Mar 7 2008Paris Hilton: I don't remember these...
Paris Hilton seemed to be confused by the presence of her breasts while shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. Of course, no one is more confused than my penis. Right now he's up on the roof threatening to jump. I tried to talk him down, but he's pretty out of - SHIT! HE JUMPED! NOOOO! Oh, thank God, a seagull caught him and is flying out to sea. Uh oh, they both got ate by a shark. That's not cool. *shakes head* Whoa, what a weird hallucination. I really need to stop sniffing Sharpies for a full hour after lunch. I thought Paris Hilton had really big - ACK! Those things are real?! I've finally done it. I've tripped into another dimension! Everything's opposite, man. I better get out of these clothes so I fit in. Oh, hey Jim. Yeah, you're right, I should get that mole checked out. Have a good weekend - in opposite land. What did I just say? Oh, nothing.
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1. airr3ca - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
omgz.
2. Texas Tranny - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
Pretty dress..........
3. s - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
Big surprise. ANOTHER A-list celebrity steps in front of the camera with a tax deductable contribution. Promoting her latest multi-million dollar project in the very same segment. Using her 'humanitarian' image as an excuse for her own incredible greed. As an excuse to concentrate the world's wealth and resources in her own back yard. As an excuse to live an extravogant, power-hungry, jet-setting, global warming lifestyle. Traveling the world in the name of 'humanity'. WAKE UP PEOPLE. DREW BARRYMORE IS JUST ANOTHER FILTHY RICH MULTI-MILLIONAIRE HOLLYWOOD HUMANITARIAN. THIS LITTLE PR STUNT WILL MAKE HER EVEN RICHER IN A MATTER OF WEEKS. ITS JUST BUSINESS. Say thet reminds me. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for any of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. Cashing in on the PR and getting even richer the following year. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. Their bogus efforts to make the world a better place can not possibly succeed. Any 'humanitarian' progress made in one area will be lost in another. EVERY SINGLE TIME. IT ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. Now, there are commercial ties between nearly every industry and every public figure. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘good will’ BS. ITS A LIE. If you fall for it, then you’re a fool. If you see any real difference between the moral character of a celebrity, politician, attorney, or executive, then you’re a fool. WAKE UP PEOPLE. ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. The 1% club will always say or do whatever it takes to get as rich as possible. Without the slightest regard for anything or anyone but themselves. Vioxx. Their idea. Sub-prime. Their idea. NAFTA. Their idea. Outsourcing. Their idea. The commercial lobbyist. Their idea. The multi-million dollar lawsuit. Their idea. $200 cell phone bills. Their idea. $200 basketball shoes. Their idea. $30 late fees. Their idea. $30 NSF fees. Their idea. $20 DVDs. Their idea. Subliminal advertising. Their idea. The MASSIVE campaign to turn every American into a brainwashed credit card, pharmaceutical, love-sick, celebrity junkie. Their idea. All of which concentrate the world’s wealth and resources and wreak havok on society. All of which have been CREATED AND ENDORSED by celebrities, athletes, and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘ good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
4. anon - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
wow strangely arousing
5. Kate Hudson - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
FIRST you gay asslovers!
6. anon - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
wow strangley arousing
7. gossipmonger - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM
thats one hell of a bra!
8. james - March 7, 2008 4:26 PM
last
9. airr3ca - March 7, 2008 4:26 PM
this must be another punk from pop fiction.
10. shelley - March 7, 2008 4:26 PM
ella es hija de puta
11. anon - March 7, 2008 4:27 PM
by which I mean 3's post
12. GOSSIPgirl08 - March 7, 2008 4:27 PM
OK, I want to BITE HER BOOB!! lol, she has never had those jugs before, I'M KIND of JEALOUS!!!! lick lick
13. John McCain - March 7, 2008 4:28 PM
Ok, #3. You've convinced me.
I'm supporting gun control laws.
14. tattle tale - March 7, 2008 4:28 PM
tranny ostrich
15. gossipmonger - March 7, 2008 4:28 PM
wow, ummm "3. s - March 7, 2008 4:25 PM "
got a little too much time on your hands, I see... not that I read your babble... my eyes hurt just scrolling past it. Time to hand in your essay at school, not on Superfish, got it?
