Mar 26 2008Priscilla Presley got what she paid for - in the face

Lube face.

Wow, how stupid can women get? She had no need whatsoever for facial surgery or treatment of any kind, now look what happened!

I'd still hit that.

She can sort of smirk

stupid bitch

Any one of you dumb bastards would still fuck her face!

Remember when she was kinda attractive like in the Naked Gun movies?Yikes! And to think these photos were taken WITH make-up. Hide the children. Actually never mind. Now I'm going to have nightmares for days. Screw you, Priscilla.

Agh, the spoils of your dead ex-husbands fortune.

I musy say, Priscilla looks good for an eighty year old woman. Nary a blemish.

#6 -- I'd fuck on her face. Presley's swollen lips tonguing my ass. Yeeow!

Oh Come On People...

She does not look that bad. I mean yea, you can tell she got some work done that wasn't total quality. Fine. But I mean Damn yall...she's like what in her 60's? She looks fucking great for that age. If you saw her on the street you'd think she was a hot GILF (grandma I'd like to Fuck).

Give her a break.

Facial expressions are for suckers. Keepem guessing, that's what I always say..

Damn, Michael Jackson sure looks like a freak now.

It is sad how people are use to seeing cosmetic surgery on celebrities that they cannot tell it looks bad. Pricilla looks like she had a lot of work done and she has no facial expression; creepy.

She'd make an awesome ventriloquist.

does she have to change her oil every so often or what

I don't even think she looks so bad in the face, I think what's really heinous is her ugly-ass hair. It's one of the worst dye jobs I've ever seen. She has so goddam much money and she can't do better than that? It looks like she did it in a hurry in a truckstop bathroom to try to elude capture by the police. Plus, nobody, but especially older chicks, looks good with a solid blob of really dark, extreme color on their head. Not flattering at all. Hair is supposed to be different colors. And it needs a trim.

Priscilla, go to a hair stylist who doesn't hate you and get that shit fixed.

FISHLIPS

These pictures actually do her some justice. She looks downright fuckin creepy on dancing with the stars. I feel like she's taking my soul when I look at her.

#15 Haha!!! I was thinking the exact same thing. Although I skimmed the last line and at first thought it said "who doesn't hate you and who isn't shit faced"..

Damn it, i keep forgetting not to come on this site while eating lunch.
throwing my plate in the trash now.

bah !
she looks fine

Admittedly, her face could be much, much worse, a la Joan Rivers, Jennifer Gray, that damned scary cat-woman thingie, and about a dozen other plastic-surgified female freaks of Hollywood.

But the hair. The HAIR. It is bad, no? Where it's entirely gray (in the very front), it's pure cinnamon-red, then it goes to jet, flat black. VERY unbecoming. If she lightened up and chucked some subtle high/low lights in there, she'd look far better... but how can we expect her to understand such things? She is a $cientologist.

$-C-I-E-N-T-O-L-O-G-I-S-T.

hahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahh what twat

She's smiling on the inside.

(P.S. Your feed is still busted.)

Is it bad that she reminds me of my dead uncle... who may or may not have been a transexual....

She doesn't look too bad in these pics, but when she is on DWTS, she looks so expressionless and swollen, I thought she was either stoned or retarded.

They should make one of those 3-Hole Love sex dolls in a Priscilla model. For realism, melt the face a little bit.

Do yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu belieeeeeeeeeve in life after love?

I'd say Elvis is spinning in his grave, but we all know he isn't really dead, don't we?

my labia is swollen. I told my b'friend not to work it too hard down there. why don't guys know better?

Damn...62? I had to check to make sure I wasn't getting her and Lisa Marie confused. Still. 8 pictures and all of them have her looking like something from Madame Tousads Wax Museum. That's just scary.

She looks great for her age.

She looks great for her age.

Why cant these losers just age normally, gracefully.
10 years after their death you will find a pile of ashes, 2 fake tits, a chin and some lips. Pretty fucked up, man.

Looks just like her dad, Elvis.

L.S.

She is starting to look like Michael Jackson. Wonder if they share the same surgeon.

