2:46 PM
Hummer? I thought Micky Rourke got a DUI riding on his bad ass mo-ped.
15. edamame - March 26, 2008 2:46 PM
#10, that was right on!
16. nipolian - March 26, 2008 2:49 PM
You partied while hard................in his hole?
17. deaon jones - March 26, 2008 2:49 PM
my butt hurts
18. Jimbo - March 26, 2008 2:50 PM
Did Richie go to the Nick Nolte beauty salon?
19. Oprah's gorilla Butthole - March 26, 2008 2:57 PM
How funny. "No steel horse found..."
I'm seeing them in anaheim next week. Wonder if sambora will join the boys.
20. kitty kitty - March 26, 2008 2:59 PM
i have yet to see a sober person be able to drive and park a hummer well so i'm not surprised a drunkard can't do any better. clearly he should have followed the wiser has been mickey rourke and gone with a more practical vehicle to drive drunk like a vespa or a big wheel.
21. FRIST!!! - March 26, 2008 3:02 PM
He had a female passenger car??
22. Adeliza - March 26, 2008 3:06 PM
Well, my pretties, this is what CNN says in their synopsis:
"Story Highlights:
Richie Sambora arrested in Laguna Beach, California
Sambora was riding with three females, including two minors
Bon Jovi guitarist was married to Heather Locklear from 1994-2007
Next Article in Entertainment »"
A ROCK STAR WITH MINOR GIRLS?!?!?!
Shiver me timbers, I've never heard of such a thing.
tsk, tsk
23. Sheva - March 26, 2008 3:19 PM
Did he get some minor league action before arrested?
This photo is messed up. He looks like he got baked in sun for a week.
24. jrz - March 26, 2008 3:30 PM
Well, why didn't he just let his kid drive? DUH!
25. Grunion - March 26, 2008 4:20 PM
He's aging well
26. Dick Richards - March 26, 2008 4:24 PM
When the fuck did Richie turn in to a female cancer patient? Rock on!
27. WTF - March 26, 2008 4:32 PM
Did the police confiscate his eyebrows when they arrested him?
28. pointandlaugh - March 26, 2008 4:44 PM
Step 1: get stinking drunk
Step 2: get in car
Step 3: have your 10 yr. old DAUGHTER get in the car with you
Step 4: endanger many lives, and that of your daughter
Step 5: DIE YOU DUMB F*CK......DIE
29. julie - March 26, 2008 5:46 PM
Why in the hell does he still have a mullet?!
30. Ass Valley - March 26, 2008 6:42 PM
He looks younger. Why?
31. zuzuspetals - March 26, 2008 10:37 PM
That is one sexy mullet.
To think that Heather Locklear and Denise Richards lost their friendship over this guy? Jesus, he's slimy.
Women everywhere- please, please, please print out this photo, put it in your wallet, and use it to remind yourselves that there is no man worth hurting another woman for.
32. 1 MILF Hunter - March 26, 2008 11:03 PM
Bon Jovi rides the steel horse. Richie rides the paddy wagon to the drunk tank.
33. bootlips - March 27, 2008 12:34 AM
Driving without eyebrows.
34. Choocher - March 27, 2008 2:04 AM
Bet the girls were screaming the chorus to 'Livin' on a Prayer' while he was scraping curbs and jumping lanes.
35. Elk - March 27, 2008 2:42 AM
There are just no words for this level of stupid.
36. christy - March 30, 2008 9:31 PM
Oh leave him alone are u not human! great talented guy,and as some of us had hard roads and dissappointed people.This guy marriage fell apart and lost his dad.I am 50 and my mom died at 47 and left 9 kids, god I know.
37. christy - March 30, 2008 9:42 PM
I just read all you losers responses!Have skeleton's in your closet's! I bet you are not perfect? Yes Richie shouldn't have ridden with Ava, but have u people that put him down! Have u gone out to dinner and had a drink with kids in your presence? Don't go there ,cause u have.