16. herpiesauraus - March 7, 2008 4:29 PM
Genital herpes is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the herpes simplex viruses type 1 (HSV-1) or type 2 (HSV-2). Most genital herpes is caused by HSV-2. Most individuals have no or only minimal signs or symptoms from HSV-1 or HSV-2 infection. When signs do occur, they typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum. The blisters break, leaving tender ulcers (sores) that may take two to four weeks to heal the first time they occur. Typically, another outbreak can appear weeks or months after the first, but it almost always is less severe and shorter than the first outbreak. Although the infection can stay in the body indefinitely, the number of outbreaks tends to decrease over a period of years.
Results of a nationally representative study show that genital herpes infection is common in the United States. Nationwide, at least 45 million people ages 12 and older, or one out of five adolescents and adults, have had genital HSV infection. Over the past decade, the percent of Americans with genital herpes infection in the U.S. has decreased.
Genital HSV-2 infection is more common in women (approximately one out of four women) than in men (almost one out of eight). This may be due to male-to-female transmission being more likely than female-to-male transmission.
HSV-1 and HSV-2 can be found in and released from the sores that the viruses cause, but they also are released between outbreaks from skin that does not appear to have a sore. Generally, a person can only get HSV-2 infection during sexual contact with someone who has a genital HSV-2 infection. Transmission can occur from an infected partner who does not have a visible sore and may not know that he or she is infected.
HSV-1 can cause genital herpes, but it more commonly causes infections of the mouth and lips, so-called “fever blisters.” HSV-1 infection of the genitals can be caused by oral-genital or genital-genital contact with a person who has HSV-1 infection. Genital HSV-1 outbreaks recur less regularly than genital HSV-2 outbreaks.
Most people infected with HSV-2 are not aware of their infection. However, if signs and symptoms occur during the first outbreak, they can be quite pronounced. The first outbreak usually occurs within two weeks after the virus is transmitted, and the sores typically heal within two to four weeks. Other signs and symptoms during the primary episode may include a second crop of sores, and flu-like symptoms, including fever and swollen glands. However, most individuals with HSV-2 infection never have sores, or they have very mild signs that they do not even notice or that they mistake for insect bites or another skin condition.
People diagnosed with a first episode of genital herpes can expect to have several (typically four or five) outbreaks (symptomatic recurrences) within a year. Over time these recurrences usually decrease in frequency. It is possible that a person becomes aware of the “first episode” years after the infection is acquired.
Genital herpes can cause recurrent painful genital sores in many adults, and herpes infection can be severe in people with suppressed immune systems. Regardless of severity of symptoms, genital herpes frequently causes psychological distress in people who know they are infected.
In addition, genital HSV can lead to potentially fatal infections in babies. It is important that women avoid contracting herpes during pregnancy because a newly acquired infection during late pregnancy poses a greater risk of transmission to the baby. If a woman has active genital herpes at delivery, a cesarean delivery is usually performed. Fortunately, infection of a baby from a woman with herpes infection is rare.
Herpes may play a role in the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. Herpes can make people more susceptible to HIV infection, and it can make HIV-infected individuals more infectious.
The signs and symptoms associated with HSV-2 can vary greatly. Health care providers can diagnose genital herpes by visual inspection if the outbreak is typical, and by taking a sample from the sore(s) and testing it in a laboratory. HSV infections can be diagnosed between outbreaks by the use of a blood test. Blood tests, which detect antibodies to HSV-1 or HSV-2 infection, can be helpful, although the results are not always clear-cut.
There is no treatment that can cure herpes, but antiviral medications can shorten and prevent outbreaks during the period of time the person takes the medication. In addition, daily suppressive therapy for symptomatic herpes can reduce transmission to partners.
The surest way to avoid transmission of sexually transmitted diseases, including genital herpes, is to abstain from sexual contact, or to be in a long-term mutually monogamous relationship with a partner who has been tested and is known to be uninfected.
Genital ulcer diseases can occur in both male and female genital areas that are covered or protected by a latex condom, as well as in areas that are not covered. Correct and consistent use of latex condoms can reduce the risk of genital herpes.
Persons with herpes should abstain from sexual activity with uninfected partners when lesions or other symptoms of herpes are present. It is important to know that even if a person does not have any symptoms he or she can still infect sex partners. Sex partners of infected persons should be advised that they may become infected and they should use condoms to reduce the risk. Sex partners can seek testing to determine if they are infected with HSV. A positive HSV-2 blood test most likely indicates a genital herpes infection.