So, because she did what millions of women do every year--trying to find a perfect miracle drug that will keep them beautiful--she deserves what happened to her? Is that the theme here? Some lunatic injected her with something that could have killed her, and everyone thinks she's an idiot?

What's idiotic is that she's brave, she comes out in public, and people don't see her for someone that went through something awful; rather, they see her as a joke.

For once, I'd love to see an article on here about a woman that isn't perfect, but she actually comes out and still tries. I would have hidden in my house for the rest of my life if I were her. She looks great for what happened to her.

I'm just disappointed. It feels like this blog is starting to cater to all the idiots that make comments about "fucking that twat's face" and such.

Looks like that episode of Nip/Tuck, with the "Bobotox".

but I thought The Superficial was ALWAYS a place one could come to ridicule celebrities. I must have missed the Stuart Smalley phase of this site. (On a side note: If someone is superficial and desperate enough to think that they have the power to turn back the hands of time and stay forever young, then that's on them. That's the price of being vain. Cross reference Tara Reid for further evidence. I'll save my pity for starving children, injured vets and abandoned puppies shivering in the rain.)

it's women like Sarah #36 that really give me pause and make me wonder if women really are, on the whole, less intelligent than men.

Bet she's great at poker

Sarah I can smell your pussy.

Hey Sarah #36: The world is full of crooks, and they prey on foolish people (or otherwise intelligent ones who have a momentary lapse in judgement.) You get burned by one, a big chunk of it is your fault for falling for it.

Considering Scientology is supposed to make you smarter than normal mortals she is one dumb *$&# for letting someone inject her with auto silicon.

Didn't L. Ron Hubbard have a chapter on this sort of thing?

Stupid scientologists.

She was stunning when she was younger... I don't really dig the whole 'my face is a fake silicone piece of shit' look to be honest.

I admit I don't like what they've done with her mouth. But she is 60 something, she is pretty for someone her age.

How sad. She was a beautiful woman and she would have become a beautiful senior if she had not chosen to butcher her face.

Who prefers this walking corpse look, over a charming 63 year-old graceful woman with natural wrinkles ?
Who is the damn idiot who decided that wrinkles are ugly ?
Why do so many people believe it, despite the evidence ?

This is totally crazy.

People this stupid deserve exactly what they get -- her face reminds me of what Michael Jackson has done to his...

If I had to fuck a woman her age it would be her.

/she looks good for her age

AND she is NOT rich. She has tons of cash but she is a beggar !!!

Look at her. She is ready to do anything to herself to get other people's admiration (or at least she thinks). Including injecting toxic subtances, cutting her skin and streching it, inserting pieces of junk in her body, spending hours of her life in a hospital room, suffering until the scars and bruises heal. No rest for her old body. She looks like an embalmed person.

15, ummm no hair isnt supposed to be lots of different colors. although i don't like this particular shade, i happen to prefer the look of "a solid blob of really dark, extreme color" to played out blond hair and highlights, which no one over the age of 16 can pull off (although im sure they think they do)

Fuck that reminds me I have to take my car in for service.

i find it hilarious that you have the same people who write the cruelest judgmental shit i have ever read about every single celebrity writing "oh why don't they just age gracefully... why do they get all these surgeries??" if i had millions of people criticizing me over every single flaw of mine on a daily basis, i can't say i wouldn't be driven to do the same thing. if they look older, u say they're too old. if they get plastic surgery to look younger, you say they are fake. if they are normal sized, you say they are fat until they starve to size 0 and then you say they are too skinny. there is no one to blaim for all this but the "fans"

I think it's hilarious that someone who questions my intelligence can only copy my name and number.

Wow. You really blew me away with that one.

It's up to her. If she wants to stretch her face out, it's really none of my business. However, I was watching her do that cha cha dance, and when she got on her hands and knees and started crawling toward the camera, my three year old went screaming from the room. It took me twenty minutes to calm her down.

she looks good for 62

When you have no life and all you think about is yourself (me,me,me) then this is what you get. I bet she forgot that even if you try to look 20 forever, which didn't happen to her anyway, you still age on the inside. All of her guts and organs are still older than Hell.

Someone aging gracefully? Kathleen Turner, who is 53.