17. e - March 7, 2008 4:31 PM
yeah! what number 3 said!
18. poonmoon - March 7, 2008 4:31 PM
#15. Idiot, obviously someone just copied and pasted that.
19. oh please - March 7, 2008 4:31 PM
glad to see the CDC is hanging out on gossip sites warning the most vulnerable populations about the dangers of poking tainted poon.
20. oompa loompa - March 7, 2008 4:32 PM
baahhhh. i hate her. she looks like an owl with those stupid sunglasses...speaking of which, why is she wearing sunglasses at NIGHT? stupid!!
21. Kate Hudson lover - March 7, 2008 4:34 PM
eeeeeeeeewwwww! Boobies, I hate them!
Show more BUTTS!
Kate or Colin, I don't care which! (obviously)
22. oompa loompa - March 7, 2008 4:35 PM
btw, #3, this is a celeb gossip site. do you think anyone is actually going to READ that?
23. JoBOO - March 7, 2008 4:38 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24. bone daddio - March 7, 2008 4:43 PM
Paris Hilton's breasts.
Kate Hudson's bum.
Do a quick scroll from top of Paris to bottom of Kate. Same shape. Same shade. I'm in heaven - if I could do a motorboat between both of them.
25. max - March 7, 2008 4:43 PM
#21
are you gay?
26. Pixie - March 7, 2008 4:45 PM
Wow, she looks like she is balding in the first pic.
27. Mindy - March 7, 2008 4:46 PM
"Do a quick scroll from top of Paris to bottom of Kate"
or...get a date?
28. Guy - March 7, 2008 4:46 PM
Fuck off with these retarded long posts.
You probably spent hours tapping away in MS Word, waiting for the next post on superficial so you can copy&paste your lame outlook on celebrity life. I hate to brake it to you but you're not Daria, and its not the late 90's anymore.
29. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 7, 2008 4:47 PM
Lesson in futility #1: (see example 3, 16)
seriously, do you think anybody is going to read beyond the first two sentences of that blather?
30. Paris Hilton's anus - March 7, 2008 4:51 PM
pffffft...*Plop*
31. Mr. Bojangles - March 7, 2008 4:52 PM
That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html
32. donkey dolittle - March 7, 2008 4:53 PM
#28, #29. and the other fools
Yes idiots they spent hours "tapping" away in MS Word or MAYBE THEY COPIED AND PASTED THEM TO PISS YOU OFF. And it fucking worked so good on them.
The first one is someone else's post from the Drew Barrymore bikini story and the second is from a medical website and explains herpies. No one expects you to read them. Although you guys probably should read the herpie info.
Fucking Morons, take a joke and get over it.
33. Tim - March 7, 2008 4:58 PM
#32 - don't be so quick to call people morons. NEWSFLASH: the internet is electronic. HELLO! You can't "paste" anything, that's for paper.
34. Auntie Kryst - March 7, 2008 5:01 PM
@3 "Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees." What if its a chimpanzee economics professor? Because then money does grow on tress. Myself, I play the plantain market.
35. jim bean - March 7, 2008 5:02 PM
You FUCKING TOOL. Right click your mouse and you'll see that you can COPY AND PASTE text and images.
Now if that was a satyrical comment you're a funny fuck but, if you were serious then I worry for you and the wrold, especially if you have a drivers liscence. There are people who are THAT stupid so I'm sorry I can't tell if your serious.
36. Ted from LA - March 7, 2008 5:03 PM
#3,
I read it and agree almost 100% with it. Especially the part about Oprah being a filthy pig. We're fucked. Desperate people will do desperate things. Religion is what keeps poor people from killing rich people. We're starting to see there isn't enough religion to go around. The next president better make changes in a big hurry. Did you see that CEO who made over 100 million dollars? It's criminal. Kirstie Alley is a filthy pig too (and I'm not talking about either of their weights). Happy Weekend you degenerates.
37. audience - March 7, 2008 5:04 PM
#35 - you forgot to add: "....*tap* ... *tap* ... hey is this thing on?"
38. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 7, 2008 5:07 PM
32, ass dolittle
only joke is you, please go die in a fire.
39. nipolian - March 7, 2008 5:08 PM
#32 - LMAO @ "Although you guys probably should read the herpie info".
40. Famous Plastic - March 7, 2008 5:10 PM
Cute dress, too bad it's filled with trash...
41. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 7, 2008 5:12 PM
people who spell 'herpes' with an 'i' shouldn't call other people morons.
42. Sambo the Ass Pirate - March 7, 2008 5:13 PM
41, it is a cute dress, and the matching sunglasses. i think i have a "My Little Pony" with that same color scheme.
43. eps - March 7, 2008 5:14 PM
Wow. Fish is in a slump. Funny factor today: 0
44. Auntie Kryst - March 7, 2008 5:16 PM
@38 These are the jokes people! Ahh fuck it, you're right it was lame. The urge to type was too strong. G'nite folks, please remember to tip your waitress.
45. greed is ruining the world - March 7, 2008 5:21 PM
Agreed # 37. It's all true. People just get turned off by really long posts as they are used to them being full of drivel. BUT the person who originally wrote this is completely correct.
It's so fucking depressing because hardly anyone gets it. You know how many idiot women worship Oprah. I'm one of the only women I know who sees through her bullshit. The greed in this world is unfathomable and worst of all it's being fuleed and spread through the media. They are greed and they try to sell greed.
This was originally posted on the drew barrymore bikini blog. (in so Freaking Hot) I agreed there and I always will.
46. itchy poonanie - March 7, 2008 5:25 PM
Paris Hilton: I don't remember these...(*)(*)
She also says that every morning when she wakes up with new herpes sores.
47. Paris Hilton's anus - March 7, 2008 5:26 PM
pffffffffft...pfft pfft pfft pbpbp
PTHBPTHBPTHBPTHB PLOP PLOP PLOP SPLATTER!!!!!! SQUIRT SPLASH PTHBPTHBPTHB!!!
pfffft
48. PunkA - March 7, 2008 5:27 PM
Paris has been pushing those puppies up as high as she can for a while now. Not sure why she doesn;t just get the boob job she really wants now and get it over with. Clearly, she wants to have more than she does. Stop pretending and get it done already.
49. nipolian - March 7, 2008 5:28 PM
#46 - That's all fine and dandy but what the fuck has it got to do with Paris Hiltons' tits or herpes?
50. @@@@@@@@@@= $$$$$$$$$$ - March 7, 2008 5:36 PM
If this bitch had a dollar for every herpie sore shes ever had she'd be the richest person in the world.
GUIDE FOR RETARDS( like if Paris has her case worker read this to her):
I made a picture to show the dollar to oozing puss sore equation. The @ is supposed to be a festering herpie sore and the $ represents money.
51. marissa stephens - March 7, 2008 5:44 PM
um, she is just checkng to make sure they aren't falling out...like in the past.
52. BunnyButt - March 7, 2008 5:45 PM
46, there are a lot of us who see through Oprah, but we don't squawk as loud as her cult members, er, fans, so it seems like we're in the minority. I assure you we are not.
20, she's wearing the sunglasses at night to cover the wonky eye. Finally!
53. herbiefrog - March 7, 2008 5:46 PM
she's not heavy...
...she our brover : )
hey sis!
errrr [dont even ask]
54. dude_on_something - March 7, 2008 5:56 PM
Somehow - at least in that dress - her tits keep her from being obsolete.
55. Veroonica - March 7, 2008 6:01 PM
.......................................................wh
ore..................................................................................
......................................................whore.............................................................................
56. Cap'n Pickles - March 7, 2008 6:03 PM
She probably dropped her valtrex down there. Don't worry, Paris. Herpisauraus will dig for it.
57. billybobjoesam - March 7, 2008 6:05 PM
@19...hehehe "tainted poon"
58. sla - March 7, 2008 6:05 PM
That's why it's called a miracle bra.
And while her rack may look good visually, the tactile experience is probably not so great. There is a serious amount of padding in there. Although she has money, so instenad of cotton or styrofoam she probably has the expensive silicone "chicken cutlets" that have a more realistic "gooshiness" to them.
I have got to get a life.
59. Billy - March 7, 2008 6:06 PM
she is gorgeous.btw, I saw this pic before on a celeb site called ‘SearchingMillionaire dot com’! Is that fake or real?
60. deathstar - March 7, 2008 6:09 PM
@ 2 & 41 It is a pretty dress. The rest of her is a bit matchy-matchy though.
61. sla - March 7, 2008 6:17 PM
61 -- I can deal with the matchy-matchy shoes and bag, but the glasses are totally fugly.