I saw her on Law & Order the other day. She's gained weight and has some wrinkles, but she looks great, still has her sultry voice, and she seems like a really cool broad, and I say broad as a sincere compliment.

She also looks like someone who'd be fun to party with -- you'd have a few drinks with her and she'd be throwing her head back with a laugh that spread all over her face. And if you pissed her off, damn it, she could look pissed off.

Not like Priss-silla. The fat cheeks and plastic skin make her look like a baby doll, is a sort of Chucky kind of way, and if she tried to bust out laughing something would break.

And I bet those gloves are covering up some ragin' liver spots.

Okay, it is one trippy series of surgeries. Don't plastic surgeons learn to say no? I can understand Priscilla's need to retain her youth. After all she entered public life as a teenager while dating Elvis, she went on to marry him, without any real qualifications for a real career, and she's always had to rely on her looks from day one, ever since she married Elvis, and even he -like many frustrated male celebs-went on to sample the tree of feminine delights because he wanted to try something different.

Why in the hell do women feel the need to go to all of these lengths to try to look young? Now I know someone out there is going to blame it on Hollywood or magazines or something crazy like that, but seriously who gives a shit!! Be who you are, if you have small tits fuck it they're small some guys love that! If you're fat some guys love bbw! If you are old guess what, some men love older women and on top of that IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE!! So stop trying to be eternally young it's not going to work! To every woman out there Please be who you are, a natural woman is beautiful!!

#10 that shit was soooo freakin funny!
but for real tho! I think she looks in her late 30's in these pics and I know she's wayyy older than that. She looks good in my opinion and yeah she got what she paid for: " A pretty darn good face lift"

She looks like she's in the middle of being morphed... into Alf. HA!

That has got to be the ugliest leather jacket I've ever seen.

I saw a news item yesterday detailing the very first full face transplant. In France it was. Kind of amazing what the Frogs are up to in the field of medicine. They actually transplanted a hand onto someone a few years ago. What does that have to do with this? I'm not exactly sure. Anyway, when I saw the pics I thought she was Lisa Marie (who as we all know has a very strong resemblance to her dad). She does look okay for a 62 year old. But so does my neighbor with graying hair and laugh lines. And if my nieghbor should happen to fall whilst chasing her grandkids around her yard she isn't likely to shatter into a million pieces.

we should all be targets of such a scam, she looks 30

She is so pretty and large sexy.I saw her many times in millonaire dating site"W e a l t h y L o v i n g . co m".I am wondering what kind of love she want in this site?

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Her part looks like my red-head ex-girlfriend's snatch.

She still looks better than Lisa Marie...,

She's like the only person in the world named Priscilla.

Honestly she does look pretty good for her age.

#52, you're new here, aren't cha??

#14, maybe she has a decal on her forehead that tells her precisely when the Priscilla oil needs changing next.

So maybe it's not top-notch work, but it COULD be worse. Anybody seen Joan Van Ark lately? YIKES!

You know, she sort of looks like Michael Jackson...

Wow....is this that red head from Desperate Whorewives?
Yea, you know they look alike, now that I said it.

WHAT?? This woman is 62?? She may not look perfect, but damn, i would have guessed she was in her 30's and just had bad surgury.

WHAT?? This woman is 62?? She may not look perfect, but damn, i would have guessed she was in her 30's and just had bad surgury.

She does not look that bad
Give her a break!
Cared - for Your family
Some of you are ugly at birth, without plastic surgery

#78, the whole point is that she WAS pretty before she had Penzoil injected into her face!!! Anyone see her giving a tour of Graceland on Larry King's show about a year or so ago? She looked like hell then and I wondered what had happened to her. Um, couldn't she have stopped the injections before she turned into a bad advertisement for oil changes gone wrong?

Guess vanity is okay in Scientology world!!

She looks pretty amazing for 63.

Oh boo hoo! I thought $cientologists were supposed to do no wrong? I really don't give a fuck what happens to her or any other $cientologist. They're all fucked in the head.

I see. So scientologists "think" it's a definite no-no taking medications approved by FDA, but it's OK to inject motor oil in their bodies?