62. Guy - March 7, 2008 6:20 PM
Oh no, I've been e-raped by the internet. I better purchase some curtains and dogs to protect myself.
63. Guy - March 7, 2008 6:22 PM
&32
My main point is, yes, its depressing, but these views on celebrities have already been expressed so many times. No need to post a lengthy essay on what any intelligent people already know.
64. dude - March 7, 2008 6:34 PM
Legend has it that everytime Paris queefs, an angel gets it's wings...burned off. Also, a star in the heavens goes out.
65. lisa - March 7, 2008 7:04 PM
gorgerous
66. panda - March 7, 2008 7:04 PM
lovely dress
67. JAC - March 7, 2008 7:06 PM
WORR
WORRWORR
WORR
WORR
WORR
68. LIN - March 7, 2008 7:07 PM
SEXY
69. ELLEN - March 7, 2008 7:07 PM
exciting photo. i also saw her photo put on the site called WealthyDater.com, really! is she want to find a rich man?
70. Bob - March 7, 2008 7:26 PM
That's Fake Paris, not Paris Hilton. Her impostor.
71. QUACK QUACK - March 7, 2008 7:32 PM
NICE BEAK.
72. Elk - March 7, 2008 10:10 PM
49. PunkA
“Not sure why she doesn;t just get the boob job she really wants now and get it over with.”
Because even her dumb-ass realizes spending $6,000 and getting cut open doesn’t make sense when you can accomplish the same thing with a $50 set of silicone falsies.
73. herbiefrog - March 7, 2008 10:19 PM
oh that sounds painful...
dont get cut...
why would you
lets just float like this image : ) ) )
74. Harry Ballzack - March 7, 2008 10:25 PM
Is it just me ?
Or is this hawk nose mamal starting to resemble a Raptor?
75. jstunnah - March 7, 2008 10:26 PM
i hate everything about what she is wearing
76. The Laughing God - March 7, 2008 10:37 PM
Paris probably suffers from Myasthenia Gravis or possibly Lambert-Eaton disease. Breast, apparently, have powers... yes, even Paris's **roll eyes**.
#3 is sort of dead on, but it is not the wealthy themselves. It is the way our current money system works. Why do you think nearly all founding fathers [who were still alive] were vividly opposed to the creation of a FED and a central government with more power of state affairs than the state [check the tenth amendment]?
77. Pepe - March 7, 2008 11:23 PM
Her hair extensions (visible at scalp) are disgusting.
78. She is Alright - March 8, 2008 3:18 AM
Yeah she is who she is, but I respect that she chooses to stay natural and flat. She has enough money to get the best surgical procedure anyways, she actually uses the temp ones as an accessory.
Everyone and their mother has fake tits nowadays. It is over now.
Small breasts are aesthetically more pleasing, when accompanied by a tight body.
79. Ephena - March 8, 2008 4:46 AM
I never realized how hot she is.
80. Janine - March 8, 2008 4:52 AM
God, men are so stupid! It's just chicken cutlets and a push up bra. What's sexy about this vile waste of a human: nothing.
81. Mike - March 8, 2008 6:48 AM
She is so beautiful. I saw her profile in millonaire dating site" W e a l t h yL o v i n g.c om".I saw she is always dating in this site.She said she fall in heavily ill.Is that true?
82. Jim - March 8, 2008 9:05 AM
Pretty dress!Pretty girl!Good weekene!Great article!I love her.I saw her on "SeekingRich.com",too.And there are so many good girls here!
83. Hambone - March 8, 2008 12:17 PM
#16 was an obvious attempt to cover up #3. Say that reminds me. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for any of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy.. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. Cashing in on the PR and getting even richer the following year. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. Their bogus efforts to make the world a better place can not possibly succeed. Any 'humanitarian' progress made in one area will be lost in another. EVERY SINGLE TIME. IT ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. Now, there are commercial ties between nearly every industry and every public figure. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘good will’ BS. ITS A LIE. If you fall for it, then you’re a fool. If you see any real difference between the moral character of a celebrity, politician, attorney, or executive, then you’re a fool. WAKE UP PEOPLE. ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. The 1% club will always say or do whatever it takes to get as rich as possible. Without the slightest regard for anything or anyone but themselves. Reaganomics. Their idea. Loans from China. Their idea. NAFTA. Their idea. Outsourcing. Their idea. Sub-prime. Their idea. The commercial lobbyist. Their idea. The multi-million dollar lawsuit. Their idea. $200 cell phone bills. Their idea. $200 basketball shoes. Their idea. $30 late fees. Their idea. $30 NSF fees. Their idea. $20 DVDs. Their idea. Subliminal advertising. Their idea. Brainwash plots on TV. Their idea. Prozac, Zanex, Vioxx, and Celebrex. Their idea. The MASSIVE campaign to turn every American into a brainwashed, credit card, pharmaceutical, love-sick, couch potatoe, celebrity junkie. Their idea. All of the above shrink the middle class, concentrate the world’s wealth and resources, and wreak havok on society. All of which have been CREATED AND ENDORSED by celebrities, athletes, executives, entrepreneurs, attorneys, and politicians. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for any of their ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE HUMANITARIAN. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause.. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
84. eXtasyStef - March 8, 2008 12:26 PM
A padded bra, a dose of Virgin Again from Spencer's Gifts and a Little House on the Prairie dress does not purity make.
85. Grunion - March 8, 2008 12:32 PM
Awww look she thinks she's people
86. Queefer Bukakke - March 8, 2008 1:19 PM
I'm gonna fuck this bitch to death then eat her corpse.
87. I know the trick - March 8, 2008 3:40 PM
Interesting effect. We all know she's flat chested, but there's a way for a completely flat chested girl to make her boobs look like that and make them look like if she had some sort of clevage.
Even the smallest B's and even A's will work. Just push and squeeze the girl's small boobies together as hard as you can and as close as you can. There you have it. For all I knew, only hands were able of creating this effect, but it seems like they have invented some bra or some sort of support system (like that on her dress) that can do it. It must hurt though, her boobs must be sore as hell after being squeezed like that all day.
88. Natalie - March 8, 2008 3:52 PM
Hate her shoulders and too small dress ...
89. some_dude - March 8, 2008 9:34 PM
#3 #16#85
what a pathetic fucking losers you guys are SAD
90. SOME_DUDE - March 8, 2008 9:41 PM
i meant # 3-16-84
91. whsia - March 9, 2008 3:01 AM
God, men are so stupid! It's just chicken cutlets and a push up bra. What's sexy about this vile waste of a human: nothing.
92. Serial Rapist - March 9, 2008 8:40 AM
SCENE I. Venice. A street.
Enter RODERIGO and IAGO
RODERIGO
Tush! never tell me; I take it much unkindly
That thou, Iago, who hast had my purse
As if the strings were thine, shouldst know of this.
IAGO
'Sblood, but you will not hear me:
If ever I did dream of such a matter, Abhor me.
RODERIGO
Thou told'st me thou didst hold him in thy hate.
IAGO
Despise me, if I do not. Three great ones of the city,
In personal suit to make me his lieutenant,
Off-capp'd to him: and, by the faith of man,
I know my price, I am worth no worse a place:
But he; as loving his own pride and purposes,
Evades them, with a bombast circumstance
Horribly stuff'd with epithets of war;
And, in conclusion,
Nonsuits my mediators; for, 'Certes,' says he,
'I have already chose my officer.'
And what was he?
Forsooth, a great arithmetician,
One Michael Cassio, a Florentine,
A fellow almost damn'd in a fair wife;
That never set a squadron in the field,
Nor the division of a battle knows
More than a spinster; unless the bookish theoric,
Wherein the toged consuls can propose
As masterly as he: mere prattle, without practise,
Is all his soldiership. But he, sir, had the election:
And I, of whom his eyes had seen the proof
At Rhodes, at Cyprus and on other grounds
Christian and heathen, must be be-lee'd and calm'd
By debitor and creditor: this counter-caster,
He, in good time, must his lieutenant be,
And I--God bless the mark!--his Moorship's ancient.
RODERIGO
By heaven, I rather would have been his hangman.
IAGO
Why, there's no remedy; 'tis the curse of service,
Preferment goes by letter and affection,
And not by old gradation, where each second
Stood heir to the first. Now, sir, be judge yourself,
Whether I in any just term am affined
To love the Moor.
RODERIGO
I would not follow him then.
IAGO
O, sir, content you;
I follow him to serve my turn upon him:
We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
Cannot be truly follow'd. You shall mark
Many a duteous and knee-crooking knave,
That, doting on his own obsequious bondage,
Wears out his time, much like his master's ass,
For nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd:
Whip me such honest knaves. Others there are
Who, trimm'd in forms and visages of duty,
Keep yet their hearts attending on themselves,
And, throwing but shows of service on their lords,
Do well thrive by them and when they have lined
their coats
Do themselves homage: these fellows have some soul;
And such a one do I profess myself. For, sir,
It is as sure as you are Roderigo,
Were I the Moor, I would not be Iago:
In following him, I follow but myself;
Heaven is my judge, not I for love and duty,
But seeming so, for my peculiar end:
For when my outward action doth demonstrate
The native act and figure of my heart
In compliment extern, 'tis not long after
But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at: I am not what I am.
RODERIGO
What a full fortune does the thicklips owe
If he can carry't thus!
IAGO
Call up her father,
Rouse him: make after him, poison his delight,
Proclaim him in the streets; incense her kinsmen,
And, though he in a fertile climate dwell,
Plague him with flies: though that his joy be joy,
Yet throw such changes of vexation on't,
As it may lose some colour.
RODERIGO
Here is her father's house; I'll call aloud.
IAGO
Do, with like timorous accent and dire yell
As when, by night and negligence, the fire
Is spied in populous cities.
RODERIGO
What, ho, Brabantio! Signior Brabantio, ho!
IAGO
Awake! what, ho, Brabantio! thieves! thieves! thieves!
Look to your house, your daughter and your bags!
Thieves! thieves!
BRABANTIO appears above, at a window
BRABANTIO
What is the reason of this terrible summons?
What is the matter there?
RODERIGO
Signior, is all your family within?
IAGO
Are your doors lock'd?
BRABANTIO
Why, wherefore ask you this?
IAGO
'Zounds, sir, you're robb'd; for shame, put on
your gown;
Your heart is burst, you have lost half your soul;
Even now, now, very now, an old black ram
Is topping your white ewe. Arise, arise;
Awake the snorting citizens with the bell,
Or else the devil will make a grandsire of you:
Arise, I say.
BRABANTIO
What, have you lost your wits?
RODERIGO
Most reverend signior, do you know my voice?
BRABANTIO
Not I what are you?
RODERIGO
My name is Roderigo.
BRABANTIO
The worser welcome:
I have charged thee not to haunt about my doors:
In honest plainness thou hast heard me say
My daughter is not for thee; and now, in madness,
Being full of supper and distempering draughts,
Upon malicious bravery, dost thou come
To start my quiet.
RODERIGO
Sir, sir, sir,--
BRABANTIO
But thou must needs be sure
My spirit and my place have in them power
To make this bitter to thee.
RODERIGO
Patience, good sir.
BRABANTIO
What tell'st thou me of robbing? this is Venice;
My house is not a grange.
RODERIGO
Most grave Brabantio,
In simple and pure soul I come to you.
IAGO
'Zounds, sir, you are one of those that will not
serve God, if the devil bid you. Because we come to
do you service and you think we are ruffians, you'll
have your daughter covered with a Barbary horse;
you'll have your nephews neigh to you; you'll have
coursers for cousins and gennets for germans.
BRABANTIO
What profane wretch art thou?
IAGO
I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.
BRABANTIO
Thou art a villain.
IAGO
You are--a senator.
BRABANTIO
This thou shalt answer; I know thee, Roderigo.
RODERIGO
Sir, I will answer any thing. But, I beseech you,
If't be your pleasure and most wise consent,
As partly I find it is, that your fair daughter,
At this odd-even and dull watch o' the night,
Transported, with no worse nor better guard
But with a knave of common hire, a gondolier,
To the gross clasps of a lascivious Moor--
If this be known to you and your allowance,
We then have done you bold and saucy wrongs;
But if you know not this, my manners tell me
We have your wrong rebuke. Do not believe
That, from the sense of all civility,
I thus would play and trifle with your reverence:
Your daughter, if you have not given her leave,
I say again, hath made a gross revolt;
Tying her duty, beauty, wit and fortunes
In an extravagant and wheeling stranger
Of here and every where. Straight satisfy yourself:
If she be in her chamber or your house,
Let loose on me the justice of the state
For thus deluding you.
BRABANTIO
Strike on the tinder, ho!
Give me a taper! call up all my people!
This accident is not unlike my dream:
Belief of it oppresses me already.
Light, I say! light!
Exit above
IAGO
Farewell; for I must leave you:
It seems not meet, nor wholesome to my place,
To be produced--as, if I stay, I shall--
Against the Moor: for, I do know, the state,
However this may gall him with some cheque,
Cannot with safety cast him, for he's embark'd
With such loud reason to the Cyprus wars,
Which even now stand in act, that, for their souls,
Another of his fathom they have none,
To lead their business: in which regard,
Though I do hate him as I do hell-pains.
Yet, for necessity of present life,
I must show out a flag and sign of love,
Which is indeed but sign. That you shall surely find him,
Lead to the Sagittary the raised search;
And there will I be with him. So, farewell.
Exit
Enter, below, BRABANTIO, and Servants with torches
BRABANTIO
It is too true an evil: gone she is;
And what's to come of my despised time
Is nought but bitterness. Now, Roderigo,
Where didst thou see her? O unhappy girl!
With the Moor, say'st thou? Who would be a father!
How didst thou know 'twas she? O she deceives me
Past thought! What said she to you? Get more tapers:
Raise all my kindred. Are they married, think you?
RODERIGO
Truly, I think they are.
BRABANTIO
O heaven! How got she out? O treason of the blood!
Fathers, from hence trust not your daughters' minds
By what you see them act. Is there not charms
By which the property of youth and maidhood
May be abused? Have you not read, Roderigo,
Of some such thing?
RODERIGO
Yes, sir, I have indeed.
BRABANTIO
Call up my brother. O, would you had had her!
Some one way, some another. Do you know
Where we may apprehend her and the Moor?
RODERIGO
I think I can discover him, if you please,
To get good guard and go along with me.
BRABANTIO
Pray you, lead on. At every house I'll call;
I may command at most. Get weapons, ho!
And raise some special officers of night.
On, good Roderigo: I'll deserve your pains.
Exeunt
93. BBWlover - March 10, 2008 3:14 AM
I don't like her: she is too thin except for her "fake" boobs! But there are rumors saying that her boobs are fake!
I like real sexy big beauties in hot big people meet club " PlusMeet dot com ". They are curvy and feminine!
94. Lara - March 10, 2008 4:08 AM
Push-up bra and even extensions (pic# 1 - I thought that at least that was one part that was real). What a superficial bitch. I guess at least she's the only one who loves waking up to herself in the morning. Everyone else see's her as just a fuck and to get in the tabloids for self publicity.
95. just4casualencounters - March 10, 2008 10:09 AM
to be honest, Paris is so beautiful in this dress, and sexy, nice tits. haha...
96. Jennifer Hammond - March 10, 2008 11:40 AM
Someone needs to schedule a root touch up appointment.
97. absolute - March 10, 2008 12:12 PM
Paris is hot and pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "WealthyRomance.com" last week. It seems she is seeking true love online now.
98. Rebecca - March 10, 2008 3:16 PM
This is the first time Ive checked out this website, and....OK. # 3, 16, 84, 94, Are you fucking serious? Get a life. You get on these websites to write a damn novel about these people. Whats the matter? Is your real life not fullfilling enough?? These websites kinda make me feel better about myself, I have a life. Ahaahahahahah.
99. Rebecca - March 10, 2008 3:17 PM
This is the first time Ive checked out this website, and....OK. # 3, 16, 84, 94, Are you fucking serious? Get a life. You get on these websites to write a damn novel about these people. Whats the matter? Is your real life not fullfilling enough?? These websites kinda make me feel better about myself, I have a life. Ahaahahahahah.
100. Rebecca - March 10, 2008 3:17 PM
This is the first time Ive checked out this website, and....OK. # 3, 16, 84, 94, Are you fucking serious? Get a life. You get on these websites to write a damn novel about these people. Whats the matter? Is your real life not fullfilling enough?? These websites kinda make me feel better about myself, I have a life. Ahaahahahahah.
101. 3o'm - March 10, 2008 4:01 PM
Wow, she's got boobies!
Also, what the fuck is up with posting a whole fucking scene from Othello?
102. herbiefrog - March 10, 2008 10:40 PM
oh yes 84... could we tell you a tale or two
[snore]
bye... snoring
103. Mel - March 11, 2008 11:25 AM
s -
OMG- Are u mental???
Go smoke a spliff and chill da F&%* out